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oh, girl. tonight's show is so hot that pd is trying to track again allegedly. we don't know what is going on with that but we have a good panel to help make sense of this mirror version of the world we are living in. a fantastic comedian and writer known as the only black dude who listens to that. a fox news sensation, let's not forget films such as shaving private ryan, pulp friction and how to lose a guy in ten days, kennedy is in the house, one of the best comics in the country. say hello to diamond david landau. someone told me this panel would go off the rails, the joke is on you because it will

never be on the rails but to be serious, kennedy, we have to congratulate you with your column on the daily mail. it to smash it. i've not seen you get shared this much. away we go. check it out. check it out. good to see you back in new york. how the migrant crime treating you? >> it is great. i was punched three times on the way here. jimmy:you must be a tiktok influencer. i forget you are a blonde when you are not here. >> it's the way i toss it. jimmy: i saw a guy get robbed at gunpoint when he was robbing a guy at gunpoint so he just quit. one question. is your thumb tired from deleting all the pdd photos on your instagram account? >> i didn't have that many. it was mostly the text messages and video from people. jimmy: the private jet travel.

>> me and eminem on a plane. jimmy: these are just jokes because a lot of people have lost their way. not to worry. this week donald trump gave the people guide to salvation. >> proud to be partnering with my friendly greenwood. god bless for the usa, in connection with promoting the godless usa bible, this is the king james version and includes our founding father documents the constitution, which i am fighting for every single day very hard, to keep americans protected. also the bill of rights, declaration of independence and the pledge of allegiance are part of this. god bless the usa bible. jimmy: what are the out he thinks the king james bible is lebron james? the trump bible has other differences. this time jesus doesn't turn water into wine, he turned it

into diet coke and instead of watching disciples broken down feet, they prepare gold sneakers. we can make fun of this all day but i want to be sensitive because the bible matters to democrats too. most historians consider nancy pelosi a phenomenal waitress at the last supper. kennedy:your waitress. some stock tips for you, judas. jimmy: the country is $34 trillion in debt and we are, don't you think we all need to think of creative ways to make money? kennedy:glad you brought up parts in a jar.com. it has been lucrative, productive. jimmy: i don't know that it's a real website but it's traffic is surging. >> only fans is what everybody has. only six people don't do that now. that is what we do now. >> the guys who started only

foods. >> and masks. jimmy: what do you think was a better theme, trump's sales pitch, bibles during easter week or the famous trump frito ball on cinco they mayo when he said i love our hispanics? >> it will be the bible. a lot of exciting things, terrible things jesus said about chris christie. i didn't remember a lot of the parts. can't wait for the new edits. jimmy: in this region he thinks it's jesus and deport him, totally different, stick with me. there was a rapper named jay z who had a song, if ever there was a week to be doing that, a csonka, about the hustle. is there a part of you that admires that he started selling bibles when he paid hush money to a porn star. >> part of me admires that. it's the american way. it's the american way.

i want to read those descriptions in the bible. jimmy: if it don't make dollars it don't make sense. i don't think it hurts trump as much as democrats think it does because it is a zillion dollar industry, it makes him look more virile, you wouldn't expect a porn scandal from biden. nobody wants to watch devon does dementia. >> to hold him to do the action. you don't want that. you know it would be jail. jimmy: rfk junior announced his running mate this week, and to get ballot access in all 50 states, check it out. >> democrats and republicans looking at paul results and devising ways to keep me off the ballot, trying to keep me off the ballot and to frighten you into choosing between the two tired and unpopular heads of the unit party.

>> he sounds how biden looks. jimmy: white house aides says he will call lyndon johnson and talk him out of accepting the vp nomination. i could see it happening. rfk's running mate is nicole shapley. i promised i would stop looking up asian women. to give me this. are you disappointed aaron rogers didn't get the nod? it kennedy:he is the jets have. even with the broken foot, woody johnson this week, and i don't know what we are going to do. we may drop nicole shanahan. is better in the pocket. jimmy: can you google that? i will not have you blasphemed jack wilson, the all-time

leader, a game of inches. >> that's what she said. jimmy: rfk junior, his voice would be soothing to listen to during a time of national crisis. >> i have to do a show with him soon so i'm trying to figure how to do this delicately. i think anybody over biden. he can complete a sentence and meets people and has to go into public doesn't just shake a curtain. i don't think he is going to win but are any of us going to win? this whole -- jimmy: rfk junior has a secret weapon. cheryl hines, tv star beloved of the world over. my question, which first lady would give the country the best box? cheryl hines, tv star, milania trump, supra mile? >> i'm going to go with her,

she's been there the longest, she knows the ins and outs the only committee i would vote for is the one sitting next to me. kennedy:that is what i will look for. now i can launch my exploratory committee. just kind of a fun probe i use at parties. jimmy: back on that again. bringing up first ladies, the hamas terror group suffered a major setback this week, they stormed out on the men. there it goes. this goat escape happened near arlington, texas. the women have not left the men, they are not allowed to. nobody is off and running harder than major league baseball which could picked off its season thursday. smart money in vegas has the dodgers winning but most of that money was back by one man.

