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seth meyers. tonight -- jamie dornan an all new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden issued an executive order yesterday that restricts the sale of sensitive american data to russia and china. that wasn't already restricted [ light laughter ] "i'll tell you what else, folks. from now on, murder, it's illegal, no joke." [ laughter ] white house released a written summary yesterday of president biden's annual physical and confirmed that he did not undergo a cognitive test well, unless you count the "highlights" in the waiting room [ laughter ] president biden today ordered the commerce department to investigate security issues from chinese-built electric vehicles with internet connectivity, because god forbid we all become dependent on a chinese-built machine with internet connectivity

[ apple ringtone ] [ laughter ] hello? no, yeah, no, i think they get it [ laughter ] in a new court filing, former president trump's legal team said it is impossible to post the required $454 million bond in his civil fraud case. aww, poor donald trump [ light laughter ] i don't feel sorry for him i was describing him "poor donald trump." [ laughter ] when asked -- because i could get that money together. [ laughter ] tomorrow $450 under the couch cushions, baby [ laughter ] when asked yesterday about minority leader mitch mcconnell's announcement that he will step down from leadership, democratic senator elizabeth warren said she is not a fan of mcconnell but added, quote, his replacement could be a lot worse. which is also biden's new campaign slogan.

[ laughter ] former president trump posted video to truth social yesterday and referenced our show as, quote, "very poorly rated. wow, the guy tells the truth one time, and it has to be a burn on me [ laughter ] that's right trump defended his mental acuity and said, quote, "very few people, maybe almost nobody, can do what i do." i think those were his kids' secret service code names. "maybe," "almost," "nobody." [ laughter ] and finally, the fast food chain wendy's is facing backlash after they announced plans this week to experiment with a new dynamic pricing system, like how the bathroom code is free if you order a salad or five bucks if you order the chili. and that - [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause no, no, yeah, yeah, they get it. yeah, they get that one too. we've got a great show for you tonight.

so excited about this. you know him from films like "belfast" and "a haunting in venice." he was truly hilarious in "barb and star go to vista del mar." he stars in season two of the "the tourist" out now on netflix. jamie dornan will be here, everybody. [ cheers and applause how exciting is that moving on, recently the smiths' johnny marr lashed out against donald trump telling him he's not allowed to use the band's songs at rallies this isn't uncommon. musicians such as phil collins, dr. dre, and eminem have all urge republican politicians to stop using their songs at rallies. here to comment is, oh, now this is interesting famed 1980s recording artist steve winwood. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve, thank you thank you for coming on the show, steve. >> oh, thanks for having me, seth ♪ back on your talk show again ♪ ♪ never been here befor but the lyric was too good

not to fudge ♪ >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> hey, hey seth >> seth: yeah, yeah buddy? >> i'm the real steve winwood. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] you sure are, buddy. >> yeah. in fact, i, steve winwood, give you my steve "winword" that i am him. that's a pun [ laughter ] >> seth: got it. so -- what's up, buddy >> all right, yeah, yeah well, seth, i wanted to come on your show and tell all these politiciansm democrat, republican, whatever that weirdo kennedy guy is - [ laughter ] they can use my songs any time they want. i am down. the whole catalog. "higher love." "back in the high life." "valerie." "higher love." [ laughter ] "back in the high life." "valerie." [ laughter ] and if they want to play "higher

love," "back in the high life," or even "valerie," that's fine by me. [ laughter ] >> seth: are there any other songs? >> not that i can think of off the top of my head now [ laughter ] ♪ bring me some higher poll bring me som higher pulls oh ♪ >> seth: now, steve, can i say something? >> sure. but one sec. ♪ donald trum donald trump ♪ that was "valerie" but with a politician's name. >> seth: you know, i understand. can i say something? >> yeah, but one sec ♪ joe biden joe biden ♪ you can sing it with biden and trump. bipartisanship zoom high five [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah -- i'm actually not going to do that and can i ask why? why are you on zoom? why didn't you fly in for this >> yeah, okay. so as soon as i had this idea, i knew it was def a zoomer

