women front and center in san francisco today. mayor breed personally thanked and honored five women at a special ceremony this morning put on by the department of status of women to recognize local ladies for their contributions to the city. the mayor says these individuals have gone above and beyond to fearlessly fight for progress and equality. honorees recognized today were claudine chang, film commissioner, hala hijazi, jaynry mak, mattie scott, founder and executive director of the healing for our families and roselyn swig board of directors for the swig company, big congratulations and thank you. >> job well done. jeff, you have the last word heading into wednesday. >> started off dry, a little patchy fog, mix of sun and high clouds in the afternoon. clouds increase thursday, then

rain chances friday, saturday and sunday. overall totals in the three days a quarter to about 1 1/4 inches. i think saturday would offer the most rain. thanks for joining us. we hope to see you back her [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - tracy morgan leslie bibb, chef jose andres musical guest, adrianne lenker. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1943 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. that's a hot crowd that is a hot crowd tonight. thank you very much. enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home well, guys, today is the first day of spring. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: and you could tell it's the first day of spring because boeing just replaced all their faulty doors with faulty screen doors. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i thought that was nice you could -- you could tell it's the first day of spring 'cause, according to the royal family, kate middleton just came out of hibernation. [ laughter ] so, it's great it really feels good but it's fun breaking out the spring wardrobe. in fact, today former president trump went through his windbreakers hoping to find $464 million in one of the pockets, like --

[ laughter ] "there's a certs, there's a pencil, there's a tissue." [ laughter ] you guys see this, if trump doesn't find a way to pay his $464 million civil fraud verdict by next week, the new york attorney general could start seizing his properties [ cheers and applause yeah, trump's pretty desperate for money. he's this close to starting a gofraudme. [ laughter ] and -- this close ♪ he might do it >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: don't be shocked in a couple of months if you walk by trump tower and it's a 58-story spirit halloween. you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] this is gonna be a crazy year for trump. there's a chance he could lose his properties or go to jail or if you play by my rules, you can land on free parking and get baltic and mediterranean [ laughter ] yeah, trump seems pretty worried about coming up with the money. today, he said he could be forced to hold a fire sale of his properties and at this point, trump's running for the white house

'cause he literally needs a house. [ laughter ] that's right, trump's lawyer said that he's asked 30 different insurance companies to help him cover the $464 million, but they all said no and check out how they did it. for instance, when trump asked nationwide for help, they said - ♪ hell no dud you're on your own ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's -- i mean, come on, that's -- [ applause ] when trump asked liberty for help, they said -- ♪ bankruptcy bankruptcy bankruptcy bankruptcy ♪ [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: and finally -- finally, trump asked farmers and they said -- ♪ we aren't suckers bum ba dum bum bum [ bleep ] no ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there you go that's very interesting i don't know why - ♪ >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's right, trump can't secure the $464 million bond in his new york fraud case and speaking of bonds, it's being rumored that the role of james bond is being offered to british actor aaron taylor-johnson yeah [ audience oohs two bonds in the news today.

it's a little confusing. [ light laughter ] here, let me break it down [ rhythmic ticking ] ♪ play bond can't pay bond [ laughter ] play bon can't pay bond ♪ ♪ might pla can't pa u.k. toupee ♪ ♪ play bond can't pay bond dr. no skyfall ♪ ♪ always saying build the wall ♪ thunderball goldeney diet coke large fry ♪ ♪ code name 007 has to fil chapter 11 ♪ ♪ goldfinge gold toile might collec unemployment ♪ ♪ casino royale playing poke casino bankrup never broker ♪ ♪ dry martini likes it shake classified documents in the basement ♪ ♪ spy guy running stunt bond bond yell it's a witch hunt ♪ ♪ spy guy spy lie own the go bond bond bond from russia with love ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ i hope that helps.

