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find tuning an olympic tradition organizers held a test run of the olympic torch relay near paris. this is meant to practice security and rehearse communication between the participants. torch relay will pass through 64 towns and cities across
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france stopping at the monuments before the torch travels to parents and someone amongst us has run with the torch before. who could it be? >> i have three times. >> >> jimmy: everything hooked up >> we're ready [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: okay you know what to do, shakira [ cheers and applause ♪ oh baby when you talk like tha you make a woman go mad ♪ ♪ so be wise and keep o reading the sign of my body ♪ >> it checks out they're telling the truth.
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>> jimmy: hips don't lie >> told ya [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - shakira, dakota fanning mo gilligan, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1947 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it is so great to see you guys welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for watching there's a buzz around the office today. shakira is here tonight! [ cheers and applause shakira is here. also, by the way, the powerball and mega millions jackpots are at a combined $1.9 billion [ cheers and applause it's tonight hope you win, i hope you win playing -- playing the lottery is very fun, though. it's days of buildup, and then it's over in a few seconds anyway, trump's stormy daniels trial is in the news, and it just made me think - [ cheers and applause yeah, it was a busy day for trump. he was in new york today where he had two different court cases happening at the same time i actually ate lunch at buffalo wild wings just so i could watch all of trump's cases on multiple tvs. [ cheers and applause but trump actually caught a
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break today when an appeals court gave him an extra 10 days to post the bond in his civil fraud trial, and cut the amount from $464 million to $175 million [ boos ] it's the first time someone's ever heard, "good news, you only owe $175 million." [ laughter ] having 10 days to come up with 175 million doesn't sound like good news, it sounds like the plot to a jason statham movie. [ light laughter ] "someone get me a car and a book of matches 'kay, let's go." that's right, trump was given an extra 10 days to pay his bond to new york, and the total was reduced to $175 million. but if he still can't pay it, the state can seize his assets, including buildings, golf courses, and even his plane. yeah [ audience oohs take a look at some of those assets now first up, trump's plane. i mean, the upside, it's a custom private jet with luxury interior the downside, it's a boeing. [ laughter ] so, you know >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: you gotta -- >> steve: you've got to weigh it out. >> jimmy: next up, it's
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trump tower. up -- upside, located in midtown manhattan. downside, melania locked herself in her panic room and won't come out. [ laughter ] we've got to get her out of there. after that, it's mar-a-lago. upside, historic seaside property downside, can't use toilet because it's clogged full of classified documents [ laughter and applause "flush it. then there's trump national golf club in new jersey the upside, upscale club an hour outside of new york city downside, your caddy is rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] you go, "oh, nevermind." and finally, it's the trump international hotel in new york. the upside, it's a high-end hotel overlooking central park downside, the continental breakfast is just a pile of half-eaten mcmuffins [ cheers and applause still good still tasty. meanwhile, the judge in trump's stormy daniels hush money case rejected his effort to dismiss the trial, and set a start date
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of april 15th. the judge picked april 15th 'cause it's tax day and he knew trump wouldn't be busy [ laughter and applause he's available [ cheers and applause did you hear about this? did you hear about this? about trump yesterday he posted online about winning his own golf tournament. [ light laughter ] after winning, he was honored to received a congratulatory phone call from himself. [ laughter ] "way to go, me." "thank you, me." [ light laughter ] some news from overseas -- ireland is set to have its youngest ever prime minister yep, he's just 37-years-old. meanwhile, in the u.s., all we want is a candidate who can cut his own meat [ laughter ] we're not asking for much. [ cheers and applause we're not asking for that much some business news, amid the ongoing safety investigations, boeing announced that its ceo is stepping down. well, don't let the blown-out door hit you on the way out, you
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know [ laughter ] get this -- some travelers are actually changing their flights to avoid being on boeing airplanes. it's bad, when parents airplane food into their kids mouths, they're like, "stop freaking out. it's just broccoli." [ laughter ] "here it comes." that's right, the ceo of boeing is stepping down as the company deals with ongoing safety problems for more on that, we're joined by boeing's chief communications officer, dave nardoon. dave, are you -- [ cheers and applause >> yeah, thanks for having me, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, dave, what's the mood over at boeing? it seems like you guys are having a really rough year [ sobbing [ laughter ] >> well, why does everybody have to be so mean about it you know how hard it is to actually build a plane they're big. they have lots of seats and bolts and barf bags. it's terrible. >> jimmy: i -- i just think that people want your planes to be safe i mean, a door blew off one of them >> oh, come on it's just one door use the other one!