[ laughter ] you know, pretty half-baked stuff. also the crowds at airports these days, are you serious? seth, everyone grumpy. [ light laughter ] hey, seth, be real you tsa pre? >> seth: no, actually, i do clear. >> yeah, what the [ bleep ] is that anyway? [ laughter ] >> seth: i will say, steve winwood, it's actually - if you're willing to make an appointment, it's a pretty convenient way to avoid some of the -- >> yeah, i'm not going to do it. >> seth: okay. [ light laughter ] quick question, though, steve winwood. i actually thought you were british. [ laughter ] [ british accent ] >> of course i am! [ laughter ] why would you even question that a cuppa tea? anyway, what were we talking about? >> seth: politicians using your songs. >> oh, right, yeah, yeah >> seth: you know, another song of yours that could be good for politicians would be "give me some loving. >> huh

[ laughter ] >> seth: "give me some loving. that's a pretty big hit of yours. >> i know. >> seth: do you? does the real steve winwood not remember that asthe lead singer of the "spencer davis group," you sang the song "give me some loving"? [ light laughter ] >> uh -- i give you my steve "winword" that i do. pun call-back. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you sure you remember >> no, no, no, i do. yeah [ light laughter ] no yeah, yeah, yeah no i do >> seth: okay. then why don't you sing "give me some loving" >> kay [ laughter ] oh, like now >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> kay [ light laughter ] oh, like now >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> kay how's it start [ laughter ] ♪ na na na na na du dun na na na na

>> oh, right, yes, i did sing that i'll take from it here [ laughter ] ♪ give me give me som pollin give me some polling ♪ from "the guardians of the galaxy" soundtrack, of course. it's that classic organ riff ♪ that was good, seth. hey, seth, i have one more question >> seth: what's that >> do you promise to answer honestly >> seth: sure. >> do you think this segment will win late night this week on vulture.com? [ laughter ] >> seth: what? >> every week on vulture.com they pick which segment won late night. do you think there will be a headline this week on vulture.com that says "steve winwood on seth meyers' won late night?" [ laughter ] >> seth: i don't -- i -- probably not >> hm. hm really wanted to win that thing. kinda the main reason i did this, tbh. [ light laughter ] well, if it's not going to win, let me just cut the charade.

[ audience oohs seth, it was me all along. [ laughter ] your friend andy >> seth: yeah, i know. i don't think they did [ laughter ] >> look, i love you. and you're my best friend. you don't have to say it back. i know that your best friend is dua lipa now >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but i just wanted to say that i'm so proud of you for doing ten years of this show, and i just felt like it was important enough that i had to tell you in person, via zoom [ laughter ] >> seth: well, thank you, buddy. [ cheers and applause >> yeah. yes. and also, i would, of course, be remiss if i didn't just say one more thing >> seth: what is that? >> your dog, frisbee, is an ugly pile of skeleton [ bleep ] [ laughter ] >> seth: thank you, andy i love you you are my best friend [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with "a

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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. the maga supreme court swooped in to rescue donald trump from criminal prosecution for his january 6th coup attempt when they announced on wednesday that they would hear oral arguments over his ridiculous and completely made-up claim to absolute immunity, which could delay the trial until after the election for more on this it's time for "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause trump's legal problems keep getting worse every day. and i didn't think that was possible anymore like, at some point i just assume there's a ceiling to the amount of legal trouble one person could be in but somehow, trump keeps finding ways to make it worse. got 91 criminal charges. he was found liable for sexual abuse, and he's facing multiple civil judgments amounting to hundreds of millions of dollars.

he's probably even broken all those weird laws we used to read about in "ripley's believe it or not," like how it's illegal in indiana to throw a rock at a bird unless it's in self-defense "he had a -- he had a gun, your honor, little bird." [ laughter ] "little bird gun, gun in his wing feathers and, and you're seeing it, you're seeing it more and more, you're seeing it." what's next? is trump going to get a parking ticket for leaving his private plane in a loading zone on fifth avenue [ light laughter ] i bet if you open the glove compartment of his golf cart, that thing is just stuffed full of subpoenas "i use them as scorecards, that's why i crossed out 'insurrection' and wrote 'hole in one.' [ laughter ] and i know golf carts don't have glove compartments, but our "closer look" writer, sal, made the mistake on purpose so no one would think he's a secret plutocrat. and if you've ever seen the way sal dresses, you would know he's worried for nothing. there's more dirt on sal's mets cap than there is on the mound at citi field. [ light laughter ]

