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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. please, have a seat. welcome, everybody, welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it [ cheers a applause glad you could be here welcome. we got a great show tonight. let's get to some jokes here you guys, it's finally here. robert mueller is about to testify in front ocongress [ cheers ] or as president trump is calling it -- "narc week." [ laughter ] basically, democrats are hoping mueller goes out there and explains his written report on camera it's their way of saying to americans, "we know you didn't read the book, so maybe you'll watch the movie. [ laughter ]ru oh, i saw that t was asked if he's going to watch mueller's hearing tomorrow and check out what he said >> no, i'm not going to be watching probably maybe i'll see a little bit of
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no i'going to be watching mueller. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he sounds like your friend who says that they don't want any fries [ light laughter ] and then they're like, "no, i'm fine, ll, maybe a few. [ laughter ] just so we have -- a couple. i'll have a side plate can i get a side plate thank you very much. your fries are mside plate you know what? you take the side plate, i'll take your fries and then" -- [ light laughter ] some big news from the u.k. today, boris johnsonas just named their next prime minister if you don't know boris johnson, here he is. yeah [ laughter ] yeah, he looks like someone, i can't quite -- [ laughter ] put my finger on it. he's kind of like -- >> tariq: a cabbage patch doll that accidentally got left in the dryer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no it's me like - >> questlove: a barney rubble that got into business school. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no [ light laughter ] it's kind of, but it's more like - >> a middle-aged surfer bro who finally got his first job interview. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah [ laughter ] sort of, but he's also kind of >> a b-list donald tru impersonator >> jimmy: yeah, that's interesting. actually, can we see him next to trump oh, yeah [ laughter ] i got it he lks like trump after he
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did the "ice bucket challenge. that's exactly it. that's it! [ cheers and applause that's it. l now i know what heks like. [ applause ] oh, check this out over the weekend, homan in california was dressed as a clown led police on a 35-mile high-speed chase when askedhat he was running from, the man said, "myself. [ laughter ] and finally, this is cool. i saw that cheez-its, cheez-its -- i love cheez-its. they're teaming up with -- this they're teaming up with a vineyard to make a box that is half cheez-its and half wine [ cheers and applause take a look. take a look at this thing. r it'sl. [ cheers ] people in the store were like, "gross, i'll take a dozen boxes.ht [ la ] it's awesome it's like lunchables for adults >> steve: yeah [ cheersnd applause jimmy: finally. we have a great show i'm going to tell you who's on tonight. but first, give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪nd [ cheers applause >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. octavia spencer is here! [ cheers and applause ed rmisen is here >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and we've got music from ybn cordae featuring anderson .paak >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause here's the album there just so you know what to purchase when you go online and check it out do you guys remember that timoee chalamet puppet that went viral, like, a month ago? do you know what i'm talking about? it's very creepyke it's on ebay for, li $125,000 or something. [ light laughter ] puppethave a photo of that [ laughter ] people were saying it looks a little - [ laughter ] can we see it again? >> steve: let's see it again, yeah aw [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so anyways, it didn't - it didn't sell >> steve: aw
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>> jimmy: it didn't sell on ebay oh, it actually did sell, but it didn't sell for $125,000. o and i know theer >> steve: who? >> jimmy: we bought the timothee chalamet puppet [ cheers and appuse >> steve: oh ♪ a [ cheerslause [ french accent i >> jimmy: hello,m the timothee chalamet puppet [ laughter ] he's not even frenchhe >> steve: no, bus. the puppet's french. >> jimmy: the puppet -- yeah this is him. this is a one-of-a-kind puppet the puppet maker is actually not even a puppet maker. what does he do? he runs a -- wallpaper designer[ ght laughter ] >> steve: wow. like wallpaper wallpaper or like phone wallpaper >> jimmy: no, wallpaper pe wallpa >> steve: oh [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and he designs - but then he somehow he was inspired to make this and then he broke the et >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: so that no one could ever make another one again. so this a -- [ french accent i know, i am rare.
