welcome back. at the shark tank we might have some black ice after this one. the sharks and stars, that is luke there for san jose. we will pick the second period, clean coast and with the goal, the sharks end up losing this game. final score, 6-3. some oakland students of the trip of a lifetime from castle want to japan. they took off from sfo this afternoon looking to visit tokyo, the philippines, taiwan. they will sightsee, visit school, and focus of the trip is a first. >> i have never been on a play

before, so this is something like crazy. i haven't even been in an airport, a little nervous. >> it is an exchange, last because one student supposed to nearly 30 students and schools from japan, course. >> [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- maya rudolph, pete townshend, a performance by "the who's tommy," and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1-9-4-8! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoo. that's a hot crowd! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. [ cheers and applause ] i love the energy of this crowd. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not just saying this, but you guys seem way better than last night's audience. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] if i had to compare you guys in easter candies, you -- you guys would be a reese's peanut butter egg while last night would be a dr. pepper flavored peep. and i'm serious. i wouldn't just say that. i wouldn't just say that! [ cheers and applause ] i wouldn't say it! i'm so happy you're here. guys, easter is almost here, and i saw that, 'cause of

supply issues, the price of chocolate is hitting record highs. yeah, meanwhile the cost of white chocolate is holding steady as yuck. [ laughter ] chocolate has gotten so expensive, donald trump just paid off his entire debt with a a butterfinger. [ laughter ] i just -- i just read about it. i just read about it on the internet today. speaking of trump, today he posted a video of himself selling a new line of $60 bibles. take -- [ light laughter ] he's selling bibles. take a look at this. >> all americans need a bible in their home, and i have many. it's my favorite book. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "it's my favorite book. right after 'captain underpants' and the cheesecake factory menu." [ laughter and applause ] "they're my favorite books. the kids -- 'captain underpants' always getting into trouble, that kid, once he puts the underpants on." i like how they made the bible the exact color of his skin. yeah, that's interesting. [ laughter ]

corinthian. corinthian leather. [ laughter ] you guys, yesterday, trump was in court for a hearing on his hush money trial, and another one of his courtroom sketches went viral. let's take a look at how it turned out. look at this. yeah. so -- [ laughter ] it's not -- a lot of people have spoken out about the new sketch, including the sketch itself. >> steve: really. >> jimmy: yeah, take a look. it said, "this is outrageous. i might go down as the worst courtroom sketch of all time." [ laughter ] then, this other courtroom sketch of trump said, "um, have you seen me? [ laughter ] i look like dr. evil's hairless cat wearing a trump wig." [ laughter ] then this other sketch of trump said, "um, have you seen me? i look like the mucinex man's mother-in-law." [ laughter ] then this sketch said, "um, have you seen me? i look like what fred from scooby-doo looks like now." [ laughter ] then -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and finally, this sketch said,

"um, have you seen me? i look like e.t. watching his bike get stolen." [ laughter and applause ] guys, get this, a man in texas is running for president under the name "literally anybody else." [ laughter and applause ] let -- let's see how funny it is when he wins. [ laughter ] he was doing well in the polls until the public met his sons, eric and literally anybody else jr. [ laughter and applause ] well, switching gears, the faa is trying to prepare pilots to fly during next month's big solar eclipse. and listen, if you fly spirit airlines in a boeing jet during a solar eclipse -- [ light laughter ] -- you are one risky bastard. that's what i would say. [ laughter and applause ] that's what i would say. well, listen to this, i read that, for the first time in more than 20 years, trader joe's increased the price of its 19-cent bananas to 23 cents.

>> steve: oh. [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it's not just them. whole foods also raised their price of bananas 4 cents to $29.99. [ laughter ] well, some tv news. last night was the season finale of "the bachelor" and joey proposed to kelsey. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. kind of a quiet season for "the bachelor." i don't want to stay it got overshadowed by other dating shows. but in the fantasy suite, they just sat there watching "love is blind." i just -- that was -- [ cheers and applause ] that's what they did in the fantasy suite. well, this is wild. apparently, thieves in california stole over $9,000 worth of spam, alcohol, and instant coffee. [ light laughter ] the thieves were described as armed, dangerous, and recently divorced. [ laughter ] well, get this, a zoo in texas used a cotton swab to make the world's tiniest neck brace for a struggling grasshopper. >> steve: aw. [ audience awws ] >> jimmy: when asked for a a comment, jiminy cricket was like, "this generation's so soft." [ laughter and applause ]