guys, i heard that trump is expected to hire paul manafort, the former campaign manger he pardoned in 2020 for fraud and tax evasion, as a campaign adviser. [ light laughter ] they hope that hiring someone who has been convicted of fraud will make trump seem less fraudy by comparison [ laughter ] i think it's actually a good idea trump needs an adviser like paul manafort to tell him not to hire guys like paul manafort. [ laughter ] and get this, today at a a mexican restaurant in phoenix, president biden announced a new program to teach latino voters -- sorry, to reach -- let me do it one more time and get this, today, at a mexican restaurant in phoenix, president biden announced a new program to reach latino voters, called "latinos con biden-harris. yeah, at a mexican restaurant. a little on the nose, yeah [ laughter ] that's liking announcing your program to win over white suburban women at a buble concert. you know [ laughter and applause but biden did his best to win over the crowd although, it got awkward when he started shaking his pill bottles like they were maracas [ laughter ] ♪

some more political news, senator bernie sanders just announced that he's launching a podcast. [ cheers and applause even more surprising, it's a a sleepcast. [ laughter ] "relax your body and let the tranquility flow through you." [ laughter ] i'm excited to hear bernie say, "down with capitalism. and now i'd like to thank our sponsor, tommy john underwear. i wear -- the only underwear -- i'm not just saying that they're the only underwear i like the only ones that are comfortable. [ laughter and applause guys, real quick, i just want to say welcome back to our announcer, our good friend, steve higgins, right there, back from vacation [ cheers and applause good to see you, buddy did you -- did you have a good time >> steve: oh, yeah it was great thank you. >> jimmy: yeah did you get the little gift i left in the luggage? >> steve: the what >> jimmy: we all chipped in and we put an airtag in your bag >> steve: aw >> jimmy: so, i -- we know exactly where you went like, the other day you were in davis, california. what were you doing out there. >> steve: nothing much, just showing myself around the town

>> davis police are looking for a man who may be connected to several indecent exposure and peeping incidents. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then i know that you were in kentucky over in laurel county. what were you doing there. >> steve: in laurel county noth -- just drove around. >> a laurel county man was arrested last night after police say he stole a school bus while drunk. and they say he later admitted to drinking fireball whiskey and stealing the bus [ cheers ] >> jimmy: then, i saw that you took a flight into fort lauderdale. how -- how was that trip >> steve: oh, that was easy 'cause i packed light. >> a startling sight for travelers at fort lauderdale hollywood international airport, where a naked man was seen strolling through a a terminal [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then, it looks like you were in miami. that seemed fun. how was that >> steve: it was nice. i helped a friend move >> a u-haul driver in miami hit a septic tank while driving under a tunnel [ laughter and awws >> jimmy: you helped your friend move. >> steve: well, i was his number two, so [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: steve higgins, everybody. that's steve higgins, right there.

thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause glad to have you back. [ applause ] well, switching gears, people are talking about this yet another photo from the royal family was just found to have been digitally enhanced it's nice to know that even the royal family has trouble getting a photo where everyone in the family looks okay it's like, "can everyone just make a normal face can you just make a normal face like you're happy, you're on vacation come on. some entertainment news. as i mentioned, aaron taylor-johnson has been formally offered the role of james bond everyone is excited. james bond is the world's most popular spy, not counting tiktok [ laughter ] compared to daniel craig, he'll be a much younger james bond he orders his kombucha shaken, not stirred. [ laughter ] well, some tv news, last night was "the women tell all" episode of "the bachelor." and there's a pretty intense argument between maria and jess now, the show can get pretty emotional. so, i thought we could help. here's that moment revoiced with the least emotional person we know, siri. this is "let's get siri-ous.

>> so, every time i would speak up, she would tell me to shut up zip it like shush me. >> no. i never told you no, i'm sorry. >> yes, you did. >> that never happened >> did anyone else hear her say -- >> that never happened >> no. we are not going to bring this again to "the women tell all" with you telling me i'm say things when i don't. >> you 100% did though >> i told you to shut up >> oh, here i go again it's like i'm having deja vu >> oh, my gosh >> can i just say something? in spain, you had extra time with him, and i was so supportive the same night, i was a biatch it's like there's nothing i can do for you women >> she's not taking accountability for any of that >> you called me a biatch. what are you talking about >> i never called anyone a a biatch >> jimmy: there you go [ cheers and applause there you have it. well done. [ applause ] and finally, a new study found that listening to ariana grande, bts, and harry styles in your car can make you a better driver [ audience oohs and by that standard, the world's best driver has got to be james corden. [ laughter ] we got a great show, everyone.

