[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause

>> jimmy: oh, my goodness, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause i appreciate it. great, that was great. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. you made it, you made it, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause please give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ chrs and applause you guys, i'm so excited about this s willmith is our guest tonight! [ cheers andpplause yes! will smith is our guest tonight. so between him and the new royal baby, that makes two fresh princes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: good night, everybody. goodnight. ♪ jokes don't get better than that one [ laughter ] topical, i know. [ light laughter ] i want to say congrats to meghan markle and prince harry today they welcomed a baby boy

[ cheers and applause it was very nice the minute he was born, he looked at his parents and said,t "hey, 's ed sheeran and the lady from "suits." [ laughter andpplause but the baby's doing great, buckingham palace says that he brexited his mother earlier this morning [ laughter ]d weighe at 3.2 kilograms. americans heard that were like, "yh h, we have no idea how m that is. they're like, kilograms? at 32 pounds [ laughter and applause and get this, i read that the new baby is 7th in line for the throneth yeah, e only way he'll be king is if the kentucky derby es judgisqualify everyone else [ laughter and applause everyone's still talking boutthe kentucky derby that was crazy the kentucky derby - the winner, maximum security, was disqualified after he ma a wide turn and wandered into a another horse's lane afterwds, the horse was like, "yeah, i had a couple mint leps before the race, so what you think you're better than me?" [ laughter and applause

come on, let's go. s sorrry that's your lane [ light laughter ] well, here's the moment where maximum security drifted in t fr the other horses. watch this >> so his jockey is taking him outside of luis saez andmu maxim security right there is where number e seven maximum security ct a lane forcing war of willo steadyen >> jimmy: when it ha, the other horses were like, "stay in your lane, girl." [ laughter ] [ applause ] hey, stay. of course a lot of people were upset that maximum security got called for interference. even the president complained. yeah, ich is surprising, since interference in a race is what got him elected [ cheers and applause ♪ thank you.er good night, evody. ♪ true. trump sent a tweet about the derby, this is real. he misspelled the word kentucky[ ughter ] take a look. look herth

kentuky derby. [ laughter ] kentucky he forgot thc. then he was like, "n, take me back to washington d [ laughter ] take me back to the d! [ laughter ] speaking of the president -- >> steve: love the 'd. o jimmy: yeah -- speakingf the president, on friday trump called vladimir putin and they spoke on t phone for over an hour [ audience ohs ] it was an hour of trump rambling and an hour of putin trying different lines to end the conversation "okay then, yep. okay, that's what i -- okay, yes, well, i should get going.ok , right. [ laughter ] look at time." [ laughter ] this is big. today the president's former lawyer michael cohen reported to prison, and i heard that he's in the same prison as the situation from jersey shore. [ cheers and applause and the guy who started the fyre festival. [ laughter ] i don't know about you guys,

but i would totally watch that reality show [ laughter and applause i would totally watch that tonight i would watch that i saw that this week in new york citmayor bill de blasio is expected to announce that he's also running for president. a little surprising, because his poll numbers are really low, and tre aren't even that many people here in new york o want him to run. but he's doing it anyway and he's got some great mp caaign slogans drawn up. check this out first is, bill de blasio, a new leader for a new america not bad. next is, bilde blasio, the change we need." then there's, bill de blasio, in 2014, i dropped a groundhog on its head anit died. [ laughter >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: here's another onese [ applau ] bill de blasio, moving america forward.wa actually ibill de blasio, yeah the groundhog wiggled while i was holding then dropped it it die and i tried to cover it up. [ laughter ] up next is bill de blasio, honesty, integrity, respect. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: after that, there's io bill de blasi wish i could say it's the only rodent who's life i ended, but i don't want

to lie to you people, okayan finally, bill de blasio, t en i'm on the fence aboume there you go [ cheers and applause he's got options he's got a lotf options. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: some tv news last night. there was another new episode [ cheers and applause yeah, love it. but today everyone is talking about this one scene, take a a look at this picture this is reale can you at's on that table? zoom in to that. [ laughter ] that is a starbucks cup right there. [ light laughter ] the lighting guy was like, well, well, well, who needs me to make it darker now, huh laughter ] you saw too much you saw too muchau [ applse ] i can't believe people aren't talking about this did you see that castle the end of the episodeat take a look he castle. look, they're storming white castle >> steve: white castle, it's insane [ laughter andnopplause >> steve: ne's mentioning that nobody's talking about that. >> jimmy: finally, you guys, this weekend we released agi a dil series that we've been working on called "beto breaks the internet.