"snowflake!" hey, guys, i heard about a guy in australia who lost his fiance's wedding dress after he put it on top of his car and drove on to the highway. [ audience ohs ] she was like, "actually, that's fine. i don't need it anymore." [ laughter and applause ] "we're good." [ applause ] "i've seen enough. i've seen enough." and finally, guys, the presidential election is only eight months away. but it's not the only election happening this november. there's so many state and local races across the country. so that's why we're taking a a look at campaign ads from some of the other politicians that you don't always hear about on the news. it's time for "lesser known candidates." ♪ lesser known candidates ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this first ad is from a guy who's running for school board president. it seems like he's dealing an unusual problem. check this out. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm ethan anders. you've probably been seeing some vicious attack ads on me from my opponent, who also happens to be my twin brother, evan anders.

i cannot stress this enough, vote for ethan anders, not evan anders. i know our names are very similar and we look exactly alike. and we both dress the same, wearing hand-me-downs from our bigger triplet brother, easton anders, who is also running for school board. ♪ do not under any circumstances vote for easton. he would be even worse for the school board than ethan. wait, i'm ethan. this is so confusing. >> definitely vote for ethan. not evan. or easton. evan. no, i mean ethan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, that's tricky. it's tricky right there. i think he's going to win. this next candidate is responding to a lot of attack ads on him. take a look at this. ♪ >> lately, you've probably seen some deceitful ads saying some pretty nasty things about representative keith shermanberger. his opponents are calling him -- incompetent. wasteful. self-serving. weird at parties. too sweaty. clothes don't fit right. permanent doritos breath. always saying he's buddies with owen wilson even though it's an obvious lie. has a stupid voice. well, he's here to say -- >> that's not true.

>> keith shermanberger, 2024. >> i'm keith shermanberger, and i approve this message. and i am buddies with owen wilson. >> jimmy: okay, all right. well, look, it's interesting. [ laughter and applause ] this is what i'm saying. these races are tight. make the right call. this next campaign ad is from a a man who's running for dog catcher in virginia. let's watch. ♪ >> hello, i'm dustin welsh, and i wanna be fredrickburg county's dog catcher. if elected, i promise to catch every dog in town. stray dogs. dogs being walked by their owners. dogs sleeping inside their homes. dogs in pet stores. even hairy children that look like dogs from far away. [ dog whine ] my opponent says i'm overreacting because a a chihuahua barked at me, and i fainted and collapsed into a a mall fountain in front of my son's skateboard friends. but that isn't true. in fact, i want my son's friends to take down that doctored video that they put up on youtube. ♪ >> dustin welsh for dog catcher. >> i double dog dare you to vote for me. [ barking ] god damnit! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: that's interesting.

i would vote for that guy. this last commercial is for a a candidate in -- is a a candidate for treasurer in bend, oregon. oh, watch this. ♪ >> hello, i'm todd trevor. and it would be an honor to be your treasurer. but please don't ask the last town where i was treasurer anything about me. they're liars. i promise to balance our city's budget and be someone you can trust. just don't google me. i'm not corrupt. i didn't do any of that stuff google or the new york times says i did. i'm super normal. look, here's a picture of me and my normal family. it's not a.i. [ laughter ] just get in the voting booth and check the box next to my name. and don't talk to those people protesting outside. they're protesting a different guy with my exact name and face. todd trevor for treasurer. do not watch the netflix documentary about me. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. unbelievable. i wish them all the best of luck. we have a fantastic show tonight! maya rudolph is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh, "loot." "loot!"

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a five-time emmy winner starring in season two of the series, "loot," which premieres april 3rd on apple tv+. please welcome our good pal, maya rudolph! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talking about. welcome back. >> ooh. >> jimmy: ooh. you know what i'm talking about -- [ cheers and applause ] come on. they love you right there. you feel the love! >> i feel the love. >> >> jimmy: you have to feel the love. welcome back. thank you so much for coming back on the show. >> oh, thanks for having me, jim. >> jimmy: i have a lot of things to talk to you about. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: the presidential election is not too far away. >> i've heard of it. >> jimmy: yes. and you've done a great job as kamala harris. >> hi, bud. >> jimmy: how you doing', buddy? >> it's good to see you. >> jimmy: yeah, it was so great to see pearl backstage. >> i know. >> jimmy: she's gorgeous. >> kids just get older. >> jimmy: i mean, now, what is the deal with that? >> it's cool. >> jimmy: but she's awesome and so fun. >> isn't it beautiful? >> jimmy: yeah, it's the best. >> and it's also beautiful to see your friends with your children, because you see how much time has passed. it's making me very emotional.

