dan: you can watch all of our newscasts live and on-demand through the bay tv app available for google tv, and was tv, and roku. download now and start streaming. from all of us here we appreciate your time. have a good night. . >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ben stiller! desus nice. and music from yeah, yeah, yeahs. with cleto and the cletones.

and now, jimmy ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. very nice. thank you. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i appreciate, i don't deserve it, but appreciate it. thank you for coming and for lining up and for being here and joining us. this is our, thank you. this is our fourth night from the beautiful howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn

academy of music. and it was, oh, a beautiful day in new york today. what a beautiful day it was. we had a, we've had a great week. i'll tell you something. not only do i love brooklyn. my kids love brooklyn. i've got two little kids, although i'm not sure if they're going to be the same when we get back. first my son billy, who's 5, learned about the middle finger. after the show he's running and he falls and he goes "ooh, right in the balls." dad, what are balls? i didn't tell him. but anyway, i'm sure you will. brooklyn is a magical place. last night we decided we were going to go out and do something you can only do in new we spent 7 4u7b$700 on two days of groceries and carried them upstairs. wea where's guillermo? what are you doing on the tv,

guillermo? >> guillermo: hey, jimmy, sorry, i'm here. >> jimmy: where's here? goin i . >> guillermo: i need to get my phone fixed. >> jimmy: what happened to your phone? >> guillermo: it just broke. >> jimmy: can't you do that on your own time? we got the show here. >> guillermo: no, i got too many plans on my own time. >> jimmy: please come back and do that later. people are excited to see you. >> guillermo: hang on, jimmy, i think the apple guy's coming with my phone. [cheers and applause] >> all right. so, i was talking to my manager. he says there's no way that we can make the birds any less angry, i'm sorry. >> guillermo: damn. >> jimmy: the apple guy looks a little like jon stewart, guillermo. >> how you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm unclear on what's

happening. you're working at the apple store now? >> that's right, because my new show is on apple tv plus. >> jimmy: i know that, yeah. >> you do know that in. >> jimmy: yeah. >> could you tell people? second season, october 7th. it's coming out, i promise. >> jimmy: okay, october 7. i'll mention that to others. but hold on, what does being on apple tv plus have to do with working at the apple store? >> there's plus part. lady from ted lass oo got weekends. >>. >> jimmy: that's unusual. >> i thought strange, too. i got to go, i got a needing me to soinynch up her ae watch with her --

have my passport. >> jimmy: that was jon stewart. only in new york. and you get back here, guillermo. it is a great time to and baseball fan in this city. did you see aaron judge last night? [cheers and applause] he was kind of stalled at 60 home runs for over a week. he hit historic number 61. >> and the 3-2. drove deep to left field! this could be see-ya. he is tied with 61 home runs. the most anybody has ever hit in a single season! in american league history! >> jimmy: the ball itself was like a flying lotto ticket. they say it could be worth

anywhere from $200,000 to $250,000. so the fans were very anxious to catch it. lots of people brought gloves to the game. but this guy, it bounced off his glove. he a real shot at it. it's not as easy as it looks. but the announcers kind of rubbed it in. >> that fella in the blue jays jersey came to the game, maybe he's hoping to catch the ball, maybe not. maybe it's a coincidence he's sitting there. look how close he came. he got a glove on it. 5'10". if he were 6'1" he would have had that. >> he can't believe it. he is sick. >> oh. >> you come to a ball game, and out of all the seats you could possibly sit in, he was sitting in the right seat. his arm wasn't long enough. oh, what a heartbreak. he is not happy. >> jimmy: yeah. of course he's not happy, he's got no ball and short little

arms. i'm not sure how some of the sleuths who work here at the show were able to track this unfortunate man down, and joining this live from toronto, now, the guy who almost caught aaron judge's ball, kyle mulligan. hi, kyle. >> how you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: how are you feeling today, kyle? >> terrible. >> jimmy: tell us what happened. we saw what happened, but from your perspective how did that go? >> from my persons, i pective, to the game knowing i was going to catch that ball. i was ready for it, around frankie lasagna, the guy everybody thinks i am, bumped my elbow and missed it by two inch. >> jimmy: what are the chances that a guy named jimmy lasagna wouldn't be from the bronx. what do you do? >> ima he'm