roere presidential candidate beto o'rourke hops aund all the different social media sites and makes viral videos we got some good feedback on this we wanted to show you guys the first clip, here's beto o'rourke doing a facebook q&a. take a look. >> hey guys. it's me, beto o'rourke i'm so pumped to be on facebook live chatting with you, the votershe now i kn are a lot of questions out there about being like, what are your ideas, what are you bringing to the table? and sir, why are you standing on my car.i' going to answer all of them right here, even if i have to miss my morning routine of ki drinng a bathtub full of five hour energy.ts now le get here we go linda r.'s question, "when is yo the last time u cried? wow, great question. well, linda, every thursday i go to a children's chorus concert and weep my goddamn eyes out my ownids aren't even in them i'm just passionate about other people's kids. man, i love the future and the past, and right now is pretty freaking great tooks thanor writing in, linda i love the question and i love you. i would literally take a bullet for you. who's up next? sarah a. asks, beto o'rourke is such a unique name, where is your family from

gosh, sarah, thank you for asking my mom is irish and my dad is ck a wainflatable arm flailing tube man [ laughter ] you should see us at the o'rourke family reunions it's a lot of people askin w are you this morning and a lot of people just answering -- [ light laughter ] anyway, thank you for tuning in, sarah, i'm so touched by it, and i'm sending you one of my kidneys in the mail just in case [ light laughter ] now, what else you guys want to know great. next up, alex s. wte in, "hey, beto, if you couldn't berv in public e, what would you do with your time? damn another fire question one more of these bad boys and i swear i'm gonna tom cruise's this couch well, if i couldn't be in public service, i think i'd just go back to my old job of being your aunt's hot boyfriend. you know, the one that makes everyone go, damn aunt rita, how did you land that? or, if that's not an option, i just star in commercials for just for men, touch of grey. man, i'm aging gracefully.ay oklast question. molly says, beto, you're known for cursing from time to

time but what's your favorite curse word in the book oh god, you know, i appreciatee thquestion but i swore off cursing because it didn't well so, thanks anyways, molly.] [ bleeth an extra side [ bleep ]. well that's all the time we have, thanks for tuning in, guys i'm inspired by each and every one of you a and i just gotemail, and i quote, "facebook's code of conduct --" gosh, facebook i'm really darn sorry. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: watch the rest of our digital series go to -- if you want to watch, go tone betobreakstheintercom. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause i had a big weekend. >> steve: what did you do? >> i went to -- well, i saw you for one of the days. i e nt to los angeles, 'caus we went to meet some editors and some media and press,

talking about r year of our shows. we had a great year. it's our fifth anniversary so we had a -- [ cheers and applause thank you. we talked about that we did that first show we did in central park, that was big.: >> steveat was great >> jimmy: the first ever live show outdoors. but then the fifth anniversary show special that we had it was like a behind the scenes of our show, but it was all scripted if you haven't seen it, it's funny. it's a tricky show, but it was good and we talked out obviously the puerto rico show we took our show down to puerto rico. and it was great it wasust -- it was really fun to -- time to time i go out to l.a. just to say hi to everybody out there. we also did a q&a at the writer's guild theater with guy raz who is the host of "how i built this." if you don't know that podcast, that should be on your list of podcasts it is on of the best out there he's phenomenal. but he was so great. i was talking to him about l.a. and when i was out there cause stuff before i got snl just struggling, like everyone does but it was fun

i got to see some old friends. i got to see tom rowan >> steve: oh, i love tom rowan >> jimmy: this guy's been my lawyer since, i think before i got to "satuay night live. it's like -- you need to get one to - when you're doing contracts or something so, he's the best. i mean, i've had him for y 23 years, 20rs anyways i'm firing him today because i've had - [ laughter ] [ talking over each other [ light laughter ] i'm fed up, yeah but he's the best guy. i love him so much and s wife marla, they were there. in the front row and it reminded me of a story. they had a dinner party atho their e. use to have dinner with them when i go out to l.a so he goes, "i'm going to have dinner for you, come on over i got carol burnett, bob newheart, don rickels, tim conway will be at that dinner >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, so i go over to the house, i open the door, and they're all there. i'm like "oh, my gosh, it was fantastic. he goes, "this icarol burnett. i go, "hi carol, nice to meet you. he goes, "this is bob. i go, hey bob, nice to meet you. this is tim, and tim conway goes, "you got to get me the hell out of here i don't know who these people. [ laughtt ] i don'ow who these people are. [ laughter ]

