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success for space x. tonight the company lots -- launched another batch of satellites. the falcon 9 rocket launched around 9:00 p.m. from the vandenberg base. pretty cool. social media actually lit up with people posting photos and video.
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the falcon 9 was carrying 22 satellites. >> keeping that science and technology going is awesome. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> tariq: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - jake gyllenhaal, chris robinson of the black crowes musical guest, the black crowes and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1942 >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. that's a hot crowd [ cheers and applause that is a hot crowd. welcome, everybody enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause thank you for tuning in. well guys, what -- what a fun time of year this is it is spring break and march madness. yeah [ cheers and applause this is actually a crazy time for kids and parents right now students are on spring break like, "dad, can you send me bail money?" [ laughter ] and the dad is like, "depends if uconn makes the sweet 16. [ laughter and applause so it's -- it's a yin and yang that's right, the tournament is here of course, march madness picks have to be in by this thursday, and -- my bracket's already busted
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okay, i don't know how that happened [ light laughter ] but i am pumped for march madness. i can't wait to see who wins, and how it's connected to a conspiracy about taylor swift [ laughter and cheers some political news, today former president trump's lawyers said that trump is unable to pay the $464 million bond in his new york civil fraud case in his defense, how is a a billionaire ever supposed to come up with half-a-billion dollars, you know? [ laughter ] come on. [ cheers and applause do the math. yeah, today trump handed over everything he had, and the judge was like, "i'm still gonna need the other $463 million." [ laughter ] yeah, trump is pretty desperate for the money right now. if you go on airbnb you can rent trump tower, mar-a-lago, and eric [ laughter and applause interesting. ♪ well, some news from overseas, vladimir putin just secured his fifth term as russian president after winning the election in a landslide.
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[ light laughter ] some people are saying that the election was a sham, but i don't know if that's true. check out the acceptance speech putin gave he said, "thank you to the russian people for re-electing me i'd like to thank my opponent, a mannequin in a wig, for running a great campaign [ laughter ] i'm sorry that you received zero votes but i guess all 144 million people who live in russia would rather have me in charge in honor of my nailbiter victory, in moscow tomorrow, we'll be throwing a 'we love me' parade [ laughter ] those who can't attend will receive a special pie in the mail [ laughter ] don't mind the poison-y taste, just make sure you eat it all. [ laughter ] also, rest in peace to the mannequin in a wig who mysteriously disappeared, don't know how that happened alright byeeee." [ cheers and applause that's interesting that's an interesting speech did you guys see this? today, don lemon released the full interview that he had with
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elon musk at tesla's headquarters now this is the one that caused his show to get canceled on x. i watched the interview, but i was more distracted by what was happening behind him see if you notice what i'm talking about. >> it's about three times the size of the pentagon >> you are in the process of moving spacex here, i understand >> no. uh, so, uh, we're about to start production - [ light laughter ] -- at a large starlink factory for starlink terminals [ fire crackling ] but we're not shutting down any facilities in california spacex has a - [ fire alarm ] [ fire extinguisher hissing -- massive facility in south texas. >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying yeah, that's - [ cheers and applause you see, that's what i was - behind him was something and finally, i heard that a man in new york had a 750-pound alligator seized from his home [ audience ohs ] when it's a 750-pound alligator, i think the pet might actually be you. [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. come on now. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome to the show, everybody. just want to quickly mention, tune into nbc tomorrow night at 10:00 p.m. it's an all new episode of "password. [ cheers and applause chance the rapper will be our guest. and he gets a password that might be the most impossible password in the history of the show it's amazing >> tariq: wow. >> jimmy: like, i mean, yeah we should get him -- we should give him a trophy or something it's mind-boggling to watch. you go, "how did you do that?" but you have to see it to believe it it's a really fun show check it out tomorrow night, 10:00 p.m. on nbc, right after "the voice." [ cheers and applause we're pretty good when we play password, you and i. we've never been on the same team >> tariq: yeah, we're never on the same team, and i'm always just a little better than you are. [ laughter and ohs ] >> jimmy: well, that's not true at all because i won the last couple times but that's why they don't put us together. they think we'd be too dynamic >> tariq: i don't know i think the game is rigged [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the game's not rigged
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at all by the way, people thought the actual "password" game was rigged for me. they were like, "dude, you're too good at it is it rigged?" i'm like, "no, i can't - legally, i can't - i can't know what the questions are. 'cause it is actual real money being transaction-ed or whatever it is so, i'm like -- i'm not allowed to see anyone, meet anyone, talk to anybody. no one can wink at me, or do anything so it's all legit, i just -- yeah but when we go head to head, i just -- i bring my "a" game, you know >> tariq: yeah, yeah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, i can do it right now if -- if you want. if you plug your ears, i can get quest to get the password. >> tariq: okay, okay >> jimmy: all right you plug your ears. all right, let's pick one. what password -- the password is - all right, tries - oh, well i can't -- you can't hear it. sorry, you gotta to plug your ears >> questlove: blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone's plugging their ears except for me >> questlove: blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. >> jimmy: is that the way this game worked? all right what's a good word uh, uh, oh, i know what it is. ready? all right. "ken." is that good, or "barbie"? we'll do "barbie." barbie all right. ready, here we go.
