okay, be ready, san francisco's pride parade is getting ready. with some star power. bill porter will be the celebrity grand marshal. this was video of porter last year, when he led the new york pride parade. the two time grammy and tony award winner will also headline the main stage and sf pride. prides takes over the city june 29th, with a big parade on june 30th. that should be fun. >> that will be an incredible time. he is such a good mc of all events. >> he is awesome. all right, i will not ask

you for a pride forecast, but i will ask you for tomorrow morning, the wednesday take your kids to school forecast. >> we have wind coming back tomorrow morning, and it will stay cool into the 60s. wind will pick up thursday and friday and eventually a few spotty showers [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- dave bautista, jesse tyler ferguson, comedian, esther povitsky, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1931. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. wow. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being at home watching. guys, today is march 1st, which means it is the start of women's history month. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ today, president biden honored all the influential women that he's worked with like kamala harris, nancy pelosi, joan of arc, cleopatra, eve. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of biden, yesterday, during his trip to the southern border, he surprised everyone by inviting former president trump to work with him to help pass a border bill. i think biden is serious about starting a relationship. today, he said, "if you show me your classified documents, i'll show you mine." [ laughter and applause ]

yep, biden extended an olive branch, but trump said no. then biden extended an olive garden bread stick and trump said, "oh, my god, yes, absolutely. i love an unlimited bread sticks." [ laughter ] yeah, biden wants trump to work with him in pushing congress to pass the border bill. really, i'm not sure they would really work together. i mean, let's face it, they go together like tiktok and sleeping. ♪ [ light laughter ] they go together like cell service and at&t. ♪ [ laughter ] they go together like ozempic and kfc's chizza. ♪ [ laughter ] they go together like subscribers and paramount plus. [ laughter ] ♪ they go together like mike pence and onlyfans. ♪ [ laughter ] then again, they could magically work together like country music and beyonce. so, i mean, it actually does -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it could work. it could work. >> steve: yeehaw. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, biden

invited trump to join in helping a new border bill get passed in congress. it's very interesting. check out what they were saying about it on the news. >> both president biden and former president trump traveled to the southern border, but their approaches were very different. for instance, during biden's visit, he said we should hire more border agents, called for a bipartisan bill, and promised to crack down on smuggling. meanwhile, during trump's visit, he said, "wow, the border looks just like 'dune,'" yelled into mexico, "gracias for taco bell," and remembered how much cash he owes the feds and made a run for tijuana. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's interesting. different approach -- different approaches. meanwhile, trump also visited the border yesterday, and during his speech, he brought up a pretty strange concern. take a look at this. >> nobody explained to me how allowing millions of people from places unknown, from countries unknown, who don't speak languages -- we have languages coming into our country we have nobody that even speaks those languages. they're truly foreign languages.

nobody speaks them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: spanish. they're speaking spanish. [ laughter and applause ] pretty popular language. >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: some more trump news, in order to pay the $454 million from his fraud trial, trump may have to sell some of his properties. >> steve: aw. [ audience aws ] yeah, and he found a pretty interesting way to do it. check out what i saw earlier today. >> this spring, hgtv has a a jam-packed lineup with all new shows. introducing "love it or legally required to li$t it." [ laughter ] >> when you have some problem, they list it. >> "melania hunters." >> she's been hiding. where is she? >> and make sure you don't miss, the "poverty brothers." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that is interesting. i'm looking -- new shows. [ cheers and applause ] well, switching gears, apparently on a train in paris, a bag containing the city plans for the summer olympics was

stolen. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: here's what some people had to say about it. this person said, "pretty surprising. i'm not sure why someone would do such a thing." then this person said, "i just hope everything's okay." and finally, this person said, "quick, on the back of the city plans is a hidden code. we need to unlock the vault in the basement of the louvre to get the freedom coordinates." [ laughter and applause ] "we've got to do it." you guys see this? a new report revealed that during a motorcade accident in 2022, vice president kamala harris' suv was actually airborne. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah, it was a lot crazier than people thought. if you want to know more about it, they're making a movie. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, watch this. >> this summer, vice president kamala harris officially joins the family in "fast & furious 2024" featuring vin diesel, jason statham, ludacris, and introducing kamala's reckless driver, joe biden. [ laughter ]

