being diagnosed with since being diagnosed with cancen since being diagnosed with cancer. in the message of thanks, he added like all those who have been affected by cancen who have been affected by cancer, will know such kind thoughts are the greatest comfort and encouragement that statement follows the announcement from buckingham palace that king charles, on the throne for just 17 months, is facing a form, they say, of cancer unrelated to his previous prostate treatment. palace officials are calling for the king's privacy to be respected , king's privacy to be respected, especially during his treatment . especially during his treatment. but they say he wanted to make his diagnosis public because of his diagnosis public because of his long running support for cancer charities . in other news, cancer charities. in other news, today , gb news has learned that today, gb news has learned that 15 migrants were apprehended after attempting to cross the channelin after attempting to cross the channel in a stolen french fishing boat. the small channel in a stolen french fishing boat . the small vessel fishing boat. the small vessel left the french coast between calais and dunkirk earlier this morning. the boat was then intercepted and handed over to uk border force officials. the migrants were then brought to doven migrants were then brought to dover. that means that so far this year, almost 1400 migrants

have made the journey successfully across the english channelin successfully across the english channel in small boats . police channel in small boats. police have today been continuing their search of the river thames in central london, looking for the body of chemical attack suspect abdul ezedi . earlier, a police abdul ezedi. earlier, a police boat was seen moving between two bndges boat was seen moving between two bridges with the metropolitan police saying that they had begun the search just after low tide at around 9:00 this morning, the 35 year old suspect was last seen on cctv on chelsea bridge. for those watching on tv, you can see the figure of ezedi there walking across the bndge ezedi there walking across the bridge on the left hand side of your screen. that was just before 11:30 pm. on the night of the attack in south london. detectives now believe that ezedi has died and that his body may never be found . a woman has may never be found. a woman has been charged with attempted murder today after the suspected poisoning of two children, one aged nine and one aged 13. the emergency services responded to the scene in east sussex on

thursday evening after receiving a welfare concern. calls are all three were later taken to hospital for treatment. we understand that a 38 year old appeared in court and was remanded in custody. she'll also appear again in court on the 8th of march. authorities have said that it was an isolated incident and they don't believe there is any further risk to the public. pro palestinian protesters in birmingham have been removed from a barclays bank today on the high street after staging a sit in. seven people can be seen lying down for those watching on tv inside that bank with palestinian flags and placards being raised saying stop the genocide. it's been reported that one man, who was angered by the protests , was seen banging the protests, was seen banging on the glass doors of the bank's building. we understand, though, that no arrests made . the that no arrests were made. the ban on pavement parking should be extended across england, according to local councils.

wheelchair users, the elderly and parents with pushchairs are among those at risk by having to navigate around vehicles parked on the kerb, according to local government association . they're government association. they're calling on ministers to recommit to the principle that footpaths are for walking. london is the only area in england where pavement parking is currently banned. pavement parking is currently banned . the prime minister has banned. the prime minister has vowed to reward hard work with tax cuts. in an interview with the times, rishi sunak also hit back at critics who doubt he'll be able to turn the conservatives fortunes around. he says he's up for the fight. he's hoping the hint of tax cuts ahead of the next general election can help balance out his current deficit against laboun the his current deficit against labour. the latest polls, labour. in the latest polls, sunaks new vow to slash taxes comes after his own tax summary was revealed on friday, showing his uk tax bill was more than £500,000 last year as his total income rose to £22 million. and finally, royal navy aircraft carrier hms prince of wales is

setting sail this weekend . the setting sail this weekend. the £3 billion vessel will take oven £3 billion vessel will take over, leading the largest nato exercise since the cold war. the announcement comes a week after his sister ship, hms announcement comes a week after his sister ship , hms queen his sister ship, hms queen elizabeth, was forced to cancel its deployment because of an issue with its propeller shaft . issue with its propeller shaft. that's just 18 months after the hms of wales itself suffered a similar malfunction . for the similar malfunction. for the latest stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen or go to gb news. com forward slash alerts . news. com forward slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, where we review the good stuff from tomorrow's newspapers with the skills of top comedians in this price bracket. tonight we have for the fifth night in a row of lewis schaffer, which is one night more than his wife managed , and

more than his wife managed, and a who was a snooker player a man who was a snooker player before comedy. so he before doing comedy. so he shouldn't his cue. hey sean shouldn't miss his cue. hey sean mayo. hi. how are you doing? good weekend so far, gentlemen . good weekend so far, gentlemen. >> hasn't happened yet. oh, so far, what? >> what haven't you also been on a show earlier today as well? >> am i allowed to say it? i was on, i was on, like, prime time show and this is prime time, baby. and there's been no complaints. >> so . >> well, so. >> well, so. >> so because i've been busy preparing for this and not sending my usual emails. yeah all crack on and all right, we'll crack on and see on the front pages. see what's on the front pages. start with the on sunday. start with the mail on sunday. palace calls in lawyers over bogusi palace calls in lawyers over bogus i books on kings , cancer. bogus i books on kings, cancer. the sun goes with star billy in love split the sunday express. your messages gave me have given me the greatest comfort is their front page. the sunday telegraph army eases security checks in drive for diversity . the drive for diversity. the observer we've given up the fight, says tories, as poll

defeat looms and finally, the daily star, abby, i saw three ufos on the a3 and those were your front pages . let's crack your front pages. let's crack off with the in—depth look at sunday's papers with the mail on sunday. lewis, good news. >> oh, uh . maybe not. palace >> oh, uh. maybe not. palace calls in lawyers over bogus i books on the king's cancer. so the king has cancer. we don't know where the cancer is. he's not telling anybody what the cancer people are writing cancer is. so people are writing books and the way they write books and the way they write books today is they call them the ai, and they make the stuff up. difference with up. what's the difference with just i guess most people like the fashioned just the old fashioned way of just a guy lying. yeah >> at least you had to put a bit of effort in in the old days and write your own libellous book. yeah >> and they don't like the idea that jeff is making 65% that jeff bezos is making 65% from for every one of from amazon for every one of these crazy books. the truth from amazon for every one of thethe:razy books. the truth from amazon for every one of thethe:razy is oks. the truth from amazon for every one of thethe:razy is upset the truth from amazon for every one of thethe:razy is upset because 1th from amazon for every one of thethe:razy is upset because he is, the king is upset because he calls this book intrusive and insensitive . and so he's calling

