>> hey, before we go, ifef g you are looking for something fun to do, thi ys weekend, you can bring the whole family. my friend michael w smith me off about this. a great new family friendly, faith based hitting theaters. it's called unsung hero. it's based on a true story coamrammy winning artist king and country and rebecca st james. it's the story of their lives o coming from australia to the united states as kids growing up with music and faith and eventually finding greaty is success. anyway, it's in theaters all across the country i check t out unsung hero. >> all right, that's all the time we have lefg that'all thtr please set your dvr. never miss an episode of hannity. in the meantime, let dvrr miss be troubled. why? greg gutfeld standing by to put a smilisstandinge on your face. have a great weekend. we'll see you mondaye yo.

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e. oh, you're brody? yeah. a company released video of its new robotic fire breathing dog. the only downside is when it. red lobster is reportedly looking for a buyer to avoid bankruptcy filing. we know just the guy. cheap shot. finally a man from the u.k. claims that his foot long gotng him banned. his exercise class. the instructor said they knew something was off whend he did a push up without usingt his arms. you're filthy. i approve of that joke. it's a family show.amil send your letters to kat. >> all right. to the news. thieves show no respect for a congressman. pencil nece nek. yes. i speak of california rep adam schiff, whose luggage was k of thestolen.

his car in a san francisco parking garage yesterday, whic l the city's level of despair. >> people are willing to wal karound around looking like adam schiffo ,but it shouldul be easy to find the thief. >> just look for the guy for wearing a shirt with 32 inch sleeves and an eight inch neck . the bag was reportedly packed with clothes schiff had wanted to wear to a fancy schmancy fundraiser for his u.s. senate campaigna fa, as well as a book titled how to act like a human . >> ssoheo the poor congressman s without his clothes for a spiffy that was held for him.r we caught up with schiff. schiff caugh as he was leavingel his hotel. let's look. apparently ships bag was

recovered and got peddled a obtained an exclusive video of what was really insidclusive >> check this out. k this o and that someone's definitely got trump on his mind. >> look at that. more than what jesse has his sock drawer for that. all right, enough of that. gh >> meanwhile, san francisco continues to go downf that the n . throwing a festival for thro $200,000,cost complete with a mini carnival that featured games lemonaden th and a live band, which raises the question, is that really lemonade? and a city once celebrated for eclectic culture, amazing weather and gorgeousci viewsd to is now reduced to throwing a party for a toilet. truly, this city is inp the pete. so schiff gets, his bag stolen.e

he's obviously responsible for a lot of thets his pro crimees i initiatives in california. >> would you call this poetic? i oh, you might. i think the best poetice>> youct that guy, adam schiff is the prohibited future u.s.to senator from california. >> don, unless steve garvey can beat himr from . well, let's hope it's pencil neck versus tr y tree trunk the forearm. yes. steve garvey e is up for.nk tha >> i don't think california's suffered enough yet. i hope he ca s n do it. yeah, but the likely outcome is that the guy who lies to uss when he talks, every timeeve he talks, we'll be there. >> senator, i thintas willk thet thing is amazing, though. yeah. when you read about it, people took turns going to the bathroom as.t. >> part of the celebration on the toilet. is that amazin>> greg: isn't tgy >> unbelievable. only in san francisco. it was originally wort ih wou it's going to cost $1,000,000. and they thought it was an achievement that they go thet it down to 200. they threw a party. a parta h coy which costs 800,00

idiots, i guess. >> so you know what chip'sct going to do? >> he's going to act like this is no big deal because he can'ts throw fit because he's responsible for these problems. responsible to go,ct we'll get the bag back. >> we'll act like it's nothing. but this is the best definition of karma you've ever seeis then because this happening to this guy. what would just have been bettery if he did have justh of a bunch of trump articles in there and the person robbed them is like, yo, i think i've found someone that's going to assassinate the presidentun d and report him. and then he got arrested for it. arre for ibut i think the bigge this week and i have to askwe you, greg, is who comes back from vacation on a thursday cback fro after being r two weeks. who shows up to work a thursday on a friday after being off since, like, what was that italian, y afeasterte ? >> i mean, you're acting like, you know, you have jesse ratings come on and