>> jimmy: i know bud, we were kids, man. we were kids. >> we were kids. >> jimmy: yeah, but you were really cute. >> and now we're younger. >> jimmy: yes! exactly. [ light laughter ] isn't that weird how it happened? >> so much younger. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i loved you on "snl" couple weeks ago. i saw you with our kate mckinnon, who was hosting. >> yes, kate's show. >> jimmy: you and -- oh, my god. >> and wiig. >> jimmy: and kristen wiig. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: you crushed it. >> thank's bud. >> jimmy: the abba thing was just off the rail. >> that was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: that was off the rails. >> it's so much fun to go back there, and not work there anymore. [ laughter ] like -- like, it's like -- it's like when you go home -- it's like coming home from college and like, staying at your parents' house, and they're like, "you can stay in the guest room and get the good soap." [ laughter ] like i feel like -- >> jimmy: you're like, "wow. this is --" >> it's nice to be a guest, 'cause it's -- it's our home. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah. >> you know, i love it there. >> jimmy: what do you remember about when -- when we were there? >> oh, man, you and i goofed around a lot. i feel like -- i feel like every time you came in my office we would play a a new game and we would always goof around. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was that there was the

game where you would come in really angry, and then you'd sit in the chair and you'd fall, every time. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, fall off the chair like you were a a person who didn't know how to sit in a chair. >> yeah, but you were always yelling at me when you came in. >> jimmy: i go, "hey, come on! i'm -- we're serious about this." >> 'cause it's funny when -- >> jimmy: and then you fall and you actually make a hurt face like -- [ laughter ] >> there's that. that we used to play "store" a a lot, which was a a molly shannon -- >> jimmy: do you remember "store"? >> molly shannon came up with a a game called "store." >> jimmy: this is the weirdest game we ever played. >> it's the weirdest, greatest game. >> jimmy: you have to play it at 4:00 in the morning. >> it has to be 4:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: you have to be delirious. >> and absolutely delirious, and you have to take it very seriously. and you have to walk in like you're in a real store, and not laugh, nothing is funny. and pretend it's a store. one person is the shop clerk and one person -- >> jimmy: someone works at the store, and then -- >> yeah, you're just like -- you come in like you come in the store and i'm like -- >> jimmy: "can i help you?" >> "oh, um, no thanks, i'm just browsing." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "all right, well let

me know if there's anything i can do for you." >> "oh, um, i have a question, how much is this?" >> jimmy: "oh, that's $29.99." [ laughter ] and we would just do that for hours. >> for hours. >> jimmy: there was no end, there was no to it. that was it, that was the bit. >> the end is -- is, "thank you so much." >> jimmy: "thank you." [ laughter and applause ] molly was great. i know. it was just so many ridiculous -- if you think about all the ridiculous jokes that we've made throughout the years, like, i wish -- >> i do -- i do -- i will say this, in all the time that i've thought about all the fun that we had doing it, what i love is that we did not have smartphones. we didn't have cell phones and we used to just play. when we were together we would play. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we didn't -- we weren't like, looking at -- we weren't distracted. we were always with each other. >> jimmy: yeah, no texting. none of that existed. we were just -- >> we were just playing all the time. >> jimmy: we just -- yeah. [ applause ] it was actually the most fun and camp. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it just got -- it got to so many levels of craziness.