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: it seems like your hand is being -- is invisible. your right hand, is it okay there, dave? >> what happened to it it's gone. it's keying out. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> it's keying out on the green screen >> jimmy: yeah, it did >> i'm green my right hand is green [ light laughter ] what do you want me to do? what do you want me to do? >> jimmy: i don't know >> go like that? keep it inside of that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it just doesn't feel like you're on a - >> in addition -- in addition to the -- the doors weren't the only things falling off [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but, dave -- but, dave, it came off in mid-air, is what i'm saying. >> listen, look, if you think you can do any better, all right, you go ahead and build a plane. seriously, go build a plane right now. i'll wait. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't say i was better at making planes than boeing >> all right then shut your pie hole. [ light laughter ] all right? >> jimmy: what >> or your pizza hole. i don't know what you eat. i'm not tracking what you're eating look, jimmy, making planes that
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don't fall apart has been scientifically proven to be impossible >> jimmy: that's not - [ light laughter ] that's not true. most planes don't fall apart >> okay, okay, okay, fine. look, i don't need all this. i don't need all this negative energy that you're putting on me, okay my therapist says that if somebody doesn't have anything nice to say, then they shouldn't say anything at all. >> jimmy: your therapist says that that's something that people's moms say to them when they're a kid. >> oh, yeah? well, burn, 'cause my mom is my therapist. bam! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> and she's gonna have a lot to say about all this, jimmy! >> jimmy: all right. you seem to have a lot of stuff going on, all right. dave nardoon, everybody. you have too much going on [ cheers and applause >> stop it stop it! stop clapping. stop clapping. i can hear the sarcasm in the clapping [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, thank you dave nardoon, everybody. [ cheers and applause and finally, i heard that west virginia approved a bill that allows people to distill up
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to five gallons of moonshine [ light laughter ] west virginia said it's a great way for meth dealers to diversify their portfolio. [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we've got a lot of stuff here, tonight. [ cheers and applause what a show we have for you tonight. she is a pop music icon and -- [ cheers and applause yeah -- the best selling latin female artist of all time [ cheers and applause her latest album, "las mujeres ya no lloran" is out now shakira is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause we're going to talk to shakira, and then she's performing later in the show. it is a crusher performance.
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i have so many things i want to talk to you about tonight. i have a lot of -- a lot of things, a lot of, like, cards and bits first off, there's an all new "password" on tomorrow night, 10:00, nbc [ cheers and applause me and keke palmer, that's tomorrow night on nbc. it's me -- me versus jimmy kimmel >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs the battle of jimmys >> jimmy: "i'm just -- well i'm just saying." >> steve: "well, all i'm saying is me and jimmy. >> jimmy: it's really fun. it's a great episode so check it out tomorrow at 10:00. set your dvr, set your tivos, get your tivo set up [ laughter ] >> steve: tebow. >> jimmy: gey your -- yeah, get your - >> steve: the tim tebows >> jimmy: yeah, get -- call tim tebow, tell him to watch whatever you want to do. get your betamax, your vcrs, go for it
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[ light laughter ] i -- i got this nice thing delivered in the mail. this is very -- it's a cookie cake >> steve: oh [ audience oohs >> jimmy: "jimmy's the sweetest." [ audience aws ] and that was very nice, yeah and it's from meghan trainor, who i love [ audience oohs so, she sent me this, and so i was just going to tell you the story quick. so, i brought it home and my wife goes, "who sent you this cookie cake? and i go, "meghan trainor. she goes, "that's so nice. she goes, "do you mind if i give some to the kids?" and i was just thinking of my life, "what if i said no?" [ laughter ] "no, i -- i want the whole cookie cake for myself." and our two beautiful little angels don't get any of daddy's cookie cake. [ light laughter ] >> steve: mine >> jimmy: but, yeah, of course yeah, it's all for the kids, i don't care but meghan, the reason she sent this to me -- i have a very interesting story. so, she was going to send me a giant pop-tart you know what's up, right? yeah so, about three weeks ago or a month ago, i get a call from jerry seinfeld and he goes, "hey, jimmy, it's jerry.
