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>> jimmy: welcome. welcome. [cheers and applause] thank you for watching, all the clapping and everything, happy pi day, it is 3/14, which i think pi day was like the first date-based holiday. now we have for 20 for smoking weed, we have may the 4th is "star wars" day, 8/17 i jeffrey dahmer day. do you get that, guillermo? >> i do. >> jimmy: explain it to us. >> i'm not sure, jimmy. i know about taco tuesday. >> jimmy: taco tuesday, jeffrey dahmer ate 17 acquaintances. if and he ate them on taco tuesday. he made tacos out of them. and then we got easter coming up
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three and a half weeks and by the way, there's an easter controversy already gently boiling. peta, the animal rights organization, has asked the white house to stop using eggs in their annual easter egg roll, which would just be -- i don't know if they would -- is it possible that peter is a false flag operation designed to make liberals look ridiculous? because peta is asking the bidens to use plastic eggs, wooden eggs, or even lovely painted rocks instead of eggs. that's a good idea, big pile of rocks outside the white house just in case there's another insurrection or something in summary wants to beat their mind. why they are focused on this i have no idea when the bigger issue is the fact that the white house on easter is testing eye shadow mascara on a bunny. is this an easter egg roll or "rupaul's drag race"? i don't know. and the white house isn't the only one getting it from peter this week. the group is apparently also happy that we had a donkey at the oscars sunday night. so we had jenny the emotional
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support donkey on the show and the posted shame on jimmy kimmel and the oscars for using this donkey as a prop. the donkey is the one who needs emotional support, she's not an actor. imagine the stress she feels being forced on stage. i don't have to imagine. i was forced on stage also. why are they on my case [boos] in the movie they killed the donkey. i spent a lot of time with backstage, was really ms. dominic. seems pretty chill to me. let me tell you something, if i could get a job eating carrots and getting stroked by jamie lee curtis backstage, i'd be very interested. i'd be very happy. [applause] and by the way, this is the thing we should be focused on, according to the fbi americans lost $10.3 billion on internet scams last year. and that doesn't even count those trump digital trading cards. there were all kinds of scams going on.
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one guy, this is a crazy story, spent all his money on what he thought was a thriving online business, turned out to be twitter, his name was elon musk. but scammers are increasingly preying on a lot of people, but especially older people and it's become such an issue the white house is taking action. >> i'm joe biden and i approve this message. if hey, sports fans, it's your old pal, bazooka joe and it's my job to warn you about getting bamboozled by your laptop. take it from hunter. of those deals are more trouble than a monkey in a mailbox. if you get an email, a telegram, fax, or snapshot for some fella begging you for quick cash, hold your horses! might be some kind of matchstick men trying to scam you. a couple weeks ago i got one of these emails. said it was from my buddy hector who needed 850 bucks to buy maximum ointment for his thing
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about bob so i sent jill down to the western union and guess what? i got goldfish! i never saw hector or that 850 again. so be careful. it's like i always say, give a hoot, don't compute. look, it's a text mail from hector. dear friend, i am writing to you because my alpaca darren is greatly ill. $9600 for his kidney transplant. >> jimmy: man oh, man, hector can't catch a break. speaking of scam artists, congressman george santos today filed paperwork to run for a second term in 2024. i figured there would be applause. no? how is he running for a second term? he hasn't even been kicked out of his first term yet. meanwhile, donald trump is finally accepting the responsibility for the intently -- deadly violence he incited buried he's blaming it on mike pence.
