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. >> jimmy: yeah! [ light laughter ] >> a quick hello and goodbye. >> jimmy: he probably -- yeah, he always treats me like a a million bucks wherever i see --e >> yeah, he's really nice. >> jimmy: you know, i -- i'm guilty of going on the internet and -- and falling for clickbait all the time. if i see a headline or a a picture, i go, "yeah, let me just find out what it is." >> i don't believe you, but okay. >> jimmy: and there was something -- there was something that -- it was of you, and i wanted to ask you this. tell me if it's true, clickbait or not. this says, "the awesome 'big bang' cast and their real life partners." >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: okay, and this is the photo on the front. are you married to rihanna? [ laughter ] and what -- what is she like? what is she like? and how long have you been married? [ cheers and applause ] >> i think that was our third date, maybe. [ light laughter ] no! this is so not true. but i would never -- well, i just did. but i shouldn't dispel that rumor. i invite tha
. >> jimmy: yeah! [ light laughter ] >> a quick hello and goodbye. >> jimmy: he probably -- yeah, he always treats me like a a million bucks wherever i see --e >> yeah, he's really nice. >> jimmy: you know, i -- i'm guilty of going on the internet and -- and falling for clickbait all the time. if i see a headline or a a picture, i go, "yeah, let me just find out what it is." >> i don't believe you, but okay. >> jimmy: and there was something...
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. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is giant deal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to paris. >> par-ee -- >> jimmy: ooh! >> together. it'll be pretty cool. >> jimmy: july 26th. july 26th is when it kicks off in paris. and you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. >> look at 'em. >> jimmy: i've never seen this. these are for the olympics and the paralympics right here. wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> it is heavy? is it heavy? >> jimmy: yeah, you can do it. yeah, you want to hold it? >> oh, wow! >> jimmy: they're actually really heavy. >> that's really heavy. >> they're really heavy. they're the only ones that are in the u.s. as of right now. and the coolest part of those -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> each one has a little piece of the eiffel tower in it. so if you win a medal, not only do you get your gold, silver, or bronze, you get a piece of the eiffel tower to take with you for life. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> i didn't know that! [ cheers and applause ] that's so cool. >> jimmy: this is amazing. i'm so happy you brought this and brought t
. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is giant deal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're going to paris. >> par-ee -- >> jimmy: ooh! >> together. it'll be pretty cool. >> jimmy: july 26th. july 26th is when it kicks off in paris. and you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. >> look at 'em. >> jimmy: i've never seen this. these are for the olympics and the paralympics right here. wow. [ cheers...
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jimmy: you did? >> yeah, i ain't afraid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> i am that guy, like, i wear my heart on my sleeve. i love somebody, i tell them i love them. i don't hold back. and if something means something to me, i let them know. like this is a big deal to me. this was very validating to me. >> jimmy: you hit a home run. [ cheers and applause ] that's good that you do that. and now here you are, "dune: part two" and everyone is going to go see it this weekend. >> just screaming like i'm not here. >> jimmy: oh, i love it, good. i'm going to walk around in circles too. i want to show everyone a clip. here's dave bautista in "dune: part two." take a look at this. >> how much? >> we lost 80% of our last crop. my lord, rabban, you should not leave the security perimeter. >> security perimeter? the rats are already inside. >> the fremen demon might be with them. >> i hope so. >> we're tracking them, my lord. >> today muad'dib dies! >> jimmy: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] dave bautista, e
jimmy: you did? >> yeah, i ain't afraid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> i am that guy, like, i wear my heart on my sleeve. i love somebody, i tell them i love them. i don't hold back. and if something means something to me, i let them know. like this is a big deal to me. this was very validating to me. >> jimmy: you hit a home run. [ cheers and applause ] that's good that you do that. and now here you are, "dune: part two" and everyone is going to go...
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>> jimmy: mike? >> is that you, jesus? >> jimmy: no, it's not jesus, it's jimmy kimmel. >> ah! come on now, you jimby criminal! >> jimmy: are you selling a pillow for people to sleep while they're driving? >> heck yes i am. i get some of my best sleep while i'm drivin! 10 and 2, that gives you a full 8! >> jimmy: isn't that dangerous? >> come on. is smoking crack dangerous? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, i did that too, and look how totally fine i am. >> jimmy: well, anyway, congratulations on your wedding. did you get the trashcan i sent? >> huh? no, but i been fightin' with the mailman again. >> jimmy: okay, it'll come. eventually. but i'd love to hear more about your new wife. >> my new line of products you want to hear about? is that what you're saying? >> jimmy: no, i said your new wife. >> do you like buckets, jimbo? >> jimmy: not particularly. >> well you're gonna cream your dungarees for this! scroll down, scroll down, keep scrolling. >> jimmy: there's no scrolling here. >> scroll down. it's -- look, it's mybucket. and it's filled with enough creamed corn to forc
>> jimmy: mike? >> is that you, jesus? >> jimmy: no, it's not jesus, it's jimmy kimmel. >> ah! come on now, you jimby criminal! >> jimmy: are you selling a pillow for people to sleep while they're driving? >> heck yes i am. i get some of my best sleep while i'm drivin! 10 and 2, that gives you a full 8! >> jimmy: isn't that dangerous? >> come on. is smoking crack dangerous? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, i did that too, and look...
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it is. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: i am. but i can imagine what it would be like if you're a model meeting you, it would be intimidating. but you are very, actually, approachable. and you help other models when they come up to you. >> i do. i actually make it a point to get to know -- i mean, first of all, i'm 53. and i'm still in the line-up -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm still in the lineup with, like, all the youngsters. my friend's daughters. i'm doing shows with my friend's daughters, so. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i always go and say hello and introduce myself. >> jimmy: i heard some story that you helped out gigi hadid when -- like, helping her with her walk. >> listen, i want them to win, you know. and so, bella and gigi asked me if i would show them. and, so, i was at the carlisle, and i was like, "okay, let's do it." and so, we -- we did lessons at the carlisle in front of everyone coming into the hotel. >> jimmy: really? >> i was like, "listen, what's the difference? you're going to have a big audience anyway, might
it is. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: i am. but i can imagine what it would be like if you're a model meeting you, it would be intimidating. but you are very, actually, approachable. and you help other models when they come up to you. >> i do. i actually make it a point to get to know -- i mean, first of all, i'm 53. and i'm still in the line-up -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm still in the lineup with, like, all the youngsters. my friend's daughters. i'm doing shows with my friend's...