remember will's character that he -- not ron. >> are you talking about chip kudrow or ron? >> jimmy: chip, i think it was chip kudrow. >> will ferrell had -- will ferrell had a character named chip kudrow who would just show up at our pitch meetings. >> jimmy: and he would come and he would -- >> he was lisa kudrow's brother, let's be clear. >> jimmy: that's what he kept saying. [ light laughter ] but he would -- he's the one that would wear the referee shirt? >> oh, maybe. i don't know if he wore overalls or a referee shirt. >> jimmy: or was that ron i'm thinking of? >> rod -- ron would just say -- >> together: "i'm ron." [ laughter ] >> and he wore these shades -- >> jimmy: you would say hi to will -- will, he'd stay in character all week and you couldn't break him. it was -- just during the day, for no reasoning. >> one of the greatest gifts of life was i -- when i got to "snl," there were so many people that were just like -- they were so -- he was so comfortable doing the weirdest bits and nobody said anything. i didn't know it wasn't normal. >> jimmy: do you remember the -- [ laughter ] we didn't. >> no. >> jimmy: last time i saw you i was lucky enough to go to see amy poehler and tina fey do their show together at the beacon. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: and you came out and surprised everyone. this was two weeks ago, or something? >> this was a little while ago, yeah. >> jimmy: and man, you came out and destroyed. >> that was really fun. i got to do a "weekend update" with the girls, and it was -- >> jimmy: you were giving your oscar picks. >> well, yes, whitney houston gave her oscar picks from heaven. >> jimmy: yeah, you were the ghost of whitney -- [ light laughter ] you were the ghost of whitney houston. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and man -- >> she -- she's not a fan of "saltburn," which is weird. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that "saltburn" rhyme was the funniest thing ever. you got a standing ovation, like, twice in the middle of your bit. it was insanely funny. and watching those guys just -- >> what a dream. >> jimmy: professionals. it took me back to those days -- >> i know. >> jimmy: -- where everyone just goofing off and like, it's the best of best, playing with each other. it was phenomenal. >> it's true, and i think about it all the time. we're so lucky that we got that time to play together. 'cause now everybody is so distracted, you know? >> jimmy: no, it's -- we have that fun. [ cheers and applause ] but here we are. >> we got that good stuff. >> jimmy: we got that -- let's talk about "loot." >> "loot." >> jimmy: "loot." >> burnin' and lootin' loot. >> jimmy: "loot"! second season premieres april 3rd on apple tv+.

[ cheers and applause ] second season. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're back, being funny again. >> boom. >> jimmy: being amazing again. >> boom. >> jimmy: boom, i said boom! tell everybody what's happening for season two. >> season two, my character molly wells had just inherited $87 billion from her divorce. she didn't get a prenup, and so $87 billion, and she's like, "what do i do with it?" and now this season, she -- at the end of the first season she decided to give away all her money. now she's trying to figure out how to give it all away and try to be, you know, like a decent human being along the way. >> jimmy: yeah. i -- i love it. by the way, i love the -- the sets. i love your wardrobe. >> wardrobe's really fun too. >> jimmy: everything is just well done. >> it's fun to pretend to be a a billionaire. >> jimmy: yeah! come on, it's fun. you gotta watch "loot," everybody. i wanna show a clip. here's maya rudolph in "loot." take a look. >> no, no, no. give me your phone right now. i have to assess the damage. i'm puttin' this up on the screen. >> no, no, no, you probably -- >> oh, dear god, no. >> it's green. it's all green! what did you do?

>> "this is isaac, right? i got your number from molly. molly wells. from work. are these texts going through?" oh boy. >> i feel physically ill. >> "have you heard of macklemore? he's not bad. how old are you, b-t-w?" waving hand emoji? "thursday, more like thurs-yay. then a bitmoji of you with bangs crawling in front of a a calendar that says, "is it friday yet?" >> i think we get the point. >> "omg, watching 'frasier.' that dog is pretty funny." >> you have to disappear. you have to flee the country. >> he's right. >> jimmy: come on. that is how you do it. [ cheers and applause ] that's how you do it, right there. maya rudolph, everybody. season two of "loot" premieres april 3rd on apple tv+. maya and i are playing "lip sync roulette" after the break. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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roulette ♪ >> jimmy: all right. >> wow. >> jimmy: now, here's how this works. we will hit this button here, which will activate the lip-sync generator, and it will land on a random speech, monologue, or song. >> ooh. >> jimmy: we have no idea what will -- what it will be. we have not rehearsed this. we haven't seen these before. >> i haven't, and i like it! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: whoever's turn it is has to lip-sync the best that they can. sound okay? >> yeah, i'm excited. >> jimmy: i love that you brought this. i'm ready to play. this'll be fun. >> this is a beautiful button. >> jimmy: thank you so much. [ light laughter ] we spent all this -- we spent a a lot of money, our whole budget. >> so much money on tape. >> jimmy: yes, on tape. >> okay, who goes first? >> jimmy: i will start us off. >> so what do you -- what do you do? >> jimmy: i don't know, i'm gonna press the button here. >> you're gonna press the button? >> jimmy: okay. >> 'kay. ♪ >> jimmy: and that's gonna give us something that i'm gonna have to lip- sync. >> together: "viral dream interview kid." >> okay, is that you? >> jimmy: i think that'll be me. i'm the interview kid? >> i think so. >> jimmy: i just -- whatever gets played, i'm lip-syncing. to which camera? to three, okay. all right, whenever you're ready.