that was his opening line. it was great so i did that, and we talkedt aboueverything we do on the show, and again thank you to you, higgins and the roots, and all of our crew and everyone who works hard on the show [ cheers and applause fun, fun to talk about i didn't really talk to you that much about the show but then after we did all that, that was friday and saturday and then i was trying to fly back because i was nice enough to be asked by the writers to do a cameo on "saturday night live" this saturday. so i'm doing l.a cheers and applause and my man, adam sandler is hosting the show >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's my hero, my idol [ eers and applause i just love him so muccest guy he's just a -- >> steve: gentleman. >> jimmy: great guy, loyal good dad, and just funny, and just om awes i just love him so much. so i heard he's hosting, he never hosted i find that hard to believe. >> steve: he didn't want to. >> jimmy: that's bizzare it's up to him >> steve: no one said >> jimmy: i guess, he had

a crusher of a show, i thought it was so great, and he had -- chris rock was there who is one of the funniest human beings ever. krisn wiig, who is just -- >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: on a different planet but i loved his monologue was good, i loved -- there were soke many great shes. opera man. opera man is robert smigel >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: right? >> steve: smigel and korn and hurley help on that on w >> jimmy: tim hurley there and then i -- so my scene was -- it was the sandler family reunion so they had all of his family at the reunion and everyone talks like adam sandler. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: so like the ke comedy characters like - [ laughter ] so i came in i came in 'cause everyons like - [ laughter ] oh yes so i came in -- and i was talking to smigel and hurley s before thew cause i was like, i want to make adam laugh. i want to see if i can break i didn't get to go to rehearsal, but i just landed

just in time came right from the airport. i'm like -- smells like airplane and this game, i can't wait i'm so excited about this. i ran, i didn't run. but i -- i ran to my car. but then -- so i got out there and i didn't even know whe to stand because i didn't rehearse i assumed i stand next to sandler and the cue cards are ow there you knnd looking at that so i came out and read the lines like - [ light laughter ] and then i figured i could make him laugh, because i can go like -ng [ whisperi that's a deep cut, he doesn't do that anymore. gotta just - [ light laughter ] he started laughing a little bit. so anyways, i'm usually in black inon the cue cards from our show but i forgot, i'm not the hosts the host i black ink >> steve: right. >> jimmy: so i'm stalling for sandler, because i thought he forgot his lines so i'm going - [ unintelligible ]

and i'm looking at the cue card, i don't know why we have cue cards. [ unintelligible ] i don't remember if i said [ unintelligible ] i'm like, "i don't know what to do." anyways, i got to finally my lines, we dithat and it was just an honor too do it with him, right in front of him. and he's just such a good dude he was so happy that night, his wife jackie and two kids were there. and their beautiful. i love those kids. and it was just -- anyways- it was good, and then at the end of the night he did this tribute to chris farley. >> steve: yeah a chance to go online. it was so beautiful and so -- it was so funny too. but i heard all the stories about farley, and i just wish i knew him i got to meet him once but i just -- he's singing a a song and it's great, but it's also a really nice tribute and everyone's just crying backstage. t and it's just reallyching, not just the audience, but everybody that worked there, thuse the crew -- some of crew knew farley >> steve: yeah

>> jimmy: so -- i was next to rock and it's just, it was really emotionalig i saw sm afterwards and usually he's always joking around and he's like, you know -- whatever [ light ughter ] i saw him, he goes, "hey, man, that's great." so touching. he was behind the cast, and the castere all kind of hugging each other crying. going like, yeah, we're like family you don't realize it when live" for whatever sea younight are there. you don't know when some cast members are gonna go off to do movies or -- but that little mont of time, that window of time, you hung out more than your family. you really live with each other.n' and you dorealize it until you get older, and you go back, and you go oh, my gosh and so, he got me feeling up i started crying a little bit. i came up to your office to see if you wanted ride over to the party together un>> steve: i was already [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't remember me coming and saying hello to you [ talking over each other [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was there?wa and i going up, i got an email from horatio sanz who is