insensitive. and so he's calling insensitive. and so he's calling in the lawyers . but is that illegal? >> it's not illegal anyway, is there enough there to actually write a book? it's got to be a pamphlet at the very, very most, don't you think? >> the thing with al. >> but that's the thing with al. >> but that's the thing with al. >> so enough a book, >> so enough to write a book, you it how many words you just tell it how many words to do and leaflet a leaflet. >> yeah. so many our >> yeah. so many of our newspaper churned newspaper columns get churned out way. but let's pretend out that way. but let's pretend i them. no, that's i write them. um, but no, that's the isn't it? it might i write them. um, but no, that's the just isn't it? it might i write them. um, but no, that's the just isrstuff it might i write them. um, but no, that's the just isrstuff it nwhen have just made stuff up. when you ai too far, it makes you push ai too far, it makes stuff and to answer the stuff up and to answer the question, illegal then it question, is it illegal then it depends said. if depends what's been said. if it's , right. it's libellous, right. >> the king, nothing >> but i think the king, nothing personal the audience personal as the as the audience knows, big king fan. i'm knows, i'm no big king fan. i'm an american on hold. know an american on hold. you know you can't against me you can't hold it against me because with because we weren't raised with these these people. the these these people. but the truth is, is that there would be we would learn so much more about cancer if he came out and said, i've got pancreatic cancer or i've got, uh, bladder cancer, and people could get helped. probably wouldn't get help because they go to the nhs and they'd be chemotherapy and there'd be, um, surgery and

radiation, which basically those three things don't work . well, i fail. >> ofcom's going to want me to say lewis is not a trained doctor and isn't necessarily great even googling stuff. i think those are the things we have caveat your points have to now caveat your points with, , well, i stand with, yeah, well, i stand by them. um, sean, look, in them. you do? um, sean, look, in them. you do? um, sean, look, in the days, royals the olden days, the royals wouldn't mentioned at wouldn't have mentioned this at all. i think all. i don't think they i think they a really good of they did a really good job of covering things up now. covering a lot of things up now. >> know, i think the thing >> you know, i think the thing about cancer is, what from what i've been told, there i've been told, is that there are affect are certain genetics that affect it. there are certain it. and also there are certain things like they say, that things that, like they say, that stress his, uh, i mean, stress caused his, uh, i mean, i actually bought a book once called how to handle stress, and it and i thought, it was £28. and i thought, they're helping with that at all. >> very, very funny , very funny. >> very, very funny, very funny. well, stress is stress is really important. i don't believe in stress. no i don't believe in stress. no i don't believe in stress because i'm a man in. and stress because i'm a man in. and stress is stress is a girly emotion. and i won't be i won't be part of it. i believe in the old fashioned way that causes cancen old fashioned way that causes cancer, which is smoking or or

carbohydrates or, uh, for fibre in the gut. the old i think some people get stressed more. >> i was in a supermarket the other day and this woman said to her child, she said, we're going to the bus and that's going to miss the bus and that's going to miss the bus and that's going to me she said, you to stress me out. she said, you get out there's get stressed out when there's not sweets the not enough sweets in the cupboard. think a lot of cupboard. mum, i think a lot of stress you personally stress is how you personally handle and to me it's like handle it. and to me it's like you to you have to roll you have to you have to roll with in life, with the punches in this life, you i mean? some you know what i mean? some things aren't fair. >> just say that? >> didn't i just say that? that's what i just said. it's a girl. a girly thing. girl. stress is a girly thing. okay, moving on. >> thank you, sean. now >> um, no thank you, sean. now you got some complaint letters, but nice but with some really nice handwriting. moving handwriting. uh, moving on to the sean. the telegraph now, sean. >> , uh, story is it's >> telegraph, uh, story is it's about british army wants to about the british army wants to relax security checks for recruits from overseas to boost diversity and inclusion . a diversity and inclusion. a document leaked to the paper , document leaked to the paper, titled the british army's race action plan, notes that the army struggles to attract talent from ethnic backgrounds into ethnic minority backgrounds into the officer corps. now to me, as far as i'm concerned , you need

far as i'm concerned, you need the best people, the best people is horses for courses . get the is horses for courses. get the best people in it. i don't, i don't want, you know, i don't want for man patrols. having want sas for man patrols. having someone one someone someone with one leg and someone who's black and whatever sexuality are, you need the sexuality you are, you need the best people and you need plenty of also, when you when of them. and also, when you when you the security checks , you reduce the security checks, what are we going to have? more russians, chinese, russians, more chinese, more iranians the army? iranians in the army? >> could be a british army. >> you've just diversity there. yeah. not enough russians at the moment, i think. >> he's totally right. i >> well, he's totally right. i don't want, you know, not don't want, you know, you're not supposed with the supposed to agree with the things say. sean. i will things that i say. sean. i will work on it. is work on that. you work on it. is it that is it. are they so it is that is it. are they so desperate for people that they're our enemies, like they're hiring our enemies, like in world war ii? we don't have enough soldiers. let's call it the nazis . see if we can borrow the nazis. see if we can borrow some theirs. this is. it's some of theirs. this is. it's absolutely insane it is absolutely insane. it's. it is madness . we need. we need madness. we need. we need a military made up of proper people from around here. not not even me. i wouldn't even trust me. >> you'd be great. >> you'd be great. >> you'd be great.

>> you'd be great in the military as a target. you know what i mean? i think you'd be really good at that. >> i've lost. >> no, i've lost. >> saying i'm >> is that saying that i'm fat? >> is that saying that i'm fat? >> no, not. i didn't say >> no, i'm not. i didn't say that. he just said, sure you're not a because keep thinking. >> think you're fat. >> i think you're fat. >> i think you're fat. >> because i've been >> yeah, because i've been working it so and working on it so much. and i think it's we're on tv and think it's also we're on tv and i think tv £10. it makes me i think tv adds £10. it makes me a bit fatter. >> 2 or 3 cameras in there. that's lot than you think. >> i love how just brought >> i love how you just brought your to give your elbows together to give cleavage as well. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> help. i won't feel >> this'll help. i won't feel fat makes feel pretty. i push >> makes me feel pretty. i push my chest a long time my push my chest for a long time in the army. >> the women were not >> yeah, the women were not allowed to the front allowed to fight on the front line. you know that? no, line. did you know that? no, i don't know if they've they've eased now. and eased that one up now. and one of reasons for morale eased that one up now. and one of r i have a comedian. >> i have a comedian. >> jokes will come out. >> these jokes will come out. >> these jokes will come out. >> i know, but let me be the idiot with the let me the idiot with the let me be the i'm. i'm. >> e -m f“ >> there's plenty to go around misogynist >> there's plenty to go around misuh'nist >> there's plenty to go around misuh uh. >> uh uh. >> uh uh. >> right. >> right. >> it's the observer. what are they with, lewis?