give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. he is a very, very funny comedian gosh, one of my all-time favorites. and a great friend too he's performing at the "garden of laughs" comedy benefit march 27th at the theater at madison square garden. you can also see him on his stand-up tour, tracy morgan is here tonight >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: one of the best. she stars in the new series, "palm royale," which premieres on apple tv+ tomorrow. leslie bibb is joining us. [ cheers and applause that looks good, too kristen wiig is in it. yeah, it looks really good his new cookbook, "zaytinya," is available now and he has a new prime video special, "dinner party diaries with jose andres," which premiered today. chef jose andres is here

tonight! [ cheers and applause he's the best. and we got great music from adrianne lenker, everybody come on! >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: fun show also, i want to give a quick shoutout to the 2024 summer olympics in paris. i'm going to be co-hosting the closing ceremonies with mike tirico. [ cheers and applause i'm so excited it's going to be great paris, i can't wait to see you >> questlove: jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yo >> questlove: i didn't know we were doing shoutouts can i do one >> jimmy: sure, quest, go ahead. >> questlove: let me get some shoutout music ♪ yeah hey, what's up it's your man quest-o. and i want to shoutout books more specifically my eighth book, "hip-hop is history. [ cheers ] so, basically, it's like - hey, thank you the thoughts in my head become words, and then those words become sentences, and then chapters and then next thing you know, it's like bam! book i love it. coming in time for summer reading.

[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, that's great summer reading, that's a great shoutout, quest. good man >> yo, yo. i got a shoutout, jimmy. >> jimmy: sure, kamal. go ahead >> yo, shoutout to raw almonds you naked little nut nuggets [ laughter ] you got no salt, no skin, and pretty much no flavor, which is why i like you plus, you sound like one word. rawlmond, rawlmond c'mon, everybody, say it >> together: rawlmond. rawlmond rawlmond >> jimmy: yeah >> see, jimmy. everybody loves rawlmond >> jimmy: oh, yeah, everybody loves rawlmond yeah, i get it great. thank you, kamal that was good. that was good. [ cheers and applause >> hey, jimmy. hey, jimmy i got a shoutout >> jimmy: sure go -- go for it. >> i want to give a shoutout to target i came to target to get some toothpaste and some gum. cut to, i'm leaving with a new set of bed sheets, and an air fryer, and a garden hose, and a fishing pole, and two skateboards, and 30 pounds of cheese puffs.] and a new appreciation for life [ laughter ]

and now, i'm enjoying a frappuccino in a starbucks uhh, whaaat? [ laughter ] you guys are like business turduckens, and i'm here for it [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, i like that. business turduckens. thank you, sir >> hey, i got one, jimmy >> jimmy: okay, mark, go for it, bud. >> shoutout to songs that sound way scarier when they're sung by little kids like that song, "happy," by pharrell not that scary, right? well, check this out ♪ clap along if you fee like a room without a roof ♪ ♪ clap along if you fee like happiness is the truth ♪ >> jimmy: okay, stop, stop, stop that is -- that is creepy. stop please stop singing. >> let us do one, jimmy. let us do one. >> jimmy: okay guys. we have time for one more. go ahead >> shoutout to finishing - >> each -- >> other's - >> sentences >> it's. >> the >> most. >> fun >> anyone. >> can >> have. >> since >> the >> invention >> of. >> sliced. >> ham >> dude, what the hell >> i thought you loved sliced ham. >> i do, but i told you that in confidence >> jimmy: all right, all right, look, guys, look, we have

shoutout to books. [ applause ] shoutout to raw almonds. shoutout to target [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] shoutout to songs that sound way scarier when they're sung by little kids ♪ >> because we're happy, jimmy. shoutout to finishing each other's sentences. >> tik >> tok >> ham >> slap. [ cartoonish slap >> jimmy: and shoutout to the 2024 olympics in paris stick around we'll be right back with tracy morgan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: you look like bobby brown. >> i look like bobby >> jimmy: with the microphone right by your mouth. ♪ they say i'm crazy♪ >> i look just like him. ♪ i really don't care that's my prerogativ they say i'm nasty but i don't give a damn ♪ ♪ getting girls is how i live some ask me questions ♪ (oldest girl) someday, i'll be the first female president.