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tariq, tariq tariq! ready? why is he closing -- yes, sorry. i made everyone -- too many -- the audience plugged their ears, everyone plugged their ears i did it wrong but, quest does not know what i'm about to do. but i -- >> tariq: wait, i don't either what, like what did -- what -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- i -- i messed up -- i messed up the rules on this, but -- [ laughter ] >> questlove: so we're both playing. >> jimmy: whoever -- [ cheers and applause >> questlove: we're both playing. >> jimmy: you want to both play you are going to both play whoever -- [ laughter ] >> questlove: jimmy. >> tariq: let's play password. >> jimmy: whoever gets it first -- >> tariq: okay everybody, earmuffs "hunger games", "hunger games" >> jimmy: all right, whoever get's it first - i'm trying to think of a prize i don't even have a prize here --gets a sharpie. [ light laughter ] uh, this is -- all right, ready i'm going to give a clue and one of you guys yell out what the password is. is that going to prove anything >> tariq: um, i mean it'll probably prove my prowess as a a password-ist [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a "password-ist" fantastic, i've never heard of that okay
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all right. all right, whoever -- whoever does it gets the sharpie ready? [ light laughter ] ken. >> tariq: barbie [ bell dings ] >> jimmy: there you go right there. that's it. [ cheers and applause the sharpie goes -- me and you, too dynamic. there you go bud >> tariq: thanks, man. >> jimmy: you deserve it man [ applause ] i totally did that wrong i'm sorry. i totally messed that up but, anyway the real show is ten times funnier than that. [ laughter ] that's tomorrow night. check it out it's really, really good [ cheers and applause right after "the voice." set your dvrs, have a "password" party but first, what a show we have for you tonight. always one of our favorites, he's a very talented actor who stars in the new movie "road house," which begins streaming thursday on prime video. jake gyllenhaal is here. [ cheers and applause conor mcgregor is in it. [ cheers and applause "road house. [ cheers and applause it's good.