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am unbelievable. [ laughter ] timothee thank you for being oth show tonight [ french accent thank you for having me. [ light laughter ] what a beautiful audience. i want to take them home - [ eers and applause i love you we're having a book -- we're having a book -- a book club [ light laughter ] do you want to - do you want to talk about the book club? [ french accent no >> steve: aww. [ laughter ] come on, timothee. >> jimmy: timothee, come on. go away from me. why? laughter ]e. i'm not mocking you, i'm saying - do not look at me any more [ laughter ] i am not your friend [ auence aws ] >> steve: aww. >> jimmy: timothee, that is so - that is so rude to do that to me i'm a big fan of yoursye oh, yeah name one of my movies. were you in one of "t avengers"
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[ laughter ] no i know your movies "call me by your name. by my name "call me by your name" call me -- >> steve: say your name. >> jimmy: say my name? >> steve: say my name? >> jimmy: no b "call meyour name," right? [ light laughter ] >> steve: what was it called [ french accent >> jimmy: you don't even know the name of my movie yeah, i do, you were great in it you were in there with armie hammer it was a good [ french accent you mock me. [ light laughter ] i don't mock you do you want to go through the books, please? okay, as you wish. [ light laughter ] all right, this is our book -- [ laughter ] this is our book we have him. i don't know what to do with [ laughter ] now that we have him, what the hell do we do with him >> steve: well, i think we have to keep him out here i think he should li[ here. ght laughter ] >> jimmy: he's got the - >> steve: looks like a a little - he's littler than i thought hes waing be >> jimmy: oh, i think he's the exact size i thought he was going to be. >> steve: oh, you thought he was going to be like - [ laughter ] i thought it was going to be like a pro vent doll i thought he was going to be like a real life charlie mccarthy he's more like a sears catalogue charlie i like it. [ laughter ] i'm not saying it's a bad size i like the size. >> jimmy: are you --
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are you mocking him? [ laughter ] don't mock the timothee chalamet puppet >> steve: i'm not going to mock him. i'm not going to moc>>him. immy: he can't be mocked >> steve: don't mock me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we're having a book club timothee doesn't want to talk about it it's fine. he's not even looking at me, he's so mad at me. >> steve: so mad [ laughter ] you made him mad >> jimmy: anyways, it's a big hit. so what we do, we have five th books and this is way our book club works. i haven't read any of these. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, not yet. [ talking over each other no >> jimmy: that's not the point of this. o steve: you want to readne >> jimmy: i actually want to read all of them actually, they sound pretty good to me but anyways, allhese are on our book club. so if you go to a ste, check any of these out they're all good books i wonder if i can just - [ laughter ] well, they are i've done research on th >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: and there are blurbs "the gone dead" is about -- i'm going to do this real quk. a girl who inherits a house from her dad who died years ago. she goes to the house and starts talking to people, finds out she was kidnapped the day her dad died
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>> steve: ooh. >> jimmy"silent patient.er woman shoots husband in the head then doesn't - [ laughter ] >> steve: in the face or the head >> jimmy: oh, i don't know i haven't read it. >> steve: yeah, we don't know. yeah, because we haven'tead it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then she doesn't talk >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: don't talk to the police, doesn't talk ever again. then a psychotherapist gets in there d wants to know what's up and see if he can make her talk and he does. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and what he uncovers is shocking. "fleishman is in trouble." it's funny but -- >> steve: oh, yeah >> jimmy: someone read it? [ laughter ]e. it got applaus >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] have you read it >> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: you like it? >> audience: it's fantastic. >> steve: hey! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: fantastic! >> steve: there you go >> jimmy: there you go i'm not even going to pitch the [ laughter ] somesaid - >> steve: just know it's fantastic. >> jimmy: i'm going to put in the lead [ french accent you're picking favorites no, i'm not. >> steve: no, hey. [ laeehter ] timoth >> jimmy: timothee stop it don't be annoying. [ laughter ] you mock me? [ laughter ] sk again, yes. this is about two families that