>> go. >> have you ever had a dream that -- that you, um, you had your -- you -- what you could -- you do -- you want -- you could do so -- you do -- you could -- you want -- you want him to do so much you could do anything? [ laughter!] >> ah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whoo! >> jimmy: what was that? i've never heard him. >> me neither. >> jimmy: he's cute. >> you know what? he's 45. >> jimmy: oh, my god. is he really that old? >> that kid's 45. >> jimmy: interesting. interesting young man. >> okay, i wanna do it. >> jimmy: okay, go for it, bud. whenever you're ready. let's see you what you got. ♪ >> it's a great song. "blabbering tiktok baby." >> jimmy: all right, you're gonna do "blabbering tiktok baby." >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't know what this is. >> i don't either. >> jimmy: you're gonna do it to this camera over here. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: camera one. >> okay. >> jimmy: whenever it sounds, start going for it. >> okay. [ baby babbling ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: dude, you did it perfectly. >> was that accurate? >> jimmy: i don't -- i've never heard that. fantastic. >> i've never heard that either. [ imitating babytalk ] >> i really like this game. >> jimmy: are these all little kids? yeah, i like this. all right, here we go. >> oh, more kids, please. ♪ >> oh. >> jimmy: oh, i know this. >> this is a beautiful song. >> jimmy: this is my jam. >> yeah, this is beautiful. >> jimmy: "informer" by snow. i remember this, all right. this is to three? >> i can't wait for it. i can't wait for this beautiful rendition. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. ♪ informer ya' no say daddy me snow me i go blame a licky boom boom down ♪ ♪ 'tective man a say say daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane a licky boom boom down ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ informer ya' no say daddy me snow me i go blame a licky boom boom down ♪ ♪ 'tective man a say say daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane a licky boom boom down so ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] ♪ >> ohh. >> jimmy: why? oh, it's the best.

>> oh. >> jimmy: little jams. >> "licky boom boom now." >> jimmy: "licky boom boom down. a licky boom boom down. >> is that what he's saying? "a licky boom boom down"? >> jimmy: "a licky boom boom down." i don't know what he's saying. >> well, that's what you have to say if you're an informer. you gotta licky boom boom down. >> jimmy: snow, he's the -- [ laughter ] "lick a boom boom down." okay. here you go, go for it. >> shall i do it? >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ >> "look at me now" -- [ audience ohs ] by busta rhymes. oh, i'm sorry, okay-mm. >> jimmy: mm-kmm. >> mm-kmm, lemme give it a a shot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "oh-kmm." all right, here we go, whenever it starts. camera one. >> okay. ♪ every time i come a -- gotta set it then i gotta go ♪ ♪ and then i gotta get it then i gotta blow and then i gotta shudder ♪ ♪ any little thing a -- think that he be doing 'cause it doesn't matter 'cause i'm gonna da-da-da ♪ ♪ then i'm gonna murder every thing and anything a badaboom a badabing ♪ ♪ i gotta do a lot of things to make it clearer to a couple -- ♪ ♪ that i always win and then i gotta get it again and again and then again ♪ [ gasp ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i -- i don't know that one.