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no, i'm just kidding [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, that's what he said >> jimmy: "how -- what are you doing? good, hello. and he goes, "hey, i just finished the -- my new movie, 'unfrosted.' i did --" he did this movie, it's on netflix. it's about the invention of the -- creation of the pop-tart. he directed, it's his directorial debut. it's really funny. comedy movie yeah, "unfrosted." this is all -- all i can show you, here. that's -- that's the name of the film [ scattered applause ] he goes, "it's really fun. and i go, "yeah, it's great. i did see it it's actually really fun he goes, "but there's still a way for jimmy fallon to be part of the -- to be part of the movie. there's a way for jimmy fallon to be in it! [ light laughter ] i go - >> steve: is that what he said >> jimmy: "yeah, that's how he said it. and i go, "what do you mean? he goes, "i -- i wrote a song. he goes, "i wrote a song for the movie, and mark ronson and andrew wyatt are producing the song, who, you know, did, just "i'm ken", they just did the barbie sound track mark ronson, super talented guy, i've known him forever, love him. so i go, "of course, i'm in. whatever send me the thing.
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sends me the lyrics, they're hilarious. it's called "sweet morning heat." [ light laughter ] "give me that sweet morning heat." [ light laughter ] every -- >> steve: oh >> jimmy: yeah, i know dude! it's about -- but, it's about pop-tart it's about pop-tarts so, i go, "i can do it." he goes, "is there anyone you want to do it with is there anyone you want to sing a duet with? i go, "i just had the best time with meghan trainor. she's like, a blast. ans she's so talented. [ scattered cheers ] i love her i go, "but i could maybe text her and see if she'd be into it." she's like, "i'm in. so, meghan trainor and i have a new song out, together >> steve: what [ cheers and applause "unfrosted." want to hear it? here is -- i don't even know if it's called "unfrosted" or "sweet morning heat." i think it's called "sweet morning heat." [ light laughter ] >> steve: "sweet morning heat. >> jimmy: "sweet morning heat," here it is ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ sorry, that's shakira -- that's shakira. i'm just kidding
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[ light laughter ] no, that's the new shakira jam that's what i'm talking about. [ scattered cheers ] but no, my song is this. here's me and meghan ready for this it's called -- so i start it off with, "please give me that sweet -- ready? ♪ please give m that sweet morning heat ♪ >> steve: oh ♪ every single da of the wee you've got all the love that i need ♪ ♪ give me that sweet mornin give me that sweet mornin' give me that sweet mornin' heat ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ hea i used to eat yo any time of the day ♪ ♪ but somehow it wasn't ever enough ♪ >> jimmy: anyway, it's super fun. i'm honored. [ cheers and applause jerry seinfeld is coming on the show this wednesday to talk about his movie, "unfrosted. be sure to watch for that and call your radio station and request "sweet morning heat. [ light laughter ]
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>> steve: or "unfrosted. >> jimmy: that's all i'm asking. >> steve: "sweet morning heat. >> questlove: he wrote that? >> jimmy: jerry seinfeld wrote that song. >> questlove: jerry jerome allen seinfeld wrote that >> jimmy: that is correct, jerry -- yes >> questlove: jerome - >> jimmy: jerome allen seinfeld wrote that song, yes and mark ronson and andrew wyatt produced it. >> questlove: damn >> jimmy: it's all comedy lyrics it's a pretty good jam, right? >> questlove: it's a jam >> jimmy: it's a jam it's a bop >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: it's a bop >> steve: it's a pop >> jimmy: guys, if -- if you know me, you know i'm always looking for a good book to read. and that is why i'm very excited to announce this tonight we're announcing the return of the fallon book club [ cheers and applause ♪ oh, i'm in a library amazing, i'm in a -- normally the way this works is we pick a handful of books and we vote to see who the winner is, and that's the book we read together but this time we're changing it up since march madness is happening, i thought it'd be fun to pick 16 new books >> steve: ooh. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: the sweet 16, all right? and then we're going to have a
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bracket faceoff and just see - for no reason, they're just going to battle each other out, and see what books are going to win. yeah, so we have 16 books. look at these books. zoom in on these titles here, these authors. these are giant books, yeah. so, this is the deal - [ cheers and applause we're gonna face off in a bracket-style tournament, okay so, then we can vote round by round until we narrow them down to the elite eight books i'm not saying this is the eight or this is the eight it could be this [ light laughter ] it could be -- >> steve: wait, what >> jimmy: yeah these could be the eight >> steve: what [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: until we get to the final four, then the terrific two - >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: until we're left with one winner, the fallon book club spring read. [ cheers and applause so, this is the bracket, right there with 16 books. we've all different genres -- mystery, young adult novels, we have debut authors, "new york times" best selling
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authors. it's a great mix of books. to see the bracket, go to fallonbookclub.com, okay or use this qr code here so just zap your -- zap your phone. >> steve: yeah, the phone, sure. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: use the phone zapping apparatus. >> steve: yeah, zap it, man. >> jimmy: then you can vote on the books you want to advance. voting is open for three days starting now, and you can vote up to ten times. so if you heard of this book, you think it's a great one that should go further, vote for it you can vote for it up to ten times. and then, on friday, we'll reveal which books have moved on the to elite eight make sure you follow our new official fallon book club instagram account and our show socials for the latest updates we'll be doing this all month until one book is crowned the winner, and that is the book we will all read together fun? [ cheers and applause let's do it. guys, stick around we'll be right back with shakira! [ cheers and applause come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: we actually found a video of cardi b saying how she felt when you asked her to be on your song. take a look at this. >> i was so happy.