>> this sucker's quick. >> no! >> "fast & furious 2024: his left blinker's always on." >> jimmy: oh, interesting. turn it off. [ cheers and applause ] well, some business news. applebee's just reported that last quarter their $1 margarita, the dollarita, really helped drive the company's profits. [ light laughter ] yep. the only thing it didn't help drive, the people who drank dollaritas. [ laughter ] they go, "i got to call an uber." nothing says drink responsibly like selling cocktails that are cheaper than gum. [ laughter and applause ] but it makes sense. booze helps you forget you ate something called a riblet. [ laughter ] guys, dave bautista is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he -- he is my -- he is my favorite. >> tariq: yeah, me too, jimmy. but i hear people struggle spelling his name.

>> jimmy: yeah, tariq, i've heard that too. maybe a song could help them out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dave bautista that's the man he can act ♪ ♪ matter fact he can body slam but sometimes his name is tough to spell ♪ ♪ but listen to us and you're going to be swell d-a-v-e b-a-u-t-i-s-t-a ♪ ♪ dave bautista [ cheers and applause ] we spell it dave bautista ♪ ♪ well first you take a d then you add an a and then a v then an e ♪ ♪ and that's the first name listen closely 'cause the last name's tricky ♪ ♪ but once you hear it it's going to clicky b then an a then a u then a t then an i ♪ ♪ then an s then a t then an a now you done spelling what you going to do ♪ ♪ head to the movies for "dune: part two" [ cheers and applause ] d-a-v-e b-a-u-t-i-s-t-a dave bautista ♪ ♪ we spell it dave bautista ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tariq trotter.

dave bautista, everybody. thank you, guys. well, guys, listen to this, i read that on a recent delta airlines flight, a passenger got stuck in the bathroom for 35 minutes. [ light laughter ] came back to his seat like, "just so everyone knows, i was stuck. i wasn't -- i wasn't in there for 37 minutes." passengers were like, "hey, could you blow the door off this plane and get some air up in this thing?" [ laughter and applause ] blow the door off. >> jimmy: and finally -- finally, scientists in colorado found that cbd is better for treating anxiety than thc. everyone had the same question. how do you become a scientist who smokes weed for a living? [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show. dave bautista is here! [ cheers and applause ] jesse tyler ferguson is joining us! [ cheers and applause ] and we got stand-up from esther povitsky. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's go write some thank you notes. come on.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: guys, today is friday. i'd like to write out some "thank you notes," if that's okay with you. you guys all right with that? [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ ♪ d-a-v-e b-a-u-t-i-s-t-a ♪ >> steve: wow. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, austin butler in "dune," for being the six flag guys origin story. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> steve: mr. six. >> jimmy: thank you, trump's golden sneakers, for letting me know what would happen to c-3po if someone sold him for parts. [ laughter and applause ] "my word." >> steve: "oh, dear."

>> jimmy: "oh, dear." ♪ thank you, stranger taking a a photo of your family who says, "let me take one more," for being the polite way of saying, "i'm going to give you uggos a second chance." [ laughter and applause ] "smile." >> steve: "little farther back." >> jimmy: "let me stand up." >> steve: "farther back. farther back. you got a car." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "yeah. why don't you do this? just do this, just for fun." >> steve: "no sideways. no sideways." [ light laughter ] "chin on your --" >> jimmy: "turn around. chin on your shoulder. look back. that's good. that's good. that's better." >> steve: "i'm going to get on this ladder." >> jimmy: "why don't you just get out of here. we'll put you in later." >> steve: "do you have a a filter?" ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "dune's" sandworm, for looking like a a giant cat walking away. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, oh no. no, now i want to see that movie. it's going to be like a giant litter box. i don't even want to lick it. yeah. >> steve: don't lick that envelope. >> jimmy: i can't.