>> jimmy: so people who you've done their wiring, should they be worried? >> no. >> jimmy: if you had caught the ball, what would you do with it? >> well, i would put these kids of mine through col yeah. >> jimmy: so your children literally are not going to college because of -- >> they'll be all right, still. but it would help, six figure, right in. >> jimmy: we don't want to you end up empty handed, that's kind of why you're on the show in the first place. so we're g for you a trip to new york city for you and your wife to see the ball drop. thank you, kyle. give our love to canada, all right? >> bye, guys.

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: aaron judge, by the way, aaron has, i think, seven games to break the american league record, but he's very unlikely to break the major league record held by barry bonds at 73. unlike barry bonds, aaron judge can still fit his head through the neck hole of his sweaters. in queens last night this happened. >> and punches one through the hole, base hit! here comes safe! >> jimmy: they have a series in atlanta starting tomorrow, so who knows, being a mets fan is like being charlie brown just before he's kicking the football. the mowhole time. down in florida, hurricane ian appears to have a sense of humor. i can't think of a visual that better encapsulates what it's

like to be a trump supporter. donald trump is in florida right now. but don't worry, his magic sharpy will protect him from a hurricane. i think this was interesting. one of trump's most loyal maga maggots is congresswoman marjorie taylor green. she's getting divorced. her husband, perry green, filed for divorce yesterday after 27 years. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, it's nothing to, his original sentence was 30 years, but the judge shaved three years off for good behavior. and in the space where he had to state the reason for divorce, he wrote, i am married to marjorie taylor green. [cheers and

hey. >> how are you? [cheers and applause] beautiful. >> jimmy: i thought h >> jimmy: i thought you had to work. what's going on? >> i had a break. >> jimmy: i see what's going on. you missed the audience, you want the applause. i get it. >> no, it's nice. i do miss it, it's really nice. but there's also somebody who owes me $8,816, because guillermo -- he bought a bunch of mac books, so if you could just -- >> jimmy: i have to pay for them? >> that's right. >> jimmy: why am i paying for this? >> guillermo: well, you have a lot of money, dude. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> ooh, diner's club, look at you. >> jimmy: yeah, just pretend to put that right in there. >> boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,

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[ applause ] tomorrow night jason bateman will be here with us. you know him from "teen wolf 2". and unfortunately, paul simon, who i was so excited. i've always wanted to meet paul simon has canceled, because he has covid. he's doing fine, he's doing well, but he doesn't want anyone to get sick. so filling in is action bronson, which is really the same thing. i think he's going to codachrome. if were you coming to see paul, stay home. our next guest, he's been called gaylord fokker, the guy who got his scrotum stuck in a zipper, "severance" is on apple tv plus now. please welcome ben stiller.

[ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. >> thanks, man, good to be here. >> jimmy: are you so talented, it's almost depressing to say. >> thanks, i'm happy to be part of your brooklyn thing. >> jimmy: i'm happy you're here. >> i grew up in manhattan but have so many brooklyn connections. >> jimmy: what are your brooklyn connections? >> my dad was born if brook my mom's born in brook lane. one of the first things i directed was collin quinn's. and we did a parody of going back to cali of going back to brooklyn. >> jimmy: great and underappreciated collin quinn. one of the funniest guys if the whole world >> so funny.