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live next door to each other, and their kids are raised next each other. and then something shocking happens. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and one family has to move away. and they don't allow the kids to speak ever again. but then, the kids can't help it >> steve: they speak >> jimmy: they speak [ laughter ] >> steve: yes, again >> jimmy: oh, they speak >> steve: oh, yeah >> jim: and then "the chain. [ french accent "l chain" yes. [ laughter ] le chain, i guess. >> steve: le c [ laughter ] le chain wow! he's really french >> jimmy: he's very french yeah, he's french. timothee chalamet. >> steve: mssr. chalamet >> jimmy: yeahle he said,hain." he calls it -- i call it le chain [ laughter ] timothee, you want to say what this book is about [ french accent oui. this b k is -- can you hand it to me? [ laughter ] there's writing on the back of it [ light laughter ] [ french accent this is a thriller with a chilling premise your phone rings, a stranger has kidnapped your child >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: to free them, you
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must abduct -- someone. someone else's - [ laughter ] child. >> steve: he's having trouble in re >> jimmy: he doesn't know english. >> steve: he doesn't know english that well. he's french. jimmy: he's french. he doesn't know how to read. >> steve: he doesn't read. he knows you to speak english. just doesn't read it that well [ french accent >> jimmy: i do read france >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i didn't say - you embarrass me [ laughter ] i don't want to embarrass you. just read the thing. u mock me. [ light laughter ] just please. all right. [ french accent let me talk, please. i stoperrupting. interruption to -- to free your child, you must abduct someone else's child. your chi will be released when your victim's parents kidnap another child you are now a part of "le chain. [ laughter ] >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: these are all the --
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>> steve: oh >> jimmy: taking a nap >> steve: taking a nap he's so excited by reading that >> jimmy: he's exhausted >> steve: yeah, he's exhausted >> jimmy: he doesn't know how to read in english >> steve: no >> jimmy: he's mentally exhausted. >> steve: he's shockedok >> jimmy: he's spo he's out of his mind >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: so just -- yeah. we'll keep quiet --e >> steve: be kind. [ whispering ] >> jimmy: when we come back, guys - [ laughter ] shh. stick around when we come back, we'll have more "tonight show." [ cheers and applause y. ♪ at t-mobile, for $40/line for four lines, it's all included for the whole family, starting with unlimited data. use as much as you want, when you want. y and ifou like netflix, it's included on us. plus no surprises on ybill. taxes and fees are included. and now for a limited time, with each new line, get one of our latescl smartphones inuded.
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>> jimmy: thank you for coming back >> thank you for having me >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thank you >> jimmy: thank you focoming back i know you just came back from londonwe yo filming something out in london. >> i was i was filming "the witches." >> jimmy: did you -- "witches? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: did you develop an accent while you were there? >> well, ait of one. >> jimmy: oh >> it's not great. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good right there. it's better than what i do no, yours is fabulous >> jimmy: you want to know where i'm from i'm from a different part. >> i have no. dea where i'm from ke that.: oh, i yeah [ laughter ] how was the weathe >> it was really beautiful the first couple weeks, and then it rained every day for like three weeks straight >> jimmy: every day? >> every day [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> and i thought, "these people should be grumpy." but they were the kindest, most polite >> jimmy: aren't they just the best i just -- everything sounds better with a british accent >> yeah, we packed on a couple of pounds, because every time we went to a restaurant, they would just describe something that i would not normally eat. and i'm like, "give me three, th
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give me ree. im[ laughter ] >> j: "this is cheez-it's with boxed wine. then you go, "sounds gourmet i love it. [ laughter ] >> "i'll have three, please. >> jimmy: "i love it." u and i saw -- i follow yo instagram. it's a good follow, by the way >> thanks. >> jimmy: and i saw you did some sight seeing, and you saweh stonge >> yes >> jimmy: look at this >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was that like >> uh -- it w short i thought it would -- i thought the stones would be bigger i loved it, though [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really >> i did i thought they were -- >> jimmy: they're smaller? >> -- they're muchmaller than you -- than you think. >> jimmy: no >> yeah, yeah. it was -- i'm sorry. >> jimmy: really [ laughter ] >> it was great. it was wonderful >> jimmy: did you -- did you get a vibe or something? like a weird - >> it s really a very magical place, , "wow i thought these stones were like stories high. and they're not stories hi they're just like a ceiling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how tall -- how tall am i compared to stonehenge? >> just -- >> jimmy: really >> yeah. well - >> jimmy: thatbi >> a little more, but like - >> jimmy: yeah