i can't. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it'll get there. it'll get there. >> steve: that'll make it to the sandworm. >> jimmy: it'll get there. it'll make it to the worm from "dune: part two." >> steve: "dune number two." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ thank you, government buildings in d.c., for being the absolute last place that should have 1,000 steps. it's like, "can we -- can we put a ramp up here. i need a ramp." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, jif, for pointing out that my idea of a serving size is way off. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> steve: three per container? [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, safety pins, for being like that one friend who only has two modes, super chill or cash me outside. [ laughter and applause ] cash me outside. >> steve: cash me outside.

♪ >> jimmy: thank you, showing up super late to see the new bob marley movie, "one love," and forcing everyone in your row to -- ♪ get up stand up ♪ [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. those are my "thank you notes." stick around. we'll be back with dave bautista, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: "dune: part two." [ cheers and applause ] >> more like "dune: part ew." >> jimmy: ew, i can't wait to see it. i want to have timothee chalamet for a a sleepover. [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. guys, i was watching youtube tv the other day. i was just flipping through some shows and i came across a a show called "ew!" "ew!" [ light laughter ] it's a pretty good show. a lot of people say i look like the main character. [ light laughter ] i don't know. i don't know if i see it. but take a look for yourselves. here's the latest episode of "ew!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hi, everyone! welcome to "ew!" [ light laughter ] my name's sara, and if you're wondering, that's s-a-r-a with no h because h's are ew! [ cheers ] joining me today is one of my besties. she's literally my ride or die. please welcome gabby morales. [ cheers and applause ] gabbie! gabbie, please sit down! how's it going, gabbie? >> oh, it's going so good. i'm so excited. but i'm also kind of nervous and stuff. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. don't be shy. we're friends, remember our secret handshake? >> yeah. >> both: pinky, poke, cross my heart. we will never grow apart. >> jimmy: elbow bump, left and right. we are bffs for life. >> for life. yeah, i remember. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so good. gabby, what's up? how is it going?

>> you know, life's like, whatever and stuff. >> jimmy: of course. >> it's just -- i'm so ready for spring break. >> jimmy: oh, i love spring break! you know where you're going yet? >> yeah. cringe. >> jimmy: where? >> my mom's like making me go to circus camp and stuff. >> jimmy: ew! >> ew! >> jimmy: clowns scare me! >> cringe. yeah, i'm supposed to learn like a trapeze routine to a a beyonce song and stuff. >> jimmy: is it "texas hold 'em?" >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know how to do that dance? >> yeah, kind of. >> jimmy: what do you mean kind of? >> kind of, like i've done it by myself and stuff. but never in front of people and whatever. >> jimmy: do you want to try it together? [ cheers and applause ] >> we could try. >> jimmy: ew, i'm going to put it on tiktok! >> ew. >> jimmy: i'm going to put it on tiktok! >> ew! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's record. here i go. ♪ [ laughter ]

♪ this ain't texas ain't no hold 'em ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so lay your cards down down, down, down ♪ ♪ and i'll be damned if i can't slow dance with you ♪ >> hey, whoa, ho, ho. you all singing that new queen bey tune? [ laughter ] you know, i remember back when she was just a child of destination. ♪ say my name won't you say my name ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ew! it's my stepdad, gary. get out of here, gary! we're doing a tiktok. >> well, let me know when you're doing tic tac toe. hashtag three in a row. xs and os. here we go. >> both: ew! >> anyway, if you girls need a a little pit stop to refuel with a salty snack, your mother and i are upstairs making some homemade chex mix. ♪ you take nuts and corn squares and pretzel sticks ♪ ♪ you shake them all together and you got some chex mix ♪ ♪ a chewy and savory crispy and crunchy ♪ ♪ it's a super salty treat to munchy, munchy, munchy ♪ ♪ a munch, munch, munch a munch plus munch equals munch ♪ ♪ a munch minus munch