you're greg gutfeld. you buy this bald guy, stick together, cat. i'll pretend like that attack on me never happened. his luggage was stolen. how disappointed are the thieves right now when they opeointed on that? it's like it's adam schiff'stuff stuff. >> what could be in there? yeah. i feel like if you are goinge. parking garages breaking into people's clothes, you don't really need a suit. rage i annow, i know you write that yoe have a job interview up right? so yeah, probably definitely disappointed. although thirobably des outfit t that bad. like, if that ever happens, i think about that es stuffsome that happened to me at some point and i had to do like , whatever i wear on the plane. >> if i did like doing and event, i'd have like a neck pillow. i'm able to be a lot worse. but you knowhaneckllow on ita le you said, he had to act like chill about it rather than acknowledgjillt ane that was a . >> to have your stuff stolen. but also are you just jealous

that you didn't think of the toilet party idea first? >> yesin, i am.t was because you thought that was the name. one of the names you were considering for the showon n. yeah. toilet part. the part that was funny. came in. i won't tell you why, but you can probablywon' figure it out. oh, yeah? have you ever met tigress. and has called what click. you know that however that he is, i what bugs me about this is he cannot show concern about other people's victimhood and he can't show his own because then he's a hypocritandw well, not just that, but how is this guy not sitting in a a courtroom right?he was yeah, he was influencing elections. he waslections he peddling fals information to the media. he was false the the pointcont of contact. he was the source who was sendinact he wasg he had devastating evidence that trumpa

was a russian spy. where is it? yeah, he wasn spy on national television. >> he was on the news peddling suitcase. wayeah. >> now we can lay. we can play. i was trying to get there justno now to the party guy. makes sense. he's clutches way too early. th a courtesy flush. haha. i hate it when that happens. oh man, we missed him so much. >> no, he's. he's just a i'm sorry, he looks like one does. it's on, it's on the wrong sidew of 50, you know, like why t he never stands up forha kind of wavers left and right and talks a goodt game. all d >>ow but it's all downhill.

ha. quiet. a bunch of movie scripts in there. yeah, that's right. >> he likes to write movies. yeah. you know, and he would be perfect for. >> like a as a, as a spokesperson for peyronie's disease because he looks perfe he could be like petrone. yeah, he could play the pyramid. ad ihe guythe guy gets very ada. all right, up next, is it write the last correspondents dinner? >> if trump becomes winner? to me, harlem is all the home an is. also, your body laughs when get in a brick and mortar in new york. it's not easy. it's not easy. studio one to studio three. when you start small, you need ink p. urs.

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dinner events. the white house correspondentsne tomorrow night. apparently the biden campaign corrmarad be thecoul last one ever because if trump's elected, quote, saturdayfis elect is up.et okay. let me just get to this point here. saturday is alsooint remindertae of what's at stake with an angry, vengeful trump on the ballot. withy veng tru be a punch line, but he's also a sad, vindictive, wannabe authoritariaa san who shows no e respect for the first amendment or the fourth estate. basicall theirsty they're suggeg he'll get rid of this. i find it funny that thell get n biden campaign thinks that this would resonate with anyone but ego starved butt heads in the media. but it's like something a bad b fortune teller would predict fo, you know?o bency trump is elected. it's going to be the end of world war end three. yeah. oh, no. much worse forh wo the economyrr no. the correspondents dinner. it's over forever. ver fore hif he wins. yeah, it's great.

it's one of those thingsnvolve that everybody that's not involved with it doesn't care about. >> exactly. even the people that are involved in it hatreg: evee. ext except for f the ego. the ego insecure in the media. the media people want to feel and vant. and the celebrities, one of your feel smart cat. so thoses wa are the neediest os have to go there and you know o, how always say, oh, it's a good thing to do once. >> i need to do that. that's accurate for this.e i went and i'm glad i did. did >> mm-hmm. so i can say i did. i'm just in general not a big fan of anything where i just sit in a you have to sit in a chair silentlying ri for hours o on end. plenty better things i think i can dof be with my time. but no, i agree with you. to use this sort s of inflammatory fearmongeringr o over. if trump wins, then there will binf e more of this dinner that you're not invited to anyway. >> yeah. heinvited to anyy, i.i do i do think it's right. it's televised people like people. people have things are do