in l.adu he was like, ", i'm watching the sandler show right now and i'm just getting sentimental just missing -- just missing us and missing -- you know ane i go, "wait until you se the end. you're gonna see this farley thing and you're just gonna lose it. this is like, when the show rst started. but anyways, it was just kind of interesting, i got a thing from horatio i feel like i vibed him cause, w me and horate office mates. >> steve: for years. >> jimmy: comedy partners for years.it i wouldn't be here iasn't for horatio. thought the best part was on- i sunday, saturday night into sunday it was trending all day, is farley is trending. and i just thought, any kid that was in mass, church sunday and sneaking a look at twitter got to see farley's dance. [ light laughter ] he would've absolutely loved that [ cheers and applause guys, we have a great show, i'm excited will smith, "aladdin." [ cheers and applause will smith is here come on back we'll be right back with more ev "tonight show," erybody. come on back

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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest needs no introduction. he sings, he acts, he rocks, he bungee jumps over the grand canyonpp [ cheers and ause and now, he will be starring as the genie in the movie "aladdin," starting may 24th please welcome will smith. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause

>> jimmy: will smith please, welcome. >> yes, yes. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. >> wows >> jimmy: that imovie star, right there. will smith come on, you know how to make an entrance. [ cheers and applause >> that's why you have the roots. that's beautiful >> jimmy: you can't beat the roots. come on, buddy >> love that >> jimmy: you look greatman. thanks for coming back >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: i want to talk about everything i want to talk about "aladdin. >> no, i really don't want to talk about the movie [ laughter ] it's all downhill from there that intro >> jimmy: i want to hear about your 50th birthday happy birthday, by the way belated. >> thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: 50th birthday. >> 50. >> jimmy: you'd think you would do something normal, you'd go out to dinner with the family, mething like that. dude, what is wrong with you you bungee jumped. >> yeah, yeah. you know what? there might have been a little myt of a misperception on part going into that [ laughter ]

bungee jumping over the grand canyon w so, - [ audience ohs ] no, it was -- it was spectacular. it was -- we set up these guys from yes theory, you know, a a big youtube crew they challenged me to bungee jump, and then i said, no, over the grd canyon [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other >> jimmy: take it to the next level. >> in my mind it was never going to happen. i'm on youtube, yeah, whatever,. man, let's g [ laughter ] and then the day came, and i was like, ooh. [ laughter ] but what happened, what was really cool, what i like about that format is, i didn't want to now anything so it was live and everything i was learning as i was going along, i didn't practice, i di 't do anything when i walked out -- and the first thing was, i walked up to the helicopter and i didn't realize i had to be on the outside. [ laughter ] that was the first thing, i didn't know. >> jimmy: no one told you that >> i thought i would be inside the helicopter and it would take off and we would go >> jimmy: hiding

>> yeah, yeah. hing inside. in case i was like, yo, my n dude, my dude,o. put me down. put it down. >> jimmy: exactly. >> i had to be on the outside while the helicopter took off. i was like, what is this, freakin' s.e.a.l. team 6 [ laughter ] thand then the dude says, bungee cord weighs 200 pounds. so the's a bunch of guys holding the cord so we get up and it takes off. and the guy looks at me and he says, listen, i'm going to do a count from fivseconds down to one and these guys are going to let this cord go [ audience ohs ] right? he says, the only way you can get hurt is if you don't get away from this chopper right? so he says on "one," you have to jump. and i was like, but what aboutsi now an what if i say no at six? [ laughter ] but it was such -- i'm up there and my legs are shaking and he throws the rope. "five" --- and he's going -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and the chopper's

going. the chopper's going, yeah. >> i just had to do the nestea plunge, the full ahh and just jump g,and it is so exhilaratin right? it's like -- that brush -- [ cheers and applause yes. >> jimmy: that was a good bath that was a jump in the pool. that's exhilerating. >> oh, man >> jimmy: what do you feel >> you feel -- it's stark terror and at first it's -- [ gasps ] you know, of falling, and all you can think is this damn bungee cord better work [ laughter ] it better work you go down and you go and you go, and you feel the cord.it and you say working a a little bit it's working, it's working and there's like a pause, and it's like, oh, that's good ahh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and do it again. >> and you getnatched back up >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip here's will smith bungee jumping for his 50 birthday.