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you can also see him in his stand-up tour. for tickets go to tracymorgan.com. please welcome our good pal, tracy morgan [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh come on, bud that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause we love you. they love you. tracy morgan, welcome back thank you for coming back. >> what's up yeah >> jimmy: you look good, bud >> always good -- thank you, baby [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you do you look great how -- how are you staying in shape these days >> well, that's ozempic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh >> yeah, but i've learned to eat -- i ate ozempic, i gained 40 pounds. >> jimmy: you -- oh, really? >> yeah, i gained -- >> jimmy: i've never heard

anyone gaining - >> absolutely, i'm like magic johnson, i gained 40 pounds. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how's your dating life how's it all going >> my dating life? >> jimmy: yeah, how's it going >> well, everybody got their own purpose. i see a lotta couples in the audience i love dominican women >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> that's my thing, dominican women. i'm dating dominican women now >> jimmy: you love -- yeah >> i spend more money on dominican women than the yankees spend on their farm team >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ laughter ] that's interesting i know that you are -- [ singing in spanish ] [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] >> that's my thing >> jimmy: that's your thing. [ cheers and applause that's your thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know you're a big knicks fan too i always see you at the games. here's - >> the knicks, i love the knicks >> jimmy: here's you at the knick game - >> that's right. >> jimmy: you're sitting next to ben stiller here. >> the knicks -- >> jimmy: you're in head to toe knick gear >> new york in the house >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, exactly. [ cheers and applause >> this is new york city, baby >> jimmy: exactly! this is new york, come on. >> when the new york knicks win the championship, we gone burn this town down >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no,

no, no no, we're not. no, we're not. >> it's coming down to the ground >> jimmy: no, we're not taking it down -- >> this is new york city this is where the monkey fell off the building [ laughter ] do you know that, jim? do you realize, king kong died here [ cheers and applause king kong died here! the son of sam was born here [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: terrible example >> "the warriors" was filmed here [ laughter ] warriors, come out to play >> jimmy: -- and play, "the warriors." >> "ghostbusters" was filmed here >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause >> the marshmallow man walked through here the marshmallow man walked through here >> jimmy: that's right, he did >> then he blew up outta nowhere. >> jimmy: no >> farted and blow up. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- you go -- you show up at the garden and everyone loves you i've been at the garden. the people go -- the whole garden goes crazy. >> well, when i go there me and dolan don't shake hands, we hug. >> jimmy: you and the owner, yeah >> me and the owner. i say, "come here, dolan, gimme some sugar." >> jimmy: you say that to -- [ laughter ] you say that to the owner? to jim dolan, you say, "gimme --"

>> aha ha! i love that keyboard player, right there. >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying >> you better not get on crack, man. you gonna sell that keyboard >> jimmy: all right, no, look, he won't, he won't [ laughter ] he won't, he won't >> $12, on the streets [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he won't, he won't no, he won't >> $12, on the streets [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the knicks are gonna go all the way, we know that for a fact >> knicks, yeah, yeah, i'm a a new yorker, man. i'm born and raised here >> jimmy: me too >> i'm right in the bronx, man i live right up the block from the old yankee stadium i worked there as a youth growing up, i worked at yankee -- as a matter of fact, that's where i first saw lorne michaels i sold souvenirs >> jimmy: that's right >> i sold pretzels i scalped tickets, and i sold cocaine. >> jimmy: okay, all right, well - [ laughter and applause >> and not in that order >> jimmy: not in that order. >> when the boston fans came to town, 'cause they love that booger sugar >> jimmy: all right, all right, hold on. [ laughter ] >> they love that booger sugar >> jimmy: let's -- >> is quest laughing >> jimmy: yeah, he's laughing. yeah, yeah you are on -- you're on tour right now, stand-up. you're one of the best to ever do it. i love seeing you do stand-up. >> yeah, but - >> jimmy: that's how you started your career. >> yeah, but that was the

