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>> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. oh, it's very -- i need it, i tell you what. we are squeaking toward the end of february. i got to say, i don't know if i'm going to make to it november, guys. it's just too much. we still have 46 primaries to go. you knew that, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: i know you have that primary advent calendar going at home. [ laughter ] all eyes were on the state of michigan last night for the primary elections there. as was expected, donald trump scored bigly over nikki haley. who reaffirmed that she has no intention of dropping out. she said her campaign is going to take this race one crushing [ laughter ] defeat at a time. president biden is running against no one. he beat no one with a commanding 81% of the vote. 13% of democrats in michigan

voted "uncommitted." michigan is home to a large population of muslim americans, many of whom do not like joe biden's approach to the war in the middle east. and that could be a big problem. he only won michigan by around 150,000 votes, which is a very slim margin. if muslim democrats in michigan withhold their vote, he could lose the state, which would likely elect trump, who would immediately turn gaza into a giant moses-themed golf resort. [ laughter ] but the important thing is, vote with your rage. [ cheers and applause ] that's how we do it now. president biden, boy, it's coming in from every side. including cyberspace. today, biden issued an executive order to safeguard american data from our foreign enemies who are working hard to try to steal it. it's called the "change your password from password" act. [ laughter ] the order is designed to prevent large-scale data theft and make all the hackers on earth laugh simultaneously. [ laughter ] grampotus also paid a visit to his doctor at walter reed medical center today.

nothing serious, just making sure he's still alive. [ laughter ] he had his annual check-up. i don't know if he's trying to make a point that he's in good shape or if he just really has to pee. but he's walking pretty fast on that wet surface. [ laughter ] i mean, he really was hustling. >> haven't seen you since high school! >> jimmy: oh my goodness, oh my gosh, wow. >> let's go, brandon, let's go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: biden's physical took about three hours. one hour of physical examination, two for him to get his pants back on. [ laughter ] he got a clean bill of health. the doctor said that even at 81, he is as healthy as a horse and buggy. [ laughter ] it's funny. people act like the results of biden's physical are somehow going to influence who we vote for? i don't care if he comes out of that doctor's office in an iron lung. i'd be fully okay with a "weekend at bernie's" type white house situation if it means no trump. [ cheers and applause ]

and while joe was getting his prostate manipulated, his son hunter went in for a probe conducted by the republican-led house oversight committee. today's session was held behind closed doors, which is exciting. that's where hunter likes to get pretty freaky. [ laughter ] it seems pretty obvious the republicans don't have anything big on him. he offered repeatedly to do the interview in public, live on tv, but the committee doesn't want us to see how little they actually have. so they insisted on doing it in secret. these are some of the members of the oversight committee. including klan mom marjorie taylor greene and the beetlejuicer herself, lauren boebert. [ laughter ] who is obsessed with trying to pin a major crime on joe biden's son. meanwhile yesterday, her son was arrested and is facing 22 charges stemming from a "string of vehicle trespass and property thefts." he is also being charged with attempted growing of a moustache. [ laughter ] we wish him well. the other big news out of washington today was from mitch mcconnell, who made a

surprise announcement. after an unprecedented 17 years as the top republican in the senate, he's hanging it up. >> one of life's most underappreciated talents is to know when it's time to move on to life's next chapter. >> jimmy: and then he died right on the spot. [ moans and applause ] yeah, he just melted and sunk. he's fine, he's fine. he will be retiring to the galapagos islands to spend more time with the other 500-year-old turtles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] meanwhile, and this is interesting. a lot of court stuff happening with trump. an appeals court today ordered that trump must pay the full $450 million judgment against him -- [ cheers and applause ] -- in his fraud case in new york. trump offered a bond for $100 million. the judge was like, "there's no negotiating this." [ laughter ] can you imagine? trying to a make a deal after