doesn't equal a munch ♪ >> jimmy: ew, gary, get out of here! get out! get out! >> all right. catch you girls on the flippity flop! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. it's time for the "ew!" speed run. you ready? here we go! roblox. >> ew. >> jimmy: adidas gazelles. >> ew. >> jimmy: stanley tumblers! >> eww! >> jimmy: i know. i prefer nalgene. "euphoria." >> ew, my mom won't let me watch and stuff. >> jimmy: me neither. benedict cumberbatch? >> oh, my god, cute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, really? >> cute -- yeah. like, he's such a good actor. like, have you seen "the wonderful story of henry sugar" directed by wes anderson and stuff? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "the wonderful story of henry sugar?"

>> yeah. >> jimmy: directed by wes anderson? [ laughter ] nah, never heard of that. no. finally, "dune: part two." [ cheers and applause ] >> more like "dune: part ew." >> jimmy: ew, i can't wait to see it. i want to have timothee chalamet for a a sleepover. [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for "ew!" my thanks to gabby for joining me today! tune in next week on "ew!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i guess i can kind of see it. i can see it. stick around, we'll be right back with dave bautista! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> the last time we had a a reunion, ty burrell wasn't able to come.

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, please. thank you so much for being here. dave bautista, i love you. thank you for doing "ew!" by the way. >> eww. [ laughter ] i had so much anxiety about that. i -- this is how serious i take acting. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was trying to channel my inner little girl yesterday, because i wanted to do this right. and i was watching -- >> jimmy: you did a good job with the beard. i mean, yeah, that really helped. >> it's like the beard was working against me, the tattoos. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. it was so funny to see you in the hallway rehearsing -- when we came for rehearsals. it's just not something you see every day. >> i really wanted to do it right. >> jimmy: you nailed it, buddy, you nailed it. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was so nervous. >> jimmy: no, you nailed it. you absolutely nailed it. you always come to play on our

show, and i respect that. i won't forget it. i appreciate that, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this. we had millie bobby brown on the show last night, who we love. and her dog was also here. winnie, who is really cute. and she came up. and i heard that millie is the reason that you have one of your dogs. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that true? how did that happen? >> yeah, so chris pratt was on a film with her and he -- he i guess got wind of talulah and he was working with millie and he got wind of talulah and he hit me up. he said, "i know that you're a a fan of this breed, and my co-star is trying to adopt her out." and i said "oh, sorry, man, i've only -- i already got three." and i just kept looking at her picture. i was just -- i just like fell in love with her. so anyway, i said, "yeah i would love to adopt her." and he said, "well let me hook you up with my co-star, millie." i said, "wait a minute, millie bobby brown?" and he said, "yeah." i was like, "no way." >> jimmy: you're like, "cool, i'm a big fan." >> you know, i like telling people this story. and it sounds weird, you know? it sounds weird to me when i say like chris pratt. you know, chris pratt hit me up and i got my dog from millie bobby brown.

[ laughter ] i sound like super hollywood. >> jimmy: no, but that's the truth. but you saw this photo. look at this. [ audience aws ] and so then what happened? >> that's talulah. so, i hit millie up and i said "look, i'm on a film but i'll be home next week and i'll get on a plane as soon as i can." she said, "don't worry about it. i'll have someone drop her off." so, literally the day i got home, i was overseas in rome, i got home. and i was there and i waited and these two guys showed up like in the middle of the night. [ laughter ] like around midnight. they were just there, and they're like all sweaty. i'm like, "man, you guys want to rest? you want to stay over? you want something to eat? they're like, "no, we got more drop-offs." so, yeah, they just drove her down from atlanta and dropped her off. and i just -- i took her in. she's been with me since. >> jimmy: did you sign any papers or anything? >> no papers, nothing. i thought they'd have, like, paperwork. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were you sure it was millie bobby brown you talked to? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you ever met her? >> i've never met her in person, no. >> jimmy: i think you could've gotten catfished by someone adopting a dog.