anyway, on top of everything else, trump owes nearly half a billion dollars in his new york fraud trial. and now, it seems like he doesn't actually have the money. >> an appeals court denying donald trump's request to pause that $454 million penalty against him and his business while he appeals his civil fraud trial. trump's lawyers had offered to put up a $100 million bond against the $454 million >> trump's lawyers admitted he does not have the cash for the full bond and would likely have to sell off properties to raise the nearly $500 million required >> seth: you know, a lot of bad [ bleep ] has happened and will happen in this election, so i think it's okay for us to just take a second and enjoy the sentence, "trump doesn't have the money. [ laughter ] he'll have to give up his expensive suits. [ cheers and applause he'll have to give up his expensive suits. he's going to have to borrow sal's mets cap [ light laughter ] but the best part is that trump might have to sell some of his properties to pay the money he owes i guess that means we should look forward to seeing his private jet joining the spirit airlines fleet. [ laughter ] if you upgrade to comfort plus,

you get exclusive access to the gold toilet. but just a heads-up, it's not real gold, and if you sit on it, your butt will turn green, and there's no easy way to say this, you might lose the butt. [ laughter ] or maybe we'll see mar-a-lago listed on zillow although it will probably have to be listed under a more accurate name, "haunted florida goldfish castle comes with classified documents." look at that [ bleep ] hole. looks like a medieval times rip-off called "surf's up. you should put that thing on airdnd [ laughter ] so trump is in a good deal of legal trouble, which is why he's hoping the conservative supreme court that he helped stack will bail him out. and that's not a guess his lawyer alina habba has essentially said on fox news that the supreme court owes him one. >> i think i should be a slam dunk in the supreme court. i have faith in them you know, people like kavanaugh, who the president fought for,

who the president went through hell to get into place, he'll step up. those people will step up. >> seth: step up you sound like de niro in "goodfellas. [ light laughter ] oh, what's that? to celebrate the tenth anniversary, you'd like to hear my de niro impression? "now what's all this i'm hearing about oil? [ light laughter ] sorry, i only do "killers of the flower moon" de niro now [ laughter ] come on, trump's broke, let's have some fun. so they're just saying it out loud the supreme court is a partisan institution that is there to protect trump and do his bidding. which, of course, undercuts the supreme court's self-styled image as an independent arbiter of the law justices have long sought to appear as though they're above the fray of party politics they pretend they're just judges, not politicians, which we all know is ridiculous. and look, i get it we all have stuff we lie about at our jobs. for example, i have to act like i've enjoyed everything my guests are here to promote even when i get called out on it on my own show. >> i love watching you interview people so much

just to see -- i can see it. it's such a suppressed glint in your eye of "well, congratulations. [ laughter ] >> seth: how dare you! don't give up the game [ light laughter ] >> "shazam 2" looks great! >> seth: no, no. [ laughter ] >> coming to a theater near you. >> seth: it does look great. >> it does look good it does look good. >> seth: how dare you. how dare you use a recent and specific example [ laughter ] you know, that john oliver just can't help himself he has to speak truth to power everywhere he goes now i know what it feels like to be clarence thomas [ laughter ] the point is, the supreme court likes to pretend that they're just impartial jurists who apply the law without any bias, and they go to great lengths to stress they have no partisan loyalty whatsoever >> judges are not politicians who can promise to do certain things in exchange for votes. i have no agenda, and i will remember that it's my job to call balls and strikes and not to pitch or bat. >> seth: it's such a ridiculous argument we all know you're a republican. you're telling me george w. bush appointed you to the

supreme court without any idea what your political beliefs are? we can tell just from your haircut. they call that "the lego businessman. [ laughter ] so the justices want to be seen as apolitical, but there can be no doubt now that they're very explicitly doing trump's bidding after siding with him in his attempt to get his january 6th trial delayed until after the election the court agreed to hear trump's claim that he has the absolute immunity to do whatever he wants. >> donald trump's strategy to delay those trials until after the november election just got a big assist from the supreme court. the justices announcing they will hear the former president's claims of absolute immunity. that's going to happen in late april. a ruling not expected until the end of june. and only then can special counsel jack smith's federal election subversion case move forward, assuming that the court rules against trump. >> seth: now, the good news is we can all be happy that things have been moving so quickly. it's only february this is a trial about january 6th. until you remember it was january 6th three [ bleep ] years ago and you start to think, why the [ bleep ] did it take you so [ bleep ] long to start this [ bleep ] case when