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> probably about 120. >> jimmy: oh. i think that's a lobster's hot tub temperature. >> a lobster! >> jimmy: has mike epps ever shoplifted, and if so, what did he get? >> i have shoplifted. i think i stole a pair of drawers before. i needed some underwear, man. but i stole them out of a liquor store so it didn't matter. liquor store underwear don't count. >> jimmy: they probably weren't even for sale. [ laughter ] you said, and correct me if i have this wrong you said you were not a good criminal. what does that mean exactly? >> it's when you go to jail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. in your youth, when you were up to no goo. >> guillermo: you know, you know the thing about -- and try to tell kids all the time. i say, you know, crime don't pay unless it's paying you. >> jimmy: is that a positive message? or is that a like -- [ laughter ] >> pretty much. ain't going to get paid really. >> jimmy: if you're going do it, do it right. >> that's right. and then you got give all the money to restitution. >> jimmy: oh, do you? y
>> jimmy: yeah. >> probably about 120. >> jimmy: oh. i think that's a lobster's hot tub temperature. >> a lobster! >> jimmy: has mike epps ever shoplifted, and if so, what did he get? >> i have shoplifted. i think i stole a pair of drawers before. i needed some underwear, man. but i stole them out of a liquor store so it didn't matter. liquor store underwear don't count. >> jimmy: they probably weren't even for sale. [ laughter ] you said, and correct...
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>> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yeah. ♪ [ vocalizing ] >> jimmy: ah! [ beeping ] ♪ i can buy myself flowers ♪ [ bleep ] [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ write my name in the sand ♪ ♪ ♪ write my name in the sand ♪ >> jimmy: oh! >> yes. >> jimmy: there we go! now it's a game! here we go! woo-ooh-hoo. yow! [ laughter ] all right, let's hear the next song. >> questlove: two, three, four. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ beeping ] >> i hate you. ♪ that is -- ♪ dark in the city ♪ [ vocalizing ] >> oh, no, it's not. [ vocalizing ] >> jimmy: "hungry like the wolf," duran duran. [ bell dinging ] >> it was? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> oh, yes. ♪ ♪ darling you want me give me a sign ♪ [ vocalizing ] >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's what it was. >> jimmy: i got too hyped. all right, i got too hyped. [ groan ] i broke a sweat. i broke a sweat on that one. all right. let's hear the next song. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: ooh. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> i like hearing the horns though. ♪ yes! oh! [ beeping ] "waterfalls." >> jimm
>> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yeah. ♪ [ vocalizing ] >> jimmy: ah! [ beeping ] ♪ i can buy myself flowers ♪ [ bleep ] [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ write my name in the sand ♪ ♪ ♪ write my name in the sand ♪ >> jimmy: oh! >> yes. >> jimmy: there we go! now it's a game! here we go! woo-ooh-hoo. yow! [ laughter ] all right, let's hear the next song. >> questlove: two, three, four. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ beeping ] >> i hate you. ♪ that...
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>> lou: i'm doing well, jimmy. >> jimmy: great. i feel like we're really getting to know each other. lou, this is not about you, i know you would agree. this is about the people we see. these people are a family. all except for one person in this group. one person in the group is a stranger who doesn't know the other people in the group at all. is that correct? >> lou: that is correct. >> jimmy: and my job is to figure out who the stranger is using my batman-esque detective skills. their job is to try to trick me, and i'm going to try to figure out which person is not in this family? let's see. we have ariana, we have jorge, we have adelia, we have moises and alicia. let me have a look at everyone's faces to see if i have any kind of a family resemblance. start with ariana. go over to jorge. and jorge -- all right. adelia. everybody looks very sad. [ laughter ] this is not a happy family. where are you guys from? >> santa clarita. >> jimmy: okay, all right. i'm going to put you two together. adelia, go stand next to ariana, will yo
>> lou: i'm doing well, jimmy. >> jimmy: great. i feel like we're really getting to know each other. lou, this is not about you, i know you would agree. this is about the people we see. these people are a family. all except for one person in this group. one person in the group is a stranger who doesn't know the other people in the group at all. is that correct? >> lou: that is correct. >> jimmy: and my job is to figure out who the stranger is using my batman-esque...
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>> jimmy: no. >> steve: a grammy winner, jimmy fallon. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i don't want to make a big deal, i don't want to make a big deal of it. >> steve: star of "dune: part two," austin butler. >> jimmy: oh, come on, now! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the award-winning producer of the "barbie" soundtrack, and much, much more, mark ronson. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and joining us is a special guest from nbc's "the voice," the chance the rapper. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and of course, our very own questlove. >> jimmy: there's questlove. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: okay. first up, we have jimmy and caleb, come on down, right over here. get ready to type your answers. >> jimmy: okay, caleb. >> steve: you know how the game works? 'cause i do not. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] >> steve: all right, ready? you're going to type in your answer. these are -- how it works, they're the start of an internet search query, okay? you'll fill in the blank. and we have the top three most popu
>> jimmy: no. >> steve: a grammy winner, jimmy fallon. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i don't want to make a big deal, i don't want to make a big deal of it. >> steve: star of "dune: part two," austin butler. >> jimmy: oh, come on, now! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the award-winning producer of the "barbie" soundtrack, and much, much more, mark ronson. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and joining us is a special...
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>> jimmy: i'm good. i was telling the audience, i knew you were going to come crawling back, i knew it all along. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: miss this at all? anything about it that you miss? >> well -- yes. it's an adjustment. >> jimmy: yeah? >> because, i mean, you -- we talked about this a lot. how long are you going to -- i feel like when the day comes when you say, you know, i'm going to stop hosting this show, i really feel like i'm ready to help you or any other host -- >> jimmy: oh, really, that would be nice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: help me make the transition, like when you get out of prison? [ laughter ] >> that is exactly right. that is exactly right. because you don't understand -- you know -- you don't understand how institutionalized you are. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. >> it's not -- you're institutionalized in a world where you get a standing ovation at the end of every day. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> that is what i've realized, it's really bad for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it real
>> jimmy: i'm good. i was telling the audience, i knew you were going to come crawling back, i knew it all along. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: miss this at all? anything about it that you miss? >> well -- yes. it's an adjustment. >> jimmy: yeah? >> because, i mean, you -- we talked about this a lot. how long are you going to -- i feel like when the day comes when you say, you know, i'm going to stop hosting this show, i really feel like i'm ready to help you...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we had a -- what a day this was. i have to tell you-i don't flow if you know about this. but i had a tumultuous morning. i had a headache. i woke up about 5:00 a.m. i took advil. i took aspirin. i took everything we had. and then i went back to sleep. and usually i wake up at 7:00 and make everyone breakfast but on this rare occasion my wife was kind enough to let me remain in bed writhing in pain and when i got out of bed at 9:00 a.m. i had 100 text messages. usually i'll have maybe four. i had 100 because it appears that i once again ruffled the feathers of our kentucky fried former president. [ laughter ] who is apparently with all that's going on still smarting from my joke about him at the oscars. you know, donald trump is in the first week of a criminal trial. the first president to be on trial for a criminal offense, for paying hush money to a pornographic film star. he was in court al
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we had a -- what a day this was. i have to tell you-i don't flow if you know about this. but i had a tumultuous morning. i had a headache. i woke up about 5:00 a.m. i took advil. i took aspirin. i took everything we had. and then i went back to sleep. and usually i wake up at 7:00 and make everyone breakfast but on...