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he said since he refused to help them overturn the election he "in many ways deserves blame for what happened at the capital," which is the presidential equivalent of if the teller had just put the money in the bag everybody would have made it home safe. he said if mike pence had refused to overturn the election you wouldn't have had january, as we call it. that's what the calendar calls it too. are people calling it december 37th to i don't think so. mike pence can be blamed for a lot of things like shampooing with white out, but he didn't cause january 6th. they tried to hang him on january 6th. i have to say, i can't wait to see mike pence debating donald trump. it's going to be like elmo versus cocaine bear. trump has been making little attack videos on truth social. i think is trying to get truth social going and what i like about these videos is he always wraps them up with a moment of
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thanks. ♪ ♪ >> would have to take back the white house or our country is doomed. thank you very much. our country is going to hell we are going to turn it back into greatness for america, thank you very much. under my leadership this madness will end. thank you very much. our country is going to hell, we are going to make america great again, thank you. what a shame, what a shame, what a shame. thank you. people don't want fake news thank you very much. i think taking a competency test would be a good thing. thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome, i guess, say what you like about them, he's very polite. he is mad right now at fox news because he found out everybody on air there was sending text calling him an idiot after the election so they've been sycophanting even more than usual lately.
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this morning fox and friends attempted to appease orange julius caesar with some positive poll numbers. >> he also was on a bit of a roll. since he wouldn't visit palestine, stopped having lunch with white supremacists and got a very disciplined message, got 73% approval rating among republicans with high school degrees or below. >> jimmy: mostly below. is absolutely crushing among voters who cannot tie their own shoes. it's amazing. trump is been taking shots at governor ron desantis who is the republican candidate he obviously fears the most. desantis as governor of the sunshine state where there is something interesting happening as evidenced by our ongoing feature, "this week in florida those quote. ♪ ♪ >> a popular tourist attraction but today the lights were off at one of the businesses, the
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coffee shop where an employee is accused of doing just that, spying on and recording mail customers using the bathroom. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: it says it right on the sign. i mean, would you go into a we sneeze on the cakes bakery? no. if that's on you. i haven't -- i don't know about you, i've caught up with daylight saving time, didn't we get rid of daylight saving time? why do we still have it? i don't know. [applause] i was so tired this morning. thank you, i'm glad we can finally come together as a nation. had an expert on "the today show" explaining how setting the clock ahead has a negative effect on our health and i want you to pay very close attention to what this expert says here, especially when she uses the word clock. go there's no argument that we need to get rid of changing the clocks. it's difficult for the internal clock in our brain to adjust that differently. there's a clock in your brain
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and the strongest center of that is the sun. when the sun comes up in the morning, that's how that clock is set. and it dictates all rhythms for wake and sleep. >> jimmy: i've been speaking english my whole life, i never knew it was a silent l. [laughter] we have fun. we have a fun show, from "shazam! fury of the gods," rachel zegler is with us. [cheers and applause] the very talented artist from nashville, her name is sunny war, and the man responsible for destroying steven spielberg's family, seth rogen is here with us. but first, every once in a blue moon we take some time out to ponder the questions that nobody bothered to ask and with that said it's time for three ridiculous questions with our friend nicole buyer. [applause] ♪ ♪
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>> what's the dumbest thing you believe desiccated? >> it was that you ate a sesame seed bond on like a hamburger and one of those seeds were planted in your stomach and that's where babies came from. my mother let me just repeat that to people because she thought it was funny. >> how would you go about robbing a bank if all you had was a bag of apples? >> i'm going to go to the teller and you like this is already filled up with money from this bank, give me more. >> kind of just a continuation of a previous robbery? what do you think is the worst thing about being a magician? >> i don't know, do you think magicians get laid? >> jimmy: i think so. want to see a magic trick you know one? >> jimmy: we use the cap from this. keep an eye on it. there we go.
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look at that come it's in your air. >> i really don't know how you did that. >> jimmy: are you feeling like you want to have sex with me right now? >> i think so. i think you are married but i think that would be rude to your wife. >> jimmy: i will make it disappear. >> to your wife, disappearing >> who was perfect, the answer to all of life's ridiculous questions. (muisc) a fast, frantic tune. ♪ -tires peeling out. - whoosh! tires squealing. -boxes toppling. -whoosh! -dog whines. -tires squealing. -whoosh! ♪ -tires braking. the all-new prius. toyota. let's go places.