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you ever been in a -- a scuffle at a bar >> tariq: at a bar ah, man, yes sushi bar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got in a fight at a sushi bar? >> tariq: yeah, yeah >> jimmy: wow, just people too much sake, or what >> tariq: i mean, yeah, you know people -- sake to me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: out -- out of control? [ laughter ] he's also the lead singer of tonight's musical guest, the black crowes their new album, "happiness bastards" is out now. [ cheers and applause chris robinson is here [ cheers and applause we're going to talk to chris, and then the black crowes are performing later in the show guys, have you ever been tricked by clickbait >> audience: yes >> jimmy: i'm talking about those headlines that you read online you think are about one thing, but then you click on it, and it's about something totally different. >> audience: yes >> jimmy: i fall for them all the time i'm going to show you what i mean it's time for "tonight show clickbait. here we go ♪ tonight show clickbai
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tonight show click bai yeah ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: for example, check out this first clickbait headline this -- this headline says, "there is nothing more terrifying than this!" i clicked on the article and the article was actually about "biden speaks off the cuff to reporters. [ laughter and applause that's bad. you see how this works? let's check out another one. this clickbait headline says, "he lied and got away with it. but when you click on the article and see what it's about, it says, "man nods yes when asked if he can handle sitting in the exit row during an emergency." [ laughter and applause "push it out, pull it in so i push out and pull it in yeah, yeah of course." [ light laughter ] the rules are always different for every different airline. i go, "do i throw it out or do i pull it in?" [ light laughter ] do you throw the door? i mean, with boeing, you don't have a choice, it just flies out automatically. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you know, you don't have a a choice "we'll do it for you we don't -- we want to you
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enjoy the flight don't worry about it we'll take the doors off for you. [ light laughter ] here's another clickbait headline this says, "this is a sure sign that spring is here! and then you click on the article and see what it's actually about it says, "home depot puts up halloween display. [ laughter and applause that happened last weekend for real, yeah next up, this clickbait says, "avoid this deadly combination at all costs!" then you click on the article and see what it's about. it says, "guy with ponytail at party finds acoustic guitar. [ laughter and applause oh, no oh, no ♪ if i could save tim in a bottle ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ the first thing that i -- ♪ let's just get to the last thing. [ light laughter ] ♪ the last thin that i'd like to do ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ there's another thing i would like to do ♪ ♪ so i'll uncork the bottle and put this on the list of the time ♪
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[ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ but there never seems to be enough time ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ why don't you find me ♪ next clickbait says, "meet the man who grew an extra ear on his back." [ audience ohs ] and you click on the article, it says, "husband tries bootleg male enhancement pill he bought from gas station." [ laughter and applause that's weird i actually really liked that article, that was interesting. this clickbait says, "family torn apart by unthinkable tragedy. when you click on it to see what it's about, it says, "dad attempts beyonce's 'texas hold 'em' dance on tiktok." [ laughter and applause no don't do it, no. and finally this last clickbait says, "thousands laid off! then you click on the article to see what it's about it says, "trump fires legal team." there you have it. [ cheers and applause that's all the time we have for "tonight show clickbait. stick around we'll be right back with jake gyllenhaal, everybody [ cheers and applause
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♪ >> it was late, 'cause we shot a lot of these fight scenes at night. so it was, like, 3:00 a.m. and he was talking to me really close. and he was like, "yeah, so, like that left hook looks good, but then when you do it like 'boom!'" like that, and he hit me, by mistake. like it was almost like -- and i went i was like, "huh." and he said, "huh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i'm bleeding! i'm an actor!" >> i was like, "my face! >> jimmy: "i'm an actor! [ laughter ] at oofos, we don't make footwear. we make shock absorbers. fatigue fighters. mobility maximizers. this is the science of active recovery. revolutionary oofoam technology absorbs impact and reduces pressure. it's the foundation of every pair of oofos, and the key to recovering faster. this is not a shoe. this is oofos active recovery. activate your recovery with oofos. here at papa johns, we know our stuff! so try our garlic epic stuffed crust pizza. made with our iconic garlic sauce flavor,