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." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "women no longer cry." >> jimmy: ooh. >> mm. >> jimmy: i love that. where did it -- where did it -- where did that come from? >> because it's -- it's men's turn now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? what are you talking about? ♪ no! what? it's my -- it's men's turn to cry? >> yeah, i think so, i think so. we've done that for too long, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. like, for too long, we've been sent to cry with a script in our hands and without an end. just because we're women, we have to conceal our pain in front of our kids, in front of society. we have to heal in a certain way. and i don't think anyone is supposed to tell us how to heal. like, no one is supposed to tell a she-wolf how to lick her wounds, you know? yeah, i think that now women decide when to cry, how to cry, and until when. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good for you. >> yeah. no one is supposed to tell us how to -- >> jimmy: good for you. >> -- how to cope -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- with the hardship of life. >> jimmy: yeah. and this has been
." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "women no longer cry." >> jimmy: ooh. >> mm. >> jimmy: i love that. where did it -- where did it -- where did that come from? >> because it's -- it's men's turn now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? what are you talking about? ♪ no! what? it's my -- it's men's turn to cry? >> yeah, i think so, i think so. we've done that for too long, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. like, for too long, we've been...
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at all. >> jimmy: no? >> so, i get there, and i'm sitting outside. now i'm in the waiting room, and the walls are paper thin. and i thought "rock and roll musical, everyone's going to be singing rock! this is chill." and basically, you can hear every person through the wall, and it's broadway -- it's -- ♪ think of me think of me fondly ♪ >> jimmy: yes, oh -- >> you know it's -- ♪ tomorrow ♪ [ laughter ] and i'm just out there like -- this is when i start sweating, i start realizing -- >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> -- maybe i should have done a little more work. i get into the room. of course i know someone there, the piano player. you know, i knew him recently or from college or something. he's like, "hey, alison, oh, 'heartbreaker,' it's gonna be awesome." i was so nervous. he launches in. i get two bars in, and i just go to a ten, and i just basically -- i amped up too hard, too fast. i couldn't hit a note. i was literally screaming -- [ laughter ] -- at these poor people i was auditioning for. we were m
at all. >> jimmy: no? >> so, i get there, and i'm sitting outside. now i'm in the waiting room, and the walls are paper thin. and i thought "rock and roll musical, everyone's going to be singing rock! this is chill." and basically, you can hear every person through the wall, and it's broadway -- it's -- ♪ think of me think of me fondly ♪ >> jimmy: yes, oh -- >> you know it's -- ♪ tomorrow ♪ [ laughter ] and i'm just out there like -- this is when i...
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. >> jimmy: "wanda y. yolanda? >> nope. >> jimmy: yvonne? >> nope. >> jimmy: yardstick? >> close. >> jimmy: what is it? >> yvette. >> jimmy: i should have guessed that. >> ask for my social security number next. >> jimmy: why does it say "twinkles" next to it? >> that's my nickname. my family nickname. they named me trinkets. >> jimmy: twinkles sykes? >> yeah, i don't know why i put that in the yearbook. >> jimmy: did the kids at school call you twinkles? >> no, it was just family members that called me twink committees. >> jimmy: is it possible your mom may have filled that out for you? or did you fill it out? >> who knows? your motto is "i can do all things through christ." which seems like something your mom would have written in there also, right? >> that was me. my mom would have quoted the scripture. >> jimmy: is f.p. favorite person? >> see how i try to rip off the bible. my motto, like i wrote that. >> jimmy: yeah, my motto. [ laughter ] i don't think you have to write your own motto, i think you can bor roe row a motto. >> okay, you can, thank you. >> jimmy: all
. >> jimmy: "wanda y. yolanda? >> nope. >> jimmy: yvonne? >> nope. >> jimmy: yardstick? >> close. >> jimmy: what is it? >> yvette. >> jimmy: i should have guessed that. >> ask for my social security number next. >> jimmy: why does it say "twinkles" next to it? >> that's my nickname. my family nickname. they named me trinkets. >> jimmy: twinkles sykes? >> yeah, i don't know why i put that in the...
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yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> right. >> jimmy: i like that. >> yeah. there you go. yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's bill murray and ernie hudson in "ghostbusters: frozen empire." take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> here we go. [ suspenseful music ] >> can i be of any help? >> son of a bitch. >> venkman. >> you've got to be kidding me. >> home sweet home. melnitz in uniform. yeah. courage, anyone? >> jimmy: "courage, anyone?" [ cheers and applause ] bill murray, ernie hudson! "ghostbusters: frozen empire" is in theaters and imax next friday. we'll be right back with "thank you notes." stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you st. patrick's day, for basically being cinco de mayo for redheads. [car traversing over uneven ground.] [silence in the vehicle.] [car traversing over rocky ground] (vo) we got a subaru forester wilderness to discover all of the places that make us feel something more. [minimalist piano plays throughout.] [heavy sound of water coming from waterfall.] (vo) subaru is the national
yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> right. >> jimmy: i like that. >> yeah. there you go. yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's bill murray and ernie hudson in "ghostbusters: frozen empire." take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> here we go. [ suspenseful music ] >> can i be of any help? >> son of a bitch. >> venkman. >> you've got to be kidding me. >> home sweet home. melnitz in uniform. yeah....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. this is great. hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where all eyes, or at least my eyes, were on lower manhattan where the first criminal trial against donald trump is underway. it is very crazy that on the monday after oj dies, the donald trump trial begins. it's almost like that's how it had to be. they couldn't exist simultaneously. the trial began at 10 a.m. with the court clerk announcing, "the people of the state of new york vs donald j. trump." followed by 15 minutes of thunderous applause. there is a gag order on trump, he is not allowed to make inflammatory statements about witnesses, families of courtroom staff or the case itself. so of course, on his way into the courtroom this morning, felonious monk immediately violated that order. >> this is political persecution. this is a persecution like never before. nobody's ever seen anything like it. and, again, it's a case that should have never been brought. it's an assau
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. this is great. hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where all eyes, or at least my eyes, were on lower manhattan where the first criminal trial against donald trump is underway. it is very crazy that on the monday after oj dies, the donald trump trial begins. it's almost like that's how it had to be. they couldn't exist...
