gb news you you with jp news and our top story tonight at norfolk and suffolk police have admitted that the personal information of over 1000 people including victims of crime and witnesses , victims of crime and witnesses, was mistakenly released in response to a freedom of information request. >> both forces have attributed the mistake to a technical issue, but in a joint statement, the forces said the data was hidden from anyone trying to open the files which were issued between april 2021 and march 20th, 22. figures from the office for national statistics show wages are rising at a record level in the three months

to june to close the gap on price rises as inflation is currently standing at 7.9. but with regular pay growing by 7.8% for the last quarter. the director of the office for national statistics has suggested people's real pay is recovering. new figures on inflation will be released tomorrow. the prime minister says that with wages rising at their fastest level for 22 years, there is now light at the end of the tunnel. rishi sunak has said bringing inflation down is still his government's key priority . priority. >> it's inflation that's making people feel poorer. it's eating into the savings in their bank account, making sure there's less money that they have at the end of the month. and that's why we bring it down. and we need to bring it down. and that's how we'll also bring down interest and ease the interest rates and ease the pressure on people's mortgages. interest rates and ease the presswe on people's mortgages. interest rates and ease the presswe are people's mortgages. interest rates and ease the presswe are people'sprogress.es. interest rates and ease the presswe are people'sprogress. i'm now we are making progress. i'm not and we'll have not complacent. and we'll have more this week which more numbers this week which hopefully continued hopefully show continued downward inflation. downward movement on inflation. but to stick the but we've got to stick to the plan. taking the plan. that means taking the right responsible decisions right, responsible decisions for the , being responsible

the economy, being responsible with with public with borrowing, with public sector pay. and if we do that, we bring inflation down. we will bring inflation down. >> any rise in rail fares in england next year will be below the rate of inflation. the department for transport says the increase will not be as high as the rise in the retail price index, which normally dictates rail fares. the government has vowed to continue to protect rail passengers with the soaring cost of living . any rises will cost of living. any rises will be delayed until march next yeah be delayed until march next year. rather than being brought in in january . now the home in in january. now the home office has exclusively revealed to gb news today there's been a huge increase in undocumented migrants exploiting rules to work in the food delivery sector. it says restaurants and small businesses offering delivery services are now being urged to carry out more detailed checks on their drivers to crack down on scams . home office down on scams. home office officials say working in the shadow economy, as it's known , shadow economy, as it's known, is a major pull factor for those

embarking on often dangerous and illegal journeys to the uk . now, illegal journeys to the uk. now, madonna has announced the new dates for her celebration world tour marking 40 years at the top of the music business. the singer was due to start the tour in canada last month before she announced a plan to reschedule the north american leg following a stay in intensive care . the a stay in intensive care. the celebration world tour will now kick off in london on october the 14th. us gb news across the uk on your tv, in your car, on digital radio and now on your smart speaker by saying play gb news. this is britain's news. channel >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm andrew doyle and joining me to wrangle with wednesday's newspapers are two

comedic cowboys . louis schaffer comedic cowboys. louis schaffer and francis foster. i always think cowboy is quite homoerotic, isn't it.7 >> i think. i think. yeah. >> i think. i think. yeah. >> i think. i think. yeah. >> i don't see you on a bison or at a rodeo , lewis. at a rodeo, lewis. >> do you know what i mean? >> do you know what i mean? >> you could see me eating maybe the bison or eating the rodeo, wouldn't you? >> absolutely. have you >> you? absolutely. why have you got award? got your award? >> because i was given this award. this is my award for being most ofcom complaints being for most ofcom complaints for lewis schaffer. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> so i've got that. i think you should be, though. >> so i've got that. i think you should the though. >> so i've got that. i think you should the tidy gh. >> so i've got that. i think you should the tidy the desk up, lewis. >> it's a bad start. it looks unprofessional. you make the show look unprofessional. >> so these kind of. not >> so do these kind of. not me personally. me. what personally. this makes me. what do how are you, francis? >> how are you, francis? >> how are you, francis? >> i'm well. i'm delighted >> i'm very well. i'm delighted to here. to be here. >> doily. >> doily. >> yeah, well, as always, it's a delight to have you. we're going to looking at the front to start by looking at the front covers of wednesday's newspapers, daily mail newspapers, the daily mail is leading in leading with spies who came in from suburbia. this is going to be the story all night. the be the big story all night. the telegraph. also, russia's northolt spy arrested the northolt spy ring arrested the mirror spies are next door. very dramatic there. from the mirror

and the financial times, trump doubles down georgia vote doubles down on georgia vote fraud after fresh fraud claims after fresh charges. we're going to get to that in a moment. the guardian has bulgarians suspected of spying russian spying in uk for russian security services. and the daily star go completely off piste with the da vinci code. i've cracked it, mate. a story about the knights templar. never say they're not on the pulse . those they're not on the pulse. those were front pages . i'm going were your front pages. i'm going to kick off with the daily mail now. so, lewis, what are they leading with? >> well, they're leading with this spies thing, quote unquote, spies. i guess you're not allowed to say spies because they them or they might offend them or something. came in something. spies who came in from suburbia. there are three bulgarians. and two from suburbia. there are three bulg.are, s. and two from suburbia. there are three bulg.are, like, and two from suburbia. there are three bulg.are, like, really two from suburbia. there are three bulg.are, like, really proper) guys are, like, really proper ugly. and they say , lewis, this ugly. and they say, lewis, this isn't about their looks, but it isn't about their looks, but it is or it is. if you're going to be a spy, you want them to be like james bond. you want it to be like superman because a beautiful person, you'd obviously assume that was a spy. >> the thing about james

>> that's the thing about james bond. we all know the bond. you know, we all know the james bond you commit james bond films. you commit espionage have espionage these days. you have to monitor. to be a monitor. >> guess so. and guys >> i guess so. and these guys are monsters. yeah thank you for pointing out that i hadn't thought it much. anyway, thought about it much. anyway, they're bulgarians and the bulgarians, like the russians. and not that. not that and i mean, not that. not that they're like. are bit they're like. they are a bit like the russians. >> they like the >> they mean. they like the russians. the russians. >> they like russians. they >> they like the russians. they like the romanians don't like the russians. it's leaps the russians. it's like leaps every country, like this. but the most sorry is it says from suburbia they came in from suburbia. are three of suburbia. so there are three of them they're living in them and they're living in harrow yarmouth. yes harrow and great yarmouth. yes but. would hardly call but. but i would hardly call harrow the suburbia great harrow the suburbia and great yarmouth is one of my favourite towns of britain. well towns in all of britain. well i used to live in harrow. >> yeah. it's not really suburbia, is it? >> no, it isn't very much. >> no, it isn't very much. >> london. what do think >> london. what do you think of all business, francis? >> london. what do you think of all well, business, francis? >> london. what do you think of all well, i business, francis? >> london. what do you think of all well, i mean,ess, francis? >> london. what do you think of all well, i mean, it's francis? >> london. what do you think of all well, i mean, it's very:is? >> well, i mean, it's very interesting, but what it underlines means is that we are very war russia, very much at war with russia, even pretend not to be. >> this is a cold war and you can't trust them. but yeah, a little bit of casual xenophobia there. >> but yeah, it's fine. but when you're at war, you work with a