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is a
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global music superstar and the best selling latin female artist of all time. her latest album, "las mujeres ya no lloran" is out now [ cheers and applause everyone please welcome shakira! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you're fantastic welcome back to the show they love you. we love you. oh, my gosh. the album came out on friday, by the way. congratulations on this. i want to share how well it's doing. [ cheers and applause in the first 24 hours it was released, the album became the most streamed album of 2024,
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already. [ cheers and applause yeah ♪ get ready -- no. it was certified seven times platinum, already. [ cheers and applause ♪ and it's been streamed 10 billion times globally. come on! [ cheers and applause ♪ i mean, this is what i'm talking about. >> i'm overwhelmed i really am. i have the best fans in the world, the best ones >> jimmy: they really are. [ cheers and applause >> they're just insanely amazing. they've been with me in the good times, in the bad times. they support me, all the time. i feel -- i feel accompanied - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- through each one of the processes that i have to go through in life, they're just -- >> jimmy: you keep delivering, though, you keep delivering. that's -- that's why we are fans of you 'cause you put out quality stuff every single time you do anything "las mujeres ya no lloran. >> perfecto. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: yeah [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: close?
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cry? >> yeah, i think so, i think so. we've done that for too long, you know >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. like, for too long, we've been sent to cry with a script in our hands and without an end just because we're women, we have to conceal our pain in front of our kids, in front of society. we have to heal in a certain way. and i don't think anyone is supposed to tell us how to heal. like, no one is supposed to tell a she-wolf how to lick her wounds, you know yeah, i think that now women decide when to cry, how to cry, and until when >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers ] >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: good for you >> yeah. no one is supposed to tell us how to - >> jimmy: good for you
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>> -- how to cope -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- with the hardship of life. >> jimmy: yeah and this has been seven years since the last album >> yep >> jimmy: right? and so you put out songs here and there that are awesome you came on our show and performed, thank you for that. but what made you feel like, oh, now you have a full album ready to go? >> uh, well, yeah, i've been putting out music here and there. but it was really hard for me to put together a body of work. i didn't have time it's the husband factor. [ laughter ] now i'm husbandless -- yeah, the husband was dragging me down. [ laughter and cheers now i'm free >> jimmy: yeah >> now i can actually work >> jimmy: yeah, now you can work again. oh, my gosh. you are so funny [ light laughter ] you are -- by the way, in addition to this cover, you also released three other covers to the album. i just want to show everyone these, just so y'all know. look at this one ooh. >> emerald this is emerald. >> jimmy: ooh. >> this is ruby. >> jimmy: wow. >> you can open it up. >> jimmy: even the vinyl too [ cheers and applause
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emerald and ruby ooh. >> sapphire. >> jimmy: sapphire >> and this is -- look, this one is pretty cool because it's clear. >> jimmy: it's a clear vinyl >> clear vinyl [ cheers ] it's cute, huh >> jimmy: and why -- why these -- why these gems? >> look at that. look at that >> jimmy: ooh! wow! >> i still got it. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> i still got it. >> jimmy: dude - [ laughter ] you still got -- absolutely. why did you pick these gems? any particular reason why you picked ruby and sapphire and diamond? >> diamond yeah, well, because you know, when i was creating each one of the 16 tracks in this -- in this album, i -- i was raw. i was dealing with a lot of stuff. and i was writing. i felt at times with a knife between my teeth, you know i was picking the pieces of myself from the floor. i was trying to rebuild myself and music was the glue
