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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we had a -- what a day this was. i have to tell you-i don't flow if you know about this. but i had a tumultuous morning. i had a headache. i woke up about 5:00 a.m. i took advil. i took aspirin. i took everything we had. and then i went back to sleep. and usually i wake up at 7:00 and make everyone breakfast but on this rare occasion my wife was kind enough to let me remain in bed writhing in pain and when i got out of bed at 9:00 a.m. i had 100 text messages. usually i'll have maybe four. i had 100 because it appears that i once again ruffled the feathers of our kentucky fried former president. [ laughter ] who is apparently with all that's going on still smarting from my joke about him at the oscars. you know, donald trump is in the first week of a criminal trial. the first president to be on trial for a criminal offense, for paying hush money to a pornographic film star. he was in court al
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we had a -- what a day this was. i have to tell you-i don't flow if you know about this. but i had a tumultuous morning. i had a headache. i woke up about 5:00 a.m. i took advil. i took aspirin. i took everything we had. and then i went back to sleep. and usually i wake up at 7:00 and make everyone breakfast but on...
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. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth meyers, riley keough, and music from black pumas with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. this is great. hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where all eyes, or at least my eyes, were on lower manhattan where the first criminal trial against donald trump is underway. it is very crazy that on the monday after oj dies, the donald trump trial begins. it's almost like that's how it had to be. they couldn't exist simultaneously. the trial began at 10 a.m. with the court clerk announcing, "the people of the state of new york vs donald j. trump." followed by 15 minutes of thunderous applause. there is a gag order on trump, he is not allowed to make inflammatory statements about witnesses, families of courtroom staff or the case itself. so of course, on his way into the courtroom this morning, felonious monk immediately violated tha
. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth meyers, riley keough, and music from black pumas with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. this is great. hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where all eyes, or at least my eyes, were on lower manhattan where the first criminal trial against donald trump is...
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stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel. coming up next on the show tonight carol burnett. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. oh, i appreciate that. you know, i have to say, just about every night lately, we start with our former president, current defendant, donald trump. [ laughter ] but they take wednesday off in court, and i thought it might be nice for a change to check this inn on another disturbed egomaniac, kannye west, who's reportedly about to enter the world of film. specifically, the world of pornographic film. with a new studio that is being called "yeezy porn." which is the next logical step after opening a pre-k through 12th grade christian private school. [ laughter ] you can't sa
stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel. coming up next on the show tonight carol burnett. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. oh, i appreciate...
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jon bon jovi, henry hall, and music from mk.gee. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you picked a mighty good night to be with us tonight. we have a rock star-studded show tonight. for the first time ever, jon bon jovi is here. [ cheers and applause ] and not just a jon bon jovi, the jon bon. the real one is here. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] i know guillermo is fired up. you look good. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: you look super cool. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy, thank you. >> jimmy: at one point it's like guillermo actually dressed like this, no kidding. how old are you here, guillermo? >> guillermo: 17, i think, or 18. >> jimmy: are those bootleg scorpions shirts you're selling? or were you an authorized dealer? >> guillermo: no, jimmy, no, no. >> jimmy: what is your favorite bon jovi song?
, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jon bon jovi, henry hall, and music from mk.gee. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you picked a mighty good night to be with us tonight. we have a rock star-studded show tonight. for the first time ever, jon bon jovi is here. [ cheers and applause ] and not just...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching at home, thank you for joining us here in the studio. welcome. another stormy day in new york in the new episode of "the orange people's court" today starring donald j. trump as the defendant. in his first of many criminal trials to come. we have a lot to look forward to. prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying trump violated the judge's gag order. for that, trump would be fined $1,000 per offense. that should stop him. you know, that's -- [ laughter ] ebenezer snooze was up bright and early today mashing those little fingers on his phone, lashing out at the judge. he wrote, "this conflicted, trump-hating judge won't let me respond to people that are on tv lying and spewing hate all day long. he is running rough shod over my lawyers and legal t
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching at home, thank you for joining us here in the studio. welcome. another stormy day in new york in the new episode of "the orange people's court" today starring donald j. trump as the defendant. in his first of many...