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jimmy: and funny. >> yeah, really. >> jimmy: yeah. was he -- was at the golden globes? >> the golden globes, he and kristen wiig were gonna be doing -- they had this bit that they were gonna do. and so, they were actually -- this is interesting. i mean, they were -- "we have this bit. we don't know how it's gonna go." i'm like, "you guys don't know how a bit's gonna go?" i mean, they're both geniuses, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they said -- and they're like, "it's kind of weird. it's kind of a weird one." anyway, they went out and killed. >> jimmy: well, they crushed it. i mean, the dancing one? >> the dancing one, yeah. >> jimmy: that was the funniest bit ever. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: isn't that wild that they just second guess -- i mean -- >> i know! >> jimmy: do you do that? >> people like that. >> jimmy: -- about yourself, too? you're like, "i don't know if i can act -- i don't know if i can do that." >> oh, every time. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, all the time. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: because "mary & george," it's a a historical
jimmy: and funny. >> yeah, really. >> jimmy: yeah. was he -- was at the golden globes? >> the golden globes, he and kristen wiig were gonna be doing -- they had this bit that they were gonna do. and so, they were actually -- this is interesting. i mean, they were -- "we have this bit. we don't know how it's gonna go." i'm like, "you guys don't know how a bit's gonna go?" i mean, they're both geniuses, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they said --...
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. >> jimmy: aah. so, you're hitting something and then -- yeah. it's funny because a lot of times when you do cgi, they'll use tennis balls, right? >> right, for eye lines. >> jimmy: and now the only thing that's not there is the tennis ball. >> yes. >> jimmy: we have a photograph. how old are you in this picture? >> oh, yeah. i'm, like, two. >> jimmy: is that a real tennis ball? >> that's a real one. we put that in in post. >> jimmy: was that fun, playing, being a tennis player? >> it was. it was quite a challenge. i have such a respect for the game. you know, i think all of -- like, i don't know. naturally you look at something, you're like, yeah, i could do that. you know, i could do that. and then you get up and there it's -- it's not that. >> jimmy: right. >> right? when that -- i remember once being like, you know what? let me try to return a serve. let me see if i can do this. >> jimmy: from a pro? >> well, yes. from one of our -- one of our amazing tennis doubles. and that thing went by so fas
. >> jimmy: aah. so, you're hitting something and then -- yeah. it's funny because a lot of times when you do cgi, they'll use tennis balls, right? >> right, for eye lines. >> jimmy: and now the only thing that's not there is the tennis ball. >> yes. >> jimmy: we have a photograph. how old are you in this picture? >> oh, yeah. i'm, like, two. >> jimmy: is that a real tennis ball? >> that's a real one. we put that in in post. >> jimmy: was...
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. >> jimmy: i see. do you go with your parents when you go there? >> yeah, i used to go with my parents a lot. i hadn't been for years. then sort of this last fall, i went with my mom and dad, just the three of us. >> jimmy: how was that? >> it was good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good? >> listen, i -- i said at the start of the holiday, "there's some ground rules here." >> jimmy: uh-huh? i like when you get to the age that you're giving your parents the rules. >> wonderful people, wonderful people. but they can be a little overbearing at times. i said, "i'm going to want to go off and reconnect with my greek heritage." so one day they left me. and i decided i'm going to go to the acropolis. really connect. >> jimmy: right? >> and as soon as i get there, there was -- there must have been a school trip or something, there was about 100 schoolgirls who recognized me. and pandemonium ensued. i had to run up to the acropolis to save myself. >> jimmy: really? >> i called my parents and asked them to come get me.
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>> jimmy: no. you're right, though, it does seem that and we do have some australians who are fleeing. >> oh, no, australians. >> jimmy: they actually -- >> are you so sick of hearing people talk about spiders? oh, look, see. >> jimmy: these people are totally out of it. they think l.a. is clean, okay? [ laughter ] there's no coming from a different place up there. >> okay. so australia was very welcoming, loved it. the spiders were also very welcoming. and there was a night where i was just sitting having a quiet drink with john on the terrace. and i looked inside, and i saw one of those huntsmen. and it's not like how people go it was the size of my hand. it was bird in full wingspan. >> jimmy: they look like a crab? >> it was like that. i was to be take a sip, you're up, you're up, nope, nope, i won't. you're up. and john is very good with most insects. but he's got a bit of a thing about spiders. >> jimmy: probably never seen a spider of that size. >> so just seeing him go and get a tupperware
>> jimmy: no. you're right, though, it does seem that and we do have some australians who are fleeing. >> oh, no, australians. >> jimmy: they actually -- >> are you so sick of hearing people talk about spiders? oh, look, see. >> jimmy: these people are totally out of it. they think l.a. is clean, okay? [ laughter ] there's no coming from a different place up there. >> okay. so australia was very welcoming, loved it. the spiders were also very welcoming. and...
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> jimmy: she really is. >> she can't be flapped. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> she can't. >> jimmy: i think that's what that means. i think that's what that means. yeah, she can't be flapped. >> she can do anything. there's nothing she can't do. she's incredible. and she's so -- like she -- it's almost -- she's almost so chill it's a problem. [ light laughter ] like for instance, onset, we had this kind of monsoon in australia or it was something like that. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i might be overexaggerating. >> but it was a lot -- so much rain that they evacuated the set. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and some of the trailers were starting to float away. and we -- i was like knee high, and i saw emily's car was still out front of her trailer. >> jimmy: yeah. so, i ran up to the trailer, and i opened up the door, i was like, "emily, you got to go." and she was meditating. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. wow. >> she had like head space on, and a little candle, and she was like, "ryan, i'll be fine." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and lifted the trailer up with her senses. >> i was like, "you're too chil
> jimmy: she really is. >> she can't be flapped. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> she can't. >> jimmy: i think that's what that means. i think that's what that means. yeah, she can't be flapped. >> she can do anything. there's nothing she can't do. she's incredible. and she's so -- like she -- it's almost -- she's almost so chill it's a problem. [ light laughter ] like for instance, onset, we had this kind of monsoon in australia or it was something like that....