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but it felt like it was in a chemical process in which i was transforming pain and anger and frustration, into creativity and productivity and strength and resilience >> jimmy: it's so hard to do >> the resilience of the diamond, you know? so, that's why i picked the metaphor of the precious stones, because of the resilience that us women have today when we have to face adversity. >> jimmy: you have some other great guest stars in here. ozuna, you have karol g. >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on, we love karol g. [ cheers and applause >> yeah. ozuna, karol g, bizarrap -- we have him twice >> jimmy: bizarrap, i love him >> yeah! >> jimmy: so fun >> who doesn't bizarrap - >> jimmy: cardi b. >> cardi b, come on, cardi b [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how was -- how'd you end up working with cardi? >> rauw alejandro as well. so many wonderful collaborations on this album. with cardi, i met her in paris during fashion week. and i just thought, you know, i had this song, "punteria," which is the focus track of the album. and i thought she would be perfect for this, because i
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think this album needed a dose of someone like her. you know, she's, like, the symbol of female empowerment to me she -- she's so unapologetic she says what she thinks she doesn't ask for permission and this is an album that celebrates that kind of strength in women and so, i thought she was perfect for this album and for that song. and so, i reached out to her, and she said yes and she jumped on it - >> jimmy: 'course she said yes you're shakira, of course. [ laughter ] so cardi was excited to work with you we actually found a video of cardi b saying how she felt when you asked her to be on your song take a look at this. >> i was so happy. i was like, "i don't care if she wants me to meow, i'm doing it." [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: she wanted to meow >> love you, cardi i love you >> jimmy: you've got the new album, does this mean that you'll be going on tour? >> that's what i'd like. yeah, i mean, you know how it goes [ cheers and applause first -- first you present an album, and then you go on tour i can't say when >> jimmy: okay, no >> or where we'll start --
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>> jimmy: but maybe follow you on the socials, right? >> follow me on my socials, of course and follow me on my socials for what's going to happen tomorrow here in new york [ audience oohs there's something happening -- >> jimmy: something's happening. [ drum roll >> -- tomorrow - >> jimmy: tomorrow -- tomorrow in new york. >> -- in the city. >> jimmy: okay >> yes >> jimmy: okay >> i can't say much more >> jimmy: okay that's perfect >> i'll just -- i'll give you the details and the specifications on my instagram, on my socials. >> jimmy: all right, perfect all right, that's all. we'll take -- i'll take that i love that. [ cheers and applause congratulations on the new album. we always love it when you come by shakira, everybody her album "las mujeres ya no lloran" is out now [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with dakota fanning stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ]
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>> jimmy: i have a lot to get into here, but you recently celebrated a birthday. happy 30th >> 30! >> jimmy: you turned 30. [ cheers and applause ♪ wow, that's so fun >> so fun. >> jimmy: your -- your sister posted something on instagram that made me laugh it was a picture of you with all these "sesame street" characters [ audience aws ] >> toothless >> jimmy: it says "anyone who knows dakota knows she has dreamt of turning 30 since she was a teenager." [ laughter ] now, what -- what does that -- what does that mean? >> i've always rounded up my ages so, i -- and i - elle and i both have a super present, involved, amazing mom, the best mom in the entire world. >> jimmy: aww. >> but she -- if she doesn't hear from us, she will call 100 times. she will send hotel employees into the room. [ laughter ] she will drive over to my house at 3:00 in the morning and walk into my bedroom. i'm not kidding. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right >> like, i am not exaggerating
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>> jimmy: tell mom where you are! that's exactly right [ clapping ] [ light laughter ] >> so, i -- my response to her is always, "mom, i'm almost a 30-year-old woman. you cannot be walking in my bedroom at 3:00 in the morning because, you know, i could be doing anything in here, you know?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you're -- you were saying that since you were 18? >> i've been saying that for my entire 20s >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] yeah, you're like, "dude, i'm a 30-year-old woman. >> yeah. i'm always -- and now i'm like, "oh, god, well, i am a 30-year-old woman. so now, i have to -- i guess i say "i'm almost a 35-year-old woman" - [ laughter ] -- next time she does it, because me being 30 has no meaning to her she does not care. she will still do the same thing. >> jimmy: no, a mom is a mom is a mom is a mom, yeah look at this right here, you're celebrating with a golden cake looking gorgeous right there [ cheers and applause what was the birthday like >> it was so fun it was the -- one of the best nights of my life. having a party where you just assemble so many people that you love from all different aspects. it was at this restaurant in l.a. called la dolce vita. and i had sweatshirts made that said "la dakota vita."