they going with, lewis? >> good good news. >> good news is good news. >> good news is good news. >> this is, uh, we've given up the fight . says tories as pool the fight. says tories as pool defeat looms. this is the opposite . this is in the opposite. this is in the guardian, the observer, the guardian. same thing. and it is. this is the opposite of the express, which the express always the tories are always goes. the tories are going there. there's going to win there. there's still chance . everything's still a chance. everything's great. this is the tories. this is. the left wing is. this is the left wing observer is saying the observer who is saying the tories don't have a chance in hell and this is for the first time i've ever read a story in the observer that's actually possibly true, because the tories don't have a chance. there's two big elections coming up kingswood and up in kingswood and wellingborough. wellingborough i think on thursday. they're think it's on thursday. they're having elections having these elections and if they it's i mean it's going they lose it's i mean it's going to be bad for the tories. >> well i think they've got their prospects are about as good as prince andrew. zero zero prospects. right. i think the only good thing you can say about the conservative government is they made things really expensive for people, so people eat and they walk people can't eat and they walk into work. so finally we've got

a government that's curing the obesity crisis. >> yes . >> yes. >> yes. >> you know why i looked at you when i said that? >> why are you looking at me at like i am not i weigh, like that? i am not i weigh, i weigh as measured. weigh 78.6kg as measured. >> well , good weigh 78.6kg as measured. >> well, good for you. >> well, good for you. >> for i five foot >> well, good for you. >> you for i five foot >> well, good for you. >> you can i five foot >> well, good for you. >> you can check five foot >> well, good for you. >> you can check my five foot ten. you can check my five foot ten. you can check my five foot ten. well, maybe nine, five foot nine. >> okay . there's a big rounding >> okay. there's a big rounding error in that. look at that. you suddenly you go imperial on that one as well. >> you know what it is. >> you know what it is. >> i mean, you're now you're calling short. he's saying calling me short. he's saying i'm and you're but i'm fat and you're short, but the this is what the truth is. the truth is politics the truth is, is politics in this noticed , are this country. i've noticed, are becoming extreme over time. becoming very extreme over time. they're getting like, this huge switch or switch, i don't know, switch or switch, i don't know, switch undulations, undulations. but the undulations sound gentle. it's like the tories won massively. and now labour is going to win massively. and before you know, before that labour won massively. so it's , labour won massively. so it's, you know, when your time is your time, it's your time. >> i think it's a pendulum swing

and that's how things go is it generally in life, you know. >> yeah. >> em- >> that's a song. >> that's a song. >> the pendulum don't >> the pendulum relations don't have small. have to be small. >> some big >> i've seen some big undulations time. you undulations in my time. you should out more. should get out more. >> not the size of the >> and it's not the size of the undulation. you do undulation. it's what you do with >> yeah. >> yeah. >> finally, we finish this >> uh, finally, we finish this section with the daily star. sean, what great news are they bringing sean, what great news are they brirum; sean, what great news are they brirum , abbey was >> um, abbey clancy was horrified , and she thinks she's horrified, and she thinks she's being stalked by three afos over a car and an encounter on the a3 i >> -- >> um, i'm 51mm >> um, i'm always a little bit sceptical about people who believe that they. that they're being stalked by aliens. yeah, my biggest thing about aliens is, i think a really pragmatic view would be to say you'd be very stupid to think they very stupid to think that they don't exist. i just think it's a very, very bad time on the earth, especially in western earth, especially in the western world for aliens to land, especially if they and say, especially if they land and say, take to your leader. take us to your leader. >> it's going >> yeah, it's going to be embarrassing. >> yeah, it's going to be embarredon't. the leader. >> you don't trust the leader. on other hand, i make on the other hand, can i make a point you'd have be a point is that you'd have to be a crazy alien to land in britain? i mean , with the parking i mean, with the parking regulations, the way they are. ulez. maybe they haven't. you

know, they wouldn't come up the 83 as well, because you've got the hindhead tunnel. >> surely they'd go up the a2 , >> surely they'd go up the a2, maybe you'd slip down the a2, the something, but the a3, the a1 or something, but the a3, clearly she's wrong. clearly that's why she's wrong. >> that tunnel goes >> well, the that tunnel goes under is that the under to brighton. is that the tunnel? >> goes through >> it goes down to through petersfield. neck >> it goes down to through pethe field. neck >> it goes down to through pethe woods. neck of the woods. >> it right. is it the south. yeah. >> down to down to the south coast. there's no way the aliens would that angle. would approach from that angle. no we're clear that no yeah. we're clear that one up nicely. yeah that's for part nicely. yeah that's it for part one. coming is one. but coming up ireland is upset have upset at immigration. have they been for a been watching this show for a few nights. and how's

muslims earlier on gb news radio i >> -- >> well , >> well, come back to headliners now next monday february the 12th at 8 pm. >> gb news will be hosting a people's forum with the prime minister in the north east of england. this will be a live one hour q&a where you can put your questions directly him. so questions directly to him. so why we? why don't. so why why don't we? why don't. so why don't we hear from the prime

minister how you can get minister about how you can get involved . hi involved. hi >> rishi sunak here. join me for a special gb news people's forum live on monday the 12th of february. i want to hear about the issues that matter to you for your chance to be part of the audience . and to put your the audience. and to put your questions to me. scan the qr code on screen or go to gb news. com see you there. >> he read all of his bits, right? so i can't judge to the sunday telegraph. lewis and problems with immigration. that's the news story and not my judgement about you being here. >> well , i judgement about you being here. >> well, i think it is a it >> oh well, i think it is a it has been it's been a problem for me too. so i haven't got, i haven't gone down well here, i don't travel anyway. so here's the news of the telegraph . the news of the telegraph. tougher, tougher immigration laws favoured by majority of irish voters. latest poll shows there's a poll that was done in there's a poll that was done in the irish times in ipso, and it says basically that irish people

six out of ten want a more closed border policy than what they have . and they think they have. and they think there's too much there's too much. immigrants though 48% thought that immigration on the whole was generally good. and they're wondering, why do the irish not like immigrants ? and irish not like immigrants? and my theory is , is because they're my theory is, is because they're nobody likes immigrants. people didn't like the irish immigrants when they came to america. yeah, there was problems. and then eventually got used to it. and people don't. and the irish, who are are basically it's a country, right? okay >> with you so far, don't you know, don't go too fast, but we can't follow. >> it's a country i know. we think of the irish people as being leprechauns and poets and singers and whatever singers and bands and whatever they are, they're are they're human beings and they don't like their schools inundated . they their schools inundated. they don't want their country changed. this is just the way people in countries, isn't it ? people in countries, isn't it? >> a case of, um, there's a there's a worry. i think at grass root level , some,

there's a worry. i think at grass root level, some, some places where i'm gigging, you go to towns, port towns, maybe, you know, and, and they think that their whole , the fabric of their their whole, the fabric of their society is being changed. now, i think that that change is part of life. and no one particularly, i'm not particularly, i'm not particularly at but particularly good at it, but i think level of what's think there's a level of what's acceptable and what's not. and i think if you've got whole enclaves changing and a way of life changing, it's very hard for that on board for people to take that on board very quickly. mean, the first very quickly. i mean, the first that's i've heard of that's the first. i've heard of the irish complaining about it, maybe in same way we maybe in the same way that we do. don't it's out do. and i don't think it's out of complain and say, of order to complain and say, listen, to it listen, you've got to make it good for everyone who's here first start opening first before you start opening the everyone to in. the door to everyone to come in. >> the poll is >> do you think the poll is interesting well? because interesting as well? because they you have the thing the they have you have the thing the statistics of people saying immigration good. immigration is in general good. it's interesting. it's the but that's interesting. it's the but that's interesting. it has to be about the speed, doesn't people saying doesn't it? if people are saying immigration but there's immigration is good, but there's a problem it, there's the a problem with it, there's the cost it, there's of it. >> right? i think that that when everyone's struggling, everyone's really struggling, i think they they're more conscious we were conscious of it than if we were doing well. think when doing really well. i think when you've your pocket you've got money in your pocket and not continually