but either way, talulah, did she come with the name, or did you name her? >> millie named her talulah, and i just thought it was so special that millie named her, so we kept her name. we also adopted her -- my ex-wife adopted her litter mate, her little sister. >> jimmy: is that right? >> so we have talulah and delilah. >> jimmy: oh my god. buddy, congrats on that. i've got to congratulate you on "dune two" by the way. before i get in to that, is it true i just heard you got a a brown belt in jiu-jitsu? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: explain how this works to me. >> how it works. well first i have to tell you that i got my purple belt in 2014. >> jimmy: have you always done jiu-jitsu? >> i've done it, god, since 2010 i started. but i was an amateur wrestler before i was a professional wrestler. >> jimmy: okay. >> so grappling was kind of my thing. i was super comfortable with it. and i started jujitsu back in 2010 with cesar gracie, and i trained. but it was just a thing of consistency. with me, when my film career took off, i just wasn't able to train. so, i had put on a lot of weight, like a lot of weight, like 60 pounds for a film called "knock at the cabin." >> jimmy: oh, yeah absolutely.

yeah, thank you, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i think you were here for that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i love that. m. night shyamalan. >> and so i was trying to shed that weight. so, when i went over to "dune," i took a buddy of mine, who is also a gracie black belt, and i took him over to budapest to train with me. and so i was training to lose weight. i just wanted to lose weight. but then i figured i was consistent with my training i might as well keep training until i get promoted. so i trained for about six months straight and i got promoted to brown belt and then i abruptly took some more time off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you earned a little time off. let's talk about "dune: part two." congratulations, this is going to be a big movie this weekend. and the reviews have been outstanding. >> it's a masterpiece, man. >> jimmy: it really is. it's unbelievable. and you got to work with an incredible cast. >> incredible. >> jimmy: i mean, obviously, timothee chalamet, zendaya, austin butler. >> florence. >> florence pugh, christopher walken. >> christopher walken. >> jimmy: javier bardem. i mean, the whole, it's so many people you go, "this is crazy." >> again, i feel like super hollywood saying this. >> jimmy: but why not? me too, but i have to say it because it happens. i saw the movie. it's a masterpiece. it's unbelievable.

>> denis villeneuve. >> jimmy: yeah. and how do you work with -- when you got "dune, part 1" did you go like, "this is a cool thing, i didn't think i'd ever do this." >> it was weird, man. i was actually -- i was on a a film, and, you know, i had to work really hard to get to work with denis the first time in "blade runner 2049." >> jimmy: that's right. >> like, i had to audition and screen test and makeup test and really win him over. because the first time i met him for that role, he was like, "i'm sorry, but you're just all wrong for this role." but the producers wanted me, but they didn't want to try to force denis into it. so i kept, like, test after test after test until i finally, like, won his approval and he hired me. and then for "dune," we had been tracking it because we knew it was going to happen, and i wanted to be a part of it. but i didn't want to hit denis up and ask him personally because i'm just not that guy. so i was on another film, and he actually called me, and he said, "hey, i'm doing this film." like i'm not supposed to know what it is. "i'm doing this film, 'dune.'" >> jimmy: yeah, you're like, "what's it about? i don't know. yeah, talk to me, talk to me." >> and i'm like dying inside, like, sweating. and he said, "i have this part, the character is the beast