we all saw the [ bleep ] insurrection on [ bleep ] tv with our [ bleep ] eyes. but then again, i'm not a lawyer, so [ bleep ] me. [ cheers and applause in fact, the supreme court could have taken this immunity case last year when it was first brought to them, but they kicked it back to the lower court the whole gambit here is to waste time so trump can delay the trial until after the election and they gave him exactly what he wanted. the conservatives on the court will happily do trump's bidding. all he has to do is say the magic word something like - >> shazam! [ laughter ] >> seth: keep in mind, this isn't like some sort of thorny, highly contested constitutional issue that's been vexing scholars for decades and where the lower courts are at loggerheads, thus forcing the high court to step in to reconcile contradictory rulings. basically everyone agrees this is ridiculous. trump is saying, "i'm allowed to commit any crime i want and nobody can do anything about it." and the supreme court is like, "oh, yeah, maybe, we'll take a look at that." [ light laughter ] during the appeals court oral arguments, the judges expressed shock when trump's lawyer argued he could theoretically order s.e.a.l. team 6 to murder a political opponent and get away

with it. >> could a president order s.e.a.l. team 6 to assassinate a political rival? that's an official act and order to s.e.a.l. team 6 >> yeah, he would have to be and would speedily be, you know, impeached and convicted before the criminal prosecution - >> i asked you a yes-or-no question could a president who ordered s.e.a.l. team 6 to assassinate a political rival who was not impeached, would he be subject to criminal prosecution? >> if he would impeached and convicted first. >> seth: just think about what trump's lawyer is saying there he's saying the only way trump could be criminally tried for murdering a political opponent is if two-thirds of the senate convicted him in an impeachment trial and removed him from office and i think we all know that would never happen republicans wouldn't even vote to convict trump after he tried to kill his own vice president, mike pence, a guy they're all friends with if trump wins a second term, he'll probably celebrate at his inauguration by lowering pence into a tank on the capitol steps filled with bloodthirsty sharks. [ light laughter ] "sir, it is an honor to be here with you today -- oh dear god, they're eating my legs which i richly deserve because i

didn't have the courage to overturn the election. oh good, no, the sound of my voice is putting the sharks to sleep. [ laughter ] "praise god. the right-wing supreme court is nothing more than a republican political operation doing the partisan bidding of donald trump we as voters deserve to see the outcome of a trial where the evidence against trump is presented before we vote but the supreme court has now made that all but impossible, because donald trump asked them to the maga justices on the court will happily do his bidding. trump's got them by the -- >> balls [ laughter ] >> seth: this has been "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with jamie dornan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ this looks like an actual farm. it looks cute on the app.

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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: give it up for the fantastic 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ten great years of the band. we also, to celebrate our 10th anniversary this week, fred armisen has been back on the drums. give it up for fred. [ cheers and applause fred, ten years, it's crazy. and this is very sweet, because you're always doing nice things. i heard that you had an idea for a piece of merchandise, a piece of merch, to celebrate the

10th anniversary that's going to be available in the nbc store next week? >> fred: that's right, so it's for the show to celebrate ten years of being on the air. >> seth: that's what i just said [ laughter ] >> fred: and -- so what we're going to do is we're doing these scripts that are like -- >> seth: scripts >> fred: scripts that are like play readings for you and your family of every show we've ever done so like every interview you've ever done. like, you know, the interviewee with the answers you read it with your family as a reading. [ laughter ] so every episode, you get to pick out, you're like, "i'd like something from, you know, 2018." and so you just get that episode. and someone gets to play seth. someone gets to play the other -- all the guests and everything it's a nice evening thing. it's like for the nighttime, you know [ light laughter ] as the -- you know, after dinner, the sun's gone down, sort of, you know -- you've got your - >> seth: yeah, we all know all the things that are true of nighttime. >> fred: you know what i mean. like the stars are out [ laughter ] you know the fireplace is going and you're with the family