foundation for everything. just like you, doing stand-up is the foundation for all of this >> jimmy: do you remember the first joke you ever told in stand-up >> yeah, i would get on stage and pick the skinniest dude in the front row -- >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and i would tell him, "if they don't laugh at my jokes, i'ma eff you up. [ laughter ] and that broke the ice that how much a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice [ laughter ] you gotta break the ice. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i've been -- i've been trying to come back maybe a little bit, trying to see if i could do a little stand-up again >> i don't know why you left anyway >> jimmy: wow. >> i don't know why. this is the foundation you gotta get back on stage. jimmy, listen, there's a a difference between doing comedy and being funny richard pryor was funny. >> jimmy: yeah >> that's the spirit [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah >> you never lose the spirit of funny. that's your audience that is the most important foundation it is not about you. so what you scared of? it's about them -- [ laughter and cheers -- living and having a good time [ cheers and applause it's about them! it's about them!

you don't know who's in that audience ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's what i'm -- that's what you need you need a coach [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: coach tracy! >> -- the only thing i want to do is make y'all laugh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i need coach tracy >> everything i want to do is make y'all laugh, man. >> jimmy: you go to -- you gotta see tracy. tracymorgan.com, obviously, get tickets. but you're one of the best to ever do it >> yo, yo, yo, yo, quest you know i just did "find my roots," right? >> questlove: yes, you told me >> mine just came on >> questlove: you told me. >> i told him at the knick game i see quest at the knick game all the time >> jimmy: wait, how was the "finding your roots" >> they did -- they did went back 400 years on my father's side, 400 years on my mother's side my great-great-great-great-great-g name was abraham mack, and then that's when i found out that me and nas are cousins. me and -- nas is my third cousin >> jimmy: wow. >> let's go, yeah. >> jimmy: no way anyone else famous that you're related to >> denzel washington, he's my biological father. [ laughter ] daddy!

>> jimmy: i gotta watch -- >> come say hi >> jimmy: daddy, say hi. you're also performing - [ laughter ] >> that's my daddy >> jimmy: -- at the great event called "garden of laughs" -- >> denzel is my daddy! >> jimmy: -- comedy benefit, march 27th at the theater at madison -- >> don't i look like him >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] yes, you do look like denzel a a little bit >> i look just like "training day. >> jimmy: yeah i like the microphone -- the microphone is right by your cheek -- >> they thought it was tony dorsett >> jimmy: your dad >> but it's denzel found out it was denzel. 'cause denzel and tony used to come by the house all the time denzel washington used to drive a white van. [ light laughter ] he sold fish outta that van. [ laughter ] yeah, porgies, whitings, flounder >> jimmy: that's not true. [ laughter ] >> it's true >> jimmy: no, no, he never did that >> it's true >> jimmy: you look like bobby brown, like -- >> i look like bobby >> jimmy: with the microphone right by your mouth. ♪ they say i'm crazy ♪ [ light laughter ] >> i look just like him. ♪ i really don't care that's my prerogative ♪ ♪ they say i'm nast

but i don't give a dam getting girl is how i live ♪ ♪ some ask me questions why am i so real? ♪ ♪ but the don't understand m i really don't know the deal about a brother ♪ ♪ trying hard to make it right not long ago ♪ [ vocalizing ] ♪ sing ♪ >> jimmy: there you go ♪ that's how you do it, right there. come on. [ cheers and applause i'm going to have to start calling bobby. bobby! >> when i'm with jimmy, i have fun. >> jimmy: bobby! >> audience: bobby >> jimmy: bobby brasco >> bobby [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fuhgeddaboudit guys, go check this out. it's -- it helps kids. this is a great charity for kids march 27th, go see this funny man. "garden of laughs" comedy benefit. tracy morgan, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause no one does it - no one does it singing bobby brown, come on more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ everybody's talking