russian. i do. and that's how i know. yeah. >> but you know, we have really been and out of a kind of been in and out of a kind of cold with them for a while, cold war with them for a while, what litvinenko thing. what with the litvinenko thing. what the poisoning. i mean, what with the poisoning. i mean, you know, there's always been this undercurrent this rumbling, this undercurrent of thing happening. of this kind of thing happening. so new. of this kind of thing happening. so no. new. of this kind of thing happening. so no. and new. of this kind of thing happening. so no. and i new. of this kind of thing happening. so no. and i think1ew. of this kind of thing happening. so no. and i think isw. of this kind of thing happening. so no. and i think i think >> no. and i think i think you're pointing out the most salient about this, that salient fact about this, that this propaganda. probably salient fact about this, that thislike�*ropaganda. probably salient fact about this, that thislikeropilike,|a. probably salient fact about this, that thislike�*ropilike, yes, �*obably salient fact about this, that thislike�*ropilike, yes, it's bly it's like it's like, yes, it's all about making us afraid of the russians again. and i'm old, so remember being afraid of so i remember being afraid of the russians. you don't want to be afraid. >> i am with the propaganda. don't trust them. >> the russians. right. >> okay. i don't trust them ehhen >> okay. i don't trust them either. but i don't think. i don't. i think what we're doing now way worse anyway. >> it's certainly a dramatic story. we're going to on story. we're going to move on to the cover the daily the front cover of the daily telegraph wednesday. what telegraph for wednesday. what are running with? francis are they running with? francis >> they are running with >> so they are running with a very story , which is very interesting story, which is well they've spies. no? well, they've got the spies. no? >> yeah. so spies the >> well, yeah. so the spies the health secretary has commissioned the marks and spencer's boss, steve rowe , to

spencer's boss, steve rowe, to cut waste in the nhs because when you're trying to cut waste in the nhs, you need somebody who knows about pants and sandwiches. >> yeah, but one of the things he's saying, patients could skip gp for cancer checks. >> well, this is it. >> well, this is it. >> so if somebody feels that they are displaying a for instance, a significant cancer symptom, let's say coughing up blood, which is a traditional sign of lung cancer , they will sign of lung cancer, they will not have to go to a gp. >> and the reason for that is it's impossible to get an appointment at the gp unless you do six roly polies. pray to the devil and then call between the hours of eight and 8:01 am. >> that's right. >> that's right. >> so as a result of that, they're saying, well, you don't have to do that and you will go straight to the hospital like they monopoly. they do in monopoly. >> pass. go straight >> don't pass. go go straight through you're coughing up through if you're coughing up blood, you should straight to blood, you should go straight to the that's my suggestion anyway. absolute >> louis. >> louis. >> mean, you have health >> i mean, you have health concerns, don't you? >> mean, he is health concern. >> i have complete health

concerns. and as i one of concerns. and as i and one of the most upset thing that i said to people is that cancer is not a genetic illness . and and a genetic illness. and the and the government and the nhs and the government and the nhs and the american medical system, the whole everybody is treating it like it's like it's a genetic thing and it can be genetic, but it also be caused by it can also be caused by external factors like smoking and know no, it is not even and know that no, it is not even even oxygen a carcinogenic. even oxygen is a carcinogenic. >> heard that. yeah, >> i heard that. yeah, absolutely. so, mean, absolutely. yeah. so, i mean, it's something acquire it's something you can acquire at any time. so not you on at any time. so not even you on your brilliant beast. only diet can possibly avoid this potentially. >> yes. no, that is true . yeah. >> yes. no, that is true. yeah. i because what what causes i mean, because what what causes cancer is , is some kind of dis cancer is, is some kind of dis dis something to the mitochondria of the cells . mitochondria of the cells. >> i am never going to ask you for health advice. listen you don't even know the words. >> i don't know the words, but i know exactly what happens, what happens is, need we need happens is, is we need we need to stop eating sugar to stop cancen to stop eating sugar to stop cancer. that's most this is cancer. that's the most this is your cancer. that's the most this is you do think cancer. that's the most this is youdo think stopping cancer. that's the most this is you do think stopping eating >> do you think stopping eating sugar solve every problem sugar will solve every problem in the world? you know what?

>> it pretty much will. and because. has only because. because cancer has only been 100 years. been around for 100 years. >> also the cover of. >> also on the front cover of. that's that's absolute not true. >> no, that is totally true. ridiculous. that is totally true. front cover people can true. the front cover people can google it. they can google it. stefansson can stefansson stefansson. they can google. they could. albert schweitzer, over schweitzer, he tested over 40,000 people africa and 40,000 people in africa and gabon and there not one case of the renaissance period died the renaissance period who died of we can look at their >> we can look at their symptoms. retrospect and out. >> a few of them did because they with sugar they were overdosing with sugar all they were all those people, they were eating pasta . they were eating fruit pasta. they were eating fruit pasta. they were eating they eating let them eat cake. they were cake or alcohol, were eating cake or alcohol, which is a of which is which is a type of sugan which is which is a type of sugar. okay. but in the eskimos had to put a stop to this. >> francis, can you tell me about afghan this is about this afghan story? this is also the front cover the also on the front cover of the daily telegraph. >> i never thought i'd say these words, let's hear more from lewis. >> absolutely not. what you gotta francis, gotta understand, francis, you've down you've got to shut him down every and and i know every now and then. and i know it's a free speech channel that doesn't apply to schaffer. doesn't apply to lewis schaffer. >> the people people get >> yeah, the people people get very about it. tell me very upset about it. tell me about story. about the afghan story. >> the afghan story is >> okay, so the afghan story is an afghan war hero has now been

appointed next of appointed as the next chief of the army. lieutenant the british army. lieutenant general yes rowley the british army. lieutenant generalwhat yes rowley the british army. lieutenant generalwhat name.)wley the british army. lieutenant generalwhat name. ivley the british army. lieutenant generalwhat name. i mean, walker, what a name. i mean, posh brilliant posh people have brilliant names. andrew. names. you've called andrew. i'm called francis, which is a terrible name, although it's gender my parents were terrible name, although it's gende|of my parents were terrible name, although it's gende|of the my parents were terrible name, although it's gende|of the times. parents were terrible name, although it's gende|of the times. rowley. were terrible name, although it's gende|of the times. rowley it'sre ahead of the times. rowley it's my name. >> good. it's my name. good >> good. it's my name. good >> all right. lewis but >> it's all right. lewis but look, he survived look, this guy, he survived a taliban assassination attempt. >> yeah, he's been in the trenches. why? this is trenches. you know why? this is great. , you know, you great. yeah, but, you know, you know that posh people's lives are when call them are too easy when they call them their kids. >> roly, you're. imagine if you went a comprehensive in south went to a comprehensive in south london called rowley, you would get the living daylights beaten out of you. >> rightly so. assuming a lot about general walker, i'm about general walker, who i'm sure wonderful man. anyway. sure is a wonderful man. anyway. i'm sure he is. we're going to move on to the guardian now. the guardian, they leading guardian, what are they leading with? there's photo of with? well, there's a photo of some think are some ladies who i think are sports ladies. >> what? i'm with you. >> you know what? i'm with you. i honestly, these are i mean, honestly, these are a proud moment in women's, women's and women's game. it's and the women's game. it's women's football and you enjoy