>> seth: yeah. so that's so fun and so you basically say, "gather round, kids. >> fred: yeah. >> seth: "i'm going to give out the parts. >> fred: and some of the kids are like, "oh, episode 290!" "hold on, we did that one last week." [ light laughter ] and you know - and then you just read through it, and that's the end you go all the way to the "good nights." >> seth: that's so crazy it feels like it should be an app. it's actually a physical script? >> fred: a physical script and it's a little heavy. >> seth: okay. >> fred: you've got to buy it by the season >> seth: oh, my god. >> fred: so it's a couple of cases of script. [ laughter ] >> seth: we do -- we do over 100 shows a year, so that's a lot of scripts [ laughter ] give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause our guest tonight is a talented actor you know from films such as "belfast," "a haunting in venice," "barb and star go to vista del mar," and the award-winning series "the fall." he is currently starring in "the tourist," the highly anticipated second season is available to stream now on netflix.

please welcome to the show jamie dornan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: welcome to the show >> thank you >> seth: i'm so happy to have you here you know, i do want to -- before we move on to the wonderful show "the tourist," you were in one of my favorite films that came out during the pandemic. maybe got a little missed because it was a pandemic film "barb and star go to vista del mar. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> seth: and for me it was so exciting because i had known you first from "the fall." >> yeah. >> seth: and was never expecting to see you in a comedy like that >> no. >> seth: and it was just a delight. >> i don't think anybody watched "the fall" and thought, let's put him in comedy. [ light laughter ] you know, including me >> seth: yeah. >> you know. but it's one of those things that just came up right in a really lovely way. and i think -- it was one of the best experiences of my life. like just hanging around with kristen and annie and all those guys who came in and did like

day parts and all that stuff i'm just trying to keep up with them, you know, and try to like prove yourself that you're funny in that kind of capacity and with that company. it was incredible. >> seth: well, it's a wonderful film and congratulations on the show. now, the first season you shot in australia >> yes >> seth: and you moved -- you have three girls >> yeah. >> seth: you moved them to australia for five months. >> yeah. >> seth: did they like it? are they mad when you say we're going? >> no, you know what, like it was in the peak covid. >> seth: oh, perfect [ light laughter ] >> and actually -- so they were in great form anyway they were like "hey, this is a great experience." no, and then they were like -- wasn't going well in the uk. they were like, lockdown after lockdown so then -- australia had no case -- like south australia where we were had zero cases of covid. so we had to go and do quarantine in a hotel, which wasn't great but once we were there, it was kind of covid-free, so we felt pretty smug. >> seth: that's great. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, we felt pretty smug >> seth: did the girls pick up any australian slang, accent >> accent, definitely, our eldest, definitely and what's really sweet is now,

i mean, geez, that was, you know, four, three years ago that we left there. she still like facetimes with her wee mates that she made out there. and she still like -- like she falls back -- i sometimes listen in at the door because she's 10 and i'm -- getting to that age i'm like, "what are they actually talking about on there? [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> so -- and she still goes into a bit of australian twang when she's talking to her australian friends, which is pretty cool. >> seth: that's fantastic. this next season you shot in ireland? >> yes >> seth: now, i'm pretty good with accents sounds like you might maybe be from there >> i am from there [ laughter ] >> seth: did you have -- >> this guy is unbelievable. >> seth: yeah. it's a bit of a trick, yeah. >> none of them. [ light laughter ] >> seth: pretty cool >> it's serious. >> seth: pretty cool i do a little magic show in town if you want to go. [ light laughter ] >> wow, wow, wow, wow. >> seth: did you -- did you have some say was this a coincidence or did you sort of throw it out there that it might be more fun to do it there >> what do you think [ light laughter ] no, listen, i -- i had an idea

tha my character was irish, so remained irish, and then, you know -- we weren't meant to do a second series. and then when it did well, so there was like, "let's make more." and i sort of was like, "look. i think it's probably a good idea if like he goes to ireland, you know." searches for answers back there. 'cause, i don't know, he's lost his memory, he needs to find out who he is. i'm actually lucky, harry and jack williams who created the show were like, like "we have that idea too. so, it wasn't purely me sort of banging the drum for ireland, but i was pretty happy when we ended up there [ light laughter ] >> seth: i like you pitching it. like, "maybe he goes back. maybe he like -- maybe he lives in my house. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: "maybe he finds out he has three daughters. one of them's half-australian. [ laughter ] >> yeah. lots of scenes where he doesn't even get out of bed. he just like - [ laughter ] >> seth: just like so sad all the time he's catching up on other shows. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: you -- this is -- i - because i appreciate "the tourist. obviously not a show for kids. >> no. >> seth: you've got three kids

>> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: i'm in the same situation, right this isn't something my kids can watch. they're aware i do something like this but they don't get to enjoy it you actually -- you did a bit of a power play you reached out and got yourself in the "trolls" movie? >> i did, i did, i did, i did. >> seth: and did you fully make, like, "i want to be in it for my kids"? >> uh -- oh -- jesus, 100% like, i -- i actually realized i sort of like -- like sort of how rash that was. like to do that. our kids were obsessed with the first "trolls" movie constantly listening to justin timberlake and anna kendrick in the car, like at all times, to the point of like actual insanity [ light laughter ] and you know, universal were involved in those films. and we made "fifty shades" with universal. and so - [ cheers ] yep. all the guys [ laughter ] "i love that movie!" [ laughter ] so -- they do. you guys - >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so, yeah -- so donna langley, who runs universal, you know, is

a friend of mine i just said, "look, i will do -- i will do anything, just put me in thesecond "trolls" movie. i'll walk on and i'll sneeze, i don't care like, just put me in." so she worked on that and i -- and it's a small part, i think i have about eight lines or something, but it was great for the kids >> seth: now do you remember the name of your troll >> yes, i do it's called chaz, and he was the smooth jazz troll. [ laughter ] >> seth: were you happy when you found out that was what they had envisioned for you >> well in northern ireland, we're very famous for smooth jazz [ laughter ] so it was just like a perfect fit, obviously [ light laughter ] yeah no, i was pretty happy mate, i promise you, i would have done anything >> seth: yeah. >> so i was like, "oh, wow, he has like a name. >> seth: it does seem like they took you at your word. >> yes [ laughter ] >> seth: donna like went to the writers, they're like, "he'll do anything." they're like, "well, then he's chaz." [ laughter ] >> it's like the only one on the list that hasn't -- they have to find someone for [ laughter ] >> seth: everybody's -- now this is a photo of chaz

>> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: did you -- when you were doing the voice, did you have any sense of what chaz was going to look like >> no, but i always think like in these things like when they come out i always think the animated version does look a wee bit like the actor portraying it >> seth: yeah. >> i think -- i felt that with, you know, our good friend, kristen wiig, she's done that thing, "oh, looks a bit like her. >> seth: yeah. no, this is a dead ringer. [ laughter ] >> serious i would like - [ applause ] >> seth: yeah. >> i kind of love it and i would like - >> seth: i mean, i love it too i mean -- yeah, there's no reason to complain about chaz. >> no, no, no. >> seth: did you -- now, what was the payoff, though, when the girls finally saw the movie? could they tell it was you >> they were confused. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] that's the thing so many people have told me this about when you actually do the thing that you think kids are going to react to, they don't maybe love it as much as you - >> no, yeah, they're quick to tell you they don't love it, too. [ light laughter ] yeah, no, the oldest two were sort of getting it our youngest just turned five a couple of weeks ago.

so she - that's cute [ laughter ] even now when she watches it, i sort of try to force on it her a little bit now because she's a little bit older, maybe she'll understand she doesn't quite get it, that i'm that guy >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] to be fair, it's a tough thing to get >> no, no, true. [ light laughter ] and i did, yeah, changed my voice a little bit because i wanted to be understood somewhat, you know. so our youngest is, "it sounds a bit like you." i'm like, "it is me. i don't know how else to tell you, like, it's me." >> seth: you're opening imdb >> look, it's good, look, look, yeah yeah, we got residuals from this stuff. [ light laughter ] >> seth: this is important for our family >> pays for your lunch box >> seth: i want to talk more about "the tourist." i overheard you backstage. you're not allowed to cut your hair right now >> no, of course, no >> seth: yeah. new role >> new role. i start -- i start shooting in a few weeks. >> i don't think it looks bad. >> oh, well, thanks. that's - [ laughter ]

thanks, yeah [ cheers and applause it feels bad it's okay. it's just there's a lot of it. i don't mind it. it's so curly. so it's just dealing with that like it's just -- and i'm wearing a lot of hats. that's my thing. i'm somebody who like hats anyway but i'm -- every shop i go into, i buy a hat. yeah yeah >> seth: i would -- now the part, i'm assuming is a live action "trolls"? [ laughter ] >> i would -- i would never wear a hat for that >> seth: i got a lot more to ask you about. we'll be right back with jamie after this [ cheers and applause ♪ ugh. nothing works on this acne. hi! who.? i'm a licensed dermatology provider from curology. oh. just get a closer look. yup, acne and some dark spots. but, if you answer a few questions, i'll take a look at your skin and prescribe you a personalized cream. oh! i knew my phone was listening to me. curology.