all this stuff about m why don't they just let me live? ♪ ♪ tell me why we don't need permission ♪ >> jimmy: why would you say "rizz" >> because isn't it supposed to be "charisma"? like, short for "charisma" >> jimmy: yeah >> audience: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, so you just said - >> well, because sam has it, man. he's got it, like -- >> jimmy: he's got rizz? >> yeah, he's got mad rizz [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think you say "mad rizz. >> i think you say "he's got mad rizz." [ laughter ] local intel. just you wait.inf (marci) right. so, tell us about this corn festival? (stylist 1) oooh you got your corn pudding... you got your corn chowder... (marci) so... is it safe around here? (stylist 2) sometimes. (luke) if a family of eight were to need a cold plunge, where would they find it? (stylist 1) ...and then they dip it in butter, then bam, it goes right in. (stylist 2) ...really cute vampire bar. (stylist 1) the reverend does like a blessing on the corn. (luke) donut shops. how far from here? (marci) no eyebrows? (luke) think of how light it'll feel in the summer. we've got to run. eleven thousand more neighborhoods to go! (vo) ding dong! homes-dot-com.

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globally on apple tv+ tomorrow please welcome, leslie bibb. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: leslie welcome! you look great >> thank you >> jimmy: you look fantastic >> i'm so excited to be here hi, roots. >> jimmy: yeah, come on. we're so happy to have you here you just -- you just got back from thailand -- >> yes >> jimmy: -- doing "white lotus" season 3. [ cheers and applause >> you're just going to get me in trouble don't say anything else. >> jimmy: why, 'cause you can't -- >> you can't say anything. i'm not done yet >> jimmy: did you sign all the ndas and - >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- 'cause of all the secrets surrounding? you can't say anything about the show at all? >> i can say mike white's a dreamboat. >> jimmy: is he? [ light laughter ] >> he's so cool. >> jimmy: he is, right >> like, he's so smart, and he's so funny. >> jimmy: yeah he does everything >> and he writes and directs everything >> jimmy: no, he's unbelievable >> i'm like, "what goes on in

that brain?" >> jimmy: yeah you just came back i saw you at the oscars. >> with my honey bun >> jimmy: with your hubby -- honey bun, right there, sam rockwell >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> look at him >> jimmy: i know right here, i like what you -- you wrote, "rizz." >> did i use it correctly? my friend's son said -- taught me that word >> jimmy: why would you -- why would you say rizz >> because isn't it supposed to be charisma? like, short for charisma >> jimmy: yeah yeah - >> well, because sam has it, man. he's got it. like - >> jimmy: he's got rizz? >> yeah, he's got mad rizz >> jimmy: oh, my god [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think you say mad rizz >> i think you say, "he's got mad rizz." rockwell's got some -- >> jimmy: yeah, describe sam's rizz >> i don't know. he's - >> jimmy: he's fun >> he's just so cool, and he's so in his skin like i'm kind of a nervous -- like i wish i was in my skin the way he's -- i mean, he comes out here with a cane and dances >> jimmy: yeah >> i asked somebody, i said,

"where'd he get that cane? >> jimmy: no, he's the best. >> and they were like, "he came up with it." >> jimmy: he came out with a a cane like willy wonka and threw it >> who comes up with a - >> jimmy: rolled it to james brown. he was unbelievable. i go, he's like the most talented guy in the world. >> he's got mad rizz >> jimmy: he's got mad rizz. you have mad rizz. >> i do not. >> jimmy: yes. >> i have zero rizz. >> jimmy: no, you have so much rizz that you don't even know what to do with it >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: let's talk about "palm royale." talk about - >> that's got rizz >> jimmy: that's got rizz. it's got buzz. >> how about it's got kristen wiig >> jimmy: kristen wiig >> allison janney. >> jimmy: allison janney >> ricky martin! >> oh, i saw him on your show. >> jimmy: he was great >> he's so gorgeous. >> jimmy: he is -- yeah. >> how gorgeous is ricky martin >> jimmy: i mean >> come on >> jimmy: but when we both sit next to each other, people can't tell the difference. >> they can't tell you apart [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, they're like, "which one's ricky?" yeah, yeah >> and the maddest rizz of all, carol burnett. >> jimmy: oh, carol burnett. did you freak out? did you freak out working with carol burnett? i love carol burnett >> when she walked into the makeup trailer, i fell to the ground like a weirdo, and just like - >> jimmy: yeah >> i don't know what i was doing. i just like -- i just dropped. >> jimmy: good, yeah >> and she was like, "this