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have >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kim kardashian, ramÓn rodrÍguez, and music from real estate with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel!
have >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kim kardashian, ramÓn rodrÍguez, and music from real estate with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel!
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- wanda sykes. gabriel "fluffy" iglesias. and music from ernest. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, how are you doing? okay. okay. welcome. welcome. very nice. hi, everybody, welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it is -- on what was -- man, i have to say, what a bummer. another difficult day for our former president. [ laughter ] a revealing day in the trial of al ca-porn. [ laughter ] whose popularity seems to be losing steam. he seems to be less popular each day, and he cannot deal with it. donald trump may be full of gas, but his supporters appear to be running out. [ laughter ] trump has been encouraging his fans to rally outside the courthouse. and he's unhappy that they haven't. the "new york times" said, "the circus trump wanted outside his trial hasn't arrived." [ laughter ] this was the scene outside the courthouse in new york this morni
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- wanda sykes. gabriel "fluffy" iglesias. and music from ernest. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, how are you doing? okay. okay. welcome. welcome. very nice. hi, everybody, welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it is -- on what was -- man, i have to say, what a bummer....
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"! tonight -- emily blunt owen teague and music from carÍn leÓn & leon bridges, with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. we had a beautiful weekend. you know what i did this weekend guillermo? went to disneyland. >> guillermo: that's nice. >> jimmy: no kids. i went by myself. and i texted them pictures of me on the rides. they were good sports about it. we are in week three now of the people vs donald trump. yes, week three. trump's hush money trial had the day off today in new york, giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home. according to one of his "friends" trump has been "miserable" in court. and that, "there is no more horrible thing for donald trump than just having to sit there and be quiet. well, if that's the case, he's really
>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"! tonight -- emily blunt owen teague and music from carÍn leÓn & leon bridges, with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. we had a beautiful weekend. you know what i did this weekend guillermo? went to...
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>> jimmy: mike? >> is that you, jesus? >> jimmy: no, it's not jesus, it's jimmy kimmel. >> ah! come on, now, you jimby criminal! >> jimmy: are you selling a pillow for people to sleep while they're driving? >> heck yes i am. i get some of my best sleep while i'm drivin! 10 and 2, that gives you a full 8! >> jimmy: isn't that dangerous? >> come on. is smoking crack dangerous? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, i did that too, and look how totally fine i am. >> jimmy: well, anyway, congratulations on your wedding. did you get the trashcan i sent? >> huh? no, but i been fightin' with the mailman again. >> jimmy: okay, it'll come. eventually. hey, i'd love to hear more about your new wife. >> my new line of products you want to hear about? is that what you're saying? >> jimmy: no, i said your new wife. >> i'm sure you like buckets, jimbo? >> jimmy: not particularly. >> well you're gonna cream your dungarees for this! scroll down, scroll down, keep scrolling. >> jimmy: there's no scrolling here. >> scroll down. it's -- look, it's mybucket. and it's filled with enough family of ni
>> jimmy: mike? >> is that you, jesus? >> jimmy: no, it's not jesus, it's jimmy kimmel. >> ah! come on, now, you jimby criminal! >> jimmy: are you selling a pillow for people to sleep while they're driving? >> heck yes i am. i get some of my best sleep while i'm drivin! 10 and 2, that gives you a full 8! >> jimmy: isn't that dangerous? >> come on. is smoking crack dangerous? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, i did that too, and...