and you're not continually looking the looking at the, you know, the gas look at problems gas metre, you look at problems slightly differently, perhaps i do anyway. >> yeah, but why ? i think you're >> yeah, but why? i think you're asking why are people generally happy with immigrants is because eventually all even louis schaefer has been somewhat accepted by these people . accepted by these people. eventually they accept . please eventually they accept. please say that they have shown me your disagrees with that . disagrees with that. >> is that is that over time people get used to having people there and they get to know the people, and most people are good. >> it's when there's too many or there's too many of one kind, and that changes the fabric. yeah. as opposed, it's like it's like adding an extra potato in in a, in a stew. it's you're really going back to these irish stereotypes. >> you kind of get you in trouble. but we'll crack on. i love, by the i just love love, by the way, i just love the fact it's you and elmo from sesame street who refer to themselves third person sesame street who refer to thethe lves third person sesame street who refer to thethe time. third person sesame street who refer to thethe time. the third person sesame street who refer to thethe time. the mail! person all the time. the mail on sunday. sean, is is. sunday. sean, this is this is. let the intro. okay let me do the intro. okay tractor held slow tractor tractors held a go slow on roads kent as opposed

on the roads of kent as opposed to what? tractors well known for doing 60 carriageway. doing 60 on a dual carriageway. >> crack okay so there was >> crack on. okay so there was gridlock at the port dover. gridlock at the port of dover. um, a tractor protest um, there was a tractor protest there. gibson there. farmer jeffrey gibson from hope i said that from wingham. i hope i said that correctly kent, revealed the correctly in kent, revealed the protest was against cheap imports well imports as well as the government's sustained farming incentive. i watched news incentive. um i watched news footage of the french farmers going to paris, and i've always got a lot of time for the french when it comes to protesting. you know, i just think they they know, i just think they get they they literally make it happen. and they extreme squeezing and they put extreme squeezing pressure on a government immediately by circling paris. and i think that farmers are basic, you know , they need to be basic, you know, they need to be supported. don't know anything supported. i don't know anything about it, i'm sure it must about it, but i'm sure it must be harder and much more be much harder and much more expensive and much more difficult to make a profit than ever before. now certainly after brexit, why it is brexit, i don't know why it is like i think the like that, but i think the ukrainian is ukrainian war, they say, is trebled. the price of grain. if you're an agricultural farmer or or hard on them, or it's really hard on them, really hard. i've a lot of really hard. i've got a lot of time him. really hard. i've got a lot of timyeah.1im. your take on >> yeah. louis, your take on this, mean, the, the, the this, i mean, the, the, the opinion in piece kind of

opinion in the piece kind of mentions but actually mentions brexit, but actually the more about the complaint is more about the post—brexit the complaint is more about the posyesrexit the complaint is more about the posyes .exit >> yes. >> yes. >> and that's what's a bit weird. they're saying it's harder farmers to export harder for the farmers to export stuff, but it's easier for them other countries to import stuff which affects the farmers prices . so and these are the people who voted for brexit. so basically they're saying that britain made a bad deal during brexit. but the thing that deshaun mentions is i think , is deshaun mentions is i think, is that english people envy the french and the french excitement and enthusiasm for rioting and demonstrations . and there's a demonstrations. and there's a there's a love that the english have for the french, because when the french riot, the police, they have they have water cannons with steel and sparkling water. >> that's how good they are. >> that's how good they are. >> very good, very good. >> very good, very good. >> the sunday telegraph louis is the bank of england obsessed with brexit. you should only do that trying to win an that if you are trying to win an election. >> it is. it is obsessed >> um, yes it is. it is obsessed . according. this is according to telegraph . the bank of to the telegraph. the bank of england accused project fear england accused of project fear narrative, quote unquote, with

brexit obsession. and this has to with with mark carney to do with with mark carney who's the canadian was was the canadian bank of england still canadian bank of england still canadian ? is he still canadian. canadian? is he still canadian. but he's he's he's he longer but he's he's he's he no longer the but basically he's what the head but basically he's what they're saying is bank they're saying is the bank of england when they have these meetings called decision meetings called these decision maker panel. and there was a guy on it and he said every time they had a meeting they were saying, what about brexit? is brexit affecting trying to brexit affecting you? trying to whip up into panic whip people up into a panic about about brexit. and they didn't mention the ukraine. how it was affecting the problems here or covid or the middle east. it's all brexit, they're all brexit all the time. these people the same way. we're all trans, all the time. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> so can i do the annoying thing of bringing in the truth to the story? so it wasn't about meetings. it was a questionnaire that was to inform these that was sent to inform these decision meetings. and decision making meetings. and it's they've never it's not that they've never asked about ukraine or covid they they've gone back they did, but they've gone back to only asking about brexit. and the was set up to the questionnaire was set up to investigate effects of

brexit. >> how is that different from what i said? how is that different? >> meetings and they >> it was meetings and they never covid they never asked about covid and they never asked about covid and they never because. >> no, because. >> no, because. >> he guy. okay, >> because he this guy. okay, i said this guy was at these meetings, okay, maybe meetings, i didn't okay, maybe i should the should have given the questionnaire. was questionnaire. yeah, it was given questionnaire. and then given a questionnaire. and then one then he's one question. but then he's given is where one question. but then he's giverdidn't is where one question. but then he's giverdidn't mention is where one question. but then he's giverdidn't mention it.s where they didn't mention it. >> so i thought the questionnaire was up to questionnaire was set up to investigate the impacts of brexit. and it asks about brexit. and it asks about brexit. you brexit. i don't know when you read bit in the story, do read that bit in the story, do you not feel less sean you not feel less shocked? sean >> he's >> i, i don't know, he's very amusing isn't he? he's great. i just think all i thought was when he said mark was, i when he said mark carney was, i think be the best think that's got to be the best job the world. being governor job in the world. being governor of england, it's got of the bank of england, it's got to money. to be a licence to print money. >> you go. that's a >> ah, there you go. that's a joke. very funny. can i just tell something? every time tell you something? every time you tell a joke and i don't tell a me bad. a joke, it's making me look bad. >> note making >> the express note was making you the express. sean. you look bad. the express. sean. the home office celebrated world huab the home office celebrated world hijab is hijab day, which i'm sure is part that's good. part of a cover up. that's good. >> i like that i. this is a weird story. um, the email claimed the hijab also claimed that the hijab also appued claimed that the hijab also applied that applied to muslim men. that it affected behaviour affected their behaviour and encouraged behave

encouraged them to behave modestly. i don't about modestly. i don't know about that. mean , i think there's an that. i mean, i think there's an oversight sensitive area in this country where you're making, um , country where you're making, um, allowance for things you don't have to do. i think if you want to wear that, if that's your religion, you can. i just think just just just get on with it. you don't have to. you don't have to tell us all about this. >> yeah, but what is what is the home office. >> i mean, some mosques do suit some don't they. some people, don't they. >> ugly people. >> yeah, they ugly people. >> yeah, they ugly people. >> right. but at >> ugly people. right. but at the you they the same time, you know, they this is a non—story. this is why this is a non—story. because the home office also promotes world yarmulke day. world baklava day, which world gimp mask day, the benefits of gimp mask day, the benefits of gimp masks. i made this up, i made this. >> is that your speech ? >> is that your speech? >> is that your speech? >> is that your speech? >> i know if i were this dude, sean mayo, it had come out funnier and it's not my fault i'm doing the best that i can. and yeah, it's just it just shows how, uh. and this is the home office under the tories. it just shows how how desperate