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar and tony-nominated actor starring in the new film "road house," which begins streaming globally this thursday on prime video. please welcome jake gyllenhaal [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's it, buddy come on. they love you, come on ♪ [ cheers and applause a standing - a standing ovation [ cheers and applause ♪ no, they -- that's 'cause of you. they love you. come on. that's what i'm talking about. that's right, there you go ♪ jake, welcome back to the show
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>> wow, that was so nice >> jimmy: that was a nice. we have a great -- they love you. >> that was so nice. >> jimmy: we love you, yeah. >> i felt like billie eilish or something. >> jimmy: no, yeah, no, you're - [ laughter ] welcome back to the show i want to talk to you about this i think you -- you're good with live audiences you're good -- you love this applause, it works well together and here's why you're coming back to broadway, by the way this is a big deal >> i am. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is a giant deal >> thank you >> jimmy: you're coming back in a big way. you're gonna star in shakespeare's "othello." are you kidding me [ cheers and applause with none other than denzel washington. come on! [ cheers and applause how awesome is that? [ cheers and applause >> i know, i know. so sweet, what a great crowd [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is -- i know, it's fun, though, right? i mean, come on. just -- first of all, just doing "othello" on broadway. >> i know, it's -- it's crazy. well, first of all, yeah, it's shakespeare. >> jimmy: yes. >> which is one thing. and then it's with denzel washington, which is a whole other thing, it's like - >> jimmy: so you like a lot of -- you like pressure. [ laughter ] you're adding this into your life
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>> i mean, yeah. >> jimmy: you're choosing this >> yeah. i mean, in a way, like, you've got to walk into a situation, particularly on the stage or when you're going to delve into something for that long where you know, you're gonna learn you know, you want to learn. >> jimmy: yeah >> and there's -- i don't know if there are any two better people to learn from than shakespeare and denzel washington. >> jimmy: and denzel washington, yeah. i agree. are you intimidated at all >> yes >> jimmy: or just excited? >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, maybe he's intimidated, too i mean, i think you're - >> eh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, yeah i mean, i -- i see this as a a giant -- this is going to be so fun >> i gotta tell you -- yeah. no, it's really is a dream i mean, i -- i obviously have been -- like, he's been an idol of mine. like, i've just looked up to him for years. so, to be able to be on the stage with someone like that is just -- it's a dream come true and kenny leon too, who's directing it, is incredible also, so - >> jimmy: it's going to be fantastic. >> it's just -- and william shakespeare, who i went to high school with - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i love billy >> he's fantastic. >> jimmy: billy shakespeare. >> billy, billy's a great guy. >> jimmy: billy shakespeare is - >> like, he really is. he's a great guy >> jimmy: he's gonna go somewhere. i think he's gonna - >> yeah, i feel -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would lose the collar thing, but besides that >> definitely, yeah. >> jimmy: that's like a fad. >> but i feel like he's, like, he's getting there, and he's really a talent.
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>> jimmy: yes! yes, yes, he's something yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] i don't know, it's just -- >> it's really -- so anyway, i'm excited for him. >> jimmy: me, too. [ laughter ] hopefully it works out, if not, it's gonna be a tragedy. [ laughter ] ah, thank you very much. [ applause ] please, please no standing ovation. no, oh, my god standing - [ applause ] no -- thank you. that's how you do it [ cheers and applause ♪ we've just got -- and we've gotta go to commercial oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] that was so bad. so bad >> i think i've laughed here more than i've talked here [ laughter ] over the years, i've laughed at this desk more than i've ever talked you make me laugh so much. >> jimmy: good, that's the way it should -- that's the way it should be. but what a great, fun job that we have. but also, you can do "othello," you can do shakespeare on broadway but also do "road house. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, that's so fun. it's - >> yes >> jimmy: wait till you see this it is so fun it's exactly what i want it to do but how do you even come across like, "well, let's redo 'road house'"? >> uh, well, doug liman, who directed the movie, he's my friend >> jimmy: i love doug liman, yeah >> he's the best he directed -- we've been friends for 15 plus years. maybe longer than we've been friends. >> jimmy: yeah