it. i think they're hot . they're it. i think they're hot. they're beautiful girls. no, it's not hot , mate. beautiful girls. no, it's not hot, mate. yeah, beautiful girls. no, it's not hot , mate. yeah, mate, mate beautiful girls. no, it's not hot, mate. yeah, mate, mate , beautiful girls. no, it's not hot , mate. yeah, mate, mate , not hot, mate. yeah, mate, mate, not that. no, you don't care . this that. no, you don't care. this should be your thing because you don't find them interesting. the truth. the truth is. the truth don't find them interesting. the truin the truth is. the truth don't find them interesting. the truin america h is. the truth don't find them interesting. the truin america , is. the truth don't find them interesting. the truin america , the the truth don't find them interesting. the truin america , the american is, in america, the american girls team lost to the under 15 boys team. yeah, but the under 15 boys team aren't eligible to play 15 boys team aren't eligible to play in the women's world cup. >> no, they're they're >> no, they're not. they're identify you, transphobe. >> you tell >> okay. francis, can you tell me about this story? evidence to acquit malkinson on acquit. malkinson not acted on for is also on the for years. this is also on the front guardian. yeah. >> so this is an absolutely horrendous story with this man, andrew was andrew malkinson, who was imprisoned for, i think, 17 years for rape . and he didn't he years for rape. and he didn't he is completely innocent of this . is completely innocent of this. and the reason he was in prison for so long is because he consistent denied that he had done that, because he was innocent. and the worst bit of it is not only was he in prison for this amount of time , but the for this amount of time, but the crown prosecution service say based on evidence which proved that he was innocent. and why

did they do that? why did they do that? because because they're co ps? cops? >> well, we've seen quite a lot of this. we had there were some cases after the metoo scandal where the police in this country were caught sitting on evidence that they knew would exonerate people who were falsely accused of rape. this is very serious stuff, because it also means that when people are accused who actually did it, you know, it kind undermines actual kind of undermines the actual because then people start being mistrustful. do start mistrustful. well they do start being mistrustful. well they do start beiiand the reason is, is because >> and the reason is, is because nobody wants to admit that they've a heinous miscarriage of justice has been carried out. where in innocent man has been placed in prison, but not only just in prison. he's in a sex offenders wing, but also because rape cases are the charge rate is very, very low. >> you know, people get away with it. this is the problem. so isuppose with it. this is the problem. so i suppose the feeling is, well, let's just prosecute as much as possible. >> right? and this is just one. and they're afraid to . i think and they're afraid to. i think what it is, don't want what it is, is they don't want to bring the numbers down. that means they they they're

means that they they they're what clearance rate is means that they they they're what worse. learance rate is even worse. >> okay. well we've got >> yeah. okay. well we've got terrible. time for this terrible. just time for this last story, which is the front cover the daily star, cover of the daily star, a knights templar story. don't knights templar story. we don't get those, francis. get enough of those, francis. >> enough those. >> we don't get enough of those. and going to be honest with and i'm going to be honest with you, andrew, who have you, andrew, who would have predicted be the daily predicted that it'd be the daily star? it's learned of them. >> yeah, absolutely. >> yeah, absolutely. >> absolutely. anyway, it's >> absolutely. so anyway, it's really you're a bit really exciting if you're a bit of a history buff and a mediaeval history buff, which i know are, mr doyle or dr. know you are, mr doyle or dr. doyle i should call you. doyle as i should call you. yeah. right? yeah absolutely. >> so are you really a doctor? >> so are you really a doctor? >> well, i'm a a doctor of poetry. >> e“- w so it doesn't >> yeah. yes. so it doesn't really. doesn't really count? really. it doesn't really count? no, much of a doctor no, but it's as much of a doctor as you are. as you are. >> as you are. >> no, you're a bit more than i am anyway. >> go on, francis. what of the knights templar? done. >> so they've discovered new graves templar. graves of the knights templar. yeah just really yeah and it's just really exciting. is. exciting. it is. >> they were >> because they were a mysterious weren't they, mysterious bunch, weren't they, the they were. are the knights? they were. they are the the. the story the basis of the. the story behind da vinci code and behind the da vinci code and that kind of thing. >> and absolutely. if you're >> and absolutely. so if you're into into history, into if you're into history, it's exciting. they were

it's really exciting. they were a wealthy mysterious a wealthy and mysterious military in military organisation founded in 1119 christian nuns. 1119 of devout christian nuns. and hopefully it will actually lead us to understand more of who these people actually were. well men, which is why but this story has is have has even greater import. >> it just shows how important it is to leave the graves alone in in the cemeteries and the graveyard churchyards of the country and what what what they want to do with the cemetery industry wants to do is they want to reuse graves which means obliterating the history. okay. and this kind thing would and this kind of thing would never found . never be found. >> need to crack down on big cemetery. >> all right, let's move on. we are out time for this section are out of time for this section that front pages that is the front pages pummelled. back for some pummelled. come back for some more pugilistic pugilistic action with trump in trouble, ex—police trouble , and ex—police in trouble, and basically all men in trouble. so

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radio. hello. and welcome back to headliners. >> i'm andrew doyle and despite our best efforts in the interval, it's still lewis, schaefer and francis foster. with me tonight. we're going to kick off with wednesday's mail now a kicking now with trump getting a kicking . lewis, how you feel about that? >> again, i feel i feel i feel kind of like anyway , the story kind of like anyway, the story is donald trump in 18, others indicted by prosecutors in georgia. this is not the hush money trial. this is not the classified documents trial. this is something totally different. this is this is about he wanted to overturn the results of an election and you have to be i have to basically this is this is it's all headed down the pan. well, there's a lot being thrown at him at the moment. >> he describes it as a witch hunt, which is what actually what he's described everything as, basically because done as, basically because he's done so he's opened his so much stuff, he's opened his mouth and everything that they've is, they've said they could say is, you know, called somebody up they've said they could say is, you said,, called somebody up they've said they could say is, you said, can called somebody up they've said they could say is, you said, can you ed somebody up they've said they could say is, you said, can you do somebody up they've said they could say is, you said, can you do something?) and said, can you do something? >> that doesn't mean he's trying to overthrow election. to overthrow an election. >> he's certainly got >> i mean, he's certainly got a big he's, you know,

big mouth and he's, you know, and that's the like with the january sixth references, you know, clearly raising the know, he was clearly raising the temperature. think temperature. but i don't think what incitement or what he said was incitement or would classified legally would be classified legally as incitement. but people are throwing his way. what do throwing that his way. what do you francis? you think of this, francis? because the case that because is it not the case that the more that they throw at trump and the more that they behave this, the they behave like this, the more they play behave like this, the more they play that he play into his narrative that he is subject of a witch hunt? is the subject of a witch hunt? >> i actually think it's very worrying, because at the worrying, andrew, because at the moment the united states is a powder and we're seeing powder keg and what we're seeing in calm perform the in 2023 is the calm perform the storm things are going to storm and things are going to get heated and are get very heated and things are going very in 2024 going to turn very ugly in 2024 when the election gets into when in the election gets into full swing. >> what sense, though? >> in what sense, though? >> in what sense, though? >> have is both >> because what you have is both sides thinking that and feeling that their country is at stake. yes. so as a result of that with trump, they now feel that their guy is being unfairly targeted andifs guy is being unfairly targeted and it's political and they're trying to get rid of it. >> so what you're saying is actually a lot of these actions that have been taken against