i highly doubt that most people even know, highly that ts is happening this weekend because people have lives people have families it people have friends or they have, you know, bad habits they engage in on the weekend. it's thehe n the weekend. >> yes. well, this is a terrible habit. t said something i that i don't think anybodythin would have knownk an about.w >> yeah, i didn't i didn't even know was this weekens weekend the only time they paid attention to the correspondents dinner was when trump wasen there. >> yeah, it was a big deal tru.p and i got when i got my invitation to the the thing i just took a picture of me like why i was invited. that's it. good enough for me ted in t not going because i won't be able to, you know, my fac e i can't hide when i don't like people. >> they're there. actually, there's a screen grabd of me for when i yell and i'mf making a face. shit's not like if kat makes a face like, oh, i did i make a face wallet, car keys, don my wife, just please don't hit me. but this reaction to i went and i'm glad i did with the i and is probably the same reaction to that $200,000 tht' where i did it and you

know i'm glad i did it. 'mi don't need to go anymore. i'm glad to hear that part. can they play one sound bite because president trump has a million of them. >> i'm sayinheg i've heard from a lot of people, good people, the correspondents dinne tr. >> but at least roll the tape of him saying the things. yeah, cause it's not like he hasn't been president before. yeah, and all the stuff still here? >> yeah. pete, have you ever gone >> ghis? i have a feeling you probably have. unfortunately, i'm like, i'm feel i one>> unfor time, and i vowed never, ever to go again. and i will keep that vow. the white house doesn't run. >> i mean, this is an independent association, right? it's and it has the funns y thig . it's for a charity, too, apparently. but if they run the concentric circle.s of self-congratulatory and self-importance like this is right in thcles oe middle of, the whole thing is worshipf th of the fourth estate. and we're saving democracy. i mean, ite foan is dripping wao with sanctimonious. >> i mean, you just want to run out to theo to the bathroom, up

to 200,000. >> i would combine the $200,000 bathroom with the white house correspondents dinner and take a huge. . and so it sounds about right. nobout rig, no how long that lid be that back that was the horrible idea. >> the line would be around the corner. there's so many people pulling e their hand. and what's what's th? ce withondence second homes. here's the other part of it. you sometimes they just show themselves like they put out the invite list. >>ey jus nbc news is inviting ad guest, the chief of staff of the white house, the cia director. oh, you mean they're all in on it? yeahfe ci. oh, okay. got it. we do this to begin with, and they just sort of do it out loud forst one night. it's all a conspiracy. up next, pete hegsetl thh shows a tattoo of his back that proves bigfoot exists. proves bigfoot exists. and then a hacker. r... imagine a future where plastic

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how does he do it? >> i don't. maybe he's not only gorgeous, but i say a genius too, with great. amazing. what book? whoa. it's still a graded 35. it's a smear campaign from aninc artificial brain. back in january, the principal at a baltimore january high schf accused of making racist and anti-semitic remarksg aftern an audio clip of him was posted to instagram. p of himhe was quickly removed m the school and received multiple death threats. but then, digital forensic expert digital fees concluded the recording was a generousd it did. turns out the school's former athletic director created fakefr recording to get back at the principal for investigating hibackm improper payments that d made to it. athletice tos coach see me.

>> so it was a hoax to create w racism. ic which i said, if you remember, it was bound to happen with ai. sadly, however, they're not all fakes. listen to this audio clip. i would say clos ie your eyes and listen to this audio clipdi i found online todayo clip. >> hey, everyone. pete hegseth here once againnots surrounded by people not as pretty as me. >> fun fact, las mt year i use 1 metric tons of styling. >> yeah, i spent my harvardd der back. >> it was an easy decisionee because i also have a princeton degree. now, who wants seeacn my vasectd scarecision ee who look pretty? pretty? you think that sounds real? >> listen to this. hey, it's jesse.ates excited to go swimming again. thanks to my new waterproof toupee jesgoin thank. >> truth is, the five would do v just fine without me.

also, i haven't tipped a waitress since 1998, and i have no idea who writesrite my books. >> i'm a literary writer, tara's aunt, to surprise. tarted is it more frequent that people haven't started using this? ing thisit's so a few years bac. why hard core hard knocks out te are trying to rob mcintyre broughdt in one day and he washe showing us what could be done show new four d digital tvs the where they could take even your movements and make you look like you're doing something you were notke. e pret and he said, pretty soon wheny they get the vocals down, they're going to be able to makgene you doing something on video. yeah, illegal are saying the wron illegalg thing.gy and i think the technology is just now coming to fruitionct and we're going to start seeing it. you're going to see a lo wtusato of accusations made where, oh, he said this to me in fake text messagesns t.