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>> and we've tried to find a a movie to do throughout that time and like, we sort of tried to, but it didn't really work out. and then we were at dinner one night, talking about something else and he said, "i read this draft of this reimagining of 'road house.'" and before he could like, finish the word "house," i was like, "that sounds crazy let's do that. >> jimmy: yeah, you're like, "why --" >> i'm like, "that's a terrible idea, let's do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it turns out great >> and yeah. and it was just like, something about making a movie with your friend something about, you know, being in that world. i -- you know, i knew patrick swayze when we made "donnie darko" with your incredible wife nancy, who produced that movie. >> jimmy: that's right this is -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: look at you and patrick swayze [ cheers and applause what was he -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was he like >> i mean, he was just the kindest, most -- i mean, he supported me very early on i mean, him and his wife lisa, just so sweet. like, just always there, and - >> jimmy: i mean, every movie, i mean, come on. >> both: "dirty dancing. >> "point break. >> jimmy: "point break"! >> "ghost. >> jimmy: i mean, the guy is - >> it's just like -- yeah. so - >> jimmy: crushes it >> yeah, so, like, i -- you
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know, i just love that, the original movie, and the thought of redoing it just sounded like a lot of fun, you know >> jimmy: yeah you think he would love this i think he would love this >> i think he would. >> jimmy: it's really -- it's -- if you liked "road house," you're going to dig this but you got jacked i've seen you jacked before. i've seen you, like, in great shape. you were the boxer, there was a boxer movie. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but this one is next level. >> well, you know -- i - >> jimmy: look at this is this -- is this cgi or what -- what am i looking at >> that's -- [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the photo -- oww the photo got an oww >> that's -- yeah, no -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's the review all the reviews are like "oww! [ laughter ] >> that's all you need >> jimmy: dude, but this is -- i've never seen anyone have 13 abs [ laughter ] i mean, what -- how is it possible i mean, the training that goes into this. >> there was a lot of training but like, when i got word that -- 'cause conor mcgregor's in the movie with me and when i got word that he was going to be doing it, i was super psyched. 'cause they chased him for a a long time to play the part but then i got totally terrified. and i thought, "oh, god, i
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actually have to fake fight this guy and i gotta look like i can. so, we trained for like -- i mean, i stay in pretty good shape, but we trained for two months pretty hard -- grappling, a lot of mma, and then, also just like getting into shape, you know >> jimmy: and conor mcgregor's fantastic by the way >> oh yeah he's so -- i mean, he's like - >> jimmy: it's perfect he's great >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: did you get close, like, when you were fighting and stuff? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. we had -- i actually -- by mistake, he'd clock me in the face, but like - - but only -- we were -- we would do a take. we were like, fighting and fake fighting, fake fighting. and then we'd go watch the monitor to see it back to see what worked. and he was always great with me he was showing me -- telling me to do things and like, "oh, you know, turn your hand. move a little bit more this way to try make it look more real. and he -- it was late, 'cause we shot a lot of these fight scenes at night. so, it was like 3:00 a.m and he was talking to me really close. and he was like, "yeah, so, like that left hook looks good but then when you do it, like, boom!" like that, and he hit me by mistake. like, it was almost like - and i was -- i was like "oh! he was like, "oh!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i'm bleeding! i'm an actor!" >> i was like, "my face! >> jimmy: "i'm an actor! >> "my face! [ laughter and applause
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>> jimmy: "i'm on broadway!" [ cheers and applause "don't touch -- this is the money! >> "the face!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it, and he was -- >> but i, by mistake, then slammed his face with a car door [ light laughter ] and he was like -- he just - >> jimmy: he was like, "that's funny. >> like, legit, like hit his face and he was like, "pfh. >> jimmy: yeah, he was like -- yeah [ laughter ] "that tickled me it tickled me, yeah. and post malone, by the way, a a little - >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: little acting chops in this. >> he was so great so great >> jimmy: there's good music in this it's just a fun ride action, but it's also fun. you know what it is, it's "road house. i mean, do we gotta set it up? >> i mean, yeah. it's just -- it's so much fun. if you want to have fun, you want to see a great movie, laugh a lot, watch great fights, great action, watch conor mcgregor in his movie debut. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's -- that's -- i don't know there's so much great stuff in it so, no intro >> jimmy: i want to show you a a clip here's jake gyllenhaal in "road house. take a look. ♪ [ grunting ] >> dalton! >> what? ♪