the verdict? "20 years? i tell you what judge. i'll do five and volunteer at the y every other tuesday. whaddaya say?" there's some hot gossip about melania trump during her time in the white house. remember that jacket she wore that said, "i really don't care, do you?" according to a new book, that was a shot at ivanka. with whom she was competing for press attention. there are a number of fresh revelations in this book. the book's called, "american woman: the transformation of the modern first lady." it says melania used her office at the white house so rarely, she had it converted into a gift-wrapping room and spent the majority of her time as first lady in "meetings with teams of lawyers to examine her assets and attend to matters associated with her pre and postnuptial agreements with her husband." [ laughter ] that sounds right. she probably just wanted to make sure she didn't get stuck with eric in a divorce. [ laughter and applause ] there's good stuff. the book says trump "flew into a fury" when he caught melania watching cnn on air

force one. she liked to watch cnn, so he ordered that all tvs be tuned to fox news at all times. i like that. for all the corruption and bigotry and bragging and tough talk, at heart, he's still a petty little bitch. [ laughter ] [ applause ] melania watching cnn is basically her version of cheating on trump with a porn star. [ laughter ] but i have to say, i know every couple does, but i'm surprised to hear they fight. i mean, these two lovebirds? [ laughter ] come on. they can't keep their hands on each other. melania may have some new competition in the first lady department from her step-daughter-in-law, lara. lara trump has entered the race for chair of the republican national committee. she says she's "proud to have the endorsement of my father-in-law and 45th president, dold j. trump." yeah. owneric doesn't have his endorsement. [ laughter ] lara is like the daughter trump never had sit on his lap as a teenager.

[ laughter and moans ] the whole family is working on operation "keep daddy out of prison" right now. donny jr. took to twitter to unveil his plan for how to give his dad a boost at the voting booths. "in 2024, we need an all-of-the-above voter strategy. that means voter registration at gun shows, concerts, ufc fights, and even in amish country." which as crazy as it sounds, i looked it up. turns out a lot of amish people love donald trump. which i guess makes sense. first of all, they've never seen him on tv. [ laughter ] number two, they both spend an inordinate amount of time talking about windmills. [ laughter ] and number three, both their heads are covered in straw. [ laughter ] [ applause ] wouldn't you love to see trump doing a rally for the amish out there at a barn-raising or something? he comes on stage dancing to "macho man" being played on a fiddle. [ laughter ] "we don't like electricity, do we, folks? no!" a merch table covered with maga

quilts. it would be something wonderful. this is something the amish might be happy to know. after nearly a decade of working in secret, apple has reportedly discontinued their efforts to develop an electric car. apple started working on an electric car back in 2014, but they had trouble figuring out how to make people have to buy a new one every year. [ laughter ] so they gave it up. and while it's unfortunate that we'll probably never get to see what they were working on, my sources tell me the apple car would have looked something like this. [ laughter ] my source and a 5-year-old boy. [ laughter ] in scotland over the weekend, children and parents were shedding tears of disappointment over a willy wonka-themed event that turned out to be very wonky. it was marketed as a "willy wonka experience" that was, quote, "a place where chocolate dreams become reality." they charged everyone $45 a ticket to walk through. this is from the website. an enchanted garden, imagination lab, a twilight tunnel.

but when people showed up, they found something very different from what they saw on the website. what they found was basically a big empty warehouse with vinyl backdrops. [ audience moans ] they got to see willy wonka's famous portable power generator. they got to meet what appears to be -- [ laughter ] a meth lab oompa loompa. i don't know. [ laughter ] they billed this as being full of "optical marvels." but you can see the optics. one of the customers who shot video showed they fell a bit short of marvelous. i don't know. is it possible they forgot to hand out the special glasses you put on that make everything amazing? [ laughter ] i don't know. seems like slugworth struck again. [ laughter ] parents were very upset. they called the police on the place. but i have to say, honestly, i feel like the kids learned an important lesson about how disappointing the rest of their lives are going to be. [ laughter ] speaking of major motion picture events, a week from this sunday at 7:00 p.m. eastern, 4:00 pacific, march 10th, i will

be hosting the oscars on abc. [ cheers and applause ] right across the street at the dolby theatre. it's the most wonderful time to be alive here in tensile town. and we wanted to get our neighborhood into the academy awards spirit. so we sent our roving reporter out on the street for a brand new 96th oscar edition of "breaking the news." >> breaking the news! awards edition! the scaffolding is up, and soon this entire area will be filled with the glamorous and beautiful people. for now, nothing but the sad, wretched norms. i need you guys to clear on out of here. thank you. >> tonight! >> it's oscars, and everybody wants to know who you're wearing. for this glendale man, it's his neighbor, gus, whose skin he meticulously cut off to turn it into this shirt. >> and this!