they are for votes. >> they're not going to get. >> they're not going to get. >> they're not going to get. >> they're just being the team. world has taken over everything to soft. >> this country's just it's surely team world should be involved something day . involved in world something day. >> if there's one thing you >> if ever there's one thing you can let world do, it's can let team world do, it's organised stuff across the world. >> team world day, >> it's team world day, team world day. >> go world day. » in world day. » m >> there you go. uh, that's it for part but still to come, for part two. but still to come, a question over energy drinks for who wants kids to have for kids. who wants kids to have more and will tell you more energy and will tell you how you can get a council house? details.

conservative and you get all confused about your listening to gb news radio . gb news radio. >> welcome back to headliners to the i, sean. and energy drinks are as addictive as cocaine, which explains why i've been in soho turning tricks for a red bull. >> well, um. yeah this is apparently the story says this story comes round every once in a while. that high energy sugar dnnks a while. that high energy sugar drinks are addictive as cocaine. um, i don't see county line gangs delivering that stuff early morning, but, um, i

early in the morning, but, um, i also i don't think it's also think i don't think it's quite same thing. i mean, quite the same thing. i mean, the, the food companies are loading all their processed food with sugar. you're weaned on it very, very early. the sweets are in the supermarket, very low for the kids to grab and press them. you know, mummy and daddy to buy them for them. you're sort of weaned very early weaned on sugar at a very early age, and i think there's no getting away from think getting away from it. i think making on it's just making a ban on it's just unworkable. the same way unworkable. but at the same way that if you if you make drugs illegal, it made any illegal, it hasn't made any difference whatsoever. they've just found ways around it. that's a thing the that's a good thing about the crime. the crime syndicates, is they in everything they find a hole in everything and they get through it. >> though suppose you >> well, though i suppose you could say there's definitely less supermarket less cocaine in the supermarket down at kid level. down at that kid level. >> also there's >> yeah, but also there's another right? another thing, right? >> addicted to sugar >> if you get addicted to sugar and go rehab, those and you go to rehab, those stories as good as the stories are never as good as the stories are never as good as the stories of people doing drugs. >> our sugar >> but cross over to our sugar correspondent. to say correspondent. he's going to say that than cocaine that sugar's worse than cocaine because calories. that sugar's worse than cocaine bec no,3 calories. that sugar's worse than cocaine bec no,3 think lories. is worse >> no, i think sugar is worse than because it's than cocaine because it's killing people than cocaine killing more people than cocaine with . with diabetes. >> this and all of >> and all of this and all of the symptoms

the quote unquote, symptoms of diabetes , which include diabetes, which include alzheimer's, cancer for all the disease, gout , uh, these are all disease, gout, uh, these are all symptoms is that what this is? this is just one nanny state police, state team. we're all trying to control everything. and what they're doing is, i'm going to tell you why this thing is so pernicious. i don't is so pernicious. and i don't think used that word before. >> twice tonight, i think. >> twice tonight, i think. >> how you? >> how about you? >> how about you? >> pernicious. don't think >> pernicious. i don't think i have, basically have, and, uh, it's basically devi. basically saying devi. it's basically saying there's people there's sugar, which people think of white sugar. right >> but diversity in sugar. but carbs, which include lots of sugars, you know, fruit sugars , sugars, you know, fruit sugars, glucose, all the different starches are just as bad and they break down into sugar. >> a bowl, a bowl of pasta is just as bad as a can of coke. a glass of orange juice is just as bad for sure. >> sugar is sugar and calories are calories. >> and it's what goes in and what goes out. and you have to make a deficit. otherwise that's another argument. >> what goes in, what goes out. but truth is, truth is, but the truth is, the truth is, sugan but the truth is, the truth is, sugar, you were right about

this. sugar . sugar, you were right about this. sugar. this is this. you should sugar. this is why we should have gone over this sugar is this before the show. sugar is sugar. this before the show. sugar is sugar . sean, this before the show. sugar is sugar. sean, i this before the show. sugar is sugar . sean, i know this before the show. sugar is sugar. sean, i know i agree this before the show. sugar is sugar . sean, i know i agree with sugar. sean, i know i agree with him . and so if just say sugar is him. and so if just say sugar is sugan him. and so if just say sugar is sugar, you're agreeing with them saying sugary sugar. >> yes. which i don't think is a sentence like brexit sentence that's like brexit means one's tautology. >> one for a while. what >> that one for a while. what i'm is, is white sugar is i'm saying is, is white sugar is the exact same thing as healthy as the as the sugars, the carbohydrate in healthy whole grains. >> the story was about energy dnnks. drinks. >> yeah. because what they're trying to do is they're trying to demonise one thing at a time. and and so they're do you think they should demonise no they should demonise sugar? no yes they should. so you agree i agree, but they should demonise all plants period. but not make it illegal. plants are the source of all ill health in this country. we have a king who is dying of plant induced cancer. >> well, we don't know that. >> well, we don't know that. >> and that feels like you've really had to take it a step too far. and from a plant

far. and cocaine's from a plant as what have we as well. so what have we learned? the observer, lewis and many schools going many schools are now going bankrupt. so now bankrupt. so bankrupt. so now who's at maths? who's not good at maths? >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> well like why >> well it's like because why teachers redundancy see teachers facing redundancy see as of english as record number of english schools fall into deficit. and what's happened is , is that what's happened is, is that they've run out of money. these schools all across the country. i don't know how many. they didn't how but they're didn't say how many, but they're all having trouble. thousands of schools and because they haven't balanced their books, which is you're totally right. if they're they're incompetent, the teachers, why teachers, i mean, that's why they into teaching those who they go into teaching those who can't teach . yeah. can't teach. yeah. >> isn't that the same? who can't teach? >> that's the saying. >> that's the saying. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and isn't isn't, isn't part of this problem that a lot of councils are going to go bankrupt don't they get some bankrupt and don't they get some of grants for of the money in their grants for schools councils schools from the councils because haven't able because people haven't been able to council to pay their council tax or haven't tax? haven't paid the council tax? i mean, heard that that's a mean, i've heard that that's a knock effect to the schools knock on effect to the schools also. you as you said, or also. you know, as you said, or you're out you're you're pointing out if you're teaching the teaching maths at school, the last people think should get last people you think should get get wrong their get the sums wrong about their