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♪♪ see the difference with olay. i won't say nothing. >> anything. >> what? >> i won't say anything. "i won't say nothing" is a double negative. >> oh. >> seth: we're back with jamie dornan that was a clip from "the tourist. [ cheers and applause before i ask, because i know your wife is in the business as well >> yeah. >> seth: you've got three girls. do you feel like they -- they have the bug do you think they're going to want to be performers themselves >> i'd be amazed if there wasn't one of them, you know. >> seth: yeah. >> they'll become like - >> seth: well, it looks fun. >> yeah, exactly i'm a -- you know, i think, you know, they say that we have this great life and, you know, lots of good things but like that isn't a guarantee, obviously. >> seth: of course, yeah >> but if one of them doesn't end up being a sort of model/deejay/actress, i'll be confused [ laughter ] you know >> seth: this show was -- when it was released in the uk, was a

hit right away >> yeah. >> seth: did you have any expectation when you were making it that it was going to be received so well >> no, because it is quite odd, tonally. you know, you're sort of not totally ever comfortable what you're watching. in a good way, and a, you know, purposeful way and intentional way. just when you get comfortable with it, and you think, oh, this is like a dark, you know -- you know, genre thing. it -- something really silly happens, a crazy sort of comedy happens. so i was like, this is either really going to work or like not. [ light laughter ] and -- and luckily -- maybe not for everyone but a lot -- you know, great guns over there. so we were pretty -- really pretty pleased about it, yeah. >> seth: you had a nice release date it came out right after the new year >> oh we got that -- the slot. >> seth: which it's like a perfect time it's a good time i didn't realize until i read, oh, yeah, that's a really nice time to start a show >> no, it's a big thing. so we got new year's day at 9:00. everyone is inside in their

house. [ light laughter ] you know, and that was like, the slot everyone's pushed it too far the night before last thing they want to do is leave their sofa and, i know, it's on, you know, bbc one at primetime, 9:00 so, i'm not saying that's the only reason it was a success [ light laughter ] it is a good show. but it certainly helped. >> seth: a lot of action >> yeah. >> seth: a lot of stunts >> yeah. >> seth: i think you were hanging off a cliff at one point. how -- you're not actually, i'm assuming, in peril but it seemed like you probably got beat up a fair amount? >> felt like i was in peril, to be honest with you [ light laughter ] i'm -- i hang from this cliff, it's all a joke, they keep having this very long conversation and then -- in a very comedy way. then they sort of finish their conversation, go back, and then "oh, i just wanna go back out. so they're -- and the whole time i'm hanging. but i was on a harness, but i felt like it didn't look as good if i was letting the harness do the work >> seth: that's true >> so i was like, i'm gonna try to hang here so i ended up really truly hanging myself a lot but i've had three surgeries on my shoulder. i had a terrible skiing accident 14 years ago and it's, you know -- it's not great.

>> seth: yeah. >> so it didn't want to hang around for that long >> seth: when you had your ski accident the doctor was like, "you probably shouldn't hang from a cliff." >> no, exactly [ laughter ] no, definitely, definitely, definitely not so yeah, it set me back awhile, actually, yeah i was in, like, proper pain for a while. >> seth: you also had a very harrowing accident and i hope it's not traumatic to show the video from it but you posted this on instagram. >> yes, yes, yes >> seth: and i -- i'm impressed that you bounced back at all >> yeah. >> seth: and if you're a little queasy, you might not want to watch this video of jamie. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] now, jamie - [ applause ] >> i just think, you know -- >> seth: what did you think was going to happen? [ laughter ] >> well, i knew i wasn't the right size