rabban." and i knew exactly who he was. he said, "now we would really love you to come play this part." and i was like -- i literally walked around in circles. i was on the phone walking around in circles. because i didn't know what to do with myself. i was, like, so emotional and so taken aback. >> jimmy: but you can't let him know that. >> i did. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, i ain't afraid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> i am that guy, like, i wear my heart on my sleeve. i love somebody, i tell them i love them. i don't hold back. and if something means something to me, i let them know. like this is a big deal to me. this was very validating to me. >> jimmy: you hit a home run. [ cheers and applause ] that's good that you do that. and now here you are, "dune: part two" and everyone is going to go see it this weekend. >> just screaming like i'm not here. >> jimmy: oh, i love it, good. i'm going to walk around in circles too. i want to show everyone a clip. here's dave bautista in "dune: part two." take a look at this. >> how much? >> we lost 80% of our last crop.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest hosts the podcast "dinner's on me with jesse tyler ferguson," which is available now on apple podcasts and all other major podcast platforms. please welcome jesse tyler ferguson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: they love you. come on. you're so comfortable in front of a crowd. you love a crowd, right? >> i do love a crowd. >> jimmy: you really do. i mean -- >> i love a crowd. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you do, you're great. >> i'm a theater person. >> jimmy: you are. the last time you were here, you were -- you were taking broadway by storm with -- you won a tony, actually. >> i did win a tony award, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> which is -- yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: "take me out." >> yeah, it was really -- that was really cool. that was a very cool moment. >> jimmy: what was that night like for you? >> you know, i'm very used to being nominated against my co-stars. throughout all of "modern family" i was nominated against ty and eric and ed. and i always lost. [ light laughter ] and so when "take me out" happened, i was nominated against two of my co- stars, like, oh, here we go again. >> jimmy: here we go -- yeah. been used to this one, yeah. >> and it's like, how do i get these guys out of the way? and then -- [ laughter ] and then i won it. >> jimmy: that's exactly right! [ cheers and applause ] but you were telling me backstage, you were like, "when i grew up, dude, i had like posters of 'evita' on my --" >> yes. everyone had like, you know, like 'nsync or backstreet boys and i had patti lupone as "evita." [ laughter ] that's who i was -- it's so meta -- you know, the night i won the tony award, patti lupone also won a tony award for "company." >> jimmy: come on! >> so, i was in the front row, i'm like, there's patti lupone, who i had above my bed, and we're winning tony's together. this is insane. >> jimmy: this is it. you're living life great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i also want to congratulate you on even cooler news. you had baby number two. >> i did.

>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] that's the best news. >> yeah, that happened. >> jimmy: yeah, and so how old is he now? a year? >> sullivan is about 15, 16 months. i don't know. you know how you sort of like -- estimate. >> jimmy: no, you don't -- >> yeah, you do. you're like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you don't estimate. >> you're under two. he's under two. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> 16 months, yeah. >> jimmy: my wife did the months thing for a long time. >> for a long time, and then you're like, 433 months. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm like doing the math. i'm like, i think they're 5 years old. yeah, i don't know how many months. and how old is the other baby? >> beckett, my older one, is a a little over 3 1/2. yeah. >> jimmy: so, is he loving the new baby? >> he's not great. [ laughter ] it's not that he's -- it's not that he's like mean or anything. he just has no interest in the position. he's like, get back to me when you can do something interesting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like, yeah, you don't do anything. >> he's like at gymboree. he's like, yeah, i've done that. get back to me when you can, like, play. >> jimmy: gymboree. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i totally did that. >> yeah, gymboree, i remember that stage. [ laughter ] get back to me later. >> jimmy: smoking. >> yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: i wanted to ask you about this. you and the cast of "modern family" reunited at the s.a.g. awards. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it was a big deal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i've had, you know, different cast members on our show. here are you guys together. >> yeah. look at ed, really dressed up, didn't he? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: from there it looks good. but sofia came on and she was saying that you guys really just don't have a chance to work schedules out to all get together. >> i know. and honestly, on that night, we were all busy. like, sofia was supposed to be doing press. i was supposed to be here in new york. julie was shooting a show. ed had a glass of wine to drink. [ laughter ] and so, like -- but we all canceled those very important things, and we figured out a a way to come together. 'cause the last time we had a a reunion, ty burrell wasn't able to come. and so, we posed with photos of ty. >> jimmy: wait, wait. i want to show this, yeah. you had a photo of ty. just a photo. >> we just had a picture of ty, because he was the only one that wasn't there. we had all the kids and everyone. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then, ty. [ laughter ] and then, the internet thought he was dead.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, you've got to help him out here. "he's not dead." >> so, when the s.a.g. awards happened, he's like -- he was supposed to do something else. i was like, "ty, you can't miss it again. people will really think you're dead." [ laughter ] it's like, "we need to present you to show that you're not dead." >> jimmy: exactly, right. >> yeah, so, he made it, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm so glad he made it and that you guys showed up together. >> i know, it was really fun that night. >> jimmy: what else do we have to talk to you about. "cocaine bear," quick, did i tell you -- >> sure. >> jimmy: i don't know if i've seen you since then. congratulations. >> no, i don't think so. yeah. >> jimmy: you crushed it in there. >> well, yes, and then i got killed. but you know -- >> jimmy: that's what happens when you run into cocaine bear. >> i know. i know. that was a blast to do with margo martindale. elizabeth banks has been my friend for 25 years. >> jimmy: it was so funny. >> directed it. keri russell, who i've been a a fan of forever. >> jimmy: you crushed it bud. >> yeah, thank you. it was really fun, yeah. >> jimmy: and now you're in the podcast world. >> i know. >> jimmy: this is what i really want to get into. let's talk about this. >> moving on up. >> jimmy: "dinner's on me with jesse tyler ferguson." how did this start and what is it about and what is the premise? >> well, i was presented with