accounts teachers. accounts would be the teachers. but . yeah, i'm sure it's harder but. yeah, i'm sure it's harder than that. yeah. in their defence it would be. >> i can't remember how many years ago, but it's relatively recently that the schools were put in charge of their own budgets it's budgets in that way. and it's interesting you bring up the councils. are not councils. councils also are not legally allowed have a debt legally allowed to have a debt at end of the doing the at the end of the doing the accountancy period. so that's why declare why they have to declare bankruptcy. same rule bankruptcy. if that same rule were place to our government, were in place to our government, they'd be bankrupt. >> that >> yeah, we maxed out that credit a time credit card a long time ago. >> yeah, fascinating. credit card a long time ago. >> you1, fascinating. credit card a long time ago. >> you know, nating. credit card a long time ago. >> you know, iating. credit card a long time ago. >> you know, i think we've done that one. never done one that one. we've never done one so quickly. uh, the i, sean and you council on you can rent a council house on airbnb, for airbnb, which is good news for that greek woman from that pulp song. >> well, okay, so story is, >> well, okay, so this story is, um, discussed this um, and we discussed this briefly your little office, briefly in your little office, didn't um, homes didn't we? um, council homes are being rented apps being illegally rented on apps like airbnb, they're costing like airbnb, and they're costing the reckon an the taxpayers. they reckon an extra 6.2 billion. i think there's part of this is opportunity ism and part part of it is everyone's struggling. everyone's trying to look at a way to make a few, few quid on the side. and if you can't deliver fizzy drinks with your, you know, late at night or

whatever it is doing, you whatever it is you're doing, you know, i think everyone's looking whatever it is you're doing, you knowway|ink everyone's looking whatever it is you're doing, you knowway out. everyone's looking whatever it is you're doing, you know way out. 3veryon> you lose your on >> yeah. you lose your take on this. take on it is that this is >> my take on it is that this is this once upon a time, council houses were just, council houses were just, uh, council built houses built at a discount because they had taken out the profit motive from the greedy landlords . and they were for landlords. and they were for regular people to live and to do in these houses as they wish. but somewhere along the line, they've decided that council housing is social housing. and it's not for normal people, it's for people in need . so the for people in need. so the council suddenly looks at people's homes and saying, oh, you're not using it efficiently. you don't have so just to follow up, push back on that, do you think it should be allowed that

someone who's given a council house should able to rent it house should be able to rent it out airbnb for like a grand week? >> they're making money >> yes, they're making money out of a property that we as a state built. >> well, yes, yes, because that's how it was that was the deal lewis . deal that was do that lewis. >> think i'm starting to >> i think now i'm starting to think is what you're up to. think this is what you're up to. >> it isn't because i am. >> no, it isn't because i am. i am not, i'm not, i'm. can we change subject? change the subject? >> he would say. >> exactly what he would say. that's was no i, that's what he was doing. no i, i i think that that that i think i think that that that accounts people rented council homes with the, with the belief that it was their home to use. >> it was a family home. whether there was ten people living there was ten people living there or one person living there, the more and more people are renting out the fritz . so are renting out the fritz. so let them rent it out. let them rent it out. and this is renting out the whole place and should teach the council a lesson. they should literally not a family home. >> if you're saying they don't live there and they it live there and they rent it out to people, who's to to people, who's and who's to decide family is, decide what a family is, i'm a family in it. >> a one person family, a >> i'm a one person family, a family home has a family. you don't they're to don't know if they're going to move know what

move back. you don't know what they're other days they're doing. the other days that an airbnb. whether that it's not an airbnb. whether they're person they're living there, one person is family. is not a family. >> it's a man. >> it's a lonely man. >> it's a lonely man. >> calling me >> they've. and he's calling me lonely. you know i'm not. he gets of the house to come gets out of the house to come and every so often. and do this every so often. >> you. sunday >> bless you. the sunday telegraph having telegraph and people are having less been on tv less sex since we've been on tv just before bed. >> the maths. why? why the >> do the maths. why? why the world is having less sex. >> this is the sunday telegraph. this those sunday this is one of those sunday stories they to stories where they just got to put words there. i i wrote it put words in there. i i wrote it probably. >> yes. >> yes. >> basically. what >> yes. >> basically. that's what it is. it's, asked the french it's, it's they asked the french and french having only and the french are having only 24, not only 24% of french people who are supposed to be very randy haven't had sex in the past year, 24% of adults , the past year, 24% of adults, adults. and it used to be as recently as 15 years ago, it was like 9. so it's gone from nine to pete . people are not having to pete. people are not having sex and i think a lot of it is because women are fat. and yeah, yeah, okay. can i, can i back that up? can i back that up ? that up? can i back that up? >> you're like one of these guys that says that people don't have

sex when it's hot and you go, that's why there's no kids in africa that's interesting. africa. that's interesting. >> well , i africa. that's interesting. >> well, i think, um, no. >> yeah, well, i think, um, no. >> yeah, well, i think, um, no. >> i apologise for that? >> can i apologise for that? >> can i apologise for that? >> you going to make it >> are you going to make it better, sean? >> well, i somehow, that >> well, i somehow, yeah, that was pretty bad. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> i just my theory. >> um, can i just my theory. >> um, can i just my theory. >> right. it >> i mean, you're right. it is shocking. the countries shocking. of all the countries that less french that are having less sex french because they're known not only to amorous, they're to be quite amorous, but they're also i asked also a bit kinky because i asked one woman once if she wanted to leave said so wasn't leave me. she said we so wasn't doing that. >> okay, that's that's a joke. that was funny. >> i don't know where. >> um, i not i don't know where. i think these are i always think these are slightly cheek slightly tongue in cheek questions, when questions, especially when they've polled the people between sex between 18 and 69 on the sex question. >> yeah, but but the truth is, the truth is there's we're having huge demographic collapse and there's a million reasons why we're having, i will add a little bit of education to this after that horrible joke that i made is, um, is the number one thing. >> that's, that's killing birth. and which is related to people having sex. people don't want to have sex if they don't want to

have sex if they don't want to have kids. generally speaking, a lot of times is people living in small apartments or small flats. the smaller the flat, the less people are having kids and the less people are having sex. >> but you should be able to afford to have children, don't you? >>i you? >> i mean, you know, don't you think to be responsible think you need to be responsible when kids? when you have kids? >> that's a point. >> that's a good point. >> that's a good point. >> day, you talk >> back in the day, you talk about whenever someone about farmers. whenever someone had , child was good for had a kid, a child was good for the was. it was the farm. it was. it was a profit centre. it was an employee. yeah. but now , now. employee. yeah. but now, now. but now, if you have a kid and you're living in a small little flat, it's a drain. well how about this? >> i met a guy the other day, and his ambition was to have 11 kids so he could have his own football team, and i thought, that's nuts, isn't because that's nuts, isn't it? because if one them gets injured, you if one of them gets injured, you have to wait nine months for substitute. >> very good. >> very good. >> thank you very median. >> thank you very median. >> i just tell you >> can i just tell you something? i like? at least something? i like? sean at least makes jokes . yeah, and you do too. >> we try that. >> we try that. >> um, we're going to whip through this one quickly. the sunday telegraph. sean, the