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>> -- much -- much -- just that okay >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause you hear all these things like, "how did it -- did the aliens do it?" >> yeah,mm jimmy: area 51? something like that. >> it wouldn't take aliens >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> yeah. [ laughter ] it wouldn't take aliens. >> jimmy: no >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i -- and did velma go with you? >> no, and she was so upset. >> jimmy: she was bummed out >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you guys don't know, octavia has a wig named velma and -- [ laughter ] >> it's like velma from "scooby-doo. >> jimmy: that's how she got the name, velma? >> that's how she got the name see, look at her she gets so mad at me when she doesn't go place[ ght laughter ] >> jimmy: and she did this [ laughter ] she did this -- velma did this to you >> yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: this is -- this is unlievable >> it is unbelievable. she's so wicked, 'cause normally she's just all together and - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- you know, has a vibe but rained, and then this i what i looked like and i had this >> jimmy: uh, uh - >> velma >> jimmy: so velma did not go he onrip? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, i'm sorry to hear >> uh-uh, 'cause you see how she did? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> she would have turned on me >> jimmy: did she t [ liughter ] -- did she go -- this is exciting news. you're getting your own star on
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the hollywood walk of fame >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: how cool is that >> it is crazy and humbling and -- oh, my god.r when you heaat, it just -- there's nothing that compares. >>immy: and you're in a go group of people, too a good class >> a good class. the class of 2020. i thought i wo, d stop saying thatt i'm in the class of 2020. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm graduating from the class of 2020. see? that britishccent comes back >> you see >> jimmy: but it's like you, i know julia roberts >> yeah, spike lee >> jimmy: spike lee. >> jimmy: i love spike [ cheers ] >> me too. >> jimmy: that's amazing do you know where the placement is gonna be, or not yet? >> i hope it's a good placement like -- i hope it -- you kn, what let me shut up [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, noit she appreciates >> over there. >> jimmy: she loves it anywhere yeah i thought like, we should do like hollywood a walk of fame a likeew york hall of fame here in new york city? >> you know what oh my -- >> jimmy: i think -- >> that's a great idea [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there's so many tongists, and a lot of walki >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a very walkable city we should do something like that here. >> well you guys do a lot of walking here >> jimmy: we do. >> yeah, i drive around the
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corner, which is bad you need to walk around the corner, people >> jimmy: no, no [ laughter that's l.a that's california. >> we do we do drive everywhere >> jimmy: in california, they're like, "oh, my gosh walk." like the best place to i go, "where?" and she goes, "just take the 405 to the 1 >> jimmy: i go, "i have to drive to walk?o >> tlk [ laughter ] yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: "i'm asking you where to walk. "the best place to walk. [ laughter ] but look at that i'm -- that's amazing. i mean, gosh i used to walk up and down hollywood boulevard and look at all the stars, and be like, "oh, my gosh." and now you're on ityp >> the he. >> jimmy: and you're gonna to inspire ju thousands, millions of people - >> aww >> jimmy: -- to follow their dreams congrats on that that awesome >> thank you so much thank you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: let's talk about your movie. >> yes >> jimmy: let's talk about "luce. "luce," l-u-c-e. "luce. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: i read somewhere that you said you chose the role, because it made you feel uncomfortable. >> mm-hmm. quite uncomfortable. it's a psychological thriller. >> jimmy: yeah >> and it deals with power and privilege.