>> the the lying scale always t seems to rishee with technology. so now people are going to be don't be surprised if you're going to seree all ofa sd a sudden i made jokes earlier about trump making those statements. once they figure earlier a out the way not to have an expert say, oh, that's a lie. right. we're goin say that's a lig see, oh, no more correspondents dinner. and as soon as i get impnn the clinton foundation of toast, you know, they're going to we're going he vigilanl that kind of stuffui and we just have to be really vigilant. this is where sourcingwher and e laws and protecting yourself with the lawyers and stuff is going to be reall otectingy importantmporta because they're going to have the technology to literally make you say anythinntg you made jokes about. but if you got on there and had jesse say,itu white power five times, yeah, he'd be fired before he even could defend himselfd befo. that's >> that's the scary part. th that one. buried i was just thinking, let'st yo you had a let's a crush or a io obsession over celebrity, and you want that celebrity to talk dirty to you. you could actually take, like, type in somebody's namd actuale

and write this script and then play it back to yourself for some kind of strange, perverse, pleasure. cat what do you say to that, kat? i just started that notw. >> i did. i feel like versions of that kind of already exisl liket. well, i actually have heard that there are that sounds likeh my voice that people are using on facebooin mk to, like, ask people for money or they give me and stuffi like that. so it's crazy. but also just more specifically ,is going on at this school specifically. >> so the guy who made the recording was the school athletic director, and it's because the principal was investigatine g for paymentst gt the athletic director was making to the coach, who was alsog hifor paym his ro. >> yes. and then it went viral because r a teacher enoughale other , a wr teacher gave it to a student to spread around. >> and theo n the student, ar i mean, like and yet there's people think that there shouldn't be school choice hink the. yeah. i didn't know it was going

on at pikesville high school. it reminds me of an episode of i dream of jeannif ane or "vanderpump rules", a combination of both and i is the genie. >> now, do you understand it? didn't the astronauts live together? >> no, greg. okay. that was n dream i had. yes. pete. p >> hey, i could actually help out. actually racists by allowing them a plausible explanation that it was a fabrication. >> well, that's exactly right. my takeaway from thi mys, you canu ca deny everything forever and blame it on a deepfake and you want to seeectomy my vasectomy scar right now? is it true? is it not true? i don't know. i'll let you decidt trs ot truek like, just based off what i saw in the green room today, it's not w true.ue not true. that's true. that's true. it's definitely not true. i love the details in the story, too. it's amazing. this roommate, he waswa the school's junior varsity basketball coach. e scbut he was getting payments

faithfully for being the assistant girls soccer coach at 1900 dollars. >> so it was 1900 dollarsated he was investigating on. and he thought it was so egregiou on s he's going to trym to get somebody fired for being a racist by making a deepfake g on school computers. >> and that's is someone coy awaythey could reall with it. probably didn't know this was easily detectabl proe and.man if racism is the way to go, man. if you look at what was said on the tape, itid like, oh, overik the top and subtle enough that it could have been felt h believable. >> he was trying to destroy somebody's life with this and that's what people do. and thatroy some me to the formo judge, we need to have t for this.f decen >> what kind of sentence would you give? because you could just you are destroying somebody's life with something like a deepsomeo' that paints you as a racist or yrant in my case, a trul individual who loves everybody, because that wouldn't be trunds. yeah, well, if the person gets fired for something that you create getd, you should be responsible for the monetary damages for whatever thee foy lt