>> everybody loves "poor things." the story of a baby whose brain is taken out and put into the mother, who becomes a french prostitute. [ laughter ] not you, her. >> oh, baby! >> why the movies you didn't see say the most about you. what'd you think of "the color purple"? >> brilliant. brilliant movie. >> what'd you like about it? >> to be honest, i haven't seen it. [ laughter ] >> called it. >> caucasians! >> red carpet hits and misses. don't roll on that, that's for sydney sweeney! >> carpet burn! >> it's awards season, which means it's time for everybody's favorite frank. the hollywood hot dog. the staple -- wait a minute. the staple of the governor's ball since 1946. go ahead and grab that for me. it's an uncooked hot dog, pickle, sardines on rye with a healthy dollop of tartar sauce. take a bite of that.

and say, "it's an award weiner." what do you think? >> it's an award weiner. [ laughter ] >> go ahead, that's fine. take a big bite. really get that sardine in there. >> let's do lunch! >> as we celebrate the best of the best, we also honor those who are terrible on camera. >> oh, sorry, i am terrible on camera. >> nailed it! >> tune in tonight for my exclusive interview with all the stars. mr. tony bennett. the extremist jon voigt. the late, great ed asner. annette bening. snoop dogg. >> snoop snoop! this is a movie or milligram? >> paul giamatti.

stanley tucci. neil diamond. ted lasso. >> ha ha, haven't seen it. >> nick nolte. best song nominee, diane warren. chucky. timothee chalamet. >> yeah. >> pitbull. >> hey. great to be here. i'm very happy. >> no one wants to hear you talk. >> pipe down, pitbull! >> tonight, we celebrate the stars. but are the real stars the people who go to see these movies? >> i think so. >> nope. they're not. not even a little bit. >> snubbed! >> hi, guys. we're talking oscars. everybody loves "oppenheimer." >> yay! >> yay! >> let's meet the real star of "oppenheimer." >> okay. >> uranium. everybody grab one of these. go ahead and grab one of those. it's amazing how something this

little can make a bomb so big. everyone lift up your uranium and say oppenheimer! >> oppenheimer! >> oh, i lost another tooth. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're all invited to the governor's ball. thank you. we have a fun show for you tonight. theo james is here, we've got music from sheryl crow, and we'll be right back with bob odenkirk so stick around!

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who will go to congress and protect abortion rights and our democracy. because he sees a better future for all of us. i'm peter dixon and i approved this message. >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, a talented actor you know from "the white lotus." his new show is called "the gentlemen." theo james is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a nine-time grammy winner and member of the rock and roll hall of fame. her latest album "evolution" comes out march 29th. music from sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, eugene levy and anna sawai will join us with music from the kid laroi. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very gifted actor and writer who said we'd better call him, so we did. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome bob odenkirk!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. thank you for coming. richard louis passed away today. >> great, great stand-up comic, richard louis. >> jimmy: one of the best. [ applause ] just such a wonderfully lovely person. >> he was so sweet. he loved everybody and supported everybody. you know, when i came out here after writing at "saturday night live" in 1991, there was a scene happening of alternative comedy. jeannie garofalo was kind of the main person leading the way. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i remember watching her on stage, she had notes, wow, no one's ever done that. talking about her day and her personal life. and later, i remembered and looked at tapes.

and richard started that. richard louis. >> jimmy: that's right. >> wele always have him to than for that personal comedy he blazed the trail of, i think. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> so great. >> jimmy: he would have the notes, yeah. i remember -- i actually was texting with him just the other day. it's very strange, yeah, me too. he was in touch with everybody. and it's very sad. what a great guy. >> jimmy: yeah, a really great guy. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i saw you at the emmys. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you seemed -- you seemed -- here's how i would describe your demeanor at the emmys. it was like -- it was like a dad moment, almost, where like -- >> do you want me to act it out for you? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, would you mind? [ cheers ] >> can i -- can i fit in here -- then you went? >> jimmy: i went, "do you need a seat?" >> i'm looking at my ticket.