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight her move ohmic new movie is called "shazam! fury of the gods," rachel zegler is with us. and then later, she is from
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nashville, tennessee, her album anarchist gospel, sunny war from the mercedes-benz age. tomorrow night visiting us here in hollywood for the very first time, we really cleaned up the place too, mr. david letterman will be joining us and dominic fishback too. our first guesstimate is a wildly successful actor, writer, director, and ceramic cysts with a very funny memoir which is now in paperback for those of you who are too cheap to buy a hard one. it's called yearbook, please say hello to seth rogen! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ seth, let me -- i don't know what's going on but you've become very handsome and very stylish over the last ten years. >> i don't know what happened either. i'm like i really pulled something off here.
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i don't know what that is. >> jimmy: you're really putting it all together. i was talking to a couple in the audience, they are here from australia. >> oh, yeah, them. >> jimmy: they are going to las vegas. they are going to see cirque du soleil. >> are you going to do shrooms? if you need them, i can sell you some. >> jimmy: that's what i was of getting up. did you have fun at the oscars? >> i did buried you were great, you are hilarious. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you for being so good-humored and you were sitting right there with steven spielberg, which i loved. i just love that whole thing and i love the idea of the two of you together. >> yeah it's weird. >> jimmy: i asked you what you were on at the oscars and you seem to -- you said nothing. >> i mean, enough to get me through it. it's a long show. and then as a lot of parties afterwards and that's where i kicked it up a notch. a small notch. you don't want to get too messed
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up. there's a lot of powerful people at these events in these parties, it's like jeff bezos is there, you don't want to get too [bleep] and alienate jeff bezos. that guy owns a spaceship. you don't want to -- something i've learned throughout my life. >> jimmy: i actually should have learned that but i don't think i did. >> jimmy: once you are spaceship rich you look out for that [bleep]. >> jimmy: what is your -- as far as steven spielberg goes, is your relationship as it appears? it appears that you guys have like an almost familial relationship now. >> we do. we got along very, very, very well. the outcome of the day after the oscars, he was like texting me pictures he took of me and my wife and john williams sitting behind him all night. he was turning around and taking pictures. he's like a father. yeah, he loves me and he's in complete denial about how much weed i smoke. >> jimmy: is he really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he doesn't want to know about it?
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>> i don't bring it up that much. people make jokes. >> jimmy: is that the only person you are self-conscious about that in front of? >> pretty much. >> jimmy: wow, did you ever tried to get him to try it? >> never. never. he talked about it that she will joke about it and stuff like that, but no, i don't want to be the guy that like breaks steven spielberg sprain. that's a heavy burden, that's the last thing i need. [laughter] >> jimmy: a real feather in your cap. >> and i ended cinema as we know it. i don't need to do that. the one after the show you said you went to the parties. which party did you go to? >> i went to the "vanity fair" party. that's the one i was invited to and it was fun, i hung out -- i smoke some weed with megan thee stallion and her brother buried that was good times. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: her brother
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sylvester the stallion? >> exactly. do you know them? >> i'd never met them before that night. >> jimmy: who approached who? >> she approached me and she was adamant that i would get along with her brother. someone backstage told me that she doesn't have a brother. so... now i'm confused about this whole thing. i don't know what i did that might, to be honest buried >> jimmy: and did you get along with her brother? >> we really did hit it off, which is what's unfortunate, because he might not exist, from what i'm hearing. >> jimmy: [laughs] the point where did you exchange phone numbers? >> i did get his number. >> jimmy: that's crazy, maybe you, him, and steven will get together sometime. >> travis, call me. >> jimmy: what was the first award show you ever want to. >> what's funny is the first award i ever went to was in 2003, so 20 years ago.