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>> it's about [ bleep ] time that's what. you know i got sent here special, just for you. >> what, you brought all your friends with you >> i thought you might miss havin' an audience i was trying to be thoughtful. like on pay-per-view 25 quid. watch me pummel your face! [ glass breaking ] ♪ >> well, i guess i'm gonna lose, then >> oh, don't be like that. here i got a tip for you. don't let no one get this close. >> jimmy: ooh, come on [ cheers and applause come on. jake gyllenhaal, everybody "road house" begins streaming this thursday on prime video more with jake when we come back stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: all right. you can play this at home. here's how it works -- one person will put on these headphones with loud music playing. then the other person picks up a card, sings the song lyrics on the card, and the person wearing the headphones tries to guess what they just sang. jake, please put the headphones on first >> okay. >> jimmy: and then i'll turn this music on, and then i will sing a song lyric. [ light laughter ] that's good, right >> can't hear anything >> jimmy: yeah, you go all right, it's working, here we go. all right, here we go. okay ♪ everybody was kung fu fighting ♪ [ light laughter ] >> sweet teas. [ laughter ] ♪ everybody -- ♪ >> have -- ♪ was -- ♪ >> aaah. [ laughter ] ♪ kun fu -- ♪ >> fu. >> jimmy: fu >> fu. okay >> jimmy: yeah ♪ everybody was kung fu fighting ♪ >> fight -- fighting [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, fu -- fu -
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>> everybody was kung fu fighting >> jimmy: "kung fu fighting," yes! [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> this music's really good. >> jimmy: that song's good, right? that song's amazing, right do -- we've used the same song since "late night. it is the loudest, rave-iest - i don't know what -- it's just like - >> so distracting. >> jimmy: it's like you kind of hear the beat a little bit yeah, it's so good all right. >> oh, man >> jimmy: all right. dude, great one. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: wow, this is loud. >> i don't know how to -- okay uh - b-b-b-b-b-b-b -- >> jimmy: ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mine -- >> b-b-b-baaad [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: ba-ba-ba-ba -- >> jimmy: ma-ma-ma-ma -- >> ba-ba-ba -- >> jimmy: ba-ba -- >> b-b-bad >> jimmy: bar-bara ann barabara ann [ light laughter ] no no, it is -- >> b-b-b-b - >> jimmy: b-b-b-b-b-bad! to the bone! >> yeah! [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging ] ♪ >> i'm sorry [ vocalizing bassline >> i apologized in advance >> jimmy: oh, no oh, everyone apologizes to the roots every night. they're not offended >> i'm sorry, guys
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i'm sorry, guys. >> jimmy: no one's as good as the roots. >> i feel like - >> jimmy: oh, wait, so maybe this is like a roadhouse bar theme is what i'm getting from these songs. >> ohh now i have to -- >> jimmy: i'm getting a little theme, i'm getting a theme here >> now i have to enter this world, which is -- >> jimmy: yeah, this world is -- get ready. yeah, i dunno. >> here we go. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh -- yeah, all right, yeah, go, all right ♪ hey ♪ >> hey >> jimmy: ya >> sa -- hi. hi, dog. [ laughter ] hey! >> jimmy: uh - hey -- >> hey >> jimmy: ay-ya! ya >> times tie. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, i mean, can i -- shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> choo-choo >> jimmy: shake it >> chugga -- chugga train. >> jimmy: shake it [ laughter ] >> chain chain. >> jimmy: shake -- >> chain cheese >> jimmy: no -- "cheese" [ light laughter ] "shake it like a polaroid picture. >> camera. [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: camera, camera >> weird long camera [ laughter ] camera through it what's happening to the camera [ laughter ] through. hot. polaroid "shake it like a polaroid picture" [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "hey ya! >> what are -- this music's distracting me >> jimmy: no hey -- hey - >> i -- hi >> jimmy: hey. >> "hey ya!" >> jimmy: yeah >> "hey ya!" [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's good, yes [ cheers and applause ♪ i was trying to do space work. ♪ space work of a polaroid picture. sorry, it's disgusting i didn't mean to be disgusting >> it looked like an elephant tusk or something. >> jimmy: no, i'm sorry, it was very disgusting. i apologize. that was a terrible -- all right, jake, last one, here this is for all the marbles. and i thank you so much for coming on. we're going to get this in two seconds, i can just feel it. >> okay. it's me. >> jimmy: ready? [ light laughter ] >> i--
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>> jimmy: i'm -- >> gonna - >> jimmy: alive. >> this is - okay i' - >> jimmy: i'm -- >> gon-na -- knock you out. >> jimmy: "i'm gonna knock you out" >> yeah! [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! that's my man, right there jake gyllenhaal, "road house" is streaming globally on prime video this thursday. [ cheers and applause stick around, we'll be talking to chris robinson of the black crowes after the break "i'm gonna knock you out!" [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: our next guest is the front man for the legendary rock and roll band, the black crowes, whose new album "happiness bastards" is out now. everyone, please welcome chris robinson [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so honored to have you here. please, welcome. >> thank you >> jimmy: i'm so honored to have you here, you know. i'm a huge fan i love you a new black crowes album this is fantastic. "happiness bastards. great reviews, by the way.