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: that's pretty good. >> questlove: jimmy, jimmy, jimmy! >> jimmy: what's up? >> questlove: let me -- let me read one. >> jimmy: uh, i don't think we have time. >> questlove: come on, man, let me read one. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers ] we don't have time. no way. we have things to get to. >> questlove: hit me, hit me, hit me. all right. [ clears throat ] the golden bachelor isn't smilin'. [ light laughter ] ♪ for divorce, he's recently filin'. [ light laughter ] he's over the hill but can pop a blue pill and start on really old f-boy island. >> jimmy: oh, my god, well that's -- [ cheers and applause ] that's not bad. quest, that's not bad. >> steve: hey, jim, i got one. i got one. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: i got one. >> jimmy: you got one? >> steve: i wrote one, jim. >> jimmy: higgins, go for it, bud. you kiddin' me? come on. >> steve: i'm gonna read it. >> jimmy: ooh, you got it really folded small. [ laughter ] >> steve: i don't want anybody to -- >> jimmy: how many times did you fold it? >> steve: i folded it 'bout six times. [ pape
: that's pretty good. >> questlove: jimmy, jimmy, jimmy! >> jimmy: what's up? >> questlove: let me -- let me read one. >> jimmy: uh, i don't think we have time. >> questlove: come on, man, let me read one. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers ] we don't have time. no way. we have things to get to. >> questlove: hit me, hit me, hit me. all right. [ clears throat ] the golden bachelor isn't smilin'. [ light laughter ] ♪ for divorce, he's recently filin'. [...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> great to see you. >> jimmy: yeah. wow! so, help us out here. how are all these racket sports different from each other? >> okay. so, in squash, you've got a a four-walled court with a a small rubber ball and long-handled rackets. it's played mostly by yuppie dorks. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ light laughter ] that sounds like racquetball. >> oh, no, no, god, no. it's nothing like racquetball. that's a four-walled court, small rubber ball and short-handled rackets. it's played by preppy nerds. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, short handles like -- like padel? >> oh, padel's a mix of tennis and squash for snobby dweebs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, then -- then what's pickleball? >> oh, that's when they waspy goobers can't decide whether to play tennis or ping pong. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and -- what are -- what are tennis and ping pong? >> you don't know what tennis and ping pong are? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right -- take it easy, take it easy. >> it's fine. they're the big and small versions of paddle tennis. >>
[ cheers and applause ] >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> great to see you. >> jimmy: yeah. wow! so, help us out here. how are all these racket sports different from each other? >> okay. so, in squash, you've got a a four-walled court with a a small rubber ball and long-handled rackets. it's played mostly by yuppie dorks. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ light laughter ] that sounds like racquetball. >> oh, no, no, god, no. it's nothing like racquetball....
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. thanks. hello. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. you know what i have to say i really appreciate that. it was a tough day. god, i miss o.j. so much already. [ laughter ] i really do. as most of you probably know -- the big story today was that o.j. simpson went to hell today. [ laughter and cheers ] he arrived at 6:04 this morning. turns out, not much than florida. rather rather it's rare that a celebrity as famous as o.j. doesn't get an outpouring of love after news of his death. it makes sense. this was from his old friend, caitlyn jenner. "good riddance #ojsimpson." [ laughter ] bruce jenner loved o.j., caitlyn, obviously not a fan. tough week for l.a. first we lost the 99 cents store, and now this. [ laughter ] we have a special tribute to the juice and all the madness that surrounded him in a bit. but first we go to washington, where the mood was celebratory. the prime ministe
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. thanks. hello. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. you know what i have to say i really appreciate that. it was a tough day. god, i miss o.j. so much already. [ laughter ] i really do. as most of you probably know -- the big story today was that o.j. simpson went to hell today. [ laughter and...
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> come on! >> jimmy: yeah, there you go! [ laughter ] that's all he's asking. >> gimme a skin! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give him a skin, for god's sakes. >> come on, i've got an -- this is my agent here. >> jimmy: yeah, give him -- give him his skin. this is ridiculous. give him a skin. >> this is my agent. >> jimmy: "fortnite," come on. but you have to -- you know, when -- when you get your skin, you have to do your own dance move. do you have a dance move? >> oh, hell no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what would -- what would be your dance move? >> motown. it'd have to be something like the temptations. >> jimmy: like a temptations? could you -- could you show us what --? [ laughter and cheers ] >> if you do it with me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i'll do it with you. >> come on. ♪ >> jimmy: what are we doing? what would be -- i've never -- i've never danced with you before, have we? ♪ have we ever danced? all right, what would it be? here we go. the end of "fortnite," yeah. >> the temptations, they never
>> jimmy: yeah. >> come on! >> jimmy: yeah, there you go! [ laughter ] that's all he's asking. >> gimme a skin! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give him a skin, for god's sakes. >> come on, i've got an -- this is my agent here. >> jimmy: yeah, give him -- give him his skin. this is ridiculous. give him a skin. >> this is my agent. >> jimmy: "fortnite," come on. but you have to -- you know, when -- when you get your skin, you have...
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, jimmy. you know, that's good." [ light laughter ] and i go, "don't do that." i go, "wait, you are paul mccartney." >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "that's his actual -- you're not doing an impression." >> but i -- for me i have to say the most unique person was prince because, you know, just -- people talk about talent and then you see one person who's -- there is 75,000 talented people in one person. but also it was -- he had this sort of trickster thing about him. do you know what i'm talking about? 'cause i'm sure you met him, too. >> jimmy: he was fun like that. >> he was almost like a batman villain who was perfect looking, but also playing little mind games on you in a a fun way. [ light laughter ] and i -- so i did this benefit once. tiger woods asked me to emcee a a benefit, and so i'm out in las vegas, and i'm hosting this benefit, and they got everybody to be on this thing. and the closer is gonna be stevie wonder. and so i say, "ladies and gentlemen, stevie wonder." and ther
, jimmy. you know, that's good." [ light laughter ] and i go, "don't do that." i go, "wait, you are paul mccartney." >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "that's his actual -- you're not doing an impression." >> but i -- for me i have to say the most unique person was prince because, you know, just -- people talk about talent and then you see one person who's -- there is 75,000 talented people in one person. but also it was -- he had this...