"it's over!" >> jimmy: then you were gone. that's pretty much what happened. >> i was late. i was late on purpose. i said, i'll show them, i'll get there late and i'll miss all that ho-hah that takes forever. >> jimmy: you mean the monologue we work so hard on? [ laughter ] >> get there late, get in my seat, it will be great. traffic in l.a., every night i forget. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> then every morning i remember, i'm reminded. we were late to be late. not late enough. the show was still going on. [ laughter ] but yeah. i was super late. then the category for my costar, racy horn, was being announced at that moment. >> jimmy: oh, that's why you were -- i see. >> i couldn't miss that. but oh, boy. >> jimmy: you're okay, though? everything's all right? >> i think so. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> you were so nice to try to fit me in. >> jimmy: you seemed in

distress, yeah. >> i was very distressed. >> jimmy: i would have let you sit on my lap if you needed to. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know, it's easy to forget, i think, that saul was not in the first season of "breaking bad." >> no, no. the character of saul showed up later in the second season. >> jimmy: and became one of the main -- in fact, you were at the s.a.g. awards, you had a reunion with your cast. [ cheers and applause ] i miss every one of these. i wish the show went on forever, i really do. >> very good people to include me. i really was popping in, i felt very much like a guest in their company. >> jimmy: did you always? >> maybe towards the end i felt maybe more part of the show. the truth is they established that show and everything about it, the tone, the integrity of the work, before i ever showed up. >> jimmy: were you a fan of the show going in to be on it? >> i'd never seen the show. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: did they know? >> nobody knows this. i never saw the show, and i got hired to do it. i was like, this will be cool. on the plane, i popped in a dvd that they sent me. and i watched like ten minutes. [ laughter ] and i knew it was a drama. i'm not stupid. but i was like, okay, good. then i had little kids at home at the time. every time -- well, we'd go to put the show on, you know, the kids are up and around, you know -- you couldn't play it because what if they walked in the room? in fact, the first time we really sat down, my wife naomi and i, to watch it, within ten minutes, a kid popped in the room. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i had to stop it. but eventually, i watched the show. >> jimmy: you did. >> i did have a faux pas in the makeup trailer one time. bryan was talking about a scene he was doing. and i'm like, "well, yeah, but your character and gus are friends, right?" [ laughter ] and he looked at me. this was the third season. and he goes, "you've never watched the show." [ laughter ]

and i just laughed. i didn't answer him. >> jimmy: you didn't cop to it. you cursed on the s.a.g. awards? >> i did. >> jimmy: i guess that's okay because it's on netflix, huh? >> well, i -- is it okay? i think i should apologize. could i use your -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- moment here? >> jimmy: absolutely. >> could i get some sad music? and a special light, an apology light. >> jimmy: do we have -- oh, yeah, that is our apology light. >> you've had it for years, you've never used it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] >> hello, america. the other night at the s.a.g. awards, as part of a great reunion of the "breaking bad" cast, i, bob odenkirk, besmirched the evening's abundant pleasant trees by saying the "f." i implore your ears to forget what they heard my mouth say. and i only hope that no other person ever again utters that word ever. don't go down the dark road i've

gone down. finally, i hope that this apology, spoken live on television, gives me complete immunity from any and all crimes from here forward. and i thank the supreme court. you guys are awesome. [ laughter ] it's impossible to do the work of being a celebrity without total immunity. you understand. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's so true. >> i can't do anything. you have to be able to break the law to do your job. >> jimmy: by the way, i want to ask you about this. i don't know if you are aware that you are in this shot. but this is from the macy's thanksgiving day parade. and there's you behind savannah guthrie. [ laughter ] >> okay, what you don't see is i'm with my family. and i always wanted to see it. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and i asked, and they got me set in that beautiful, perfect place to watch everything. >> jimmy: good seats. >> right behind me, savannah's blocking the greatest host ever for the event.