in salary. >> so, yeah, i mean, it's easycn civilly whether you do it criminally or not. >> but the other thing that we got e othewe havt from the storl of ai is we're still learning to cats poinlt is the real storl is always better than a fake story. >> sis alwayo even what they cra what they didn't come close to all of the scanda coml behint and it just does. >> it mimics people., itpli mean, we did this as kidsa it was called prank phone calls. yeah. the thing is, we didn't reacnk calls thg iste to it immediately. >> like, you wait and you're like, hold on. is this a prank phone call or noin youldn hirankt now it's ju, react. >> so no one waits to see if story's real. >> i feel bad for the elderly, is r f. , because they can they are already hard of hearing and like you can fake thehardm and call them i te is steve from the bank and we just need to go over figuresfig with you. >> i mean, i used to do that tou my mom all the timte. our ip, but, you know, i paid for the car, so did the guy ever get an apology? >> i didn'pology?t read the sta.

i apologize. yeah ai . mean, did he get it? did he get his job back? did somebody read the rest?o be he resigned. i think it's really hard to be like, hey, man, i'm really y that i'd of you saying stuff that was both anti-black >>d anti-semitics . what are they like, the school and all the people that demonizedl an him? the toil >> they should have thrown him a parade like, oh, wow. oh, really? oh, they do what always do.t thy >> yeah, they just move on. they did you ever, ever know your reputation back makes everyone should be hureveryonet everyone should be heard. you come forward, you say something, everyone should be hurco you somethit. but when you are proven to be lying and trying to ruin like why are they not looking at the same crime that they were looksame cri to to a person lik, like justice. >> yes. know, justice. people tried to start a race war. yes. you know how i mean, juicy, juicy, juicy, small smollett. >i all right. they know they'll never it'll never come back at them. everyonelier, yo moves on.u just >> that's why you wait. mm-hmm. all right, we will move on now.

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people either going to vote foro him anyway or they're not going to vote for him. i don't think that being offe surrounded by a bunch of people in casey, you know, like when somebody gets toouo at a wedding and they have like the team of people to walk them out, l they don't fall on the floor. >> nobody's like, oh, you know, i wonder iikf, you know,out fo people people are just walking that lady up for no reason. >> you know, people know it's because she's hammered and she might fall down. it happens all over the place for different reasons. everybody knows the reason for this. it's a good i would say it's a good try say, but it also justo might be necessary, actually. so he doesn't fall. , it's weird. it's like it's not like he's. he's just he walks, so he's, like, stiffer than don lemon during fleet week. yeah, but here'slike the right. i go, oh, wherever. wherever don lemon is.>> whe he just up. somebody hit me in the face. how did you want to do that?

i'm sorry. gutfeld hey, sorry. >> pence that just blew out of my mouth. the grea.t thing about thise story now. so when he falls down the stairs, do they all fallgrtt the stairs? guess is that what happened? so nowairs ippens? they have toe you go, sorry, he tripped. everybody's drip, drip. make it look like roll drama. yeah, the grass tripped all of us. it wasn' wasn't mt him. >> all of us was there.s i don't care how the guy walks. i care about about what he saysn abcare more. i'm more concerned. i we talks. yeah, we t and. a >> fdr was in a wheelchair. no one cared, man. yeah, you're right. you're rightred.. not about the walk. it's about the dementia. i meant th it' it's like ife you're worried about the things that they shouldn'out tht be wo about, they should. they should worry about the fact that they're propping up thisabou desiccated husk that cs becometa president. there >> well, i don't know. is there like a sign up sheet for this? you have to volunteeke a forhire the walk. i bet everyone doesn't get on the helicopter. certainly not corresponded with the meetingesn'he s are happeningning and everyone happens to casually walk out together. now there's a lo andhag, a list'

okay, it's tuesday. jo's leaving. be there at three to walk your grandpa to the helicopter. >> that'g at threeo walks it woo by the way, this goesto back to the white house correspondents dinner story becaus thee. this is this is a story written by a complicit press that put a little nugget out there, right? >> oh, he's got aides walking press ther nugget he and the ramp. >> a real press would be digging deeply and working sources inside the white house to get to the bottom of the the drugingg that's keeph him awake and alive. what's actually being doneen th' to prop up the president of the united states, who doesn't really knoe presidw who he is ot he is? >> it's that's a real story the press won't do. it is amazinhat'story g that prt has aides walking him like just back to back. dernier, thougm.h, what just happened and you're not going to our correspondence materials ,man.. >> everything they do,o it they backfires yeah.ppened t