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i went to the avn awards, more commonly known as the movie awards. i was hoping to write a movie that never got made but me and judd apatow and nick stoler, a rider i work with, we all went to those awards together in las vegas, nevada. >> jimmy: wow. >> if you thought the oscars malan, those awards are [bleep] five and a half hours long because there is so many categories! they give -- to your credit, you think the oscars was cut -- it's like all girl scene, boy/girl, outdoor, indoor, living room, swimming pool. it's truly an absolutely remarkable. it's genuinely remarkable! and it's a lot like the oscars and these other word shows where
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it's like they -- i thought this was so funny. it's like if the host references someone they cut to them in the audience to show -- you make a joke, they cut to me. they do that at the award show, but every time they cut to someone in the audience, if it was woman, she would like pull her boob out and just start licking her nipple, like if every time you cut to bill nye he just pulled his nots out. and it was very obligatory. it didn't even seem that sexy. oh, you cut to me, i better pull it out -- it's what the people want, i will keep the show rolling. in this speech -- the other thing that left an impression on me, the speeches were very emotional. like genuinely. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real! and the may also number thinking though like honestly, they deserve it, no one is working harder for these awards!
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and the stars! >> jimmy: you are right. >> seriously! >> jimmy: you are right. >> brendan fraser worked hard and the whale. you call me when he [bleep] a whale. [laughter] i've got another one. i love the cast of "everything everywhere all at once," you call me when they [bleep]. >> jimmy: i will call you! [laughter] >> is there more? we could probably do more. >> jimmy: were you guys disappointed you did not win the oscars met >> i was a little -- honestly, it was insult to injury. i went there with the fabled men's, which i was honored to be there with and we kept losing to all quiet on the western front. and i'm like i'm here with the most jewish movie ever we keep losing to these [bleep] germans.
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of over and over and over! i think that's a hate -- that might be a hate crime. >> jimmy: you might be right. >> i haven't googled that but i would look that up buried >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. seth rogen is here! we will be right back! is a comusical ome ♪ [applause] g you a love that's true ♪ ♪ so get ready, so get ready ♪ ♪ i'm gonna try to make you love me too ♪ ♪ so get ready, so get ready 'cause here i come ♪ ♪ get ready 'cause here i come ♪ get two entrees and an appetizer for $25. now with steak. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. people who come to cricket stay with cricket! i started my own app company, and with cricket, i'm able to answer calls from my engineers and investors, and know my signal is going to be great. 5g boss-mode activate!
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with seth rogen, this is his paperback edition of his autobiography, "yearbook,"
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memoir? >> it's funny stories, yeah, i have a very interesting life so autobiography seems -- memoirs, though seem lofty. >> jimmy: sometimes after read these books and i wish i didn't but with yours i picked it up and i really could not honestly put it down because there are so many funny stories in here. >> thank you, i wanted doing a book that was like funny first and foremost. i don't think i lead a life that is wildly interesting or insightful but i thought if i could make a book that genuinely made people laugh really, really hard then i will have -- >> jimmy: did you read it aloud to people after you wrote it to see if the jokes were playing? or did you just assume they would be? >> no, i would just go through my own process of poring over every word with self hatred loathing until i felt like it was good enough to release to the world. >> jimmy: did you -- are you like a hardcover or paperback kind of guy? did you add anything to the paperback or subtract anything? >> i didn't. there's a whole chapter i wrote
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with my interactions with kanye west. i wrote the chapter maybe three years ago. i did not updated, but in retrospect, maybe i would have been a little harder on him. [laughter] >> jimmy: right, because you kind of said you think he's -- >> i let him off the hook a little easy. that was before he said he hated jewish people. [laughter] just shows how personally i take it. i let him get away with a lot of crazy [bleep]. i would like he's cool him and he was like -- and i was like [bleep] this guy. [applause] but history will show i was pretty easy. >> jimmy: we think kanye saw the fabled men's? >> no! [laughter] >> jimmy: maybe that could change his whole perspective on it all. there are a lot of great stories about a lot of famous people. are you ever concerned about the aftermath, running into these
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people afterwards? you don't seem like you are in general. >> i mean... i don't know, a little bit maybe. our -- our famous people ever come up to and said hey, funny men? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i had a very angry fred savage one time. >> jimmy: i heard that's just kind of how he is. [laughter] you one now you're going to have an angry fred savage but we wound up mending fences but he was very upset with me and it does happen from time to time. >> i have had a few people mad at me over the years. i honestly make so many jokes about people that i forget the jokes that i've made about them and they are mad at me about things i have genuinely no recollection of, which has happened a number of times or i will just get a random text from a celebrity. and i will be like i don't know what this is possibly about. and i'm always like so sorry, just a joke!