>> jimmy: what? >> i got to hear his monologue through the whole thing. it was flavor flav from public enemy. [ laughter and applause ] i'm telling you, he loved the parade so much! every single float. "damn, boy!" [ laughter ] he was so happy. he should host the parade. >> jimmy: that's a great idea. boy, that is a great -- maybe like a manning cast type situation. maybe you and flav. >> i would love it. >> jimmy: you could do alternate broadcasts of the thing. it's about time you guys teamed up. you did the show "finding your roots." i was on that show. that was a lot of fun. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: did you enjoy that? >> i loved it so much. >> jimmy: did you learn any revelations? >> absolutely. they made a big stink about it. i'm related to king charles. i'm his 11th cousin. >> jimmy: is that true? 11th cousin? that's not that far away. >> it is not that far away. how is it no one mentioned it in my family? [ laughter ] it's not that far back, like six

generations back is a direct relation to the duke of plune. he had four children with a mistress. he wrote down her name and said, i love her, i would like to marry her if my wife passes away. but he announced that she lived in the castle, and then he died first. >> jimmy: wow. >> but some -- how is it that they never told us? >> jimmy: you're a plune. >> i'm a plune. >> jimmy: that's crazy they would leave that out. in our family, they made up royalty and it turned out to be not true. >> is that so? >> jimmy: yes. >> there were two other -- that was never even a rumor in my family, so it was a big surprise. we did find out that we are related to general sheridan of the union army, which i'm very proud of. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> then the other question i had for them was, there was a rumor that my great grandmother was very wealthy, and a summer home, a whole staff there.

and my aunts and uncles went there when they were a kid. and they talked about it. and i said, can you find out what happened there? then they were like, we didn't find any money there. he worked in a factory. he was the head of the floor of the factory. and i thought, hm. well, it was chicago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. could have been some -- >> skimming may have been a way to be very wealthy. >> jimmy: right, yeah, wow. a duke and a mobster in there. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: king bob of plune. >> what did you find out? >> jimmy: i found out that nothing that my family had said was true. [ laughter ] nothing at all. i mean, yeah, no -- i did find out that we are -- our family was a group of anarchists in italy who built a staircase so large at their home, the blocked the town's pizza oven. [ laughter ] and everyone hated them.

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>> jimmy: we're back. it's bob odenkirk, who's a very busy man. >> kicking back, reading books. i'm writing a couple of movies. >> jimmy: oh, okay. typically this is the spot where we'd show a clip of whatever it is that you're working on. >> i have a clip for it.

>> jimmy: you have -- >> i have a trailer. would you like to see it? >> jimmy: well, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] sure, if you have it. >> show that. >> jimmy: let's take a look at bob's clip. ♪ >> from slapdash films comes the story of one actor in between jobs who gets the call that every actor dreams of. >> bob odenkirk, i'm between jobs. "the jimmy kimmel show"? wednesday night? that's -- oh, yeah, yeah, i've got a huge movie coming out. great. >> from the people who brought you "not busy" -- >> don't you get it? i have to come up with an entire movie, write it, shoot it, cut a trailer for it, and come up with a charming anecdote by tomorrow's show. >> dad. cool, dad. i just need to use the car. you're going to do great.