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and my character doesn't reize that she also has privileges, because she's the educator and a viewer, you become an active participant in the film, because you have to decide which character you believe. >> jimmy: yeah yeah, you're right >> you know? >> jimmy: and would i do that if i was that person >> exactly j >>my: yeah >> and i was unnerved by some of the things happening in the film, and it made --d and i ha cast myself in the role that naomi plays. ofi had to think in terms her perspective, in terms of luce's perspective, in term of -- in terms of harriet's perspective >> jimmy: yeah >> and it was scary. i mean, when you see the film,yo ll understand. >> jimmy: yeah, it's great it's -- good job we have a clip from "luce. let's take a look at this. >> with the climate around itschool security the way s right now, you can understand my concern >> which is why i felteeded to search his locker >> i'm sorry >> amy - >> he wrote a paper. >> a paper in which he described his belief that the
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solution to a political problem is to gun down those with whom you sagree >> right, but he was assuming a character. the assignment called for this, and you -- >> i found this in his locker. >>immy: yeah octavia spencer. [ cheers and applause we love you, buddy "luce" opens on friday, august 2nd when we come back, fred armisen stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and alause ♪
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it's great -- on hbo now and hbo go everyone, please welcome fred armisen [ cheers and applaus ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: fred, thank you so much for being here. >> my pleasure hi >> jimmy: welcome back to the show >> thank youel >> jimmy: i can the whiskey from here. we'll cut this out now, fred -- [ laughter ] are you okay, bud? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have a lot to talk about. >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think i've ever seen you wasted, do you drink? >> no, no, i'm not a drinker >> jimmy: you're not >> no.>> immy: that's probably why i've never seen you drunk. >> no. [ laughter ] it's just so expensive, you know those things, like, wine is expensive. >> jimmy: it is. >> chaagne is expensive. >> jimmy: oh, i got a good deal, though
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[ laughter ] i'll tell you that later [ talking over each other bo i want to talk a your show "los espookys. gosh, it's great it's just genius >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's brilliant, but i dynt to talk about your co as well, your stand-up >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're on tour currently? b >> yes, i'veeen touring a bunch, and - >> jimmy: you like touring >> i love itre >> jimmy: ly >> yeah, you get to travel you get to see all these places, and see all, you know - >> jimmy: i think you would love it, because you're interested in people you're a people -- you love -- >> yeah, i love love seeing people i mean, i really do. >> jimmy: you do i feel you are like a sponge [ laughter ] >> and - i am like a spongeed i uso say that about myself >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. when i first met you, remember mmat, i was like, "hey, ji" and i was like, "i'm like a sponge." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was the first thing you said to >> remember that first thing. >> jimmy: and you laughed so hard, man. you remember that? >> you man, you laughed. >> jimmy: no, man -- >> no, you laughed >> jimmy: you sick son of a -- you were the one that laughed, n. you did, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but like a good sponge
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm a sponge i love to take in everything i can take in. >> jimmy: i walk around this great city and i see people's faces, and i go, "really, is that your face?" d when people come out, i go, "hey, do you know what face you're making right now? well, some people walk around with, like, a mean face.ea >> oh, >> jimmy: and i go, "hey." i just almost want to stop them and go, "you're making a -- do you know what face you're making right now?" [ laughter ] >eah. immy: are you in a bad mood, or is that your face you're making? >> yeah. or sometimes, they're smiling. >> jimmy: i love - that's what i want them to do. >> yeah.yo >> jimmy: ever should smile. everyone looks better when they smile. >> it could look a little crazy. you know what i mean >> jimmy: you might be - [ laughter ] yeah, yeah >> well, here's how i look smiling. >> jimmy: yeah, smile. >> if you saw me, what would you -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not how you smile. you're swallowing. >> i'm not, this is like my -- my natural smileay >> jimmy: oki'll show you my smile >> all right come on. is that really a smile [ laughter ]my >> jimthat's really funny. >> it's like only one side of your face. and this is drooping down a little bit >> jimmy: do you remember when - >> i think a way to smile is just like wink a little bit. 's pretty well, th good >> yeah, it's a little sparkle there you go [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go
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do you remember when we used to do "two jimmy stewart's talking about music" >> why why did we - >> jimmy: because we were bored. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was probably e 4:00 in thrning with "snl. t yeah, and we would likealk about records coming out we'd talk about bands, and it was nonsense >> jimmy: did it come from - was it - >> i don't know if we were whating about beatle records or >> jimmy: yeah, what am i looking at who's singing, paul or george? >> come on >> jimmy: oh, is it ringo? >> that's solo's too long. [ laughter ] it was just filler >> jimmy: how can he sing while playing the drums? [ laughter ] >> we went on forever. >> jimmy: we did a bit we never wrote it, but we talked about writing it. it was a remake of "it's a a wonderful life," wherejimmy ss off the bridge, and then, clarence brings him to that moment and he meets himself. he's like, "don't do, don't jump off the bridg and then, a third clarence and he's like --y stewart comes in >> do it >> jimmy: -- "what's going on? [ laughter ] oh, you're the ghost that's telling him not to jump.