>> jimmy: oh my gosh how did you do this? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i don't know how the heck you did it, man. that is legendary, that is absolutely legendary >> for me, it's like in life, i feelike fear is poison, man. and it's like, some of the worst atrocities that have ever been committed on this planet have been because of fear. >> jimmy: yeah >> so, learning how to confront fear and learning how to deal with it, and learning how ton sit and be ifear without reacting and without having a strike to me is reallyju important for the peace and the love i want to have in my life. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i want to show a a picture. i saw you on instagram, as well >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is very sweet i know genie's don't have feet,e but you some big shoes to fill rest in peace, robin that must have been -- >> fanrt

a fan made that, man [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's beautiful >> but you know, it was idea to play the genie in the "aladdin," you know, and the first thing is, hell no. [ light laughter ] nou know, it's like, you k when robin williams smashed you knowe. when you look at things like that, you always try to find, what would you do differently? y what wou add to that so i looked at it and the first thing was, i didn't feel like i t then i spent some time with it, and, you know, i met with athe directors and talkedut it >> jimmy: i think you're perfect. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: i think you're perfect for the role cheers and applause solutely a great decision. phenomenal, man. >> thank you quest will know this what did it for me, when i was messing with the music, there's a song, a friend like me, you ain't never had a friend like me so, whene went in, i had him grab "impeach the president" by the honeydrippers and he used the drums off -- ♪ yeah, standard old school.

♪ ali baba he had the forty thieve scheherazade he had thousand pai♪ ♪ but master you're in luck because up your sleeve you got a brand of magic you got some power ♪ ♪ in your corner no heavy ammunition in your camp you got some punch pizzazz ♪ ahoo and o all you got to d is rub that lamp ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this guy can do anything come on! when you see this movie, it is a big, big movie >> yeah, it is fantastic, man. >> jimmy: i mean, the dancing. no spoilers. >> no, it's everything it's singing, dancing, rapping, acting >> jimmy: it's elephants >> special effects it'slephants >> jimmy: and monkeys. live action. >> live action it is so huge. l it'se the prince ali parade, there's 1,000 extras and animals. >> jimmy: and they're all real >> and all of that in this sequence it is some of the biggest

dance -- >> jimmy: it's funny >> it's funny, yeah. it's just sptacular. >> jimmy: that was very impressive yeah >> no spoilers >> jimmy: exactly. people do not likepoilers. >> jimmy: i want to play a clipl from "addin. let's take a look. will smith >> hey, can you ke me a prince >> there's a lot of gray area in "make me a prince." incould just make you a pr >> oh, no. >> right, you'd be snuggled up with that dude for the rest of your life. >> yo, you all see my palace the deal is in the detur words >> got it. >> which i don't really understand, because if she already likes you, why change? >> i told you, she has to marry a prince >> i just want to go home, man >> okay, i can do that [ cheers and appuse >> jimmy: will smith "aladdin" opens in theaters on may 24th get your tickets now after the break, we are taking a magic carpet ride. i so stick around,t's going to be fun [ cheers and applause ♪ renewable energy.

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey, everybody we are back with will smith. since -- [ cheers and applause since will stars in "aladdin," he and i are going to face off in the world's first ever magic carpet race. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause yeah >> jimmyare you ready for this >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow! >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> you're going down, son. >> jimmy: wow! all right. here's how it's going to work. we'll be riding these one-of-a-kind magic carpet scooters [ laughter ] >> yes >> jimmy: while wearing our will smith genie helmets will and i will head out these doors. we're gonna say hello to aladdin, who is stealing a loaf of bread from the marketplace. [ laughter ] >> yes >> jimmy: and watch out for those merchants throwing apples you don't want to get hit with an app yeah. >> jimmy: then were going to head to the elevator bank and go around the belly dancer - [ cheers and applause

-- guarding his hidden treasure then we're going down the while dodging birds and mountaintops >> yes >> jimmy: we'll take a right, and try to make our way through the desert sandstorm >> jimmy: along the way, we have to pick up three flags in our helm's color you can't win if you don't get all three of your flags. once you cross the finish line, put your flags in the bowl, ring the bell. >> flags in a bowl >> jimmy: will, are you ready for this >> yes, i'm ready.ch [ rs and applause i'm ready. [ drum roll >> jimmy: higgins, count us down >> steve: gentlemen, are you ready to fly >> yes yes! >> steve: 1, 3, 2, 1, fly. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: left t's nasty. oh, that's nasty >> jimmy: that's right drink it in, will. >> that's nasty. >> jimmy: drink it in, will. try and find my treasure try and find my treasure can't touch this can't touch this can't touch this ♪ >> oh. ohoh