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endorsing democrat katie porter for senate over all other options. porter is "easily the most impressive candidate." "known for her grilling of corporate executives." with "deep policy knowledge." katie porter's housing plan has "bipartisan-friendly ideas to bring homebuilding costs down." and the chronicle praises "her ideas to end soft corruption in politics." let's shake up the senate. with democrat katie porter. i'm katie porter and i approve this message. >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. music from sheryl crow is on the way. you know our next guest as the worst best friend ever in season two of "the white lotus." next up he plays a gentleman in the new guy ritchie series "the

gentlemen." it premieres one week from tomorrow on netflix. please welcome theo james. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming. i feel like i've seen you recently because i watched you on "the white lotus." but you were on the show ten years ago. >> i was, yeah. [ bleep ], yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it was a long time ago. >> a very embarrassing way, a weird silver suit on a zip line. >> jimmy: you came in on a zip line? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you'd think i would remember that. [ laughter ] >> it was that boring. >> jimmy: you at that time -- well, on "the white lotus," you're american. now you seem to be totally english. [ laughter ] >> i'm very english. people are quite surprised i'm not american. they're also surprised i'm not a complete [ bleep ]. "oh, i assumed you're a complete

[ bleep ]." >> jimmy: you take one of these things as a compliment? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it must be -- i would be delighted with myself if my american accent was so good that i tricked a whole country, you know? >> hopefully, yeah. >> jimmy: i don't feel i could pull that off in england. >> there's so many little dialects in england, you can't fake it, i think. >> jimmy: we've got quite a few of them here, i don't know if you've been around. >> have you? >> jimmy: yeah. your character in "the gentlemen" is wrapped up in a drug empire, is that correct to say? >> yes. i play eddie, who's a duke. he comes home to his family see and unwittingly inherits the family estate, then he finds out underneath it is a drug empire being kind of run underneath it. he has to extradite the family from it. >> jimmy: a duke? my friend bob, he's a duke. [ laughter ] have you met duke bob? >> i wish i had. i tried to meet him. we say duke. >> jimmy: another drug empire. you say duke? >> we say duke. >> jimmy: well, we're here now.

[ laughter ] do you really say duke? is that the right way to say it? duke? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so you sound like a doof if you say duke. >> or [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: do you have any royals in your family? >> yes, i do. weirdly, i'm related to harry. >> jimmy: are you? >> no. [ laughter ] it would be incredible if i was. actually, weirdly, bob -- you were talking about "breaking bad." my first-ever job that i worked was on a film set i with bryan cranston playing in the scenes i was in. i had about four scenes. and it was terrifying. >> jimmy: why? >> he was very nice. he was really, really, really lovely because i was incredibly nervous. >> jimmy: to be working with him, you were nervous? >> first day -- i'd never been on a film set, i've never been in that environment. i remember even for action, they had a gong. instead of "ax," it was a gong. literally, walking around, what happened was i'd learnt my

lines. thinking about it for days, sitting in the trailer, kind of nervously warming up to it. i just dried every time. it was horrendous, my first job. years later, my friend -- i kind of blanked out. my friend, "i saw that film you were in." "how was it?" "you weren't in it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were cut out of the movie? >> they cut me all the way out. >> jimmy: was bryan nice to you? >> incredibly nice. >> jimmy: he seems like the perfect person to have a nervous breakdown in front of, he is so nice. >> funnily enough, i think early season, the first season of "breaking bad." naively english guy, "what are you up to at the moment?" he was like, "oh, i'm just doing this thing, it's about a chemistry teacher, becomes a crack dealer." i remember thinking, huh that won't go far. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at least you were watching it. some of his costars weren't. [ laughter ] >> i heard, i heard. >> jimmy: is guy ritchie fun to work with?

>> he's fun. he's very -- >> jimmy: oh, that is a no. [ laughter ] >> -- specific. >> jimmy: that is a no is what that is. >> no, he's fun. you get to the set, and you don't know -- he improvises a lot of it. so you're kind of making it up as a team. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. but i like -- you don't believe me. >> jimmy: i do believe you. >> he has a [ bleep ] he quotes which is quite funny. he thinks it's kind of peppered everywhere. but -- >> jimmy: the "c" word. >> you'd say it, "no, no, no we get one [ bleep ] every episode, no more." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's in the contract. you know, that word, like in -- i know it's a foul word in england, but here it's like 15 times worse. [ laughter ] you know? it's like something you guys call your friends over there. >> it is. >> jimmy: we don't call our friends that, no. [ laughter ] it's really like -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a rarity here. we get one a year. [ laughter ]