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stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel. coming up next on the show tonight carol burnett. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel. coming up next on the show tonight carol burnett. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley right now on jimmy kimmel. >> oakland's very own z kimmel live." tonight, zendaya, from "high hope hopes," -- and now jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here from your homes around the world. i have to say, it makes me feel very good. you know, so much of every day now is a fight. we're arguing. we're criticizing. we're at each other's throats. there's so much unpleasantness. i thought it might be nice to start with some good news for a change, okay? o.j. was cremated today. too soon? okay. and we have a new trial of the century to replace his. the people of new york versus donald trump. so far the people are winning. our friend, sleepy doesn't seem to understand that a jury is going to rule on this. on his way out of court today, he brought a stack of printouts from websites that he feels make the case that there is no case. >> the whole thing on a trial that really is a very unfair trial. these are all stories -- this is over the last few days -- from legal experts. this is "wall street journ
i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley right now on jimmy kimmel. >> oakland's very own z kimmel live." tonight, zendaya, from "high hope hopes," -- and now jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here from your homes around the world. i have to say, it makes me feel very good. you know, so much of every day now is a fight. we're arguing. we're criticizing. we're at each other's throats. there's so much unpleasantness. i...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you very nice. hi, everyone. i'm the host. thank you for watching. we're here in hollywood. please relax. we are back to work after a week -- i took my family to japan this week, and i have to say, i'm still not sure how i feel about what happened over there. here in america, we know we have our faults. we know we have areas for improvement. but, overall, i think most of us believe that, compared to the rest of the world, we're pretty buttoned-up. i know i did. i go to europe where there are dirt holes where plumbing is supposed to be and i hold my breath and i go i'm glad i'm not one of these people, and then i go back home, right? but now after traveling to japan, i realize that this place -- this usa we're always chanting about? is a filthy and disgusting place. we were in japan for seven days. not only did i not encounter a single dirty bathroom, the bathrooms in tokyo and kyoto are cleaner than our operating rooms here. everywhere you go, the bathrooms are clean. they don't smell bad, and they have those toilets that wash
and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you very nice. hi, everyone. i'm the host. thank you for watching. we're here in hollywood. please relax. we are back to work after a week -- i took my family to japan this week, and i have to say, i'm still not sure how i feel about what happened over there. here in america, we know we have our faults. we know we have areas for improvement. but, overall, i think most of us believe that, compared to the rest of the world, we're pretty...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we've got a -- i know, this is a big night. [ cheering ] in america, there is a lot going on. we had the ncaa men's basketball final tonight. i want to wish everyone a merry eclipse-mas too. we had a total solar eclipse today. only the third one since 1979. this is how it appeared in cleveland, ohio. if you're in what they call the path of totality, you witnessed a fairly spectacular phenomenon. the moon almost fully blocking out the sun. if you were anywhere else, it was like when you accidentally leave your shades open an inch. not so interesting. all across the country today, americans were clamoring for eclipse glasses. it was kind of nice to see people lined up at drug stores again for something other than toilet paper. they were very hard to come by i guess. and now they are all in the garbage. we have no use for them. i bought a pack of cardboard glasses from amazon last wee
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we've got a -- i know, this is a big night. [ cheering ] in america, there is a lot going on. we had the ncaa men's basketball final tonight. i want to wish everyone a merry eclipse-mas too. we had a total solar eclipse today. only the third one since 1979. this is how it appeared in cleveland,...
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have a jimmy kimmel jinx. i used to come on here and brag about how pretty my feet were. >> jimmy: oh, right, yeah. >> and i had feet-offs with your co-workers that i won. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i had to have a toe surgery, and they made it miniature. now i have the craziest [ bleep ] foot on planet earth. so i'm a little nervous the next time i come here, i'm going to have, like -- >> jimmy: a jack-o-lantern when you come back. >> big flappers. >> jimmy: dax shepard is here. he's got all his teeth. right now they're beautiful. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. i'm a bird stuck in larry bird's attic. and i'm goin' cuckoo. what the heck. what you got larry? may the best bird win. brick. you may be a legend on the court but you're an amateur up here. heads up lar. so get allstate... save money and be protected from mayhem... ...like me. now you're the bird stuck in the attic. at tj maxx, you
have a jimmy kimmel jinx. i used to come on here and brag about how pretty my feet were. >> jimmy: oh, right, yeah. >> and i had feet-offs with your co-workers that i won. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i had to have a toe surgery, and they made it miniature. now i have the craziest [ bleep ] foot on planet earth. so i'm a little nervous the next time i come here, i'm going to have, like -- >> jimmy: a jack-o-lantern when you come back. >> big flappers. >>...