dodgers star show hey oh tiny who begins under a cloud of suspicion as rumors swirl that he was gambling on sports. ohcani spoke through a translator to accuses former translator of stealing $5 million from his bank account and betting on sports without him knowing. as excuses go this is up there with telling a cop i don't do cocaine, i just like the smell of it. are we buying this? kennedy:not at all. the new interpreter, 5 million, that's child's play. $10 million by the playoffs. jimmy: i love the interpreter as a doctor evil. do you buy this? >> no and everybody owes pete rose any apology. jimmy: he said i wish i had a translator and could get away with this. >> and a translator that sounded like is that. is sorry but come on.

jimmy: on amazon a special assistant. closest bakery, go [bleep] your self. do you buy it? >> no. i agree with your pete rose thing. all sports is corrupt at this point. i'm suspicious when the sport isn't corrupt at this point. jimmy: you've lost your childhood innocence. we did 5 minutes ago. kennedy:they are dropping lance armstrong to pitch for the dodgers. jimmy: they say play ball, that's insulting. suffice it to say, needless to say, all of this has dodgers fans clamoring for more when the team was honoring drag

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jimmy: relatable, wickedly insightful. a few of the ways people describe his assistant. joining me now is the author of get it to gather, host of jesse what is primetime, jesse watters returns to saturday night television and the crowd goes wild. jesse:not good to be back. early 19 you graduated at that you are back. one serious question. or on a book tour. the phenomenal new book available -- jesse:what was that? cancer culture dictionary. jimmy: do you get any weird gifts on your book tour? jesse:i got a lot of food, sometimes home-baked goods which i don't each but if you are watching, those were delicious and someone gave me a mike schmidt rookie card and a reggie white rookie card and it

was encased in a glassy deal like it was worth something so i have those appraised. jimmy: the guy gave me a legit cannonball at an event in texas and this tells you what you need to know the direction our country is going in. tsa stopped me and took out my bottled water. but the cannonball -- on the air, a cannonball. jimmy: you are off the meter. is this going to stay between us, what was your first bar? jesse:1980 chrysler baron. it was mustard yellow, my dad paid 400 for it and it sounded like the getaway car. anytime i took any turn, the wheels screeched. you could spot me coming a mile away. jimmy: it didn't have a front

grill because the guy got hit by somebody. almost like prison bars. i had the same thing but, allows the alignment. grateful dead, 93, philly spectrum, it was the worst concert they've ever played. jimmy: that is how they got away with that. what did the grateful dead fan say? this music sucks. the cast of the five is drowning. do you give them to the judge? do you keep them both? jesse:not a funny question. can brett swim? >> i don't know. jimmy: i don't think he can. i'm giving it to the women and you drown the men.

kennedy:like a robber he floats. >> men should go first. jimmy: choosing between 2 to assignment or wearing a cowboy jersey. >> going to the border. jimmy: the when i give philly's for, it got too expensive. throwing beer at $22 a pop should that be celebrated? >> i brought my wife to a championship game. the vikings, she wore a purple polo shirt and getting to the game, and wearing something revealing. 200 bills, a nice nfc eagle --

jimmy: boring to cheering. jesse:very fast. jimmy: you got that going. one last question. does waters ever pop caller? jesse:we did a fan vote, the people did not want to see that anymore. >> they love the troubling tales by the liberal fringe, good stuff. there it goes, the great jesse waters, there it is. celebrate april fools with the biggest prank we ever pulled off in the history of this show. or i wouldn't have it right now. later, in florida, i got to drive a corvette on good day new york. check it out. >> this is a big deal, jimmy

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>> ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ jimmy: welcome back to fox news saturday night, april fools' day is thi jimmy: april fools' day is this monday. we've never seen a truly funny april full joke that stuck with us over the years we can tell you ten years ago tweaking new york city cabdriver risked his life and his license to prank his passengers in a cold-blooded sketch called snakes in a cab. check it out. >> i hate snakes! >> you told me you like snakes. you should have told me.