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he's like, "wait, this is weird. >> "are we traveling through time?" >> jimmy: "yeah, there's three of me. >> yeah, we never did it we still can, though >> jmy: no, we can't [ laughter ] [ jimmy and fred speaking together ] >> always say yes, immediately immediately. >> jimmy: that was the first thing you said to me >> always say yes, immediately >> jimmy: i'm a sponge, so yeah [ laughter ] but you're currently -- you're going to go on tour. you're going to go to australia. >> i'm gng to australia. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i never been i love australia >> oh, i've never been, i can't wait to go there >> jimmy: i'm freaking out, i love atralian people >> i do too. i like - sometimes if i travel, you know, if i'm at a restaurant, i'm just like, if the service is bad, i'm always like -- >> jimmy: that's how you hold your silverware? >> yeah, i'm like eating [ laughter ]ce and if the servis really bad, i'm like, "oh, don't worry about it," but i like hearing australian's complain. if an australian complains, i get behind them. it's sething like their confidence, like, "i've been waiting an hour. you know [ laughter ] "it's not right.
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it's not right." there's something about it, that i'm with them >> jimmy: "wait an hour. [ laughter ] >> yeah. "you better believe it how longo i have to wait?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you get their back >> there's a volume, i think theyave a lot of volume. >> jimmy: yeah, for the most part, very posive people >> yeah, i think they should represent earth. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ]ta you it a little too far, but it's all right could we talk about "los espookys?" >> yeah. >> j come aboutd this idea and whose brain is it, is it yours or is it someone in prison [ laughter ] >> well, the show -- i mean, i just wanted to do something in spanish. it's as simple as that [ audience member cheering ] i want to do some kind of show where it's not just like a a specialty show it's spanish, but it's forer evody. so it just came from there, and then, i went to mexico city and -- >> jimmy: it's brilliant >> oh, thanks. >> jmy: it's subtitles, so
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everyone can - if you don't know spanish, you will get what the show is about. >> and i'm going to tell you one thing. this is really the truth >> this is the truth [ laughter ] every time i do a project, there's certain people i want to impress, right? so the first one is lorne. i'm always like, "i hope lorne se it. you know, he made this thing then there's tina. and then there's you [ audience aws ]th 's the truth i'm always like, "i hope jimmy sees it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> that's not a joke >> jimmy: wow, i appreciate loved itdd i love everything you do, man. i'm a big fan of yours >> likewise. >> jimmy: i st think it's brilliant. i go -- but i still don't understand where you came up with the idea. so it's basically, it's a group of people called "los espookys." >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that are paid to scare people or put on elaborate, frightening things. >> yes, so it's kind of like the other side of "scooby-doo. you know where - >> jimmy: oh, interesting. j >>immy: like, where the guy where they pull the -- yeah, that's the people behind, you know, who are hired to scare people. >> jimmy: and i don't know the women from the show, but they're fantastic. who are they >> well, there's ana fabrega >> jimmy: yeah
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>> and she's a comedian, wnd she's one of theters and co-creators of the show. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> yeah, and then, cassandra, and she's from mexico ci and also, bernardo is also from mexico city.bo and yeah, they'r - >> jimmy: i never -- i don't know them at all and gosh, they're so funny >> yeah, they're great they're tremendous >> jimmy: really - >> and then julio,f course you know >> jimmy: julio torres is just - >> yeah. >> jimmy: so he plays like a - billionaire? like a family -- >> yeah, his fily is from, like, a chocolate, you know -- he comes from a chocolate family >> jimmy: they're a very famous family that --la >> they make choco >> jimmy: they make chocolate. yeah and so, that's how he gets his money. >> 'cae that's a big part of i think latino culture >> jimmy: wow, oh, my goodness, that's an amazg accent >> it just comes out that way when i speak >> jimmy: yeah >> it is how it is >> jimmy: what do you -- [ laughter ] what do you speak french why do you not speak my language >> i'm trying toearn it. how can i learn it >> jimli: yeah, i do not beeve you. you mock me. >> i'm not mocking you, no [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, you do. you'm not mocki >> jimmy: why don't you speak the language of love ♪ french