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. >> jimmy: yeah. >> probably, i don't know, nine years ago. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he was talking -- he showed a clip from "everybody wants some" on the show, and you called me out in the clip. and it was like the greatest day of my life that jimmy fallon said my name on the show. so, yeah, i just -- this feels very full circle that i'm actually invited this time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, of course. i don't really -- you have it? we have the clip. i don't really remember. here's the clip, let's take a a look at this interview. ♪ you see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously ♪ ♪ i got bodyguards i got two big cars ♪ it definitely ain't the whack ♪ >> tell me, dale. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's the most fun movie. that's just a clip, a taste of it. >> the scene goes on for awhile. >> who's the guy in the passenger seat? >> glen powell. >> jimmy: glen powell. >> he plays finn. >> jimmy: man, he runs away. he's just got a couple of scenes in there w
. >> jimmy: yeah. >> probably, i don't know, nine years ago. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he was talking -- he showed a clip from "everybody wants some" on the show, and you called me out in the clip. and it was like the greatest day of my life that jimmy fallon said my name on the show. so, yeah, i just -- this feels very full circle that i'm actually invited this time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, of course. i don't really -- you have it? we have the...
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. >> jimmy: he felt so free -- the anti -- >> tariq: you ready. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> jimmy, crouch down a little bit. >> tariq: yeah, crouch down, crouch down. >> bend your knees. pinch something with your hands. >> tariq: you're listening for something while you're turing. >> now, turn it back the other way. >> tariq: you're listening really closely. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: tuning a radio. >> listen to the radio. >> tariq: listen to the thing you're turning. stoop down lower. [ talking over each other ] >> put the other hand up on a a flat surface. >> tariq: listen to it while you're turning. >> put the other hand up, up -- in front of you. >> jimmy: turning the tv. [ talking over each other ] >> back and forth. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: ham radio. dennis quaid. >> tariq: listen to those clicks. >> turn it right twice. turn it left once. >> jimmy: oh, opening up a a safe! [ cheers and applause ] [ dinging ] ♪ is that supposed to come off? they're not supposed to come off like that. oh my gosh. [ laughter ] thank you very much. to the winners, anne hatha
. >> jimmy: he felt so free -- the anti -- >> tariq: you ready. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> jimmy, crouch down a little bit. >> tariq: yeah, crouch down, crouch down. >> bend your knees. pinch something with your hands. >> tariq: you're listening for something while you're turing. >> now, turn it back the other way. >> tariq: you're listening really closely. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: tuning a radio. >> listen to...
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>> jimmy: that's the classic? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> i -- i believe it. >> jimmy: why -- why godzilla? >> oh, i'm a huge fan of dragons. i'm a huge fan of just lizards in general. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. okay. [ laughter ] big fan of just lizards in general. yeah, okay, good. i love it. i -- that's a good reason to vote for it, why not? guys, we have kevin james. [ scattered cheers ] he's the king of manhattan. if he -- if he saw godzilla versus king kong in wrestlemania xl this weekend, he's gonna root for godzilla. because he's just a fan of lizards. [ laughter ] so for this one, roots, uh -- speaking about big hits -- godzilla's a big hit -- how about we do like a beyonce country-style song? >> ooh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ kevin from manhattan not from pennsylvania ♪ ♪ he came to fallon just in time for wrestlemania ♪ ♪ he loves himself a dragon and he said they're down to win ♪ ♪ against king kong because king kong is not the kong for him ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bow now now na now now now now now
>> jimmy: that's the classic? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> i -- i believe it. >> jimmy: why -- why godzilla? >> oh, i'm a huge fan of dragons. i'm a huge fan of just lizards in general. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. okay. [ laughter ] big fan of just lizards in general. yeah, okay, good. i love it. i -- that's a good reason to vote for it, why not? guys, we have kevin james. [ scattered cheers ] he's the king of manhattan. if he -- if he saw godzilla...
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>> jimmy: shack. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> steve: shed. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> steve: hut. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: and tent. >> jimmy: okay, and those -- connecting why? >> steve: i think they're like all small dwellings. like, little houses or something. >> jimmy: i think i agree. let's see. [ bell dings ] oh, "homes on zillow that cost more than $2 million." [ laughter and applause ] essentially, we still got it. >> steve: still got it. >> jimmy: it wasn't what i expected, but we still got it. it's a match. yeah, you got one, quest? >> questlove: yeah, i think so. all right, i see taco bell. >> jimmy: yeah. >> questlove: white castle, mcdonald's, and pizza hut. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that's all fast food, right? >> questlove: yeah, fast food restaurants. >> jimmy: yep, all right. let's try that. [ bell dings ] "stocks to buy before 4/20." [ laughter and applause ] that's interesting. again, we still got it. not what i expected, but we still got it. mark, you wanna -- mark, you want to try one? >> yeah, sure. let's go. c-3po. >> jimmy: yeah. >> r2-d2. >> jimmy: yep. >> bb-8. >> jimmy: yes. >>
>> jimmy: shack. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> steve: shed. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> steve: hut. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: and tent. >> jimmy: okay, and those -- connecting why? >> steve: i think they're like all small dwellings. like, little houses or something. >> jimmy: i think i agree. let's see. [ bell dings ] oh, "homes on zillow that cost more than $2 million." [ laughter and applause ] essentially, we still got it. >> steve:...