[ laughter ] and i knew that could lead to something relatively funny happening. i didn't quite, you know - wasn't quite ready for the sort of violence of it. [ light laughter ] that's obviously in slow motion. >> seth: yeah. >> that all happened so quick. [ laughter ] and i said, "this will be -- ahh! and i was gone and i -- i learnt a lot of tough lessons that day [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. no obviously it's framed up pretty clo - who did you ask to film it >> oh, you know, some passerby [ laughter ] >> seth: so someone -- someone who maybe recognized you, jamie and was like, oh >> actually, no i -- thinking back, i actually genuinely don't remember but it was probably my poor wife but it could have been one of the kids or i might have been sad enough that i was at the kids' playground by myself [ laughter ] >> seth: so you set it up on a tripod [ laughter ] do your -- are your -- i mean, my kids are absolutely, but, are your kids embarrassed by you >> sure. >> seth: as a dad? >> sure, sure, sure. >> seth: what's the worst of it? >> they're more embarrassed by

you. [ laughter ] no, they are i don't know i'm in that sweet spot where they're just starting to be embarrassed. like, the eldest is starting to be embarrassed by me so you sort of lean into it quite a lot. and then make her even more embarrassed, i guess, in a way but -- we'll get -- we'll get through that our eldest is very in that, like world champion door slammer phase. [ light laughter ] so much so, actually, we haven't done this yet, but we are -- there's a guy coming to do it next week, 'cause i can't do any diy at all but, of like, putting like softener things around the - [ light laughter ] i'm good at setting up cameras but i'm going to set up a camera to -- at her first attempt at a door slam. [ laughter ] you know "i hate you guys!" [ laughter ] so, i'm excited. >> seth: you should put springs so it just pounces open. [ laughter ] i'm happy to hear you're not a

diy because i'm also not and i have the worst thing because my father-in-law and my brother-in-law are super handy >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: and when i first met my wife, and before we got married, she moved in with me and there was one day where i was just playing xbox. couldn't have been less impressive [ light laughter ] and my brother-in-law showed up at my house with a tool belt and a punch list and he was like, "hey, i gotta just do some stuff around here." and i was like, "oh, yeah, cool, cool, cool, uh - [ laughter ] yeah, i think that, i would do that, and then that, if i was picking the order. >> i want to be good at it, though >> seth: yeah. >> and i sometimes find myself watching, you know, like slow-mo videos of people like fixing stuff online >> seth: yeah. >> you know, very satisfying, like, you know, carpentry things and stuff. and i'm like, i could -- you could teach yourself to do that. >> seth: you could teach -- you know what? i watch those, too and you know what, there's always a phrase. >> yeah. >> seth: that makes me realize i'm not going to do it where the person will be like, "now you've got to be careful. i'm like, i'm out. [ laughter ] i'm out!

if we're talking about careful, i don't want to be a part of it. >> it's not for me, not for me >> seth: are the girls nice to one another? >> no. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] was there an era where they were or did it sort of -- >> eh. >> seth: okay. >> what we deal with is like any version, like two of them together is usually fine >> seth: yes >> i mean, the two older ones, best friends in the world. and then alberta came along. and -- i don't know, like -- [ light laughter ] it's just like a nuclear bomb. and of course, the middle one, see how that works she ends up -- because the eldest is really good with the little one, and the middle one gets a bit lost in the middle, like we all know can happen. and she's best friends with the dog, which is great, but like -- [ laughter ] it's just not, like -- what -- the ideal is five of us going out and everyone getting on. and we've seen glimpses of that. [ light laughter ] but, like, it's tough. i mean, all three of them together's tough >> seth: it is amazing >> what about yours? >> seth: when one goes away. >> yeah. >> seth: we're just like, look at this!

[ laughter ] >> i know, i know, i know. >> seth: yeah. >> isn't that so -- it makes me sad. >> seth: yeah. >> that, like, you know we always do, "oh this will be great. it's just the five of us it'll just be the family it'll be so easy." and we're like ah! you know >> seth: well we're just going to -- we got a big wheel, and we're going to spin it and one of them's just - >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: no, not like out forever. they're just going to -- we're gonna send them to live somewhere else [ laughter ] >> yeah, no, for sure, yeah, yeah i do think that's -- should be encouraged >> seth: yeah. i don't know maybe we should just switch one of ours and see. [ laughter ] hey, congratulations on the show thanks so much for being here. it's so great to finally meet you. [ cheers and applause jamie dornan, everyone "the tourist" is available to stream on netflix right now. stick around, we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ♪ this is it. one play. this is when we find out... (luke) hey, quick question. student body math proficiency, would we say it's good? fair? satisfactory? (player 1) what? (luke) like a percentage, if you had to guess. (players) hey, get out of here man. get off the field. (luke) understood. (players) security! grab him! (marci) great student-teacher ratio... (luke) marci! we've got to go! marci! we have got to go!

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