>> this is jimmy failla, author of follow that car. i'm picking up passengers with a friend of mine riding shotgun. >> 30th and eighth please. >> got it. [bleep] >> pet snake. sorry. jimmy: we've got one right here. [bleep] >> what the [bleep] [bleep]

♪ jimmy: i thought he was going to throw his coffee in my face. >> oh my god! >> get me out of this car right now. [screaming] >> what kind of cab is this? [bleep] >> there's a snake in the car. >> when i get out of this cab i'm going to kick your [bleep] jimmy: it's not a dangerous snake, most of the venom has been taken out of her. that guy belongs in a whole. panel. happy ten year anniversary to snakes in a cab if you wonder why i am no longer a licensed you new york city cabdriver. >> a new york city cabdriver --

jimmy: not even in the top 50. what is the best frank you full on someone? kennedy:i called hillary clinton on election night in 2016 and pretended to be milania trump and say congratulations, madame president. you have just won. we are so proud of you. we are conceding the election. the fireworks went off. landau:i'm in recovery. >> when we were 9, you -- we figured it would be funny around easter if you found all the neighborhood crap and put it into a bag and soaked with gasoline and put on my friend's porch, around easter it turned out they were in disney world so we all stood there, who wants to snuff it out? we should just go. and we did. we burned down his porch.

our best prank was technically arson. when he came back we were secret about it for 15 years until the statute of limitations more off. he kept going, i know it was you. don't know anybody who would do that, must hate you. it was absolutely us because we lost control. kennedy:we did the same thing as kids. the neighbor had his cousin, the lawyer sent a letter to my parents that he was going to sue us. dave:they want to sue somebody. kennedy:we destroyed -- jimmy: burned down a guy's porch, someone gave you a hard time. >> i do stand up comedy in the city of new york and a comic strip hosting a show once. my friend eric is a comic and told the crowd big -- give him a big round of applause but don't laugh, stop it.

he hasn't done comedy since. he died that night. jimmy: have you done a late-night thing where you bring up a celebrity who is not coming on. you never know who is going to stop it. some guy named jerry who bombs. >> two weeks later he did not do comedy again. jimmy: but he didn't do comedy. you famously called into a radio station by doing an impression of a dog hit by a car. do you have one and you? >> that's not fair. kennedy:hurt my -- >> my son lincoln walked around

the grocery store with strangers in goes my parents won't feet our dog, won't give me to feed the dog and people got upset and gave him money. he bought -- that's the most creative way to get drinking money i ever heard from attend greater. can we acknowledge that? it is somebody's money to go drinking. >> tackling a severe drug problem and you just steal it. jimmy: did you ask permission? >> all the time, to give money to the poor and my parents, we would go to the comic book store. jimmy: you put on 8 mile rd. . >> between 7 and 8 october. prank is on white paper.

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jimmy: returned to the state of florida where even the alligators need breathalyzers. my team collected the wackiest sunshine state headlines they could find and mixed in a few fake ones barrel. can you guess want - which ones are real and which ones are made up? amenity, time to play fake news or florida. bank. i will have you know, kennedy invented this game. she is the game warden if you want to look at it that way. she's going to be hard to beat. she hangs out with a lot of dirtbags. i will start with you. are you ready? florida couple arrested for having sex on the sidewalk in front of a popeyes restaurant, fake news or florida? >> florida. jimmy: he says florida all the way and he is correct. 44-year-old april white spotted by motorist allegedly engaging

in lewd behavior outside a popeyes escorted to the ground. >> that is creative language. he got his butt kicked after she struggled with the cop. both were charged with exposure of sexual organs. headline number 2. florida father burns down sarasota airbnb while trying to cook a wild possum in the oven for his family. kennedy:fake news. jimmy: she is fake news. >> that is how you knew. jimmy: there was no mess. florida man arrested for keeping an endangered tortoise stored in the bucket. >> yeah. for sure. jimmy: you are correct. 53-year-old was arrested. >> the turtle. jimmy: that is not -- that the guy. that's not the threatened turtle. he had a 5 gallon bucket in his home. for a man arrested for dui