this idea to do a podcast and take it out of the studio. and i take my guests out to dinner. and so, i do dinners here in l.a. -- where am i? i'm in new york. [ laughter ] i do dinners here in new york and l.a. and it's great, because, you know, you hear the ambiance of the restaurant. you hear me and my guests order. you hear the specials. >> jimmy: you actually do it. >> yeah, you hear the waiter come up to the table. it's really, really cool. you sort of feel like you're a a third person at the table. and i've had great guests. everyone from like tracee ellis ross and chelsea clinton. and we opened with ed o'neil. we have -- sofia vergara's on the episode on tuesday. >> jimmy: she is one of the best guests. >> she's so great. she's so great. she sent me a voice memo on the day of it. she goes, "hey, jesse, are we really eating at this, or is it just props?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why does she have to be difficult? yeah, we're really eating. >> we're really eating, sofia. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on. >> yeah, so, her episode drops next week. you can listen to it now if you're a subscriber. or if you're cheap, jimmy, you can listen to it -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm a subscriber. you kidding me? >> oh, okay, okay. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> well, it's free on tuesday.

>> jimmy: where -- where do you -- [ laughter ] but it's on apple? it's on everything, right? >> it's on apple. i just interviewed rachel dratch. >> jimmy: i love rachel dratch. >> we talked a lot about you. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, oh yeah. i don't know if we'll keep it. but you know -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you pick the restaurant's for people? >> i do -- sometimes it's a a mutual decision. like, you know, "weird al" yankovic was on. he's vegan, so i took him to this really cool vegan place in l.a. >> jimmy: we love him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like, where would you take me if i ever -- >> if i took you, i would want to go somewhere with a kid's menu. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> i hear you're a foodie. where would you want to go? i would take you somewhere cool, like polo bar or like, i don't know, cheesecake factory. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you totally got me, by the way. i was like, "where?" and you just did the shimmy. [ laughter ] >> chili's. >> jimmy: i would go to chili's. yeah. or a chili's, too. i don't know. i would love it. dude, i'll go anywhere with you. but yeah, i do love a good kid's menu. >> i would love to have you on the podcast if you would ever do it. >> jimmy: let's get a a restaurant with a ball pit.