what? by the way, what happened to dark? brandon, listerandonn, we're gog to talk branded. >> i think this is great. i don't understand think what tt this is genius. the fact that they were able can o out and findre that could walk worse than him. that's what they did. oh, look at thatn hi. ve >> at this. they made sure the ladies have super thick heels walking s in fresh grass. that's going to slow you down a little bit. thena litt they have a guy who s really large before his body size in fron bt of him. and then they have a guy who talks a lot who everybody hates walkin t thatg way. so they have set him up. and here's the thing where they found him. walking this is during the strike, the walking dead extras. mm they needed work.u ge so you get a bunch people whoh know how to walk like the walkinw g president. yeah, it all looks normal. all looks normal. is it? is it? you said want? >> it's not about the walk. we want the talk. isn't it crazy? the one that can walk isn'tt allowed to walk. but he's going to talk. yeah. e one thatanand the one who cant is doing all the walking straight u p. l all right, time to move on.

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puppies would be easier in a dead around and on their heads. giant ball of puppies had to climb up, go underneath. second question if you could vote a celebrity as president, who would it be, vince? >> i'm going to go denzela sa washington. nice. yeah. yeah. just just the way his mannerisjm in movies, you know, you you're going to attack me, you know? >> okay. okay. you know, just have that kind of cool rating. yeah>> greg:. high and elder one, we're back for a minute. that's pretty good. yeah. look, just like i had to close my eyes this year, but it was there. it's. they. i like the air, and nowre they're atg: cat cardi b. >> cardi b? yeah, well, she's a free market. >> a free market mind. we would just we would know what. >> was on her mind. yeah, that's for sure. that's for sure. >> coulde could have lizzo as ht

pirates. >> now, i think her v.p. would have to be like, you know,indsag like, like lindsey graham or somebody like that. yyou a little help? >> oh, shaquille o'neal. >> oh, yeah. he's a phenomenal businessman. phene literally took papa pizza, a big papa pizza, which was considered most racist pizza in the world. >> and like now everybody wants it likts nowe's e, he's just bed boy. >> he seems fair. he has a of. ic i'm agreeing with his parenting. i'm rich. you're not you're n. >> yeah. so i mean. i mean, yeah, granted, he did.de >> he helped that pizza joint by changing its name from whit m power pizza to just white pizza. yeah. whic its name froh the sauce. >> which is good with spinach. gonn which, i know you're going to pay me, but just skip that. >> well, besides j, you, obviously, donald trump that play into the crowing tod. oh, oh, no.i but i have that.

>> i would say kid rock, who would be one heck of a presidency right there. kid rock. interesting. kid rock is good, too. and i was going to g>> greg:k o with james woods. >> well, that would. >> good. would that be amazing, james, with you? d.a of a no, he i'm running.eird >> or maybe that weird comedian wright remember him? >> yeah he would only he wasc quite cryptic and but brilliant. he would be a good presidentt bi i don't know or i've run out of other people. we have we have another gametion. did you play board games in your childhood? abd what about the creepy ouija board or did you play? >> no, i'm black.di we didn't. we don'td you ask extra white people. do you get in trouble because you be bringinouble beg people n a house without a job? no, no, no. i'm noe.t black.

boy, i. but. but, yeah, no ouija boarouijd i house. >> i would have less sleepovers. yeah. yeah. like, no. ohgo, my dad didn't see i had my older sisters, so we had the board. >> oh, no. oh, man. we were catholic. we were. >> n catholic.board. hone of that in our house. they would move the thing on purpose to make m>> greg:e r. >> yeah. what about you know? >> no, but the only thing we w did would board is we had this thing called cardboard whereab a we'd grab a box and then go down the grass because we didn't and have snow or slides r anything else. it was like a black neighborhood, but ithe was was e kids. neig, i didn't i didn't know we were boreddi. i got to >> i got to college. yeah, i got to college. like, what is this car? >> jerome? i didn't. i didn't know i was poor until i . >> i realized the other kids had new lamborghinis mborghin and where are your sisters? we needed to . i had baptist version of the catholic prohibition

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