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. >> jimmy: they did? >> 12 hours, outside, just hanging out on their lawn chairs and waiting for a wave or a look. >> jimmy: do they have a group name, like swifties or something like that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: the ramonsters or something like that? >> trentys. >> jimmy: for real? >> i just self-named them. >> jimmy: i think they'll probably run with it, yeah. or run slowly with it. >> trenty. >> jimmy: do you have fans who know everything about you in an almost frightening way? >> i think they know a lot. i think they know sort of what i put out there publicly. but then i think there is things that maybe they don't know or that i don't even know or family doesn't know. like, for instance, a made-up -- i have an internet birthday that i'm not aware. i didn't know about until i started receiving messages from some fans, but also by the way family. i've got cousins and agents that will send me gifts. >> jimmy: what do you mean by an internet birthday? >> it's a birthday that's not my birthday. >> jimmy: oh, s
. >> jimmy: they did? >> 12 hours, outside, just hanging out on their lawn chairs and waiting for a wave or a look. >> jimmy: do they have a group name, like swifties or something like that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: the ramonsters or something like that? >> trentys. >> jimmy: for real? >> i just self-named them. >> jimmy: i think they'll probably run with it, yeah. or run slowly with it. >> trenty. >> jimmy: do you have fans who know...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here on our home court in hollywood on what is traditionally one of the most productive workdays of the year. the day after the college basketball tournament ends. the university of connecticut huskies are champions once again. uconn won their second consecutive national title. they cruised by purdue. [ cheers and applause ] this was interesting. after the loss, frank purdue jr., whose father founded the school, said, "while uconn may have bested us on the court, when it comes to plump and well-priced chicken, they will never win." [ laughter ] i think he's right. i have to say. the game was played in phoenix. for the huskies, 2500 miles away from home. but that didn't mean their fans didn't tear it up. >> you'll see there's some red solo cups on the ground, some booze, and tons and tons of party celebrations here. however, no light posts are down, no shattered windows or doors this year. we may not see extreme damage this morning, however
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>> my jimmy. >> jimmy: jimmys do well, they thrive. just by nature. [ laughter ] do jimmy or ennis know about your previous relationship with spider-man? >> jimmy does. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i mean jimmy doesn't care. >> jimmy: he doesn't? >> i think i have red hair. jimmy just wants to watch the wrestling scene over and over again. >> jimmy: you've shown the movie to them? >> yes, i have. honestly, ennis is afraid of it. >> jimmy: why? >> jimmy's like -- all around the house. >> jimmy: i see, interesting. wow. yet he has no problem just sliding into somebody's chair. [ laughter ] >> nope. nope. >> jimmy: you know, there's a weird thing online. i don't know if you're aware of this. i think we have it. it's become a meme. this is all of spider-man's love interests become -- >> tennis players. >> jimmy: movie tennis players. including you. and including zendaya and emma stone, all went on to make tennis movies. that can't be a coincidence. [ laughter ] >> something in the spidey water? >> jimmy: were you aware of that going in, that peopl
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>> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm excited. well, switching gears, the faa has given boeing 90 days to come up with a quality control plan. oh, that'll show 'em. [ laughter ] you can let your planes fall apart for three more month months, but after that, you're in big trouble, mister. [ light laughter ] that should make passengers feel real comfortable over the next 89 days. well, some business news. ihop and lay's teamed up to launch rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity chips. [ light cheers ] check these out. yeah. a little -- a little odd, but that's -- that's not the only weird collaboration lay's has done recently. they've also done lay's and autozone's motor oil and vinegar chips. [ laughter and applause ] pretty good. never had that. then they did lay's and your random co-worker's flamin' hot breath chips. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, they did lay's and uber's conversation and cologne chips. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that's -- i'm looking forward to that one. guys, listen to this. i read that miriam webste
>> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm excited. well, switching gears, the faa has given boeing 90 days to come up with a quality control plan. oh, that'll show 'em. [ laughter ] you can let your planes fall apart for three more month months, but after that, you're in big trouble, mister. [ light laughter ] that should make passengers feel real comfortable over the next 89 days. well, some business news. ihop and lay's teamed up to launch rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching at home, thank you for joining us here in the studio. welcome. another stormy day in new york in the new episode of "the orange people's court" today starring donald j. trump as the defendant. in his first of many criminal trials to come. we have a lot to look forward to. prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying trump violated the judge's gag order. for that, trump would be fined $1,000 per offense. that should stop him. you know, that's -- [ laughter ] ebenezer snooze was up bright and early today mashing those little fingers on his phone, lashing out at the judge. he wrote, "this conflicted, trump-hating judge won't let me respond to people that are on tv lying and spewing hate all day long. he is running rough shod over my lawyers and legal t
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching at home, thank you for joining us here in the studio. welcome. another stormy day in new york in the new episode of "the orange people's court" today starring donald j. trump as the defendant. in his first of many...
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. >> jimmy: well, sure. >> guillermo: nothing like >> jimmy: >> jimmy: in washington today, the president and first lady hosted the annual white house easter egg roll. it's the one day of the year when joe biden says, "you kids get on my lawn!" the president welcomed the little rollers with a speech from the balcony of the biden bedroom. >> god bless you all. enjoy the day. and i'm coming down to do that easter egg roll in just a minute. thank you all so very, very much. thanks, everybody. and by the way, say hello to oyster bunnies. come on up, bunnies. get up here so everybody can see. >> you know, the oyster bunnies. it's a shelter team this year. the oyster bunnies and in december santa clams will show up. then the president handed out baskets filled with his two favorite easter treats, rhubarb and polident. and a good time was had by all. i have to say, i miss the easter egg rolls from the trump administration. melania reading books to the kids, donald pretending he's ever been to church. secret service trying to get eric to stop eating the plastic eggs. those are the -- trump had a
. >> jimmy: well, sure. >> guillermo: nothing like >> jimmy: >> jimmy: in washington today, the president and first lady hosted the annual white house easter egg roll. it's the one day of the year when joe biden says, "you kids get on my lawn!" the president welcomed the little rollers with a speech from the balcony of the biden bedroom. >> god bless you all. enjoy the day. and i'm coming down to do that easter egg roll in just a minute. thank you all so...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for being here in hollywood. please, relax. we are back to work after a week -- i took my family to japan this week, and i have to say, i'm still not sure how i feel about what happened over request there. here in america, we know we have our faults. we know we have areas for improvement. but, overall, i think most of us believe that, compared to the rest of the world, we're pretty buttoned-up. i know i did. i go to europe where there are dirt holes where plumbing is supposed to be and i hold my breath and i go, "i'm glad i'm not one of these people." then i go back home, right? but now after traveling to japan, i realize that this place -- this usa we're always chanting about? is a filthy and disgusting place. [ laughter ] we were in japan for seven days. not only did i not encounter a single dirty bathroom, the bathrooms in tokyo and kyoto are cleaner than our operating rooms here. [ laughter ] everywhere you go, the bathrooms are clean. they don't
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for being here in hollywood. please, relax. we are back to work after a week -- i took my family to japan this week, and i have to say, i'm still not sure how i feel about what happened over request there. here in america, we know we have our faults. we know we have areas for improvement. but, overall, i think most of us believe that, compared to the rest...