while wearing a t-shirt that said i'm the reason the beer is always gone. fake news or florida? >> fake news. jimmy: you would be wrong. you are better than this. 40 one-year-old james ricks junior driving 89 miles an hour in a 45 mile an hour zone and i believe he's the reason the beer is always gone. did you get a look at that? the reason younger kids are always out of the room strategically. >> the hat is always gone. jimmy: floor a woman charged for listing sugar baby is occupation on federal tax return. you say fake news. you are not denying the fact it is probably done. kennedy:i have done it. jimmy: it is fake news. and the puppies names. sugar daddy. of florida man arrested while trying to cross the atlantic ocean in a human-sized hamster

wheel. >> i will say fake news by putting too much effort into something. jimmy: you are correct. he was arrested by the coast guard, that lookli a i fake. how do you do that, the commitment it took to make that. a made up hamster wheel to cross the atlantic. >> white trash version of the movie up. jimmy: got the beach blanket under control. here we go. a palm beach man was viciously attacked by a rabid otter while he was feeding ducks. fake news or florida? >> palm beach, otter. jimmy: palm beach kennel club. i've been there. very niche. >> i will go through. jimmy: you are correct. he was affect by rabid ottawa in jupiter, florida, received

40 injuries to his arms. that the artery. it does look like a jerk. kennedy:in the cage. jimmy: headline number 8, florida man posing as a window washer for jacksonville apart building broke into a penthouse apartment to micro wove a hot pocket. as florida goes i expect him to make love to a hot pocket or marry a hot pocket. jimmy: microwaving is foreplay. jimmy: where we come from indiana we call that foreplay. kennedy:i will say fake news. jimmy: kennedy has won the game. we are out of time. she invented the game, she wins the game, she takes home the yellow jacket, in one trip to fox news. it is technically true. a lot has been pinned on cabdrivers over the years but let's be clear, this woman spent a lot of time around rock

stars in the 90s. at the free clinic, don't look back in anger. kennedy:my immunologist but seven kids through college. jimmy: stuff the immunologists. you said it. we are talking the state of comedy and a new youtube festival next. ♪ ♪

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>> with my immigration policy? is that what you want to know? 90 day fiancé. you want to come to this country, that's fine, but you have to marry one of our worst people. have you seen that show? i would rather go back to el salvador and fight ms 13. jimmy: the fellow you just watched is a phenomenal fan of comic, he looks like the guy in the front row of the comedy club who won't tell you what he does for a living.

it is streaming on youtube. congratulations, we all love it. i want the audience to understand what you did is cool. you have other people play you. >> we are all narcissists. i said i will take this one off. i list my friends, family, the great standup comedians. somebody doesn't album and i adapted it to a special that's available on youtube. jimmy: how much is art and how much is not wanting to get shamed for a shoe? it takes only so far. there you go. i love this. the developing comedian, i know the start -- >> i am wearing purple. don't know if you acknowledged god on this podcast but it's easter. don't know if you do that.

don't know why you called this show a podcast. jimmy: having a good time. >> going by numbers. jimmy: thank you for coming on the coming out show. who was your favorite comic as a kid? never had this discussion? >> i was a big richard jenny -- the podcast. he is really funny. he is so italian over-the-top. i loved kevin meany. a big pants people. i got to know him and i know him, phenomenal. there he goes. was there a movie as a little kid that was debauched and make you inched toward comedy? mine was side shot because it

was so dirty. >> groundhog day is one of the best movies. it is unreal. every scene is fantastic. jimmy: can i ask the panel this? >> this is my time. this is their time. we are goodies. this is our time. i consider really quickly the best bill murray to be kingpin. i love groundhog day but mccracken is a national treasure. >> there is no redeemable quality to him by the end of the movie. the whole time, >> that movie has resonance for me because i look like roy munson but dress like mccracken. you got engaged. that's a thing. when was this? recent? >> a couple weeks. [applause] i did it in our room

a. working all the time, set up to do it on the beach, did in front of them. she said yes fortunately and we are off. jimmy: you cover these couches, will you be the plastic on my couch and the proposal, 2 or 3 things happen, the beach wedding. if you like 20 years. all in one. it is whole to do. and it was the -- as there are specific tale.

>> i went to good for you. >> i've been pitching comics unsettling the election with that. if you are republican up and write the jokes and of democrat, right for biden, and for rfk junior. do you think we can save the country a lot of time and make the election enjoyable. >> it burns one way or another. >> if the guy says nothing, smokes a cigarette and put on his hand. jimmy: make is voting for dice by the way. you said you were -- dice all the way. >> thank you. everyone needs to check out. it is outstanding. all your heart questions will be answered next around the corner. ♪

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