going back to brooklyn, brooklyn. i'm going back to brooklyn. i don't think so. >> jimmy: i was thinking, you know, when we do the show in new york we want to get people who really represent the city. and there's nobody i think that is more a new yorker than you are. i mean, you are, you've lived hear your here your whole life, right? >> not my whole life, thank you. before you applaud, i m moved to california for about 20 years. >> jimmy: i wish i'd known this beforehand, i wouldn't never have asked you to come. >> am i agree up in the city and we got a house in westchester, the suburbs. i grew up in new york. so it was just like -- >> jimmy: romanticized the suburbs. >> out there it's very, you know t's it's bucolic, and i grew up with

things like, i grew up with rats on the street. cockroaches. and out there you get an infestation of ladybugs. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah, we had ladybugs in the house. and for a while i thought it was cute before i thought it was disgusting. >> jimmy: oh, you made the turn. >> yeah, because they're really just like, they're bugs. and i mean they have this cute little, they have polka dots, which is great. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> they fly around. and i can't kell till them, bec they're a lady bug. so i flick them. i flick them away, to give them a serious intention to leechlt their cuteness is sort of their darwinian way of surviving. >> jimmy: it is, but it doesn't seem like, it seems like the only people who acknowledge that would be humans, like other birds are like, oh, no, that's too cute to eat. >> i guess not. it works with humans.

because you're mott goinnot goi stomp, it's like stomping a kid who has a polka dot umbrella. guilt is how they survive. >> jimmy: you're basically like a cockroach with a paint job, really. >> yeah, for sure. >> jimmy: i heard you're working on a documentary about your parents, jerry stiller and mirren. i had the pleasure of meeting both of them. really, really great people >> they were amazing. it's cool to have all this footage and material of them. and it's been, i'm kind of in the middle of it. but just, you know, my tdad recorded so much, he would make audio recordings around the house all the time. >> jimmy: that's so great. >> he would not tell us when he was doing it. i have stuff when i was younger, 7, 8 years old getting into arguments with my sister. he recorded conversations in rehearsals with my mom that

sometimes, their act was, they had an act together and they did like ed sullivan 30 times, and he would take their lives and the material came out of their marriage and they would turn it into, you know, comedy. so it's interesting to see how the lines blurred for them in terms of real life and their relationship and how they turned it into create ifivity. >> jimmy: that's amazing and forward thinking. your dad sort of invented that. >> he had a reel-to-reel. he had this amazing reel-to-reel tape recorder that i always said as a kid, when you die, can i have this tape recorder? >> jimmy: and you brought some video, some film that your dad shot? >> he was always recording and always filming. he got me my first temporary camera and got me into movies. he would film us all the time and was very overprotective. when i was going to walk to

school for the first time in third grade, he followed knee t me n me why the car, and shot footage of me walking. this is me walking to school on my own in new york city, but jerry stiller is in a car filming me. >> jimmy: what year was that? >> that's probably like 1973. that's our building. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. that's great. >> he literally, when he was doing that, a cop stopped him. and said, why are you, why are you filming that child? >> jimmy: that's good, hey, listen, the cops were vigilant at that time. how old are your kids now? >> my daughter is 20 years old. my son's 17. my son quinn is a huge guillermo fan. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: oh. >> my daughter's 20.

she's in drama school. >> jimmy: really? >> this summer, my daughter, she's in drama school. one of her classmates is british. he sho she's in london in hyde park. and she see this is guy go by on a bicycle and sees something drop out of his pocket. so she goes up, picks up the wallet. it's a wallet, opens it up and sees credit cards and driver's license and it says owen wilson. so she goes to the english policeman, the bobbie, the bobbie? constable? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she says, hey, i think i found, owen wilson dropped his wallet and credit cards, what should i do? and he says oh, maybe you should go on a spending spree. [ laughter ] >> and she's like, it's not going to help her. and she remembers, wait a main. i think ella's dad is friends with owen wilson.

she texted him and said my friend just found owen's wallet. so i tixed want your wallet back, text me right and five mains latinutes later text back "wow." >> jimmy: ben stiller's here, we'll be right back. sporgsportions of "jimmy ki live" are brought to you by i can't believe it's not butter. ♪ ♪ ♪ wherever you go. wherever you stay. all you need is one key. earn and use rewards across expedia, hotels.com, and vrbo.