we don't get one a -- one an episode here. >> yeah. it's guy's favorite word. >> jimmy: i heard, though, he barbecues for everybody on set all the time. was that the case for your set? >> he does, yes. he has a very cool leather, decked-out trailer. he barbecues, cuts meat. you know. it's intriguing, dangerous, and a little bit sexy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is your family -- are you from a family of actors or what? >> no, no, none of them are in the industry at all. nurse, speech therapist, different things. >> jimmy: really, wow. are they excited about this, that you are now this famous actor? >> no. >> jimmy: no? [ laughter ] nobody cares? >> they are very excited about it. they're very supportive. but my brother, my eldest brother, loves to rib me. he still will rib me about one of my early jobs where my character was called jed. and my main job was to text ghosts. [ laughter ] he just loves ribbing me about

jed. >> jimmy: wait, what show was this? was this a movie or a show? >> a tv show. it was about a ghost hunter. how he hunted them was texting them. [ laughter ] "i'll get that ghost!" >> jimmy: we are to believe the ghosts had phones? >> exactly. didn't make any sense. >> jimmy: i think i'm with your brother on that one. [ laughter ] wow, that's pretty crazy. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you hear from people about "the white lotus" frequently here? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: do people -- do you notice -- i notice that people all want to go on vacation at the hotel you guys were at. >> apparently it was booked out. it's still booked out about three years. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's going to be impossible there. there's going to be -- even worse than the show, probably, yeah. >> weird thing, we stayed in that hotel. we're shooting in the hotel. then we were having drinks in the evening in the hotel. sort of like, you know, reality versus fiction, kind of blended in interesting ways. >> jimmy: oh, well. my goodness. in your case, that's particularly interesting.

it's great to have you here. congratulations on the show. it's called "the gentlemen." it premieres a week from tomorrow on netflix. theo james, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with sheryl crow! i see my husband... the father of our girls. i see a public servant. a man who served under secretary clinton in the state department... where he took on the epidemic of violence against women in the congo. i see a fighter, a tenacious problem-solver... who will go to congress and protect abortion rights and our democracy. because he sees a better future for all of us. i'm peter dixon and i approved this message.

democrats agree. conservative republican steve garvey is the wrong choice for the senate. ...our republican opponent here on this stage has voted for donald trump twice. mr. garvey, you voted for him twice... as your own man, what is your decision? garvey is wrong for california. but garvey's surging in the polls. fox news says garvey would be a boost to republican control of the senate. stop garvey. adam schiff for senate. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message.

>> jimmy: thanks to bob odenkirk and theo james. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, her album "evolution" comes out march 29th. here with the title track, sheryl crow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ turned on the radio and there it was a song that sounded like something i wrote ♪ ♪ the voice and melody were hauntingly so familiar that i thought it was a joke ♪ ♪ is it beyond intelligence as if the soul need not exist ♪

♪ evolution ever-changing lost in space and time ♪ ♪ maybe there's a grand solution somewhere we will find deep in the heart of humankind ♪ ♪ i held my baby as the sun came up and i watched him as he opened up his eyes ♪ ♪ what will i tell him when he's old enough to want the answers to all the questions why ♪ ♪ yes we are brilliant we are kind but sometimes we miss the glaring signs ♪

♪ evolution ever-changing lost in space and time ♪ ♪ maybe there's a grand solution somewhere we will find deep in the heart of humankind ♪ ♪ we can create we can destroy we can feel pain we can feel joy ♪ ♪ we can plant seeds and watch love grow we can feel love 'cause it's written in the humankind ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ where are we headed in this paradise we are passengers and there's

no one at the wheel ♪ ♪ no matter how well you can outdo me there is one thing you will never do and it's feel ♪ ♪ evolution ever-changing lost in space and time maybe there's a grand solution somewhere we will find ♪ ♪ evolution ever-changing lost in space and time maybe there's a grand solution somewhere we will find ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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