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i mean, an olive garden gift card? [ laughter ] and how can you ever repay the woman who gave us dr. phil? you can't. oprah also gave us dr. oz. dr. oz does some strange things on his show. one week, he had a giant rectum built and he had people walk through it. he built a giant vagina and had a woman slide down it. he's like the worst theme park open raptor in the world. this is from dr. oz's latest. >> what's your name? >> eileen. >> eileen. >> i know your name. >> you know my name. so, do you have harirhairy nipp? >> um, yes. >> jimmy: he can always spot the ones who do. it's his gift. not only did poor hairy nippled eileen get embarrassed, her husband got dragged into it as well. >> do they bother you at all? >> no, my husband likes them. >> is that your husband? >> yes. >> get a shot of him. you like the hairy nipples? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, they have to move out of the country. you have reckoreconstructive su and start a new life in yugoslavia. we found this on youtube. we aired it on the show last week.
i mean, an olive garden gift card? [ laughter ] and how can you ever repay the woman who gave us dr. phil? you can't. oprah also gave us dr. oz. dr. oz does some strange things on his show. one week, he had a giant rectum built and he had people walk through it. he built a giant vagina and had a woman slide down it. he's like the worst theme park open raptor in the world. this is from dr. oz's latest. >> what's your name? >> eileen. >> eileen. >> i know your name....
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Jan 24, 2012
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introducing olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with either unlimited homemade soup or our fresh crisp salad, and all the warm breadsticks you want. then, enjoy one of five new specially created entrees, like our smoked mozzarella chicken or five cheese marinara with shrimp. finish up with one of five desserts. like our chocolate mousse. our new three course italian dinner, just $12.95. try it tonight at your olive garden when you're here, you're family. you bet. wow. man: do your simple return with the turbo tax federal free edition, and now get our free one-on-one expert tax advice live by phone or chat. get the federal free edition at turbotax.com. for just a little money? let's start with a paint we know can do the job. new glidden duo paint plus primer. ♪ one coat does double duty. ♪ and fits our budget perfectly. so there's a brand-new room right where the old one used to be. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. new glidden duo paint plus primer only at the home depot and starting at only $24
introducing olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with either unlimited homemade soup or our fresh crisp salad, and all the warm breadsticks you want. then, enjoy one of five new specially created entrees, like our smoked mozzarella chicken or five cheese marinara with shrimp. finish up with one of five desserts. like our chocolate mousse. our new three course italian dinner, just $12.95. try it tonight at your olive garden when you're here, you're family. you bet....
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try olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with all the homemade soup or salad and breadsticks you want. next choose from five new entrees like smoked mozzarella chicken. finally a delicious dessert. the new three course italian dinner. from olive garden. for just a little money? let's start with a paint we know can do the job. new glidden duo paint plus primer. ♪ one coat does double duty. ♪ and fits our budget perfectly. so there's a brand-new room right where the old one used to be. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. new glidden duo paint plus primer only at the home depot and starting at only $24.97 a gallon. only at the home depot you should alsooney, get it for free.st get it fast, that's why at h&r block... you could get money that's both fast and free on an emerald card. just bring in your tax information and get a refund anticipation check... in 7-14 days, for up to $9,999. you pay nothing out of pocket. hurry. this offer ends february 4th. why pay for fast money when you can get it
try olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with all the homemade soup or salad and breadsticks you want. next choose from five new entrees like smoked mozzarella chicken. finally a delicious dessert. the new three course italian dinner. from olive garden. for just a little money? let's start with a paint we know can do the job. new glidden duo paint plus primer. ♪ one coat does double duty. ♪ and fits our budget perfectly. so there's a brand-new room right where...