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show. it's a weird show, but it's absolutely great. the way it ends is so interesting. do you look at people's theories online? >> every once in a while i'll dip in, but it's dangerous, can you go down, oh, that guy's right, we should have done that. >> jimmy: i took the kind of the founder of this weird company, his name keir eegan. i spent a lot of time rearranging the letters to see if it meant something. it is such a weird name it's got to mean something. and the only thing i could come up with was ikea anger. >> i had not heard that one. >> jimmy: is there a furniture assembly sub plot that maybe we'll learn about? be honest, you have to tell me if i've discovered this. >> i -- no. but i really like that. i love your commitment to it and

that you're so into it. >> jimmy: i really haven't felt about this like a show since "lost", where i was trying to figure it out. >> it's interesting, because there is a rot in thelot in the people to figure out and space to theorize. we were making it during covid for a while. so we were in a bubble. we didn't know if anybody was really going to watch t it'it. it's fun to see people invest in it. it's a different situation, we're aware that people have alex pecktaan expectation. it's heard beca it's heard beca it's harder because you don't want to let people down. >> jimmy: we assume you know a lot about new york. we thought it would be fun to let people on the street ask you questions about new york. and would you bel to accept this

challenge? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, outside we have people from the area. >> okay. >> jimmy: they're lined up. they have questions for you about the city, are you ready in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's go out to our first. what is your name and your question for ben. >> hi, my name is loretta james. what is the best way to spend a free day in brooklyn? >> i think i would start with a nice walk through prospect park. to the botanical gardens, and maybe wrap it up with a nice slice of cheesecake at juniors. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well done. you rattled that off. let's meet another new yorker. hi there. >> hi. ben, my name is mike. big fan. >> thanks, man. >> i live on 11th street between b and c and can't get my heat to work. any suggestions? [ laughter ] >> do you live at 631 east 11th?

>> wow, yeah, i do! >> apartment 4 c? >> yeah. >> so your landlord is harry o'reilly, which means your radiator is an mcraidy 328. you're going to see a small little brass pipe under the left side, okay, with a red valve. you want to turn it three quarters of an inch counter clockwise. you know what counter clockwise is? no, no, no. the other way. >> yeah. >> the other way. then you're going to hear a hissing sound. when you hear the hissing sound, you're going to push the buttons in the following order. off high, on low, high, low low, cool, heat, off, high, high. all right in then you want to do elbow, elbow hit and little hip thrust. >> wow. >> jimmy: very specific questions. we have one more.

one more. >> hi, ben. >> hey, man. >> what's the best place to get a pizza in new york. >> that's a good one. >> jimmy: that's a dangerous question. >> i'm going to have to say either lucali. maybe f&f. or defaras or pauley g' >> thanks, man. >> jimmy, what are you talking about? what are you talking about? i was on my vape break, and i overheard some new york pizza misinformation. the answer is, ben, john's on bleaker for the best pie. what are you talking about? [cheers and applause] >> wow. >> f&b's, shut up. >> spoken like s doesn't have the balls to cross

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[cheers and ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> woo. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? i've been here almost all week and you're the first guest to bring plea a pizza. thank you. >> because i have culture, jimmy. you're both wrong. the best pizza comes from cuts and slices. >> jimmy: is that right? >> if you've never had it, i'm jamaican. it tastes, you know, it encapsulates both kacultures, n only italian but we got ox tail. >> jimmy: ox tail. >> have you had ox tail? >> jimmy: i have, but not on a