woman's insane." but she was so sweet but we did a table read of the first episode. and if you -- you -- if you -- when you watch -- when you watch the show >> jimmy: yeah >> you'll see that carol doesn't have a lot to do >> jimmy: you could say it >> in the -- >> jimmy: she's in a coma. >> she's in a coma >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] so she -- you can say it she doesn't have a lot to do no >> i know. it's so -- but so -- but she came to the table read she has no lines, and she came to the table read to like moan and groan whenever they would cut to -- they would cut to -- they would read the stage directions and then carol burnett -- >> jimmy: you're kidding me. >> no, i'm not and i don't know i didn't even know kristen that well, and i think i was squeezing her underneath the table like, "what -- how is this our life? >> jimmy: yeah >> like, she's just an icon. >> jimmy: a pro. >> like, amazing >> jimmy: and how is kristen wiig >> well -- >> jimmy: just the greatest -- just the greatest? you two together >> she's the best scene partner. that's the thing about kristen like everyone thinks, "oh, she's so funny she's so funny." she's like a really brilliant actress.

>> jimmy: she really is. >> and then she is the funniest human being. and she's so fast, and so fast, you know and she's such a giving scene partner. but sometimes -- we had to be drunk, and sort of like on pills. you know, it's the '60s, and, like, all the ladies were on something. and so, we were doing this scene, and we were golfing and we were laughing so hard and i think i was scaring her with my golf driving or whatever, what do you call that when you drive a golf -- there's no special word. just driving >> jimmy: driving, yeah. [ laughter ] you were right yeah >> okay, i felt like i said it wrong. >> jimmy: no, yeah >> and i just would literally have to look at her forehead, because if i looked at her eyes, we would start laughing so hard. >> jimmy: so, some of the scenes, if you watch closely - >> i just -- i'm like this, because i can't look at her. 'cause if i start looking in her eyes, i just start -- you know >> jimmy: yeah, i know >> 'cause you start doing this, and your shoulders start go -- and then you just go, and then you're done. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's leslie bibb and kristen wiig in "palm royale." take a look at this. >> oh, hi, pal

>> well, well, when the cat's away does norma know you're doing dress up at the delacourt? >> no. >> of course, she doesn't. she's in a coma. i'll have a mississippi punch with rye instead of bourbon, extra cold, and then i'm sure you'll explain what you're doing here ♪ >> 'kay. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause leslie bibb, everybody "palm royale" premieres globally tomorrow on apple tv+ [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with chef jose andres stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ (♪♪) with chewy, it's never been easier to get their favorite toy delivered. (♪♪) again. come on, let go. (♪♪) and again. (♪♪)

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an award-winning chef and humanitarian he has a new book out called "zaytinya," and a new prime video special, "dinner party diaries with jose andres," which premieres today. please welcome, chef jose andres! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love you welcome back we love when you have -- when we have you on the show. welcome back, please jose andres. chef, welcome back, congrats on this book, i want to get into this are we going to get in trouble tonight? >> we shouldn't. my wife is in the house. >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] but she's fun too.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: but i mean, you're -- you're doing -- you're writing cookbooks. you're opening restaurants you're running around. you just won an emmy award [ cheers and applause ♪ look at this what more do you want? come on. >> they tell me, "you got -- you got an emmy. and i told them, "what ingredient is that?" they say, "no, emmy. [ laughter ] "the award." i'm like, "[ bleep ], an award? >> jimmy: "i don't -- i don't have any emmy," yeah "we're out of emmy somebody get me emmy quick." >> "i have no emmy." it's good. it's good for stirring the pot [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you should use them like a -- like a masher but i also saw you do a very fun thing, you -- at the masters, all right at the par 3 contest you weren't golfing, you were a caddie >> i was caddying. >> jimmy: for sergio garcia. [ cheers and applause you are the most fun >> all of a sudden, everybody was coming for me like, "hey, take a photo take a photo." but then i began like, "do you know who i am? and some people said, "nope. but -- and the kids were coming to take a photo. >> jimmy: but then you realized