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but i have no idea what it is generally. >> jimmy: that's one of the great things about smoking so much weed, you can really use that as an excuse. >> i clearly and pretty lucid most of the time. so it's wearing thin. i dressed too nicely. >> jimmy: now that you are in corduroy, it's a lot harder. >> exactly. >> jimmy: your member the first time you hung out with a group of famous people that made an impression of you? >> i do. it was a -- you know, when i first moved to l.a., i was 16 years old and i started kind of writing jokes for comedians when i was like 17 and 18 years old and i had no money, i was broke. >> jimmy: who did you write for back then? >> i would help judd apatow. shambling was hosting the emmys and i wrote jokes for him. >> jimmy: who asked you to do that. >> judd apatow would be to help out. i would get to be in these rooms with amazing comedians in one of the first goal experiences i had was i went to his birthday party
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with gary shambling and we went to dinner at the iv, which is the most expensive restaurant in the known universe. >> jimmy: it's expensive. >> and i had no money. and so i didn't want to order anything too expensive because i couldn't pay for it. so i remember i ordered a side salad and everyone else at the dinner is ordering what drinks and truffle pasta and i'm just like i'm just going to sit here and eat my side salad and then at the end of the meal the waiter brings the check and someone is like so, we all just split it? will just do that thing -- and i was like i have no money! and i remember i ended up paying like $300 for my side salad that i did not have and it's clearly made me mad that it's 24 years later, i still remember it! >> jimmy: you never forget stuff like that. >> never forget it. >> jimmy: one time i was at the ivy eating dinner and i came out and his car pulls up in the
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door opens and the special that night was meat loaf and the door opens and this man gets out and it is indeed the singer meat loaf and he approaches me and embraces me. i had not met him before but he was very nice, very friendly and all he could say to him was know -- new you heard with a specialist. >> i've got a funny meat loaf story. >> jimmy: great! >> you can cut this if you want. rest in peace. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i made this movie "sausage party" years ago. [applause] and in it there's a scene where i would do anything for love is playing and we realized like oh, the meat loaf sings i would do anything for love. it's a movie about food that talks, we should have there be a
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meat loaf cut to singing i would do anything for love enter in order to do that we had to get the legal signoff of meat loaf a guy, to do a cartoon representation of him as a meat loaf, so the question became like how are we going to pitch this to meat loaf and i was like i will just call meat loaf and i'll explain it to him. and so i got meat loaf number and so there was a time i was supposed to call. 2:30 on a friday, i call it in the phone is ringing and ringing and i called like ten times because i'm supposed to -- finally meat loaf answers and he's like what! them with meat loaf, it is seth rogen. because you woke me up from a nap and i'm like bad start. then he goes why are you calling and i'm like look, meat loaf -- maybe you heard this. and he goes call me meet! >> jimmy: [laughs] >> which is a weird thing to be commanding. >> jimmy: [laughs]
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>> i was like okay, meet, and it was why you calling. and i explained what i had took swing ask when, i have this film and in it food talks and there's a scene where we are using one of your songs and we thought it would be funny if we cut to a meat loaf singing the song as your name is meat loaf, the food, meat loaf is also called meat loaf and then there was like 30 seconds of silence and then he just goes yeah, i get it, and then he hung up. >> jimmy: [laughs] >> so he let us do it. >> jimmy: the mysteries of meat loaf. this is the book, it is called "yearbook." it is in paperback. seth rogen, everybody. we will be back with rachel zegler! phil: excuse me? hillary: that wasn't me. narrator: said hillary, who's only taken 347 steps today.