i'm in, bud. [ laughter ] >> a ball pit! yeah. chuck e. cheese. >> jimmy: chuck e. cheese? i would go to chuck e. cheese with you. >> totally. that would actually be really funny. >> jimmy: i just think you're so fun and very interesting. i love this podcast. congratulations on this. jesse tyler ferguson, everybody. check out "dinner's on me with jesse tyler ferguson" wherever you get your podcast. more "tonight show," after the break. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey! -target manager hailee! yeah listen, i wanted you to be the first to know... that target now has unlimited same-day delivery with target circle 360? how'd you know that? let's just say a little bird told me... hey lady, did you hear the news? it was judy, wasn't it? she told you! actually his name was howard! from chicago! get the fastest delivery to your door,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the star of "drugstore june," which is in theaters now. making her "tonight show" debut, please welcome the very funny esther povitsky. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> thank you so much. hi, i'm esther. i am 35 years old and pregnant. [ cheers and applause ] oh stop, i know. it's crazy. i like so good. i'm just kidding, i look like a a really tired 12-year-old. [ laughter ] i'm 35, pregnant, and engaged. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. to be fair, i have been engaged for six years. so, it's not looking good. [ laughter ] although two of those years were covid, but four of them were regular years. [ laughter ] so, no excuses there. also, since i've been engaged, i changed my last name to his, and then i changed it back. [ laughter ] i was like, actually, never mind. and i realize i didn't change my last name like to anticipate a marriage, i just was in the mood for a personal rebrand.

[ laughter ] but through that experience, okay, i have a tip for the ladies. if you're with a guy and you like him, i say screw it. take the last name. [ laughter ] don't ask, just take it. [ laughter ] change it on all your social handles. show him that you're serious. but also insane. [ laughter ] right in the sweet spot where men like to fall in love, i think. i don't know. and if he has a problem with it, that's fine. he's not the one. [ light laughter ] although if he doesn't have a a problem with it, that is also a red flag. [ laughter ] but if his guy friends -- by the way, i hate when a guy has friends. [ laughter ] no, like, eww, i hate when a a man has friends. it's so weird. but you know what? it's better if he does. it's like a mom. it's like you don't want him to have that, but it is better for you ultimately if he does. [ laughter ]

anyway, if his guy friends get involved and they're like, "hey, why is that girl who you went on three dates with, why does she have your last name on instagram?" be like, "oh, my god, why are your friends obsessed with me?" [ laughter ] "why are they like, romantically pursuing me on instagram?" anyways, i don't think we'll actually get married. tea. [ light laughter ] no, but it's because we're at a a stand still. he wants a wedding and i don't. and i know that seems crazy, because like clearly i love attention. but i actually love it so much that i don't want to share it with him for even one day. [ laughter ] he's like, "i just want my family to be there." i'm like, "i know, but i don't even want you to be there." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

i also don't want a wedding because i don't want to see my parents happy. [ laughter ] yeah, i don't know if you've met them, but they don't deserve that. [ laughter ] and i don't want to spend a lot of money on something nice that my sister would also get to enjoy. [ laughter ] yeah. she's skinnier and prettier than me, and that just doesn't sit right with me. and if i was going to have a a wedding, i would want to wait until my grandma dies so she can't be there. [ laughter ] and i know that's not traditional. but she's one of those grandmas that won't die. have you seen those? [ laughter ] yeah, they're so awkward. she doesn't even really eat. she just smokes. we give her a pack a day, and nothing will take her out. i'm like, "you guys, are these

cigarettes making grandma stronger?" [ laughter ] i just want to sit her down and be like, "look, grandma, the real estate market needs you to die, okay? it's not fair. millennials want to own homes, too." [ laughter ] i am, as you can see, very pregnant right now. i'm 35, and my fiance is 45. and so it's been really nice to do a favor for an old man. [ laughter ] and we've been together a long time, so it's really exciting for us because we have all these new life experiences ahead of us, and then i'll also have a whole other life after him. [ laughter ] yeah, just me and his baby. and hopefully his money. [ light laughter ] all of a sudden, i'm like, "we need to save." he's like, "why?" i'm like, "it's none of your business." [ laughter ]

"okay, relax. it's just in case my next husband doesn't make as much money as you." i've been esther povitsky. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. fantastic. thank you so much. congratulations. esther povitsky! "drugstore june" is in theaters now. we'll be right back, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to dave bautista, jesse tyler ferguson, esther povitsky, once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- maya rudolph. si