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introducing olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with either unlimited homemade soup or our fresh crisp salad, and all the warm breadsticks you want. then, enjoy one of five new specially created entrees, like our smoked mozzarella chicken or five cheese marinara with shrimp. finish up with one of five desserts. like our chocolate mousse. our new three course italian dinner, just $12.95. try it tonight at your olive garden when you're here, you're family. ♪ sunny day ♪ i'm feelin', feelin' the taste i crave ♪ ♪ subway ♪ i'm makin' it, makin' it how i like ♪ ♪ it's meant to be ♪ i'm feelin' subway ♪ i'm feelin' subway today [ male announcer ] hey, capital area! are you feelin' subway®? then heat up your day with the big hot pastrami melt! it's fresh toasted and piled-high with pastrami, then topped with pickles, mustard, and cheese. head into a subway® restaurant today for this melty, mouthwatering sub! ♪ i'm feelin' subway ♪ let's go >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. to
introducing olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with either unlimited homemade soup or our fresh crisp salad, and all the warm breadsticks you want. then, enjoy one of five new specially created entrees, like our smoked mozzarella chicken or five cheese marinara with shrimp. finish up with one of five desserts. like our chocolate mousse. our new three course italian dinner, just $12.95. try it tonight at your olive garden when you're here, you're family. ♪ sunny...
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from olive garden. [ male announcer ] how about we make a big change for just a little money? let's start with a paint we know can do the job. new glidden duo paint plus primer. ♪ ♪ one coat does double duty. ♪ ♪ and fits our budget perfectly. so there's a brand-new room right where the old one used to be. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. new glidden duo paint plus primer only at the home depot and starting at only $24.97 a gallon. when you need money, you shouldn't just get it fast you should also get it for free. that's why at h&r block... you could get money that's both fast and free on an emerald card. just bring in your tax information and get a refund anticipation check... in 7-14 days for up to $9,999. you pay nothing out of pocket. hurry. this offer ends february 4th. why pay for fast money when you can get it for free? call 1-800-hrblock to make an appointment. h&r block. never settle for less. [ female announcer ] when it comes to eczema ordinary lotions aren't made to treat the itch and irritation. so it can feel like you're using
from olive garden. [ male announcer ] how about we make a big change for just a little money? let's start with a paint we know can do the job. new glidden duo paint plus primer. ♪ ♪ one coat does double duty. ♪ ♪ and fits our budget perfectly. so there's a brand-new room right where the old one used to be. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. new glidden duo paint plus primer only at the home depot and starting at only $24.97 a gallon. when you need money, you...
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introducing olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with either unlimited homemade soup or our fresh crisp salad, and all the warm breadsticks you want. then, enjoy one of five new specially created entrees, like our smoked mozzarella chicken or five cheese marinara with shrimp. finish up with one of five desserts. like our chocolate mousse. our new three course italian dinner, just $12.95. try it tonight at your olive garden when you're here, you're family. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. to stream off-air performances and other music videos, go to jimmykimmellive.com. >>> get the new "jimmy kimmel live" app and see what you've been missing. search jimmy kimmel in the itunes app store or go to jklapps.com to get it now. does that answer your question? absolutely. thank you so much. no problem. man: do your simple return with the turbo tax federal free edition, and now get our free one-on-one expert tax advice live by phone or chat. get the federal free edition at turbotax.com. with smooth caram
introducing olive garden's new three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with either unlimited homemade soup or our fresh crisp salad, and all the warm breadsticks you want. then, enjoy one of five new specially created entrees, like our smoked mozzarella chicken or five cheese marinara with shrimp. finish up with one of five desserts. like our chocolate mousse. our new three course italian dinner, just $12.95. try it tonight at your olive garden when you're here, you're family....
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for a limited time, only at olive garden. thanks, man! that's what i'm here for. ( palms slap ) man: do your simple return with the turbotax federal free edition, and now, get our free, one-on-one, expert tax advice, live by phone or chat. get the federal free edition, at turbotax.com. intense shadowblast from covergirl. the news? it's eye shadow with primer built-in. fadeproof, waterproof, totally ignore-proof! oh yes! intense shadowblast from easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl. with smooth caramel and chocolate. ♪ hmm twix. also available in peanut butter. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy tonight -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay focused. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> reporter: welcome. that's very nice. hello there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out to look at me. and we're watching you, too. you see these big things that look like cameras? they're cameras. we're using them on you tonight. here's something -- i didn't know this. ap
for a limited time, only at olive garden. thanks, man! that's what i'm here for. ( palms slap ) man: do your simple return with the turbotax federal free edition, and now, get our free, one-on-one, expert tax advice, live by phone or chat. get the federal free edition, at turbotax.com. intense shadowblast from covergirl. the news? it's eye shadow with primer built-in. fadeproof, waterproof, totally ignore-proof! oh yes! intense shadowblast from easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl. with smooth...