why they're taking your picture. >> i realize that the mascot of augusta of the masters, he looks like santa claus dressed as a caddie. and i was like him [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so -- so you looked like a human - 'cause there's these little gnomes around the masters that are all around the greens and stuff, and you look like you dressed like one of the gnomes [ laughter ] so everyone thought you were - [ laughter and applause >> now you understand why everybody was taking the photo [ cheers and applause i'm like -- i'm like -- "i'm the most famous chef in the history. some people knew me, but the kids were in love with me. like all -- "the gnome the gnome is alive!" >> jimmy: the gnome, the gnome. let's talk about your cookbook congratulations on this. this is a big deal you always do stuff the right way. you do just quality, great photos, great recipes. you know what you're doing this is "zaytinya. what does "zaytinya" mean? >> zay-tin-y-a >> jimmy: say-tinya.

>> you're good, you're good. you're getting so much better with your english. keep doing shows, man. [ laughter ] keep doing shows so zaytinya comes from zaytoun, olive. >> jimmy: zay-tuned, everybody >> and then zaytinya, olive oil. >> jimmy: oh >> it's olive oil in turkish, and that's what we celebrate -- the cooking of greece, of turkey, of lebanon i opened this restaurant 20 years ago everybody keep asking for the recipes. like, i was tired giving them the recipes by hand. here, here you go, the book! >> jimmy: here's all the recipes! >> here, you want the book >> jimmy: just get the book. these are all the recipes. [ cheers and applause i mean, look at that >> all the book. >> jimmy: amazing. look at these photos you also have a special out today on prime video - look at you, you don't stop. -- called "dinner party diaries with jose andres." how was that i saw -- i saw a clip of you and jamie lee curtis, and she was -- took -- she took over >> i mean, jamie lee curtis, i love the woman who doesn't? who doesn't love jamie lee curtis and i can call her a friend. and i call her, "hey, i'm doing this special prime is helping me to raise money for world central

kitchen, my -- my non-profit." "i'm there." we filmed that show days after she won the oscar last year. >> jimmy: really? >> and it still -- she show up, i call her, "i know you're not coming." and she tell me, "what happened i win an oscar and you are firing me? [ laughter ] she came and she took over the kitchen. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's like -- she was pushing me, like, "move away i'm doing the whole thing. >> many month later, i'm watching "the bear," second season, episode six, and then i understood everything. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> she took over the kitchen >> jimmy: she took over the kitchen. jamie lee curtis is the best best in the biz, man, she knows what she's doing congrats on the book i want to show everyone a clip of the show. here's chef jose andres in "dinner party diaries. take a look at this. >> okay, hold, please. pressure above your heart. >> oh, my gosh >> there that's how this works. >> i feel the most special person in the world. >> you hold this -- pressure - no, not pressure there, pressure on the wound. go that way. there you go

above your heart, keep it there for one minute, it'll stop the bleeding >> i been -- i been fired. i -- my -- i dream one day to be an actor in a movie, and i can barely hold myself on a cooking segment. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the book, the special, are out today so, i thought we'd do a little toast. i know you like tequila. so - [ audience oohs >> uh-oh [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: i got a couple shots of tequila right there do you want to do a little shot here >> a little shot >> jimmy: with a little -- >> one -- one shot, okay my wife is watching. just one. >> jimmy: no, that's good, you're not driving here we go what do we do, a little lime for -- do you lick? >> whatever, yeah. what you want to do. >> jimmy: you lime >> yeah, lime, yeah. >> jimmy: lime first, right there. >> okay. >> jimmy: then salt. >> okay. >> jimmy: then salt on there >> i'm learning from you, yeah and now -- okay. >> jimmy: then i lick, you lick >> yeah, okay. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> lemon, more lemon amazing. >> jimmy: come on. chef jose andres [ cheers and applause "dinner party diaries" streaming on prime video "zaytinya.

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "free treasure" from her new album, "bright future," please welcome adrianne lenker. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ do you wanna go to the river i know this spot so deep

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, that's fantastic thank you so much. i appreciate it. thank you so much. adrianne lenker, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you so much. "bright future" is out friday. we'll be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to tracy morgan, leslie bibb, chef jose andres, adrianne lenker once again [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennysylvania. thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight everybody. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- kurt russell and wyatt russell creator of "the sopranos,"