globe has gone gender gender neutral to she or not to she. yeah well, the globe theatre is accused of appeasing gender activists after staff inclusivity guidance was leaked. >> training documents told staff to replace the words such as gentleman with someone in and avoid using the terms . guys, i avoid using the terms. guys, i think this is again, this is another sort of wokey nonsense to me. it's like when people are going to be offended and being grouped into a certain, you know, vocabulary . uh, i send know, vocabulary. uh, i send lots of emails and other things i do to, to men and women and, and if it's, if it's to, to parliament and it's got men and women, hi, guys. women, it i'll go. hi, guys. i've something you. women, it i'll go. hi, guys. i'don't something you. women, it i'll go. hi, guys. i'don't think athing you. women, it i'll go. hi, guys. i'don't think anyone's you. women, it i'll go. hi, guys. i'don't think anyone's ever you. women, it i'll go. hi, guys. i'don't think anyone's ever come i don't think anyone's ever come back and said, how dare you say that to me? >> you start the email >> would you start the email with, varne. >> would you start the email witi no, varne. >> would you start the email witino, but varne. >> would you start the email witino, but done arne. >> would you start the email witino, but done sometimes >> no, but i have done sometimes if you to a whole if you say to a whole department, gentlemen, your table ready at 7:00, may the table is ready at 7:00, may the best man win. you know what i mean? >> yeah, but what if there's a woman? he's asking. what if there's woman in it? there's a woman in it? >> feels like it. it could >> guys feels like it. it could include anyone. gentlemen. >> ladies and gentlemen, boys and whatever you

and girls, whatever you are. yeah wrong. yeah well, i think you're wrong. >> you're wrong. is that >> i think you're wrong. is that is every business has to is that every business has to have is. i mean, have rules. this is. i mean, we'll never run out of these stories because every business and every organisation has to have training documents. you can't you can't go around and saying, what about you? be word, whatever . if you see saying, what about you? be word, whatever. if you see a bunch of girls there, you know what i mean? you got to you got to make sure that people are well behaved, that be word. >> oh heavens. for a minute there, say the word. >> but know what i'm saying? >> but you know what i'm saying? you have to have some control. there some rule book. there has to be some rule book. so people don't litigate and try and get an easy dollar off you. >> yeah, we stopped paying attention to these stories about gendered words. >> show would be half >> the show would be half an hour so it, lewis. hour long, so stop it, lewis. >> got bills pay. >> we've got bills to pay. >> we've got bills to pay. >> well, to focus more >> well, we need to focus more on trans thing. we're we're on the trans thing. we're we're not about. not talking about. >> there'll be in next >> there'll be one in the next section, for part section, but that's it for part three. jeremy three. coming up, jeremy clarkson sorts out this whole racism find which racism thing and find out which comedians cancelled. comedians can't be cancelled. spoiler probably spoiler alert it's probably not lewis you

soon. welcome back to headliners to the metro . lewis and some the metro. lewis and some comedians are too rich to cancel, and the others end up here. >> yeah, i don't know if ross noble is this way, but he made a big, big, big piece in in the metro. it was another one of those boring sundays we've run out of news. they interview ross noble, which is fine. it's fine to worked to interview him. i've worked with really with him. he's really, really funny. you make funny. he says if you make enough you can't get enough money, you can't get cancelled. that's just cancelled. it's that's just a snip of this really long interview . and there's nothing interview. and there's nothing worse than reading about other comedians who are selling out the palladium. in an interview , the palladium. in an interview, who really news. it's who it's not really news. it's not news. >> you could sell out the palladium , not the theatre. palladium, not the theatre. >> i'm sure there's a pub somewhere called that called the palladium. >> i don't know about this cancellation thing. cancelled i think for sure, if you've got enough money, not only can you not get cancelled, but you can find the people who were going to cancel you and pay for an

assassin to knock them off, and exactly. >> that's send a message >> well, that's send a message to , right? to these idiots, right? >> is just like , >> cancellation is just like, oh, i don't know. i think it's like railing the like someone railing against the rules a child. i think rules like a child. i think a lot of this wokeism is just railing against the rules like a child. and in the end, it'll even out and they'll grow up and that's that's what elon even out and they'll grow up and that's is that's what elon even out and they'll grow up and that's is doing.t's what elon musk is doing. >> disney, you know, >> he's suing disney, you know, on of carano . what's her on behalf of carano. what's her name? jane. and uh, so yeah, you hope it's going to be that way. but i think he, he was just asked about it because he's like , not cancel, cancel , totally not cancel, cancel bill. why is he suing disney ? bill. why is he suing disney? why is elon musk suing disney ? why is elon musk suing disney? he's suing disney because he hates disney. because they've they've advertising they've withdrawn advertising trying kill twitter. so he's trying to kill twitter. so he's standing up for somebody who also got who cancelled . um, also got who got cancelled. um, but but this story about ross noble i think it's interesting if you like comedians and you like reading about successful comedians, no one likes comedians. >> if there's one thing i've learned this show. learned doing this show. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> uh, right. let's on to >> uh, right. let's crack on to the the sunday the next bit. the sunday express. clarkson

express. sean jeremy clarkson says countryside isn't says that the countryside isn't racist, so i'm sure that clarkson's farm starjeremy clarkson's farm star jeremy clarkson's farm star jeremy clarkson back at claims the clarkson hits back at claims the british countryside is racist. >> clarkson has hit >> um, jeremy clarkson has hit back at the notion the british countryside racist, and countryside is racist, and he insists residents don't care about race. i i, i don't know, i think, uh, in, in, in their own way, i think when people have their lives interfered with and they're struggling, it's much easier that to boil the easier for that to boil to the surface. i just it's just surface. i just think it's just absolutely right thing absolutely not the right thing to just judge people because they're not same they're not the same race as you. just that's nuts. you. i just think that's nuts. there's other reasons there's loads of other reasons to . to hate them. >> the colour of their >> yeah, the colour of their skin . skin. >> if you're an idiot, you've got come. got to come. >> that was a joke. >> that was a joke. >> was a joke. you need to >> that was a joke. you need to put banner again. say put that banner up again. we say joke that's joke. yeah. joke. that's a joke. yeah. i mean, the article itself, the original article , it's the original article, it's the headune original article, it's the headline that calls it racist. >> actual report says that >> the actual report says that the countryside something the countryside is something like yeah like overwhelmingly white. yeah it shouldn't be seen as an insult, should insult, really, should it? i mean, that's because of mean, if that's because loads of white people live there, that's well, it was. >> every once in a while. right?