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th is the language the show should be called "le spooky." [ laughter ] >> you know, maybe perhaps i should learn to speak your language, to dance and to play and to be. ♪en as people are ying the life [ laughter ] >> jimmy: life life ♪ life is for everyon for everyone ♪ ♪ oh, the trees for the and the star and the skies ♪ [ laughter ]y ♪ and the and they go ♪ ♪ such is l su is life such is life ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: he's great i had nothing to do with it. >> no, no. >> jimmy: i want nhing -- i want nothing to do with it >> no. >> jimmy: no >> oh, no. >> jimmy: i want nothing to do with it at all yeah >> okay. >> jimmy: he's just here, and i can't get rid of him he's like hanging around >> no, i understand. >> jimmy: he's like a roommate that won't grow up and move out of the house yoknow >> sure, okay. >> jimmy: any other thing i can do to set up "los espookys?" it's on hbo now, hbo go. you have a show on hbo, dude >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's mage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a pretty big deal big deal [ cheers and applause it's super creative. it's super funny i want to show everyone a clip here's fred armisen in "los espookys." take a look. ♪ [ speaking spanish ] [ speaking spanish ]sh [ speaking spani [ speaking spanish ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back i'm here with fred armisen [ cheers and applause now -- oh, my goodness fred, i love you i know you love music. i love music so i think it's time that we do something about that ."'s time to "build a band here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ build a ban build a band ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, here's how this is gonna work. we're going to come up with our very own band right here on the spot >> jimmy: first to do , we need a band name all right? so on the count of three, i want us to each say a completely random word >> okay, let me clear my mind, i 'causeon't want to do anything preplanned. just clear my mind [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but -- but now you're making like it is preplanned and it's not n >> no, i just - >> jimmy: i don't want anyone at home thinking - >> no, we didn't >> jimmy: in fact, you didn't do a pre-interview you're really -- >> no, i'm -
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>> jimmy: yeah you're really -- like, you've changed. >> yeah, a lot [ laught ] >> jimmy: yeah >> a lot >> jimmy: ye g >>w up >> jimmy: i grew up? >> and you haven't [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but all right - [ liverpudlian accent >> i'm the grown up. >> jimmy: i'm a grown up and you're child >> you're a child. you're a kid >> jimmy: you're a babe. you're a grown man wearing a a diaper [ laughter ] wearing a nappy the way you were born. >> play with your -- you've got blocks to play with >> jimmy: that you play with >> see that? >> jimmy: yeah, try that for once [ light laughter ] all playin' withlocks and suckin' on a bottle. >> see what that looks like. >> jimmy: yeah >> not a lot of fun, is it [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: your mommy won't bring you another bottle, wi she? [ laughter ] wah-wah, baby crying you know, in a crib. >> do you want candy i haven't got it [ light laughter ] sorry. >> jimmy: so, here we go >> all right >> jimmy: we've got to make up a band name. ] [ laught all right. call the band name, random word on the count of three. ready? >> both: one, two, three >> jimmy: lavender >> roller coaster. >> jimmy: ooh, lavender roller coaster. >> that's not bad. >> jimmy: that's pretty gooda that sound likat kind of band to you?