i don't know that one. [ incoherent singing ] >> i know what it sounds like. it sounds like "supersonic." >> jimmy: "supersonic," j.j. fad. >> "supersonic." oh, my god. that was hard. [ incoherent singing ] >> that was a little too hard. >> jimmy: yeah, it was fantastic. okay, well this last one, we're gonna be -- it's gonna be two voices, and we're gonna lip-sync it together. so here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: you wanna press the button? >> i'll press it for both of us. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ >> "mockingbird" by carly simon and james taylor. >> jimmy: i know this. >> jimmy: okay. i mean, i've heard it, but i don't -- >> jimmy: know it? oh, i know it. >> all right. >> jimmy: okay. >> at least one of us knows it. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. all right, one over there. >> 'kay. ♪ mock -- yeah -- ing yeah ♪ ♪ bird yeah yeah yeah♪ ♪ mockingbird now everybody have you heard he's gonna buy me a mockingbird ♪ ♪ mockingbird and if that mockingbird won't sing

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a multiplatinum grammy-winning member of the legendary rock band, the who. [ cheers and applause ] his hit musical "the who's tommy" is making its big return to broadway, and is playing now at the nederlander theatre. please welcome, pete townshend! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pete townshend, the man, come on. you are one of my favorites. i just love you so much. >> and you're one of mine. >> jimmy: i am? yeah? >> i watch your silly show all the time. >> jimmy: thank you, i

appreciate that. i wanna say the first time i met you was at the concert for new york that we did after 9/11. >> that's right. >> jimmy: here at the garden and you destroyed. you guys were fantastic. you were -- i mean the who came out and everyone was like, "yes, we needed that." and at the end of the concert, it was a big thing, everyone came back out on stage, you know, to say good-bye to everybody. and i was waiting to go on stage, and no one was walking out with me, and there was an actor that, i won't say his name, but i was hoping to walk out with him because he's cool and i was like -- "let's walk out together and he was like, "no." [ laughter ] i'm looking around like, "no, is someone cool to walk out with." and i understand, i wasn't famous at the time, or anything like that, so i understand. so he just kind of walked out with someone else, he walked out with some -- i was like, "i'll just walk out by myself." and you happened to turn the corner and go, "let's go, kid. let's go, man." [ audience aws ] and i'm go, "oh, my god, i'm walking out with --

pete townshend." [ cheers and applause ] i will never ever -- i will never ever forget that. that was the raddest thing. i tell that story all the time. i love you so much. >> and i think you still need help. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want -- before we get into "tommy" which is on broadway at the nederlander theatre, i want to talk about you starting the band, with the who, with roger daltrey. when did it start? he invited you to be in the band. is that the way it works? >> he challenged me to be in the band, yeah. >> jimmy: he did. he challenged you. >> yeah, he was -- he was a a short kid. he's still short, of course, but he was a short kid, and he claimed that he had been bullied a lot at school. and so his system for dealing with bullying was to become a a fighter, and he was a really good fighter in the playground. >> jimmy: he's a tough kid yeah. >> and became a tough kid, and i was pretty scared of him.

he threatened my once with a a belt. i said something cheesy about him, and he didn't hit me but he threatened me. anyway, one day -- so i was kind of wary of him. and he left the year before i did. i was 16, i think. 15 or 16, and i was standing with a form teacher who is a a guy i really admired. in the corridor talking about a a course i wanted to take which was for draftsmanship drawing, you know, for heavy metal drawing. and he -- he walked in, roger walked in, you know, with his handmade -- he had a guitar that he made himself. he interrupted the teacher, and the teacher looked down at him and said, "mr. daltrey, welcome back." you know, because he was pretty famous and roger said, "i just want to ask this bloke a a question." and he said, "do you play guitar?" i said, "yeah, i do." he said, "i hear you're not bad." and i said, "no, i think i'm okay." he said, "my house, 7:00 tonight."

i didn't know the address or anything. [ laughter ] anyway, so i went and i got hired. you know, since then, i feel like i've had the necessary protection. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's there. he always got your back. he will get your back. >> yeah. that's actually a the line from "tommy." i've had the necessary protection. the only person i had to be really wary of is, of course, him. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, but he's got your back. and how did you come with -- come up with "tommy" that he's a pinball wizard. that he played pinball. >> that was a strange story. i had a -- in the original story, tommy was a rock star. he was somebody that his fans had turned into a kind of guru, and he has this rise and fall. he's deaf, dumb, and blind after seeing in the same way that he is in the current story. he witnesses his father's murdering his mother's lover when he comes back from the

war. and he grows up and starts to play music. that was the original story. he starts to pick up instruments and starts to play music. anyway, it was a brilliant -- i thought a brilliant story, and i had this friend of mine called nick cohen who was the first pop writer for "the observer" newspaper -- very serious newspaper. we knew that if we could get a a good review in "the observer," we would do well. so i said to nick cohen, will you come to the studio and listen to "tommy." complete piece, and he comes. and the background of nick cohen was that he was writing a book at the time about a pinball champion who was a 15-year-old girl called arfur. but the interesting thing was, i knew this kid. because i was a pinball freak. i lived in soho at an old editing studio in middle of london. and there were pinball places everywhere. and i used to play all the time.