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>> it's time for the "jimmy kimmel live" half joke of the night! >> is brandon from st. george, utah. i've got a great joke. so this guy from tennessee and this guy from flight first class flight attendant says that guy to tennessee can i get to a drink and he said i will have myself a glass of tennessee whiskey. she gets that and brings it back to him. >> that was the "jimmy kimmel live" half joke of
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[applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we are back, music
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from sunny war him away. her next guest played maria in steven spielberg's westside story, she is a future snow white and one of the title titans in "shazam! fury of the gods." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome rachel zegler! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> so nice to be her! >> jimmy: do you know seth rogen because of your steven spielberg connection? >> everyone just assumes they think once you do -- like the shark from jaws. >> jimmy: et is a friend? >> seth and i have never met but we had a really funny twitter exchange once for the official ambling twitter tweet about
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something about seth and "west side story" but the capitalized all of it so it made it look like it was a casting announcement. >> jimmy: like seth was in westside story? >> he had been there for months and it said it looks like we cast seth rogen and westside story and he tweeted bat it does look like that, doesn't look like that? i was like maybe we recast riff and he's doing it now. >> jimmy: he would've been great in westside story. >> i think he would have been a really strong anita and we should give him the chance. >> jimmy: he does look like anita. that is something else. how about that. so you are not part of the hanging out with stephen gang now. >> i guess not. >> jimmy: do people call you maria on the street? >> boy do they. >> jimmy: that's got to be delightful. >> they sing to me all the time. >> jimmy: oh, my god, really? >> yeah, i had an instance here a couple weeks ago to do press and the entire shazam family went out to dinner. i walked to the ladies room and there was a man coming out of the men's room and he looked at me and he just went i just
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kissed a girl named maria and i came back from the bathroom and i walked up d.j. and i grabbed him by the shoulders and said we need to leave. >> jimmy: he ruined your applebee's dining experience. >> it was actually a chilis. >> jimmy: i'm -- people have a hard time sometimes because they are not prepared to see you just as you are not prepared to see them and then we are things pop out of their heads. >> no line, no filter, it's gone. >> jimmy: do you feel like covid made it worse? >> yeah. i feel like a lot of us lost our social skills. >> jimmy: we got out of practice and away. >> i think they are looking at me on their screen. >> jimmy: that is a weird thing. i get that. sometimes people explain why they haven't been watching the show. >> did last week. >> jimmy: i'm okay with a little bit of lying, that would
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be perfectly fine. >> but they don't seem to you. >> jimmy: rarely does anyone sing to me. it almost never happens. i'm glad nobody seems to me, that's for sure. westside story was your first movie, right? and that's -- and you -- this is a crazy job to have. you had jobs before? >> surprisingly, right? because i was at 17 when i did westside story but i was a wedding singer, i worked at a church so i was a wedding singer, funeral singer and i just did everything through the church. >> jimmy: you would sing like the first dance? >> it was the masses, so -- don't google it, the catholic church. >> jimmy: i used to do that when i was an altar boy. and then we loved doing the weddings and the funerals, actually, because we got $10 for it. did you get paid to do it? >> i did get paid. >> jimmy: you did get paid? >> i was paying taxes at like 14.