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why the title "happiness bastards"? >> i mean, we're a bit cheeky that way >> jimmy: yes, of course >> we're in a good place -- the thing about the black crowes, we've not always been in a good place. >> jimmy: yeah >> so we're in a very happy place. but we don't want to forget about the bastard part of it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah the rock and roll part of it >> well, you know what, that's the thing though it is true, i mean, rock and roll has changed quite a bit everything -- you know, we've -- everything changes. but i think there's still a little bit of -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- that in rock and roll. >> jimmy: there is >> and it should be funny. it should mean -- it should not just be one thing. >> jimmy: yeah i've been a fan of yours and i've told you this for a long time i have a photo here of me in high school. i went to a dance with my friends. we all thought it would be cool to wear our black crowes t-shirts and bow ties. this is us that's me there and that's cue ball [ cheers and applause we loved -- we loved the crowes and i was such a super fan, and still am a superfan of you
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>> and just thanks for buying all the merch back then. >> jimmy: i did, i did yeah. [ light laughter ] it was just me and my buddies. >> that's a lot of t-shirts. >> jimmy: me and cue ball, yeah i was also part of the black crowe mafia. which is the fan club. this is my address, jim fallon is what i went by in high school, yeah totally different. but do you remember this at all? the fan club >> i do, i do remember that was the very first one. i think this lady in california used to run fan clubs for other bands, too >> jimmy: this i thought was cool, it's like, "can the black crowes break into the top 40 only you can answer that question." and it had all these request lines to call up your local radio stations >> you know what, i don't think we did so you - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not true. you definitely did >> you didn't call the number enough >> jimmy: yeah right now i'm going to tell everybody, go call up iheartradio and tell them you want to hear rock and roll music. tell them you want to hear the black crowes, okay this weekend [ cheers and applause request it "wanting and waiting" is the song [ cheers and applause but this i thought was fun, it was like news headlines -- "black crowes thrown off the zz top tour.
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>> yeah. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: do you remember that >> yes, of course i do it was like -- we were fired >> jimmy: but this is what a a rock and roll band does. >> but you know what, it worked in our favor because -- well, great friends with billy gibbons many years later but at that time we were -- david fricke was in atlanta. we were playing the omni, the old arena there. and they used to have miller beer banners zz top was sponsored by them and we were really hardcore about our independence and rock and roll - >> jimmy: no corporations. >> we'd go out there "yeah, we don't sing for this. and blah blah blah." they were like, "if you keep it up, we're going to throw you off the tour." and uh - >> jimmy: you did it >> i did it but -- [ light laughter ] it was a little bit -- we manipulated the situation a little bit, because it was in atlanta, our home town we were doing the cover story for "rolling stone" magazine, and there were two shows and we were like "don't --" but david fricke's coming the second night "don't get thrown off the first night. get thrown off the second night. >> jimmy: yeah, because you had to get the article somehow
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>> we did, yes, of course. [ laughter ] we had to solidify our "bastards" moniker >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. we're "happiness bastards" when it all comes down to it. absolutely and you actually -- you -- that -- everything you did was super rock and roll. you're one of the best frontmans i've ever seen and i've seen a zillions shows that you've done and you crush it every single time. >> thank you very much >> jimmy: you're fantastic, buddy. i'm so happy that you're here. can you tell everyone who made this cover >> yes my beautiful wife camille robinson >> jimmy: she was a graffiti artist >> she was a graffiti writer and she's an artist. and when i -- when we went to nashville to make the record -- i've worked the same forever i write and i write and i collage and i draw and i write in little moleskin notebooks >> jimmy: yeah >> and then when it's time to make a record, i transfer those ideas to a big notebook and i was like "babe, just paint "happiness bastards" on it and she did but it was in the wrong format and then if you see the record, when you buy the record, she had the idea of painting over our old album cover.