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>> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> so, everyone was living la dakota vita for one night. it was incredible. it was so fun. >> jimmy: you and your sister, elle, both very talented actors, but you also started a production company together. >> yeah, we did. >> jimmy: that's amazing that's a dream come true >> thank you it is. it's so exciting [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: did you ever think that you would do that together, do -- make a company together? >> yes and no. of course we started as actors, and i think we both have this desire to develop our own projects, and be really a part of things from the ground up and we're super close. so, i can't -- i would never do it with anyone else. >> it has to be her. >> jimmy: we actually came across a home video that shows a little of the dynamic -- >> oh, no. >> jimmy: -- between the fanning sisters growing up this was on halloween. do you know what i'm going to show >> i think i do. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, let's see if you remember this >> elle, that's my stuff >> but i have to - >> no, i have to -- i have to do
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my eyebrows. >> what is this? >> it's for your eyebrows and you're not allowed to do it. go get your wig back on! [ laughter ] go get mom to do it, she'll do it >> i did it. >> jimmy: oh, no that's heartbreaking [ applause ] >> it's so sad >> jimmy: that's heartbreaking >> it's so sad i, like -- i actually, like, remember that moment but i don't remember being that bossy, and that mean, and like - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you thought -- you're like, "i'm the nicest sister ever." >> you must experience that with your kids. >> jimmy: oh, yeah i mean, yeah >> i'm not -- i wasn't horrible all the time >> jimmy: no, yeah -- you're -- no that's the cutest. are you kidding me come on. >> she loves me. >> jimmy: yeah, she loves you. yeah let's talk about your new netflix series, "ripley. by the way, this is gorgeous >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it is beautifully shot it's based on a popular novel, obviously, "the talented mr. ripley." and you -- can you set up what it's about and tell us who you play >> yeah, sure. well, it's based on "the talented mr. ripley," by patricia highsmith, as you said. and it's about that character,
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tom ripley, who, you know, is sent to italy to bring back dickie greenleaf and i play marge sherwwood, dickie's girlfriend. and a very different story starts taking place once he arrives. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah honestly, wait till you see how gorgeous this is i want to show a clip. here's dakota fanning in "ripley. take a look. >> have you decided what you want to see next? >> excuse me >> in italy. >> no. i haven't. >> there's a lot to it >> i'm sure there is but i think i'm going to stay here for a little while. >> you know, if you're gonna be here longer, tom, you should stay at my place i mean, why spend money at the miramare when i have extra rooms, even if it is just my father's money >> oh, uh -- i'd like -- i'd like that very much >> great >> thank you
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>> jimmy: dakota fanning, everybody. [ cheers and applause "ripley" begins streaming on netflix april 4th. mo gilligan joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with allstate. not one based on paul. you don't want to ride with paul. or sarah, not today anyway. and you don't want a rate based on ben, he's got some important business to take care of. why would you pay a rate based on anyone else? with allstate, you're connected to a rate based on you. (tony hawk) skating for over 45 years has taken a toll on my body. with allstate, yoi take qunol turmericate because it helps with healthy joints and inflammation support. why qunol? it has superior absorption compared to regular turmeric.