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>> a lavender roller coaster >> jimmy: psychedelic music? >> it's kind of -- kind of - >> jimmy: '70s '60snd >> it's f psychedelic. >> jimmy: '60s late -- oh, no lavender roller coaster. >> how 'bout this? let's get specific 1969 >> jimmy: wow, the year of woodstock. [ light laughter ] >> tail -- tail end of the '60s, ing into the '70s a little bit >> jimmy: wow, we're talking about peace. we're talking about love [ light laughter ] we're talking about --th >> yeah, freking, things are changing fast. >> jimmy: okay that's right, man.>> eah. >> jimmy: yeah >> things are changing fast. >> jimmy: we won't play that kind of music here >> no. >> jimmy: we play our own music. >> this re happening right he >> jimmy: right now. >> things are changing here. >> jimmy: in here. we're gonna change everything withhis song >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, now we have to think of a song. [ laughter ] >> that's good, 'cause what kind of -- okay. >> jimmyaslavender roller cor is the name of the band the song is -- on the count of three. wait, wait, sorry. >> ah, see into the mind space see what i was saying? >> jimmy: i want to clear my mind i just want -- >> yeah, let just -- >> jimmy: i just want to just relax. [ light laughter all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. let me just relax r a second
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okay i just want to just -- >> i wonder if they -- >> jimmy: i'm gonna do some squat thrusts. and then -- all right, so lavender roller coaster's the name of the band all right, the name of the song, we'll think of - ready.in >> okay, got to thof it. so - >> jimmy: lavender roller coaster, ready on the count of three. one, two, three. >> jimmy: grass. >> daffodil. ooh. we went plants >> jimmy: we went plants we both went plants. >> we went plants. that's okay. >> jimmy: "grass and daffodils" >> "daffodil grass." >> jimmy: "daffodil grass. okay ♪ daffodil grass >> jimmy: daf -- oh, yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ daffodil grass ♪ >> jimmy: psychedelic kind of? ♪ ]lauger >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: ooh, all right [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ daffodil grasff il grass growing around the garden ♪ ♪ the daffodil gras the daffodil grass growing inside the corner ♪ ♪ disappear disappea dissapearing ♪
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♪ it's appeal it's appeaea it's appng ♪ ♪ it's appeal it's appeal ♪ it's appealing ♪ ♪ and insid inde of your min [ cheers ] ♪ daffodil ♪ inside of your mind inside of your min 40 different colormi inside your ♪ inside your mindn inside ins inside your mind ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you so much. amazing. fred armisen the roots. [ cheers and applause "los espookys" is available on hbo go and hbo now stick around we'll be right back with more "tonight show", everybody. ♪ daffodil gras daffodil inside your mind you'll find ♪ ♪ inside your mind
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♪ [ cheers and applause performing "rnp" from his upcoming project, "the lost boy", with a little help from rs ande .paak and the roots, give it up for ybn cordae. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ come on
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come on ♪ ♪ one of y'all y'al gon be messing with metw i gobad broads gon be rubbing my feet ♪ ♪ i got three young misse down to bust out the head anall y'al ain't got nothing on me ♪ ♪ ooh not one of y'all y'al gon be messing with me i got two bad broads gon be rubbing my feet ♪ ♪ i got three young shooter down to bust out the hea and all y'al ain't got nothing on me ♪ >> ybn cordae! ♪ >> anderson .paaee [ chrs ] >> yes, lord >> jimmy fallon. new york city. you're now part of history ♪ free simba free simba [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. that's what i'm talking. that's how you do it come on, bud it was great, man. ybn cordae [ cheers and applause anderson .paak [ cheers and applause "the lost boy" is out friday my thanks to octavia spencer, rm fred aen ybn cordae, anderson .paak [ cheers and applause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: fr30 ockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night withr seth m tonight -- beto o'rourke -- from "good boys" actress andet comedian r -ac from "euphoria" tress hunter schafer - featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause di la and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers a applause that is wonderful to hear. in that ca, let's get to the ws well, today, the uk finally answered the question. if your friend jumped off a ou cliff, would y [ lila

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