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so this is "southern harmony and musical companion. >> jimmy: look at that -- if you zoom in. >> which i know you like that one. >> jimmy: that's one of my favorites. [ audience ohs ] that's the actual -- so you -- >> so it was cool. the back is the back of "shake your money maker." you can see through the paint and stuff. >> jimmy: i don't think anyone's done this >> i liked it because of the vandalism. and she -- but it was also a a cool way, you know, to repurpose and to reestablish ourselves. and so we kind of feel that's a new chapter for my brother and i. >> jimmy: yeah i mean, what is it 15 years since the last -- >> 15 years since the last like new music, yeah. >> jimmy: and you and your brother, i understand you get into a fight you go and, "we're not talking anymore. the band is breaking up and we're not talking, is i think is what you said >> that's pretty much our style. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] do you always fight with each other -- being brothers? >> of course, of course. >> jimmy: yeah >> but i mean -- i think it's -- again, people always ask because it's been 35 years or whatever. and they say "do you have any regrets? would you do over?
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and i said "no." you know what i mean i couldn't do it over. 'cause to be honest, adversity is the thing that makes us who we are, and how we deal with adversity. and rock and roll, very high pressure situation when we were young. when rock and roll was this like woolly creature roaming the land >> jimmy: yeah >> and, yeah, it was a lot it was a lot of stuff going on >> jimmy: how did you re-form? did you run into each other at like your -- >> you know, it was just one of those things with time comes perspective. with time comes hopefully, wisdom and with time comes, acceptance and again, my wife also was like, "let's get to the bottom of this. and it had been many years since we spoke and since we worked together. >> jimmy: and you have kids now. cheyenne >> yeah, my daughter >> jimmy: she's 14 >> she's 14. >> jimmy: but she's talented >> she is talented >> jimmy: she's in a band. she plays bass >> she plays bass. >> jimmy: that's exactly what i want that is fantastic. she's got it, buddy. why not? [ cheers and applause your dad does this
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keep it in the family. she knows how to do it >> yeah. >> jimmy: she knows how to do it what song are you doing tonight for us >> we're doing the first single called "wanting and waiting. >> jimmy: "wanting and waiting. call your local deejay and have them play some rock and roll music. chris robinson, everybody. [ cheers and applause "happiness bastards" is out now. get it in vinyl, spotify, wherever you get your music. the black crowes perform for us after the break. stick around, everybody. it's fun [ cheers and applause ♪ sorry, party is cancelled. waiting on the cable internet guy. ♪ first, i had cable. ♪ ♪ but those cords weren't me. ♪ ♪ so he switched to t-mobile. ♪ ♪ home internet, with 5g. ♪ ♪ what a feeling! ♪ ♪ i have wi-fi now! ♪ ♪ i need home internet from t-mobile to fulfil my ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "wanting and waiting" from their new album "happiness bastards," give it up for the black crowes [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ it's been a month of sundays since i could fake a smile ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ trying to lose my lonel and self-imposed exile trying to stay friendl but feeling so hostile ♪ ♪ it's like i'm col to the touch
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mortuary style ♪ ♪ if i could have one more kis you know the one you miss ♪ ♪ ooh now i'm nothing but lonely waiting and wanting ♪ ♪ wanting and waiting for yo ooh it's true ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ now i'm blind wit no tomorrows in my eye said the harsh sting ♪ ♪ of sorrow is on i recognize ♪
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♪ i'm nothing but lonel waiting and wantin said i'm wanting and waiting for you ♪ ♪ ooh now i'm nothing but lonely waiting and wanting ♪ ♪ i said i'm wantin and waiting for you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ blood on fire i said my blood's on blood on fire ♪ ♪ i said my blood's on fire blood on fir my blood's on fire ♪ ♪ blood on fire na-na baby blood on fire ♪ ♪ yeah i said m blood's on fir blood on fire ♪ ♪ na-na-na-na bab
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on fire ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on! that is how you do it! that is how you do it right there. thank you bud. the black crowes there he goes. standing o crush it "happiness bastards" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody oh, man that was awesome that is how you do it. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪e [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to jake gyllenhaal, chris robinson, the black crowes [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thanks for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody! bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- james mcavoy - from, "grimsburg," - actress and comedian rachel dratch --

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