trump are not wise. >> no, they're not because >> no, they're not wise because you calm a hornet's you don't calm down a hornet's nest by effectively walking up to it and kicking it right where it hurts. >> the thing is, at this >> and the thing is, at this point, you know, point, absolutely, you know, he could with blood could be found with with blood on hand holding the knife on his hand holding the knife over a dead body. and his supporters wouldn't supporters still wouldn't believe he did it. you know, we've last we've had, you know, the last time when trump won in 2016, time the when trump won in 2016, loads of prominent democrats said really win. it's said he didn't really win. it's a election. it's false a false election. it's false results. lost then in results. when trump lost then in 2020, and a lot his 2020, he said, and a lot of his supporters said, no, that's not real. other words, each side real. in other words, each side is basically completely blinkered which blinkered at this point, which is talking about is why they're now talking about a national divorce. not a national divorce. why not just have red and blue states have red states and blue states and the twain shall and never the twain shall meet? what do you think of that, louis? >> well, i think if i had to put money on it, i would put money on it because because donald trump, get found trump, he's going to get found guilty georgia or this guilty in georgia or this other place, think, right? yeah he place, you think, right? yeah he will. escape to maybe place, you think, right? yeah he will. the scape to maybe place, you think, right? yeah he will. the florida» maybe place, you think, right? yeah he will. the florida peoples florida. the florida people won't extradite him. and then there'll between the there'll be a war between the between the blue versus between the blue states versus the alarmist is quite alarmist. >> but then both have been quite

alarmist it'll all alarmist here. maybe it'll all just calm down and maybe maybe we'll candidates. we'll have some candidates. we're we'll have some candidates. we'no, no, no, no. >> no, no, no, no. >> that's not going to happen. no, to going no, he's no, we're to going no, he's going to be in prison campaigning via zoom, isn't he? >> going to happen? >> what's going to happen? it's going he's to going going to be he's he's to going become first jailbird become the first jailbird president, isn't it? >> me. right. >> goodness me. right. well, we've to the mirror we've got to go to the mirror now. the tories want to now. and the tories want to throw the baby out with the heat pumped francis this pumped water. francis well, this is very interesting story. >> furious right wing tories call vote on ripping up call for vote on ripping up green pledges. so what rishi sunak a rebellion sunak is seeing is a rebellion from wing of the tory from the right wing of the tory party actually these, these party and actually these, these mps point because mps do have a point because their argument effectively is andrew, nobody has voted for these zero pledges. no body these net zero pledges. no body has really agreed to it. they're punishing the poorest in society . and not only that, we are in a cost of living crisis where people are having to pay more for their mortgages, their rents, their petrol , their food. rents, their petrol, their food. everything has become more and more expensive. inflation has gone through the roof. so

people's wages no longer go as far as they used to , and now far as they used to, and now they're expected to tolerate net zero approval for these policies have now gone through the floor. i think what you're starting to see is real pushback to these policies which are becoming unaffordable. >> what do you think, louis? >> what do you think, louis? >> i, i think that the term first of all, the term net zero, it just reminds me you're going to net zero, which means you're going to come away with nothing. >> yeah, it's a bad phrase given given the situation and given the implications poorer people. >> but the other side it is >> but the other side of it is not the other side. the other side. it's called the green issue. when you when you reduce c02, issue. when you when you reduce coz, it issue. when you when you reduce co2, it actually stops green co2, it actually stops the green in world. the plants in the entire world. the plants need a certain co2, not need a certain level of co2, not 100% c02. they need a certain level of co2, not 100% c02. they need a certain level. you add to level. the more co2 you add to the environment, the greener the world gets. so this is a non i'm am i being pedantic? i love it when you get all scientific. like i'm being actually looking at the actual word. yeah. the word is green means let's save a tree. let's save a plant. this

is like, listen to this all night. >> but we've got to go to the times now, francis, where the police can be the wokeist institution while simultaneously containing manywrong'uns institution while simultaneously containing many wrong'uns . containing so many wrong'uns. >> well, this is actually a very interesting story because it is not what it appears on the on the title ex—met police officers charged with sending racist whatsapp messages. so you go, okay, this is obviously awful and the met said the officers who who retired, not retired, retired . between 2001 and 2015 retired. between 2001 and 2015 have been charged under the communications act 2003. yes here's where it gets interesting . interesting. the six men were not serving at any point during this , their participation. on so this, their participation. on so these retired police officers essentially had a whatsapp group where they did a bit of banter. they have been investigated by the police, found out that they're worthy to be charged and

have now been charged under this act. and you're thinking to yourself, instead of investigating former police officers whatsapp group, how about you go and look for some rapists, mate? >> this is actually not what i thought it was then. and the other thing about this story, louis, is this article doesn't quote the whatsapp messages and i'm this i'm slightly mistrustful of this because be, say, because it could be, as you say, and i know the way that some of my friends joke on whatsapp, if you it without any sense of you read it without any sense of humour read it in a literal humour and read it in a literal minded way, all lots minded way, we've all seen lots tweets, we've seen we've seen louis messages, then you would think was horrible stuff. think this was horrible stuff. if know the person and you if you know the person and you know joke, then you know know it's a joke, then you know it's a joke. so my point it's a joke. yeah. so my point is, they're not quoted, is, because they're not quoted, i these jokes i can't tell are these jokes because they're probably be. >> it could be jokes. but even if it's not jokes, who the hell cares? it's end to end encryption. it's a private group. that's that's the thing about this country. this the about this country. this is the thing you brought me into thing that you brought me into this amount this world. the amount of censorship going censorship that's going on in this country is tracking to england. bring me to

england. you didn't bring me to england, wasn't. england, but i was. i wasn't. i wasn't totally involved in all of this. this stuff we're in blissful ignorance me, blissful ignorance destroyed me, andrew. the people blissful ignorance destroyed me, andthere, the people blissful ignorance destroyed me, andthere, they the people blissful ignorance destroyed me, andthere, they should e people blissful ignorance destroyed me, andthere, they should be eople blissful ignorance destroyed me, andthere, they should be inple out there, they should be in shock. there's no reason why any of this stuff should ever see the light day, you the light of day, because you come a country which has come from a country which has a first amendment which believes in freedom speech. in freedom of speech. >> we we have a thing >> we don't. we have a thing called speech and we called hate speech and we prosecute under the prosecute people under the communications prosecute people under the communi okay. if you do, then just say, we're in england. we say, hey, we're in england. we don't in freedom of don't believe in freedom of speech. but you do. but you do. but do. but they do. >> people don't believe in freedom of speech. >> people don't believe in freewen of speech. >> people don't believe in freewe just speech. >> people don't believe in freewe just believe in consequence. >> culture, consequence, culture. yeah, what it culture. yeah, that's what it is, we're going to move on is, mate. we're going to move on to this humza yousaf in the to this one. humza yousaf in the guardian. all about guardian. what's all this about toxic well, toxic masculinity? well, you know toxic masculinity? well, you knoyeah, well, i do know about >> yeah, well, i do know about it because i'm any kind of male thing, power must thing, it's a men in power must take the lead on tackling toxic masculinity, says yousaf. masculinity, says humza yousaf. and head of the snp and and he's the head of the snp and they're the way out. i think. they're on the way out. i think. i on the way out. i think they're on the way out. possibly. don't possibly. maybe not. i don't know how out. know how it turns out. >> but i mean, what's he basically what's he saying that