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[bell rings] - jimmy! hey, jimmy! - dude, what the hell? did you see the news? - we told you doing a comedy awards show was a bad idea. now all of germany is pissed off at us! - d-don't worry, fellas. everything's gonna be okay. - okay? jimmy, do you what happened to the last people germans we're pissed off at? tell him, kyle. - fellas, i know germany isn't happy with us, but you have to admit that in a lot of ways the first annual comedy awards was a big success. - a big success? you can't even get tyler perry to go back home! - hallelujer! somebody call the ihop 'cause i need pancakes! - is it true? the germans want to kill us? - yeah, thanks to jimmy! - now don't worry, everybody. i'm sure that germany can take a joke just like the rest of us. [explosion] - it's the germans! [kids screaming] - hey-ooh! - schritt! schritt! schritt oder alle sterben! - ja, ja, lass die hande hoch! - [bleep] - glaubst du dass die deutscher kein humor hat, huh? - jimmy, you've got to explain to the germans that this is your fault, not ours! - what am i supposed to say? - ugh! let
[bell rings] - jimmy! hey, jimmy! - dude, what the hell? did you see the news? - we told you doing a comedy awards show was a bad idea. now all of germany is pissed off at us! - d-don't worry, fellas. everything's gonna be okay. - okay? jimmy, do you what happened to the last people germans we're pissed off at? tell him, kyle. - fellas, i know germany isn't happy with us, but you have to admit that in a lot of ways the first annual comedy awards was a big success. - a big success? you can't...
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thank you, jimmy. all right. straight ahead on this monday, double trouble. 11 sets of twins are ready to graduate a pennsylvania high school. you're going to meet them live in the next hour of "fox & friends." live from new york city. and ocean city, new jersey. good morning. ♪ i swear you're giving me a heart attack heart attack ♪ troublemaker ♪trac ♪ tors, zero-turn mowers and utility vehicles, including the #1 selling compact tractor in the usa. plus, the year's best deals, like 0% apr for 84 months, or up to $3,300 off select compact tractors. orange goes all day; sale's ending soon. visit your local dealer today. find your nearest dealer at kubotaorangedays.com ( ♪ ) you'll love this! centrum silver is clinically proven to support memory in older adults. so you can keep saying, you mastered it! you fixed it! you nailed it! you did it! with centrum silver, clinically proven to support memory in older adults. we handcraft every stearns & foster® using the finest materials, like indulgent memory foa
thank you, jimmy. all right. straight ahead on this monday, double trouble. 11 sets of twins are ready to graduate a pennsylvania high school. you're going to meet them live in the next hour of "fox & friends." live from new york city. and ocean city, new jersey. good morning. ♪ i swear you're giving me a heart attack heart attack ♪ troublemaker ♪trac ♪ tors, zero-turn mowers and utility vehicles, including the #1 selling compact tractor in the usa. plus, the year's best...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thank you. hi, everybody.
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he makes jimmy carter look great. jimmy carter is happy because its president -- presidency was brilliant by comparison. he's destroying our country. he closed the borders. in one phone call you can close up to borders. close the borders, joe. >> we love trump, thank you. >> election interference. thank you, everybody. [crowd cheering] [crowd chanting usa] >> he is going to win. trump, you are going to win. >> yeah. >>[crowd chanting we love trump] [applause]
he makes jimmy carter look great. jimmy carter is happy because its president -- presidency was brilliant by comparison. he's destroying our country. he closed the borders. in one phone call you can close up to borders. close the borders, joe. >> we love trump, thank you. >> election interference. thank you, everybody. [crowd cheering] [crowd chanting usa] >> he is going to win. trump, you are going to win. >> yeah. >>[crowd chanting we love trump] [applause]
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jimmy hoover, supreme talked abe argument at the supreme court today.
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he makes jimmy carter look great. jimmy carter is happy because its president -- presidency was brilliant by comparison. he's destroying our country. he closed the borders. in one phone call you can close up to borders. close the borders, joe. >> we love trump, thank you. >> election interference. thank you, everybody. [crowd cheering] [crowd chanting usa] >> he is going to win. trump, you are going to win. >> yeah. >>[crowd chanting we love trump] docracy. >> without presidential immunity from criminal prosecution there can be no presidency as we ow it. >> this would immunize former presidents from crin liability for bribery, murder. conspiring fraud. to overturn the results of an election and perpetuate himself in power. >> it was an historic
he makes jimmy carter look great. jimmy carter is happy because its president -- presidency was brilliant by comparison. he's destroying our country. he closed the borders. in one phone call you can close up to borders. close the borders, joe. >> we love trump, thank you. >> election interference. thank you, everybody. [crowd cheering] [crowd chanting usa] >> he is going to win. trump, you are going to win. >> yeah. >>[crowd chanting we love trump] docracy....
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jimmy failla is about to go. it's about to start right now and i'm going to wait right here in studio and watch it, maybe he will have me on other guest. ♪ ♪ >> i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hop in. ♪ ♪ >> welcome to the cable news had party were tonight we are raising red lookups to my late great daisy who buck the hair type in the sky this week. give it up for daisy, everybody. there is. some think it's crazy to open comedy show on a dead pet but fine spirits because daisy had a great run. this kat you're looking at was 19 years old which in human years would make her mitch mcconnell. [laughter] is a bipartisan show where everyone feels welcome, i figured it would be overcome a ring energy liberals because like the precious wind turbines, she's killed tons of birds. [laughter] my wife is still be done about about my 15-year-old son lincoln seems ready to move on. last night we saw him on the computer checking out penthouse pet alaska airlines, one door closes and another one ope
jimmy failla is about to go. it's about to start right now and i'm going to wait right here in studio and watch it, maybe he will have me on other guest. ♪ ♪ >> i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hop in. ♪ ♪ >> welcome to the cable news had party were tonight we are raising red lookups to my late great daisy who buck the hair type in the sky this week. give it up for daisy, everybody. there is. some think it's crazy to open comedy show on a dead pet but...
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go up. ♪ 's >> i'm jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. topic. ♪ 's. >> hello from new york city, celebrating 66 birthday this weekend. plenty of jokes i could make but i'm going to hold my fire. [laughter] tonight show features some special guests along with these people. a fantastic legendary broadcaster in a baseball card store which makes sense because she's taken a lot of guys cards over the years. [laughter] say hello to karen fisher. democrats and republican husband but things my wife is hot a man puts the biden bipartisanship. she is a fan favorite on the show and also one of the top 20 women i've ever dated. jenny has made weights and she's back on the air. can you just confirm that i don't actually harass you about your weight next i make my sense do the dirty work. >> he does. >> i have to congratulate you on the wedding because it's not often you throw your life away. >> first on the terms are part. >> you did work on the biden campaign, is it true he didn't attend because you sent a save the date" and on tupperware? >> the r
go up. ♪ 's >> i'm jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. topic. ♪ 's. >> hello from new york city, celebrating 66 birthday this weekend. plenty of jokes i could make but i'm going to hold my fire. [laughter] tonight show features some special guests along with these people. a fantastic legendary broadcaster in a baseball card store which makes sense because she's taken a lot of guys cards over the years. [laughter] say hello to karen fisher. democrats and republican...