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only at olive garden. now for lunch try our new chicken & potato florentine soup with salad and breadsticks. just $6.95 for a limited time. >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, a very talented actress whom you know from her golden globe-nominated performance in "the help," octavia spencer is here. and then with music from his latest album "king of hearts" -- lloyd from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by the always-delightful tracy morgan, brand new l.a. clippers star chris paul, and we'll have music from tune yards. and then on friday a new show with don cheadle, david cross, and music from boyz ii men. so join us for both of those shows. our first guest tonight is one of america's most-beloved television actors of all-time. he has a shelf full of emmys inside his castle made of platinum. he's currently a golden globe nominee for his critically-acclaimed show on the starz network called "boss". >> now's the time, because if we don't, there's nothing left. i swear i'll
only at olive garden. now for lunch try our new chicken & potato florentine soup with salad and breadsticks. just $6.95 for a limited time. >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, a very talented actress whom you know from her golden globe-nominated performance in "the help," octavia spencer is here. and then with music from his latest album "king of hearts" -- lloyd from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by the always-delightful...
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for a limited time, only at olive garden. >>> hey, daddy. what could you be doing here this early. >> nothing. >> strippers? >> good answer. it just so happens i had a very important predawn meeting full of stra teejry with one mr. greg -- >> [ bleep ]. >> is that coffee? >> yeah. >> and we are having dinner tonight to put the polish on our presentation to mr. mcdale. thank you. >> hold on. having dinner with him? >> absolutely. >> that's great. >> very anxious to meet my wife. >> your what? >> here's the thing. you don't have a wife. >> please tell me you're not bringing a stripper to a business dinner. >> stripper wife. >> jimmy: that is don cheadle. "house of lies" on showtime. sunday night at 10:00. you have play a character named marty, who is based on a real person, right? >> yeah, named marty. >> jimmy: so, you went to great length to cover up his identity. >> yeah. the whole alphabet. >> jimmy: this is marty. and what is marty's story? >> that's like my blood brother. >> jimmy: you guys are practically twins. >> he had several jobs b
for a limited time, only at olive garden. >>> hey, daddy. what could you be doing here this early. >> nothing. >> strippers? >> good answer. it just so happens i had a very important predawn meeting full of stra teejry with one mr. greg -- >> [ bleep ]. >> is that coffee? >> yeah. >> and we are having dinner tonight to put the polish on our presentation to mr. mcdale. thank you. >> hold on. having dinner with him? >> absolutely....
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for a limited time, only at olive garden. on my journey across america, i've learned that when you ask someone in texas if they want "big" savings on car insurance, it's a bit like asking if they want a big hat... ...'scuse me... ...or a big steak... ...or big hair... i think we have our answer. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >>> hey, daddy. what could you be doing here this early. >> nothing. >> strippers? >> good answer. it just so happens i hadad a ve important predawn meeting full of stra teejry with one mr. greg -- >> [ bleep ]. >> is that coffee? >> yeah. >> and we are having dinner tonight to put the polish on our presentation to mr. mcdale. thank you. >> hold on. having dinner with him? >> absolutely. >> that's great. >> very anxious to meet my wife. >> your what? >> here's the thing. you don't have a wife. >> please tell me you're not bringing a stripper to a business dinner. >> stripper wife. >> jimmy: that is don cheadle. "house of lies" on showtime. sunday night at
for a limited time, only at olive garden. on my journey across america, i've learned that when you ask someone in texas if they want "big" savings on car insurance, it's a bit like asking if they want a big hat... ...'scuse me... ...or a big steak... ...or big hair... i think we have our answer. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >>> hey, daddy. what could you be doing here this early. >> nothing. >> strippers? >>...