pizza. >> my parents don't eat it because it's too decadent. you eat this, ancestors look down at you like you're wasteful. >> jimmy: what would your parents make? >> growing up, we never had pizza, tacos, cassava, like. after a long day of running around, you don't want the hard yams. >> jimmy: is that what cassava is? >> one time i got in trouble because i asked for pizza, and they looked at me like, we didn't risk our lives coming from jamaica so you could eat pizza. >> jimmy: if you're going to take a stand, that seems like the wrong one. >> how's it taste? >> jimmy: it's actually really good. it's very good. guillermo, you want one? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. >> higgins >> jimmy: i would imagine this could potentially cause an

outburst of anger from people, i mean people are very specific about what is allowed on pizza and what is not. >> you see how people react to pineapple on pizza. we have to protect ox tail right now. we have to gate keep it. it's becoming way too expensive. you know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: it's the tail of a cow, not really an ox. >> you can't sell cow tail at whole foods. it's such a good thing. i took a picture of the slice and put it on twitter. it went viral with like 12,700 like. but some were like, that's a waste of you waist . >> jimmy: people get really upset about the dumbest things possible. what did your parents do for work? >> my father was a landlord and

my mother a librarian. i thought that was cool, but bringing extra books to school was very nerdy. it wasn't the flex i thought it was. >> you'd have a lot of books and you would bring them to school in. >> check this out, check out. the national gee grapographic s breasts, and that changed everything. >> jimmy: your mom would bring them home. >> yeah, my mom was like, you really want to know about africa? i was like, yes, yes, i do. >> jimmy: it was always for some reason in the back. national geographic. >> you take it into the bathroom. people start knocking on the door, like i'm studying! >> jimmy: yeah, right. you started your television career at mtv, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: was at that like your first job or did you have work before that? >> no, i'm jamaican again, and i've had every job can you possibly have in new york city.

i collected dead rats at a car dealership. >> jimmy: you collected them? >> i picked them up. >> jimmy: why were there dead rats in. >> exterminator came in the week before and put poison all over the dealership. i had to use my nose, it always knows, to find the dead rats. soy put vicks and i'd put them in the vat with the used motor oil. >> jimmy: why in the bag with the used motor oil? >> you don't want to waste a bag. we're trying to be green, jimmy. >> jimmy: fan. would people be upset if you rebuilt, moved madison square

guard snn. > garden? >> every time eric adams does something you have to say what is he getting out of . he he pro he's probably wanting to cut down his commute. >> jimmy: that's reason? >> eric adams in life is to cut the lawn to get in vip and the biggest fear we all have as new yorkers is being in a club and turning around and he's behind you. >> jimmy: is that right? >> you could lose your job! >> jimmy: it's great to you have here. and this organization that you're supporting does great things. >> shout out to the bronx defenders. they help people, families that don't have money. immigrants. people who were arrested and might not know their rights. and i'm working on host ago galla. it's important to me, when i got if trouble

in trouble way back in the day, they helped me. it's full circle. >> jimmy: october 13 in new york. thank you, desus. we'll be back with yeah yeah yeahs. what if magic could happen on main street? what if i could walk into a cartoon world? if i could watch heroes save the day... ...and become a hero myself? what if stories could come to life? new surprises await at the disney100 celebration, only at the disneyland resort. hi, i'm katie. i live in flagstaff, arizona. i'm an older student.

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>> jimmy: well, thanks to ben stiller, desus nice and jon stewart. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, their album, "cool it down", came out moments ago here with the song "burning", yeah, yeah, yeahs. ♪ ♪ ♪ believer ♪ ♪ took me over like a fever ♪ ♪ caught you hidin' ♪ ♪ like a meteor i gr glow ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ ♪ lay your red hand on me, baby ♪ ♪ ooh ♪

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[cheers and applause] ♪ what yeah gonna do, what yeah gonna ♪ ♪ ♪ because what they're hidin' ♪ ♪ ♪ flow, flow, flow ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water ♪

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tonight. the battle over medical care for trans youth. >> to say this is a bill protecting children is completely disingenuous. >> at least 20 states passing