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is just amazing she is tony nominated for her fantastic work in the new broadway play "hillary and clinton. which you can see at the golden theater now through july 21st, right here in new york city. please welcome, laurie metcalf [ cheersnd applause ♪ ♪ >> so nice >> jimmy: love you, look at that [ cheers and applause go you to appreciate that feel the love. >> i do. i do >> jimmy: laurie, welcome back to our show. >> thank you thanks >> jim: we love having you re i want to talk about so many things because, man, you're

just crushing it another tony nomination. you've won the tony the past w two years, andve had you on this show, and i've always loved watching you win we root for you and we love you. so, congrats again this is another tony nom, and -- >> i know, it's so surreal that i can't -- i'm just thanking my lucky stars i get to work with incredle people at the top of their game >> jimmy: yeah >> year after year >> jimmy: i mean - >> a there's nothing better for a theater actor than to get to be on broadway and get nominated for a tony >> jimmy: to get near broadwayo >> tt near broadway, right >> jimmy: to even get near broadway at all. [ applause ] >> right, i know >> jimmy: so amazing also, we love you also from your great work on television. obviously, "the conners," which is coming back for another season, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you're just crushing on that. [ cheers and applause and "big bang theory." you play sheldon's mom [ cheers and applause sheldon's mother, and that must be a little bittersweet, that show's coming to an end. >> i know. i got asked by johnny galecki

pl come on originally and that part. >> jimmy: is that who did it >> yeah, johnny brought me over and i was so sad to see it end because going over there and hanging out with that group is fantastic. it's got a great vibe on the set. i'm really sorry to see it over with >> jimmy: it's all about the chemistry, right >> yeah, it is yeah - >> jimmy: they have it >> they domy >> jimi don't mean that joke i didn't mean that joke. no, i swear i did not mean that i really meant the chemistry, i meant like a cast chemistry. i didn't - "big bang eory," yeah. [ laughter ] >> but my character lives on in the spin-off called "young sheldon. because character is being played by my daughter zoe. >> i am sheldon's mom on "big bang," and then my daughter zoe is sheldon's mom on "young sheldon. >> jimmy: is that -- could that be a first has that ever happened >> it has to be, rightim >> j: i mean, wait, what in real life >> i'm sure that relatives have played - but yeah, it has to be first, because we're the same charter on totally separate shows. running at the same time >> jimmy: oh my gosh hey, bazinga, man.

[ cheers and applause that is awesome.me what, con. let's talk about "hillary and clinton. this is really a cool -- firstit of all, john low >> i know, right >> jimmy: i mean, i love that guy so much.nd he's like -- he's kif like a kid at heart, but he's also the most talented. >> i know, he does everything. >> jimmy: the most talented kidv you'd meet. >> he does everything. partner. an excell so, i get to do this show with him eight times a week >> jimmy: who wrote this play?te >> lucas hnath wrot. he also wrote "a doll's house, part 2." which is one of the reasons that i wanted to sign on immediately. it's directed by joe mantello, favorite director and produced by scott rudin. >> jimmy: what come on. >> it's just -- everybod top of their game. i know >> jimmy: wow. >> i know. they make it easy. you know so - >> jimmy: oh plee. but it's a comedy and we do play john and i play hillary and bill, but in an alternative universe so we are them on a different planet earth that's slightly different from this planet earth. >> jimmy: okay and what year is it on the -

>> 2008 on this other planet earth. >> jimmy: so this is when hillary uld have been running for president, but also -- >> yes, she's in the primary, she's running head to head with barack obama and mr. obama is also in the play >> jimmy: yeah, interesting. alright. >> played by aactor. >> jimmy: wow, i'm excited to see it, go check it out if you can. we love you. every time you come by, i wantby you to come ore, but i know you're busy. you're down the street working every single night so it means a lot for you to take time to come see usre >> i appate it >> jimmy: so thank you, and say hi to john for us. >> i will. >> jimmy: congratulations. laurie metcalf, everybody. go see her on broadway in "hillary and clinton, now through july 21st. we'll be right back stand-up with phil hanley stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applae ♪