and i was really good, but there was this kid that i could never beat. and it turned out to be this kid arfur. anyway, so -- >> jimmy: wow. >> nick was writing this book, i knew this. he comes in, and i said, "what do you think of the record?" he goes, "oh, it's pretentious." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you go, "not what i was looking for." >> you know, the rock star is a a guru. this is not going to go down well. people are going to think you're preaching, and i am scrabbling thinking, "what do i do? what do i do?" and i said, "what about --" i'm thinking on my feet. "what about if he's not a rock star --" and all the time, i'm thinking, "i haven't got the song yet." i haven't written the song. what about if he's a pinball champion, and nick cohen goes, "hmm, hmm, tommy the pinball champion. deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball." giving me the lines for the song. he says, "five stars and an extra ball."

>> jimmy: extra ball. [ cheers and applause ] >> i went back -- i went back home that night, and i had a a studio in my home at that time, and i wrote the song. flew it in sideways, got him back to listen to it. and he gave us a five-star review in "the observer," which was really important. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he pushed you to do it. this production is giant. it's a giant production, you have 30 actors in the company. >> it's a great show, it's really -- >> jimmy: ali louis bourzgui plays tommy. fantastic, by the way. wait to you see what he does -- >> he's a great tommy. probably the best we've had partly, because of his youth and energy. his family are moroccan, i think, but they live here. and he's a great actor. and he's done lots of serious work as well. but he's fantastic in this role. i wanted to come, and see you on the show, and thank you so

much for having us, to introduce ali, really. because i think he's the pivot of the show. the show is called "tommy," ali plays that role. and you'll see, he's spectacular. >> jimmy: is it -- [ cheers and applause ] i know you're -- i know that you're not in the show. obviously, you can't be in the show on broadway. >> no, and i really don't want to -- you know, do any performing of any sort tonight. i don't want to be -- i don't want us to pretend that you've got a guitar behind here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: got to get -- i just happen to have -- >> that would be so cheesy. [ cheers and applause ] cheesy. >> jimmy: look out -- a guitar! would you -- would you -- get the windmill going. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no. my gosh, my life just flashed before my eyes. that's how i die. pete townshend breaks a guitar over my head.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: making their television debut, performing a a medley of songs from "the who's tommy," please welcome, pete townshend, ali louis bourzgui, and the broadway cast! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ ♪ ever since i was a young boy i played the silver ball from soho down to brighton ♪ ♪ i must have played them all ♪ ♪ but i ain't seen nothin' like him in any amusement hall ♪ ♪ that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ he stands like a statue becomes part of the machine feeling all the bumpers ♪ ♪ always playing clean he plays by intuition the digit counters fall ♪ ♪ that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ he's a pinball wizard there has to be a twist a pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist ♪ ♪ how do you think he does it i don't know what makes him so good ♪ ♪ ♪ see me feel me touch me heal me ♪ ♪ see me feel me touch me heal me ♪ ♪ ♪ listenin' to you

i get the music gazing at you ♪ ♪ i get the heat following you i climb the mountain ♪ ♪ i get excitement at your feet right behind you i see the millions on you ♪ ♪ i see the glory from you i get opinions from you i get the story ♪ ♪ ♪ listening to you i get the music gazing at you i get the heat ♪

♪ following you i climb the mountain i get excitement at your feet ♪ ♪ right behind you i see the millions on you i see the glory from you i get opinions from you ♪ ♪ i get the story ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: come on, now! come on, buddy. look at that. "the who's tommy." go see it on broadway at the nederlander theatre. [ cheers and applause ] for tickets, go to tommythemusical.com. we'll be right back, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: my thanks to maya rudolph, pete townshend, the cast of "the who's tommy!" [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- seth and kristen stewart go day drinking, cecily strong, actor nicholas galitzine