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jimmy kimmel! [cheering] i'm mad. jimmy kimmel is my podcast brother from strike force five, and i have vowed -- i have vowed to defend him until my death! or until the next ad for mint mobile. and for the record, sir, jimmy did an incredible job as host. oscar viewership was up 4%! that's right. this year, 4 more people watched! as long as we're talking awards, i am proud to present one right now. in the category of outstanding achievement in syphilitic ramble in a social media post, the winner is... whale! you want to see? closeup? think that'll work? while trump is facing jurors, biden is getting praise from the fashion police. you see, "the new york times" recently published an article titled, "the biden guide to dressing younger." biden's youthful style relies on solid color ties with four-in-hand or half-windsor knots and shirts with a heightened collar to minimize wattles and create a tidy frame for his face. that's not all. when biden really wants to shave a few years off, he employs the sartorial tactic known
jimmy kimmel! [cheering] i'm mad. jimmy kimmel is my podcast brother from strike force five, and i have vowed -- i have vowed to defend him until my death! or until the next ad for mint mobile. and for the record, sir, jimmy did an incredible job as host. oscar viewership was up 4%! that's right. this year, 4 more people watched! as long as we're talking awards, i am proud to present one right now. in the category of outstanding achievement in syphilitic ramble in a social media post, the...
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it went something like a jimmy kimmel mean tweets skit. good news, trump lost his court battle and his unlawful travel ban. get him out and lock him up. watch out for stupid tweets by d.j. t. some memes as picture of president obama and president trump. i don't think this is what they mean by orange is the new black. and another, i'm dumb as f, trump 2024. some people in the jury pool appeared to support him like the man who said he would quote love to serve for new york and one of our great presidents. and that man, too, representative of real people. americans, manhattan new york county, new york, new york, where 85,000 people voted for donald trump out of 700,000. that's what donald trump had to sit through yesterday. now keep in mind, this is a person whose entire life in some way resolves around a sick destructive desire for praise and revenge against those who dare to say anything negative about him. that desire is so strong he has an aide following him around with and i'm quoting here, a wireless printer to provide him with an ongoi
it went something like a jimmy kimmel mean tweets skit. good news, trump lost his court battle and his unlawful travel ban. get him out and lock him up. watch out for stupid tweets by d.j. t. some memes as picture of president obama and president trump. i don't think this is what they mean by orange is the new black. and another, i'm dumb as f, trump 2024. some people in the jury pool appeared to support him like the man who said he would quote love to serve for new york and one of our great...
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, james corden, kim fields, and music from the defiant. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. listen, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. i thank you for watching. i thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad any of us are here. [ cheers and applause ] all right, well, now it's -- now it seems fake, okay? [ laughter ] thanks, everybody. hey, listen. i don't want to start with a negative thing, but i don't know -- how late did you go to bed last night? >> guillermo: 10:00. >> jimmy: you missed this. late last night/early this morning, i don't know how this happens, 1:30 a.m., a series of mysterious lights flashed across the sky over l.a. >> is that a shooting star? do you think it's a shooting star? make a wish. >> i don't think that's a shooting star. it's one of those meteors? >> oh my god, double rainbow moment. oh my god, that's beautiful. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> oh my! >> oh my god. >> where'd it g
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, james corden, kim fields, and music from the defiant. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. listen, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. i thank you for watching. i thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad any of us are here. [ cheers and applause ] all right, well, now it's -- now it seems fake, okay? [ laughter ] thanks, everybody. hey,...
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. tom hiddleston and joey king, have a good night. >> we'll see you in the morning. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tom hiddleston, joey king, and music from phosphorescent. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. thanks. hello. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. you know what i have to say i really appreciate that. it was a tough day. god, i miss o.j. so much already. [ laughter ] i really do. as most of you probably know -- the big story today was that o.j. simpson went to hell today. [ laughter and cheers ] he arrived at 6:04 this morning. turns out, not much than florida. rather rather it's rare that a celebrity as famous as o.j. doesn't get an outpouring of love after news of his death. it makes sense. this was from his old friend, caitlyn jenner. "good riddance #ojsimp
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