a lorry pulls into a farm a lorry pulls over into a farm and door and bunch and the door opens and a bunch of you've never seen before of guys you've never seen before run towards the run out and head towards the a two kent. right yeah. two right in kent. right yeah. but that's, that's that's no, that's just desperation. you know that's know what i mean. that's desperation i you do the desperation. i think you do the same in that situation. >> but it's like people from my background, class, background, some working class, you of my you know, every one of my ancestors, all down the ancestors, they're all down the mines. didn't get go into ancestors, they're all down the mincountryside.t get go into ancestors, they're all down the mincountryside.t ge certainlyito the countryside. we certainly didn't any of the didn't get to own any of the countryside. yeah but because there's racial difference there's no racial difference there, issue. there, it's not a racial issue. >> i think what it is whatever white we're going >> i think what it is whatever witry we're going >> i think what it is whatever witry to we're going >> i think what it is whatever witry to take we're going >> i think what it is whatever witry to take from e going >> i think what it is whatever witry to take from them.; to try to take away from them. and it's and second thing is and it's and the second thing is these people who are saying that that inner inner city people have no access to the countryside, well , why? because countryside, well, why? because of high petrol prices. you're making it illegal to cars . making it illegal to own cars. you're making 15 minute cities and then they're then they're wondering why no one's going to going to the country because they don't have they because they don't have access to the, to the countryside . and this is you countryside. and this is you read this story and you just hate people. >> let's crack on to the next one, the sunday telegraph. lewis did scotland invent football,

not england, means not england, which really means it's home. not england, which really means it's yeah, home. not england, which really means it's yeah, hortaught england >> yeah, scotland taught england how to play football. bbc documentary claims it's a show bringing up football and it's all about how great scotland is . all about how great scotland is. it's from bbc scotland . so of it's from bbc scotland. so of course they're going to blow themselves up. their bbc is horrific. it should be defunded but bbc scotland is double double wrong but didn't the scots have had some amazing inventions ? inventions? >> they invented the television didn't they? the telephone varne central heating, but they call it whisky. yeah, no , they did it whisky. yeah, no, they did not invent the television when there's a whisky joke. >> no, i'm sorry. sorry >> no, i'm sorry. sorry >> would you let me know that a joke is coming so i can pay attention? >> we'll fit this one in as well. >> the sunday times, sean, an a town is plagued by a mystery . town is plagued by a mystery. hum. what about this woman who lives there who's got a smile on her face? lives there who's got a smile on her face story, um, they're on >> this story, um, they're on the for immingham. hum. the hunt for the immingham. hum. that's residents awake for that's kept residents awake for years. britain's, britain's years. the britain's, britain's largest are used to largest port. people are used to noise, like noise, but nothing like this. matt listens to the humber matt rudd listens to the humber estuary. this is just an

unidentifiable isn't it? unidentifiable noise, isn't it? >> yeah, yeah, but they could do it. >> could be a guy that jumps over the chelsea bridge. really? and that the police are looking for. >> that longshore drift. >> that longshore drift. >> i'm not sure if it made it all the way up there. yeah, yeah, but i mean it gets to go bangin yeah, but i mean it gets to go bang in the night. no, it's something just humming around there, isn't it? no one knows. but they could they. >> know what? they can >> you know what? they can find out bullet is shot in, out where a bullet is shot in, in, in anywhere in the world, they can triangulate . all they they can triangulate. all they need is send some. they need to do is send some. they haven't work up there. haven't done the work up there. they haven't the guy. they haven't sent the guy. there's like, yeah, but there's kind of like, yeah, but they've got better things to do. >> sock >> like rearranging their sock drawer. this isn't a story. >> do you know how annoying it is hum hum? is to hum the hum? >> snorer. you >> my girlfriend's a snorer. you know, there's going to be a death. going die death. somebody's going to die from . you are. from this. you are. >> girlfriend's going to >> your girlfriend's going to see this show. >> could be. yeah. she is >> could be. yeah. she she is watching the show. >> she has nice things to >> sure. she has nice things to say well, that's the say about you. well, that's the show . let's take show nearly over. let's take another quick look at sunday's front the mail on sunday front pages. the mail on sunday says palace calls in lawyers over bogus. i books on king's

cancer. over bogus. i books on king's cancer . the sun says star billy cancer. the sun says star billy in love split sunday express. your messages have given me the greatest comfort. the sunday telegraph says army eases security checks in drive for diversity and the observer. we've given up the fight, diversity and the observer. we've given up the fight , says we've given up the fight, says tories, as poll defeat looms . tories, as poll defeat looms. and finally, the daily star sunday abbey i saw three ufos on the a3 and those were the front pages. that's all we've got. time for. thank you to my guests lewis schaffer and sean mayo. we're back tomorrow from 11, where other where there'll be some other people this. if people sat here doing this. if you're at five, stay you're watching at five, stay tuned breakfast and until the tuned to breakfast and until the next one, have a good one. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> hello there. good evening. i'm jonathan vautrey of your gb news weather forecast provided by the met office . have quite by the met office. have quite a foggy and murky night to come ahead of us, leading into

sunday. certainly could see some mist and fog patches forming relatively widely across areas of uk. quite a damp night as of the uk. quite a damp night as well, with showers pushing across southwest across the southwest at this band into band of longer rain moving into eastern england and eastern scotland be some scotland as well, could be some localised this localised disruption, with this rainfall on already rainfall falling on already very saturated ground temperatures. though that cloud though underneath all that cloud generally holding up above freezing can't rule out freezing. but we can't rule out a for some clearer a patchy frost for some clearer spells of scotland , spells across areas of scotland, but it be quite a damp but it will be quite a damp start again, start to sunday again, with those their way those showers pushing their way through. be quite heavy, through. could be quite heavy, maybe thunder along maybe with some thunder along some areas far some coastal areas of the far south. clearing south. rain eventually clearing for but it is for eastern england, but it is going a wet day for going to be a very wet day for nonh going to be a very wet day for north eastern of scotland, north eastern areas of scotland, but spells but some brighter spells developing into the developing as we head into the afternoon too, though with some continuing showers moving in from west. temperatures from the west. temperatures generally 7 to 11 c. on generally around 7 to 11 c. on monday, the area of low pressure that we have seen around this weekend will slowly drift its way northwards , a closer way northwards, a bit closer towards that allows towards iceland. that allows this northwesterly flow air this northwesterly flow of air to moving way in quite to start moving its way in quite a isobars chart a lot of isobars on the chart there, so will be there, so it will be a relatively breezy day for most

of those showers be of us. those showers will be most north and most frequent in the north and west, particularly parts of west, particularly for parts of northern western northern ireland, western scotland, but areas further towards off towards the east starting off with of with a decent amount of sunshine, fair weather sunshine, a bit of fair weather cloud the cloud bubbling up into the afternoon and can't rule out the odd shower, but certainly drier here odd shower, but certainly drier h

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. but some mps reckon the conservatives have already given up hope. >> lord cameron has issued his concern as israel prepares for a ground invasion of rafah in gaza i >> -- >> also coming up, >> also coming up , nuclear waste >> also coming up, nuclear waste on your doorstep . one east on your doorstep. one east yorkshire community is dealing with that very scenario . with that very scenario. >> plus, it's a contentious question . this weekend is the question. this weekend is the country brookside racist ? we'll country brookside racist? we'll debate that later on. >> good morning. in the sport, there was heartache for scotland in the closing seconds of their six nations clash with france at murrayfield. england, meanwhile, edged past wales at twickenham and we look back and ahead to the weekend's premier league action. >> the misty and murky start to the day in places, but some of us will eventually see some sunshine poking through. join me for the full weather details later on to find out if that's likely to be you. morning to you. >> i'm stephen dixon and i'm anne diamond, and this is breakfast on gb news