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>> jimmy: so you got paid more than $10 what kind of songs did you sing in the church? >> obviously puts going to be a secular song that has to be approved by the church and there were only about three of them that i was allowed to sing that were not from the hymnals. >> jimmy: do you remember what they were? >> i do. i wish i could forget. there was one that i thought was especially hilarious was the wedding song from twilight was on the roster. >> jimmy: wow! >> a thousand years by christina. we are going to sing it for you. >> jimmy: i do like that song. >> it's a vampire wedding song at church. >> jimmy: they probably didn't know, they just read the lyrics. >> i will be with you or a thousand years, a thousand more. put it in the mass! >> jimmy: what were the other ones? >> i did like an interfaith wedding. >> jimmy: that's a weird one for catholic church. >> we had a rabbi presiding and a pastor. and then one of them was a song called the wedding song and it's
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also called "there is love." the most famous -- >> jimmy: captain into meal. right, that's a -- it's a dreadful song, really. >> it's pretty funeral march-why. and it's weird because the captain into meal only got married for tax purposes. no romance there whatsoever. there are countless like you should probably -- >> i rest my case! >> jimmy: there's a lot of excitement for this live-action snow white. i mean, nobody really even kno knows. >> i don't even. >> jimmy: the evil queen, you play snow white. guillermo is like three of the dwarves i think, right? >> four. >> [speaking non-english language] >> jimmy: that's a fun thing to be part of. you can even go to disneyland anymore. >> i get stopped for photos every time i'm online for the snow white ride and i have to pretend like oh, crazy that we
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are in front of this. >> jimmy: how often are you in line for the snow white ride? >> i'm a narcissist. i don't know. and it's always like -- my publicist was with me the last time it happened and i was like god, i hope no one -- because every time they come up to me i'm always in line for this right and they think i'm -- it's like i'm standing there waiting for the photo up. >> jimmy: you kind of art. it's like harrison ford standing outside her indiana jones going hey, everybody, wanted twist the rope? >> you want to touch my hat? it's just the weirdest thing but it always happens to me and i always have to just pretend -- i don't always spend my time here, swear to god. >> jimmy: is that your favorite ride? that's a weird thing that you are snow white now. >> i'm a really big disney fan. i grew up at the disney parks, my parents took me every summer. it's part of my upbringing, it's my favorite thing. so it's just one of those things.
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>> jimmy: if you love it, don't let them scare you away from the snow white right. >> the evil queen will do that. >> jimmy: shazam has no right. >> there actually is at a six flags in the middle of nowhere. >> jimmy: is that true? >> and it's one of those i don't even know how to describe it but it's one of those amusement park rides. >> jimmy: can you be foundn tha? >> i do photo ops but for money. >> jimmy: you play leica x thousand-year-old goddess, correct? >> yes. >> and your sisters are to see and helen mirren. >> yes. >> jimmy: 6,000 years. >> that was one of the things helen mirren set on the first day, if you are 6,000, how bloody old am i? [laughter] >> jimmy: she's a lot of fun. congratulations on all your
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success. the movie is called "shazam! fury of the gods," fury of the gods, it opens in theaters friday. rachel zegler, everybody! we will be back with sunny war! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: thanks to seth rogen, rachel zegler and nicole byer nicole byer, apologies to matt damon. "nightline"'s next but offer album anarchist gospel, making her late-night television debut with the song "no reason," defied! 's ago musical ♪ good intentions that you keep ♪ ♪ don't change the fact that you're a beast ♪ ♪ better than most to say the least ♪ ♪ imperfect manmade masterpiece ♪ ♪ you're an angel ♪ ♪ you're a demon ♪ ♪ ain't got no rhyme ♪ ♪ ain't got no reason ♪ ♪ don't know you well, but i can bet ♪
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♪ you did some things that you regret ♪ ♪ the ones you love most you upset ♪ ♪ you haven't got forgiveness yet ♪ ♪ cos you're an angel ♪ ♪ and you're a demon ♪ ♪ ain't got no rhyme ♪ ♪ ain't got no reason ♪ ♪ bust your back trying to behave ♪ ♪ to your best self you are a slave ♪ ♪ can't sleep in the bed you made ♪ ♪ 'til you let go and finally cave ♪ ♪ cos you're an angel ♪ ♪ and you're a demon ♪
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♪ ain't got no rhyme ♪ ♪ ain't got no reason ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> this is "nightline." >> tonight, the liver king. bulging biceps and six-pack abs made him a social media sensation. >> the name is liver king because liver is king. >> the advocate for extreme workouts and eating raw organ meat. but was it all a lie?

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