he's saying that it's not good enough basically we enough that basically we can say, it's not men. not say, oh, it's not all men. not all are terrible, that all all men are terrible, that all men collectively have take men collectively have to take responsibility other responsibility for other men, which of identitarian which is a kind of identitarian position which which is a kind of identitarian posit accord which which is a kind of identitarian posit accord with which which is a kind of identitarian posit accord with what which which is a kind of identitarian posit accord with what weich which is a kind of identitarian posit accord with what we know does accord with what we know about humza yousaf. >> what do you >> well, what what do you consider toxic consider to be toxic masculinity? comes masculinity? if a guy comes into your flat to fix your toilet, is that toxic masculinity? >> what i would say is toxic masculinity is the way that the snp basically roughshod snp have basically run roughshod over have over women's rights and have tried to obliterate their single—sex spaces. why doesn't humza yousaf francis deal with the his own party the misogyny in his own party first? >> well, m- first? >> well, the interesting >> well, here's the interesting thing. actually think humza thing. i actually think humza he has policies one of has extreme policies and one of them people you them there's people going, you can't that. a can't say that. but here's a point was in favour of point he was in favour of criminalising speech in people's homes, not only was he in favour, he was the justice secretary at the time and orchestrated that draconian hate speech bill. >> he's a he's an >> so he's a he's an authoritarian. so you could say something. >> yeah. in your living room in a personal conversation and it becomes a state's business to investigate and prosecute you.

yeah. >> francis this was the story we did just before about what you know about the whatsapp, whatsapp groups. >> but the thing is here, this is why i'd be very nervous about humza yousaf, you know, berating other toxic other people about toxic masculinity. know, before masculinity. you know, before he's that people should he's saying that people should be effectively criminalised for having religious be effectively criminalised for having yeah religious be effectively criminalised for having yeah what religious be effectively criminalised for having yeah what aboutgious be effectively criminalised for having yeah what about this? groups. yeah what about this? maybe you'll start criminalising people know , i don't people for, you know, i don't know, banter. >> a complete authority >> he's a complete authority korean and it is terrifying knowing that he is in charge of scottish land and he's really worrying and can i say this? >> he's a self admitted misogynist himself . did he say misogynist himself. did he say that? he said that. he said without a doubt. in my younger years, i have told a misogynistic joke at the expense of women. he's a misogynist. i mean, i want to know. >> it's called his policies, mate . mate. >> well, what is he what is he? i don't want to get into a fight with the guy. >> no, because, of course, all yourjokes have been very pure. your jokes have been very pure. >> if you suitable for children. >> if you suitable for children. >> if you suitable for children. >> i think children's party. >> i think children's party. >> he's a self. does that make

him a self—admitted misogynist? well, a way, it's a well, he's in a way, but it's a silly to admit if it's silly thing to admit if it's just a joke. >> but anyway, we're going to we're at halfway point now. we're at the halfway point now. but come to if louis but do come back to see if louis gets cancelled. talking about either overreach. either stonewall overreach. a man of menstruation man in charge of menstruation or snow white. you in a minute. snow white. see you in a minute. >> warm inside from >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello . most areas enjoyed >> hello. most areas enjoyed a dry day on tuesday and it's more of the same as we head into wednesday. dry and fine for many. yes there will be some isolated showers around, but most places will be dry. and in that sunshine feeling quite warm, look the pressure warm, we look at the pressure pattern. can see it's pattern. then you can see it's all of high all thanks to the area of high pressure that continues to build all thanks to the area of high pr

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toilets. your listening to gb news . radio news. radio >> welcome back to headliners . >> welcome back to headliners. your first look at wednesday's newspapers . we're going to go newspapers. we're going to go straight back in with the guardian. what's this about the health minister? this one's for frances. >> indeed . so the health >> indeed. so the health minister says stonewall should not write gender policies for the nhs bodies. and this is will quince . and he has said that quince. and he has said that essentially stonewall should have no part in the writing gender policies in the nhs . and gender policies in the nhs. and i think that every single person , apart from a small selection of nut bags, agree with this. well stonewall, of course have been responsible for a lot of the nhs dodgy policies. >> one of them is that they have a single sex accommodation in male wards and female wards which have been in place since andrew 2010, but andrew lansley back in 2010, but actually do that. actually they don't do that. they accommodate, according

they accommodate, to according genden they accommodate, to according gender, self id, yes. so if i go on a and i say i'm actually on a ward and i say i'm actually non—binary and i want to be on the women's ward, one, no the women's ward, no one, no member staff allowed to member of staff is allowed to say, can't do that say, well, you can't do that now. that's a real problem now. lewis that's a real problem because that clearly open to because that is clearly open to exploitation. >> ian is, but it also >> ian well, it is, but it also presumes that women are women are vulnerable . well, well, they are vulnerable. well, well, they are. i mean, i mean, back, back in the day, you would have gotten in trouble for saying that. well no, the stats that. well no, but the stats speak themselves. that. well no, but the stats spethe themselves. that. well no, but the stats spethe overwhelming number of >> the overwhelming number of sexual are towards sexual assaults are towards women men. it's women and committed by men. it's as that. yeah, but. as simple as that. yeah, but. >> but you could also say that the greatest number of automobile with automobile accidents are with people whose eyesight i don't know. >> no, you just make it up as you along. you go along. >> yeah, but it could but it >> yeah, but it could be. but it could be something. be could be something. it could be perceived offensive. and perceived as offensive. but. and you i don't care you can't go. i don't care because these are the most vulnerable people society. vulnerable people in society. >> sick, the >> these are the sick, the unwell. they need be unwell. yeah. they need to be protected. also need to protected. and they also need to have dignity. have their dignity. >> the reason you're >> is that the reason you're doing andrew? honestly, >> is that the reason you're doingtry andrew? honestly, >> is that the reason you're doingtry and rew? honestly, >> is that the reason you're doingtry and peer honestly, >> is that the reason you're doingtry and peer intozstly, >> is that the reason you're doingtry and peer into my', >> is that the reason you're doingtry and peer into my soul. don't try and peer into my soul. >> yeah, i think this is what

you try and do because. yeah i don't trust it. i don't like it. creeps me out. >> i think. i look, >> i think. i think look, i think problem is this lgbt, think the problem is this lgbt, the thing is so recent. the t thing is so recent. >> well, not just t, it's t >> well, it's not just t, it's t q plus, right? t q i a plus a plus. now, the problem with all of that stuff is that's got nothing to do with the lgbt sort of thing. yeah, stonewall is very much prioritising the last three or three digits. they're talking or whatever. the whatever. however, i love the asexuals. the asexuals love them. >> they just get dragged in. they just get dragged in. since when did not not wanting to have sex make you an oppressed minority? >> it didn't. it never did and never will. anyway, the point is here, right? the is here here, right? the point is here that stonewall have been effectively nhs effectively damaging nhs possible policy, putting people at risk and in a medical medical facility you need to understand the difference between men and women. and doesn't mean women. and this doesn't mean that you're not respectful and kind to trans people. what it means recognise that means is that you recognise that you to acknowledge by you have to acknowledge by biological reality in these circumstances that shouldn't be controversial good. controversial and it's good. i think that stonewall has been