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it's a quick and easy way to get my floors clean. wetjet absorbs and locks grime deep inside. look at that! swiffer wetjet. ♪ “don't let go” ♪ by terrace martin, mr talkbox, pj morton ♪ don't let me go ♪ ♪ no ♪ ♪ don't let me go ♪ ♪ no ♪ ♪ don't let me go ♪ ♪ no, no, no don't let me go ♪ ♪ don't let me go ♪ ♪ no don't you ever let me go ♪ ♪ don't you ever let me go ♪ ♪ don't you ever let me go ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a very funny comedian. tickets for his "in the moment" world tour are available now at mogilligan.com please welcome mo gilligan
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's it, mo. come on, bud welcome, welcome >> wow that's the best introduction i've ever had in my life that was amazing >> jimmy: that's not true. >> that felt like my wedding day. [ laughter ] thank you so much. >> jimmy: mo, it's so good to see you. you know i'm a big fan of yours. i wanted to ask about this because in england, in the u.k. times, they printed this headline with your photo and this is, seriously, it says "the funniest man in britain." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i mean -- i mean, come on. when you first saw this, how does it make you feel? >> you know what's mad -- you know what's really mad about this is this was like my first ever big interview i've done, which was with them, with a huge
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online paper massive newspaper. and it was like "funniest man in britain. and it came out and i was like, this is amazing for promo. but then, i read the small print. and in the small print, it says, "that still lives with his mum." [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah this is the bit here so - [ laughter ] yeah >> jimmy: you can't just say "the funniest man in britain." it's "the funniest man in britain, who still lives with his mom. yeah [ laughter and applause >> it was a different time >> jimmy: that takes the pressure back down yeah >> you know what's mad, though, looking at that? can i just show you -- everything has changed though now. you know people say that success changes you. i've cut the hair, now i've got new teeth, as you guys can see. [ laughter ] yeah, man. >> jimmy: you got new teeth? >> yeah, i had to get new teeth. i smile for no reason now, jimmy. it doesn't matter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're just happy. >> yeah, someone's like, "oh, my god, i lost my job." i'm like, "i'm sad to hear that." [ laughter ] dude, you're in a giant world tour, "in the moment" world tour right now. >> come on, thank you so much. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause >> yeah, yeah. thank you.
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>> jimmy: have you found any differences between being -- british and american audiences >> do you know what i found? because this is my first time really, like, discovering different states 'cause i go to l.a. a lot. like, we met in l.a., for example. >> jimmy: yeah >> you know. and, like, l.a.'s very cool. it's a bit of a pub where everyone's like, "hey, man what's up, mo? yeah, you know, comedy like, i know judd apatow can get you in the movie, bro. [ laughter ] but everyone's very -- everyone's very cool you go to atlanta, you know, georgia. everyone again is very cool, but it's a different vibe. and then you get to like new york and i love new york. it's one of my favorite cities [ cheers and applause yeah aw, thank you so much, man but i've got to be honest. new yorkers are respectful and disrespectful in the same sentence [ laughter ] i don't think you realize. i met someone at times square and it was like, "oh, my god, mo, how you doing? and i was like, "oh, yeah, good, man. and they was like, "can i get a picture? i was like, "of course, do a picture. you know, i'm trying to do this picture, trying to get the angles right this guy was like, "hey, my man. my man respectfully, i don't know you i know you're doing selfies, but you've got to move out the way dead ass you gotta move." [ laughter ]
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"like, i know you famous, but dead ass, you got to move. >> and i was like -- >> jimmy: respectfully >> is he being nice or is he not? so, yeah, man. but i think what i love about coming to the states is people don't expect this accent to come out of this body, jimmy. [ laughter i swear to you i remember being in l.a. for the first time, right. i went to engelwood because i really wanted some jamaican food you had some jamaican food >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah? so, i went to get some jamaican food i went to englewood, place called country style i'm in there i'm in the queue and this is the thing, if you ever go to a caribbean takeaway, you know the food is good when the service is bad that is when - [ laughter ] no, no that is true if you -- guys, am i lying am i lying, guys [ laughter ] am i lying when the -- listen, when the service is bad - mm, mm, mm, mm [ laughter ] so, i walk in there, you know. and the woman's like, what ya want boy so, i was like, "oh. let me get a jerk chicken, rice and peas, and a dumpling." you know, there's one guy behind me he's like, "hey, my man. my man, where you from?" [ light laughter ] so, immediately i realize i'm in the hood i'm thinking, "ah, this could be
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a situation. i said, you know, "oh, i'm from london." he's like, "you're from london?" i said yeah. he's like, "you're from london london?" [ light laughter ] and i said, "yeah, man." he goes, "okay yeah, that's cool, man yeah, yeah, yeah man, i love y'all harry potter dudes, man, yeah yeah." [ laughter and applause that's right >> jimmy: harry potter dudes >> and i'm sitting there like, "is this a compliment or is this a dis? i just went with it. i was like, "come on, man. gryffindor, you know what's going on in there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mo gilligan, everybody. [ cheers and applause go see this dude mogilligan.com. for tickets. we'll be right back with a performance from shakira stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ maximizers. this is the science of active recovery. revolutionary
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "punteria"
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from her new album "las mujeres ya no lloran," once again, shakira! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ o
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♪ o oh oh ohh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ o ohh ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: shakira, once again! [ cheers and applause the new album's out right now. we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to shakira, dakota fanning, mo gilligan, drew barrymore, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight everybody. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪

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