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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest can be seen at the san francisco punc line june 5th through the 8th. making his "tonight show" debut, please welcome the veryle funny phil hany, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ [ applause ] >> hey, everybody. please, sit down, thank you. wow! this is amazing, this is a a dream come true for me i mean, especially me because i don't even look like i'm going to be funny. you know [ laughter ] my face, it's like a little ted talky. [ laughter ] like it looks like i'm about to usthe phrase renewable energy i know that. [ laughter ] it's a hurdle.

a lot of people have kids, cause they're like, "well, if you don't, who's going to take care of you when you're old? but there's no guarantee your ta kids are going t care of you. you know take my parent's kids for example. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'd be more apt to have kids ifw theyould take care of me now you know, like, i would adopt someone if they're old enough to drive [ laughter ] then my friends would call me up and be like, "today, little emma took her first steps. i'd be lik "oh really? wow! ron just dropped me off at the airport. yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause y i love mphew so much, he makes me hesitant to have kids, cause i'm afraid i might have , kidsand then they don't measure up to him. you know [ laughter ] i told my girlfriend that. she goes, "that's ridiculous." she goes, "that's like never getting married because your afraid you're going to meet someon and i'm like, "yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm dyslexic that's tough, man, because you don't see it coming.

you know first grade -- you have no idea i arrived in the first grade, everyone started reading i was like, "meh, i'm gonna stare out the window for a a decade but you guys, you do your thing. [ laughter ]'t i found out i waoing to learn how to read at 6 that's young to get bad news about the future [ laughter ] that's like pulling a d aside and being like, "hey, there's a good chance you're gonna be a degenerate gambler." [ laughter ] he's like, "what are the odds? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause third grade was tough cause the teacher was old, and she learned to teach before dyslexia was invented. so she didn't think it was a a thing. she thought it was something people made up to get attention. like a gluten allergy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] she'd make like the whole class read, and then it wotud be my rn i'd be like, "yeah, i can't read it's the same situation as yesterday. [ lahter ] she'd be like, "sound it out." i'd be like, "nice try, that's reading. [ laughter ]

that is so insensitive, man. tell a dyslec child to sound it out that'd be like if someone pulled you aside and said, "hey, i can't eat this, i'm and you're like, "chew slowly. [ laughter ] they put me in special ed. i was in special ed. my mom did all my homework, all my projects. they still put me there. [ laughter ] my mom would always say to me,d shy, "you know, there's nothing to be ashamed about being in special ed. and i'm glad she felt that way cause technically she was in it too. [ laughter ] [ cheers a applause i am so close to my mom. my mom had surgery last year i went to the hospital i was so, like, upset and nervous i immediately fainted. as i came to, the doctor was panicking and said to my dad, "does he have any medical ns conditio we need to know about? my dad said, "he has ocd." [ laughter ] that's not pertinent to the situation at all [ laughter ]

[ laughter ]ted talking smack. the doctor's like, "seriously, is there anything we need to know?" my dad's like, "he wes us5 grand. yeah [ laughter ]ir i have a newriend. she's indian and sometimes i'll tell people that, and they're like, "native american or from india? and i'm like, "first off, ru." [ laughter ] "secondly, i will look into that." [ laughter ] [ applause ] she has an emotional support dog, which i have no experience with so, the first time she cried inr t of me, i just kind of innocently looked at the dog and was like, "do you got this?" [ laughter ] i have no experience with pets at all when i was a kid, i would ask y for a pet, and mrents would say, "well, what will we do when we travel?" then we never went anywhere. [ laughter ] my friend was like"weren't you lonely without a dog?" i was like, "no, i was busy preparing for this voyage the whole time." [ laughter ]

last time i was home, just out of the be, my mom goes, "we should have gotten you a dog." that always hurts, right you're hangings.ut with your parent they start brainstorming ways you could have been a better person [ laughter ] same trip, out of nowhere, my go mom , "when we get old, i hope you don't put us in a a home." and i was like, "well, what will i do when i travel? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thank you guys so much [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: phil hanley! phil hanley. for more, visit philhanley.com my thanks to will smith, laurie metcalf, phil hanley, once again [ chrs and applause well done, man that was greatee [ chrs and applause stay tuned f "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow verybody [ cheers and applause ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockeyoller plaza in new rk, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- glenn howerton comedian d ci lydic, music fromraig finn, featuring the 8g band with valerie franco ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. w's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ll no, no, no, wa no, wally, i'm calling you out guys, the last thursday we did a