dnven think that stonewall has been driven out this . driven out of this. >> agree with you, >> i completely agree with you, but in the interestingly is not just stonewall of abandoned them. the bbc have abandoned them. the bbc have abandoned them as so what is great them as well. so what is great about this is that showing that stonewall have been completely neatly, completely and utterly lost all their relevancy and it's great. >> okay. but we're going to move on now. >> can i can i can i agree? >> because i'm in charge. but who better than our very own female biology expert, dr. schaefer, to explain this telegraph menstrual story telegraph mental menstrual story 7 telegraph mental menstrual story ? oh, what's about? ? oh, what's this about? >> mental. it's one of the >> it is mental. it's one of the funniest stories that i've read, and read here. male quote, and we've read here. male quote, period. tsar sues for period. poverty tsar sues for sex discrimination after being sacked. i don't. and this is up in the tayside, which is up by aberdeen that's tay. the aberdeen and that's the tay. the tay up there. it's up there in scotland and the people in scotland and the people in scotland and the people in scotland a bit it's funny scotland are a bit it's funny because the whole is scotland are a bit it's funny becaubecausee whole is scotland are a bit it's funny becaubecause it'siole is scotland are a bit it's funny becaubecause it's like is scotland are a bit it's funny becaubecause it's like they is scotland are a bit it's funny becalaecause it's like they is scotland are a bit it's funny becala guylse it's like they is scotland are a bit it's funny becala guy to it's like they is scotland are a bit it's funny becala guy to be; like they is scotland are a bit it's funny becala guy to be; lperiody is hired a guy to be a period poverty tsar. >> this guy grey, not even >> this guy jason grey, not even a guy who identifies as female, by way. by the way. >> yeah, regular. just a

>> yeah, just a regular. just a quy- >> yeah, just a regular. just a guy. number he to guy. number two, he wants to make people of the make people aware of the availability of products such as tampons. >> well, now, look , here's the thing. >> you could conceivably do the job right? >> insofar you can learn >> insofar as you can learn about it. you don't have to be female to learn about periods. but i would suggest i'd just be female to learn about periods. b bit would suggest i'd just be female to learn about periods. b bit embarrassed�*st i'd just be female to learn about periods. b bit embarrassed to i'd just be female to learn about periods. b bit embarrassed to accept be female to learn about periods. b bit embarrassed to accept that a bit embarrassed to accept that job like that job because it's like that should to someone who should clearly go to someone who understands it on an intimate level. women level. well, women, women, women become referees in football matches, i'm not matches, but similarly, i'm not to going use. you'll get me into trouble. yeah >> listen, look, just believe >> listen, look, i just believe if you want something done properly, just need to get a properly, you just need to get a man involved and that. and that's. the most that's. that's the most important you need men to important thing. you need men to sort out. came i'm sort stuff out. he came in. i'm sure he's absolutely smashed it. women became jealous. and that's a problem. jealousy is what we're going to get some tweets. >> we're going to get some tweets. going to on tweets. we're going to move on to telegraph now. and this to the telegraph now. and this one, doctor, charlotte one, this doctor, charlotte proudman. this is an incredible character she character on twitter. what's she done now? >> i love her. >> i love her. >> i think she's absolutely she's like a parody account. >> she's like parody account

>> she's like a parody account and wonderful. went and he's wonderful. so she went back alma mater and went back to her alma mater and went to get a photo of herself with the statue of henry the sixth, which is on the lawn. >> this is king's college. cambridge. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. that's it . >> yeah, yeah, yeah. that's it. king's college, cambridge. and she went to get her photo done and then she trod on the hallowed lawns of the college. >> now, she had a photograph taken where she was posing like a sort arms splayed, a tourist, sort of arms splayed, like, without gown on. now like, ha without a gown on. now because phd graduates from the college are allowed to walk on the lawn, it's a privilege of theirs. so she interpreted this as sexism. did someone call as sexism. why did someone call over say, get the lawn? over and say, get off the lawn? because looked like a because you looked like a tourist. you weren't wearing the gown. have at all gown. they wouldn't have at all done you'd wearing done that if you'd been wearing the exactly. the gown. well, exactly. >> didn't actually say >> and he didn't actually say get the lawn. he actually get off the lawn. he actually was polite in that he was a lot more polite in that he said, you're going to you're going to need to get off the lawn. otherwise going to lawn. otherwise you're going to get chucked out. >> right. that's fair enough. >> so that's the warning. >> so that's the warning. >> so that's the warning. >> so lewis, what you i mean, >> so lewis, what do you i mean, she she tweets some crazy stuff, like proper, she's proper

like she's proper, she's proper identity kind of. identity and kind of. >> she is. she is. she is >> yes, she is. she is. she is nuts. the same time, this nuts. but at the same time, this country nuts. like there's country is so nuts. like there's a rule over lawn and that a rule over this lawn and that nobody even knows what rule nobody even knows what the rule is. but supposed to know nobody even knows what the rule is. blthe supposed to know nobody even knows what the rule is. blthe sign supposed to know nobody even knows what the rule is. blthe sign saying,�*d to know nobody even knows what the rule is. blthe sign saying, stay know nobody even knows what the rule is. blthe sign saying, stay offw what the sign saying, stay off the they don't the lawn. yeah, but they don't know what it is. and know exactly what it is. and number guy was number two, the guy was basically assuming she was a student and not a professor, whatever. that had right to whatever. that had a right to work the thing. right? yeah. work on the thing. right? yeah. so way, they were paying so in a way, they were paying her compliment. she's a thing. her a compliment. she's a thing. she she's she is flattering. she's a pretty girl. >> she looks and beautiful. >> yes, beautiful. >> yes, beautiful. >> you've got to be careful because when someone else did that, she posted the email on twitter. how became twitter. this is how she became well someone well known. someone someone said, nice on your said, you look very nice on your linkedin i believe linkedin profile. i believe it's the person. and she the same person. yeah and she posted that saying, look this posted that saying, look at this misogyny. so be misogyny. she. yeah. so be careful. she'll she'll post this clip. >> louis, you'd love to show us some your misogyny wouldn't you. >> what means we're going >> what that means we're going to on now. what about this to move on now. what about this one in the guardian? this story in guardian, bit in the guardian, it's a bit close to home. this one, lewis edinburgh arts venue. >> the guardian, >> this is the guardian,

edinburgh venue acts as edinburgh arts venue acts as graham linehan, after event graham linehan, an after event after complaints and the leith arches as they were putting on a show with some crazy new york, new york, london. excuse me london. i call this place new york please bring me home. camille indians who were brought up there and, uh, and they didn't, they didn't include that graham linehan, who is basically. >> are you saying they you know full well. i organised this gig. >> i'm going to get to that. i'm trying to figure out how to make it funny. >> well, listen, lewis, i will explain myself here because this is we is very unfair. obviously, we comedy which is my comedy unleashed, which is my comedy london. comedy night in london. we booked the leith booked this night at the leith arches on the fringe the arches on the fringe of the fringe. because we're fringe. okay, because we're too late into the fringe late to go into the fringe brochure. we did a kind of last minute. let's go up there and do a at fringe because we a show at the fringe because we believe free thinking, believe in free thinking, comedy, speech, all the comedy, free speech, all the rest of it. yeah. and we thought it have graham it would be good to have graham linehan he's a brilliant linehan because he's a brilliant comedian, writer, one of the

best and you best in the country. and you know, him initially know, we announced him initially as being a cancelled comedian, a fun thing because we knew fun secret thing because we knew it sell out anyway. and it would sell out anyway. and then it yesterday, then we announced it yesterday, 24 the whole 24 hours later, the whole thing is cancelled. 24 hours later, the whole thing is cso:elled. 24 hours later, the whole thing is cso you're not willing take >> so you're not willing to take any possibility for like any risks, possibility for like springing on these people? springing it on these people? well, a fun thing. well, it was it was a fun thing. >> were saying we had this >> we were saying we had this cancelled comedian not for them. >> but i triggering i thought that a few days before the show it would be late to cancel. it would be too late to cancel. exactly. too late. they exactly. too late. but they proved wrong. exactly. too late. but they pro it's wrong. exactly. too late. but they pro it's onlerong. exactly. too late. but they pro it's only aong. activists, >> it's only a few activists, francis, contacting the venue and then we don't know about that. >> the venue was against it, so they obviously felt it was important. look, this is not the first has happened. first time this has happened. >> saw last year with the >> we saw last year with the case sadowitz, who is case of jerry sadowitz, who is arguably greatest arguably one of the greatest ever stand up comedians that this has ever produced. this country has ever produced. yeah, show cancelled yeah, his show was cancelled because some people got offended. is offended. and what this shows is at at its core is the comedy at its at its core is the comedy industry in this country is completely finished . it's done completely finished. it's done it's broken . there is no way

it's broken. there is no way that you can do interesting comedy. there is no way that you can push boundaries. there is no way that you can be truly transgressive because if you are, you will lose your venue. you will lose your right to perform and your own colleagues within the industry will come out in an attempt to destroy your career. we've i think he's finished . finished. >> we've actually seen this tonight. there have been some comedians that i know have come out love the fact that out and they love the fact that our show has been cancelled. >> and i will say this to >> yes. and i will say this to them, if you are one those them, if you are one of those comedians who celebrates at the fact colleague or a fact that your colleague or a gig cancelled, just gig has been cancelled, just know that you are a and you have the iq of a fungal infect an you're useless and you may think that's harsh. and you're right because fungal infections have some type of use in this world and you are pointless , the more and you are pointless, the more the more sort of generous thing to say would be. >> well, look, you know, you can't be sure. you're always going to be on the right side of

popular some at some popular opinion at some at some point come for you point they'll come for you because know, graham because you're, you know, graham linehan, who, you know, he's a brilliant writer. he's brilliant comedy writer. he's been of transphobia been accused of transphobia and hate, is true, hate, neither of which is true, by he's for women's by the way. he's for women's rights and gay and rights and gay rights. and that's what he's been campaigning for. and they're really angry about and really angry about that. and they let him perform. they won't let him perform. i think the idea that that one of our minds shouldn't our top comedy minds shouldn't perform fringe perform on the edinburgh fringe because are because a few activists are upset is insane. and no one would have thought this could happen years ago, 15 years ago. >> are you going to get a new venue for a comedy unleashed in edinburgh? >> we're to try and get >> we're going to try and get a new venue. >> okay. and are you going to book me then? that's the most important bit, mate. is important bit, mate. this is what the people want. maybe. what you maybe? what do you mean, maybe? >> maybe. >> ema- ema— e the end of this >> okay, that's the end of this section. >> i've a joke i can do for >> i've got a joke i can do for you, francis. >> w- w— >> just one more section to go where we talk to we fight where we talk to jesus. we fight a chimp, and we declare our love. you not want to miss love. you will not want to miss that.

welcome back to headliners. your first look at wednesday's newspapers and lewis. time to put that imaginary phd into practise and explain this one from. >> yeah well this is. this is unexplainable because it's done by physicists and scientists discovered the elusive quote, demon particle , unquote. i don't demon particle, unquote. i don't know how you say it in this country, nearly 70 years. it was after it was first predicted and it could be the holy grail of superconductor hours. and this is one of those camp stories. could be maybe possibly sometime in the future , it could change in the future, it could change the entire world. >> what does it do? the demon particle. >> but the demon particle makes it. it makes it makes semiconductors. >> are you talking about sugar again? yeah. again? lewis? yeah. >> well, yeah, that's a good which . not jokes while which. do not make jokes while i'm let me . i can i'm talking. let me. i can barely come up. i'm trying to be like a presenter here. >> yeah. let me, let him explain. i want to see if he gets this one right. >> yeah. is, is, is. is

>> yeah. what it is, is, is. is it.— >> yeah. what it is, is, is. is it. they want it to be a superconductor which enables electrons to through electrons to go through electricity , through very electricity, to go through very fast or unimpeded. >> okay, well, that sounds that sounds impressive, would sounds impressive, which would be but they call this a massless >> but they call this a massless particle. and a particle is a bit of something. it cannot be massless . and that's the thing massless. and that's the thing about physicists i've told about physicists and i've told i've francis about this , is i've told francis about this, is that the is that physicists that at the is that physicists are people who want other people to think that they're smart. >> there we go. i knew we'd have a dig at the scientists. francis what do you think about this? >> this is way above my pay grade, mate. i've read it. i still don't understand it, mate. i've got 2—2 and drama from essex university. yeah why are you me to comment on you asking me to comment on particle physics? >> come you when we've >> we'll come to you when we've got a story about timberlake. wertenbaker. yeah exactly, mate. >> just go on to the sun next. yeah, exactly. >> this is my level, mate. >> this is my level, mate. >> all right? right. let's talk about you ready to about this. are you ready to talk god, francis? talk to god, francis? yes. >> now, this is. this is an i app >> now, this is. this is an i app that lets you talk to jesus.

mary and joseph, so you can send them a message. jesus mary and joseph. and they will reply by in character. and you can ask them any question you want. now here's the catch, right? you want to talk to satan , it's want to talk to satan, it's going to cost you 2 to 99 month. >> oh, is that right? >> oh, is that right? >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> what does satan sound like? >> what does satan sound like? >> well, i don't know, but apparently i think i think that's actually a good business because let's be fair of all of them. he's the most interesting. >> the thing about >> this is the thing about i mean, really troubles me that mean, it really troubles me that for a start, they've talked about like, resurrecting dead people so you can talk to dead relatives talking to relatives through i talking to jesus. just going to do jesus. are they just going to do that with sort of does he just say things thy thine say things like thy and thine and you thy will be done? and you know, thy will be done? does he speak in that sort of old king james version? >> well, he says, uh, >> well, whatever he says, uh, it's going to be true. it's it's not going to be true. it's not going to be true. and every time have ai story, time we have an ai story, i google because i paid £38 for this chat. gpt thing. i could have free. and so have got it for free. and so i ask a question has louis schaffer, his comedian louis

schaffer, ever appear in american and american television? yes. and according says yes. according to chat, it says yes. he made several appearances. he has made several appearances. as notable he has as some notable shows, he has appeared including late appeared on, including late night with conan o'brien. the late, with craig late, late show with craig ferguson and has made appearances npr's this america. >> i think you are talking to satan there. >> yeah, this is i mean, anybody who's knows i've never been on american. maybe you have. >> you've forgotten, you >> you've just forgotten, you know i've got to say, know what i've got to say, louis? >> that the most comedian >> that is the most comedian thing do of all time. go on thing to do of all time. go on an app. the first an ai app. and then the first question you ask is about yourself, we're going to yourself, right? we're going to move one now in the move on to this one now in the star. >> what's about chimps? >> what's this about chimps? >> what's this about chimps? >> oh, this is a you know, this. i think this story should i don't think this story should even this because even be included in this because it's scary. um man versus it's so scary. um man versus chimp fight tested by scientists to discover who would win. so these quote unquote scientists who basically the stupidest who are basically the stupidest people on the planet, anybody who scientist, who calls himself a scientist, honest god, is that they honest to god, is that they rated chimp humans rated the chimp versus humans based on size, speed, fighting, strength , senses, brains . and strength, senses, brains. and they said, who would win a fight ? a chimp or a cancer? and the

answer is , do not google . who answer is, do not google. who would win a fight because you won't get to sleep tonight. >> i mean, this is scary, this sort of stuff. i don't really scary. i assume chimps would win. >> oh, chimps would would win. they have one really big time. yeah chimps win fights, yeah chimps would win fights, but humans would backgammon. but humans would win backgammon. >> , exactly. you >> yeah, yeah, exactly. you know, you need a know, so you don't need a scientific for that scientific study for that particular going to particular one. we're going to move this one. this move on to this one. what's this about, louis the guardian, louis, i love this. >> me this me? >> me is this me? >> me is this me? >> this is me. >> no, this is me. >> no, this is me. >> this is an love you story. >> this is an i love you story. >> no, it isn't. and here's the thing. men are much quicker to declare their feelings than women. so was women. yeah, so this was a university and they university of aberdeen and they they have investigated this and they have investigated this and they found that men on average take 108 days to say the words. i love you. >> that's very specific. >> that's very specific. >> it is. and women take on average 122 days. yeah. so men are more in touch with our emotions. that's where we're kinder. we're better. no, they

just want men. >> just want something. that's why they're saying i love you. >> yes, we want love. >> no, they're trying get >> no, they're trying to get something else. >> n something else. >> i think >> what do you think? i think there's there's a saying that there's a there's a saying that i. >> i] >> i ..- >> i made .._ >> i made up i. >> i made up myself is that women need know everything women need to know everything about they love about a man before they love them. it takes long time. them. so it takes a long time. and men, we need know and men, we need to know everything woman before everything about a woman before we hate them. >> so that's the pearls of wisdom from our resident wisdom there from our resident misogynist awaab ishak. >> yeah, well, it's a fact. >> yeah, well, no, it's a fact. it's like we at it's like. it's like we look at a and that first thought a woman and that first thought is, my god, you're so is, oh, my god, you're so beautiful. please. >> i think, actually, you know, you the. >> i think, actually, you know, you the i >> i think, actually, you know, you the. i love you should withhold the. i love you should withhold the. i love you a while, you anyway, for a while, shouldn't you? >> should. but because it >> you should. but because it takes the spice out of it, doesn't it? well, maybe. but here's the interesting thing, doily. the doily. there is 0.5% of the population. quick, do it population. quick, who do it after . after a week. >> okay. that's shows nearly oven >> okay. that's shows nearly over. we've got to have another look wednesday's look at wednesday's front covers. most going with covers. most of them going with the story. the mail the spice story. the daily mail spies from suburbia. spies who came in from suburbia. the has russia's spy the telegraph has russia's spy ring the mirror spies ring arrested. the mirror spies next door and the financial times has trump doubles down on

georgia vote fraud claims. we've got the guardian with bulgarian suspected of spying in uk and the daily star runs with a knights templar story about the da vinci code. that is all we've got time for. thank you to my wonderful guests, louis schaefer and frances foster. i'm going to be back tomorrow at 11:00 with paul cox and nick dixon. and if you're watching the 5 am, repeat stay tuned, repeat, please do stay tuned, because time for because now it's time for breakfast. but looks like things are heating up . are heating up. >> boxed boilers , proud sponsors >> boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on gb news as hello . of weather on gb news as hello. >> most areas enjoyed a dry day on tuesday and it's more of the same as we head into wednesday. dry and fine for many. yes, there will be some isolated showers around, but most places will dry and in sunshine will be dry and in that sunshine feeling we look at feeling quite warm. we look at the pattern. then you the pressure pattern. then you can see it's all thanks to the air of high pressure that continues to build across the continues to build in across the country. settling country. that's what's settling things that's what's things down and that's what's going lead dry night going to lead to a dry night tonight the vast majority. tonight for the vast majority. clear and clear skies across england and wales, ireland,

wales, northern ireland, but a bit cloud across parts of bit more cloud across parts of scotland with showers scotland with a few showers continuing through the continuing at least through the start night. but under start of the night. but under those skies, we could see those clear skies, we could see 1 or 2 mist and patches and 1 or 2 mist and fog patches and also chilly as well also turn quite chilly as well in some rural spots, temperatures falling into single figures more spots. but figures in more prone spots. but in and cities, in towns and cities, temperatures 10 to temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. those clear temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. we those clear temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. we get those clear temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. we get offose clear temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. we get off toe clear temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. we get off to a lear temperatures holding up 10 to 13 c. we get off to a fine skies, we get off to a fine start for much of the country. some early sunshine, mist some early sunshine, any mist and lifting quite and fog patches lifting quite readily. we hang on a readily. again, we hang on to a bit cloud across parts of bit more cloud across parts of scotland a showers here scotland with a few showers here continuing throughout the day. elsewhere, see 1 or elsewhere, we could see 1 or 2 isolated but again, isolated showers, but again, you'll to you'll be fairly unlucky to catch places will be catch one. most places will be dry sunny spells we head dry with sunny spells as we head into afternoon in that into the afternoon in that sunshine warm. sunshine feeling warm. temperatures 14 temperatures ranging from 14 across north, widely across the far north, but widely into mid 20 s, 26 into the low to mid 20 s, 26 degrees there towards the southeast, feeling warm in those light the same as light winds. more of the same as we head into thursday. most places dry, a bit more places will be dry, a bit more cloud the coast at cloud towards the east coast at first burning back the first that burning back to the coast, increasing coast, elsewhere, increasing amounts very amounts of sunshine feeling very warm as well, particularly towards the just isolated towards the west. just isolated showers it turns towards the west. just isolated showers still it turns towards the west. just isolated showers still as it turns towards the west. just isolated showers still as it tlinto warmer still as we head into friday. temperatures reach

friday. temperatures could reach the that the high 20s with that increasing chance of heavy showers and thunderstorms. >> like things are heating >> looks like things are heating up. sponsors up. boxed boilers proud sponsors of

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