you got high-tech names making money and having the revenues and big profits to prove it. that's a big distinction from the internet boom we saw in 1999 and suddenly imploded in 2000. a lot of the people i talk to on the streets say that is not going to happen this time. they could be wrong. that is something we will be exploring a lot more this weekend. 10:00 a.m. eastern time on weekend show. when we explore how the markets have resisted this, how donald trump has resisted constant legal attacks on him to the point now where he's running away with the republican nomination. right now, his lawyers are running away with court cases that could be delayed substantially. advantage donald trump. here's "the five." ♪ ♪

>> i'm jesse watters. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> another jam packed day of trump legal tornadoes ripping across courtrooms. the former president showing up in a florida court on his classified documents case. there was no ruling there yet. but, the real action was in georgia. where part one, season finale for furious fan ni and lover boy. the judge said he will decide the fate in two weeks. will she be disqualified? the star cross love showing up for the closing arguments. today, the defense doubling down that the relationship between willis and wade began in 2019. which contradicts sworn

testimony by the lovers that started in 2022 earlier this week, nathan wade's former law partner and divorce partner testified about his knowledge of the relationship. his memory was a lot like biden's. >> i do see that message. i don't recall. i don't recall any specific dates. i do not recall. i don't recall how it came up. i can't recall what the conversation was. i don't recall that. at this time, i don't recall -- no, i don't recall. >> there was a key text message. he did seem to recall. >> do you think started before she hired him? you see that? >> that damming text message could be time over.

he blew up the time line absolutely when asked if the relationship began before willis hired wade in november 2021. bradley says he was speculating. trump's lawyer disagreed. >> the most obvious indication that willis and wade were not truthful on the point of timing. that's bradley. ms. merchant says, do you think it started before she hired him. mr. bradley said absolutely. absolutely is not a speculative word. that's not speculation. that's a definitive statement. >> dang, . >> they got me dog. sorry. i had to tell her. >> i honestly don't want watch any more of this.

jesse, back when we were kids and we stayed home when we weren't trying to get to where we are today. there was this great show that came on. it was actors in divorce court. it was all the drama and excitement. this had none of that. this is the worst thing that anyone wants to see when it has to do with lawyers who are seeking justice. they are corrupt. all the things that you wouldn't want to see someone who's pursuing the fight for justice is so corrupted. it's like you can't get to court without this junk. it doesn't help the american people. it's wasting our day. we missed 20 minutes of cavuto. you know how hard that is for me? the judge is will take two weeks. make up your mind. were -- were they inappropriate or not?

if you going to go after him, come get him. at least get some people with integrity. >> i will put you in the hot seat, jillian? dang. does fani get dqd? >> in a way it doesn't matter. here's the deal. she might go down in flames. she might get taken off the case. it's likely, not according ome, according to the legal experts, that it's likely this case in some form is going to go forward anyway. trump is going to face the same charges. if she does get pulled from the case, the state of georgia is going to reassign it to some other district attorney. they're going opush the charges forward. the trial is going to happen. all of this is really a

salacious side show. where you will find a jury that's not tainted with stuff that reminded me -- if you feel like fani willis does move this case over and you go to a movie and the lead actor is going through something worse in the tabloid and you can't get into the role. it's a distraction. >> everyone is tainted. how tainted do you feel? do you believe that this will get calendared favorably to the president if she is dq and pushed back? >> there's been development what favorably means. that happened in florida. jack smith advised that 60-day rule, the idea that if it's too close to an election, you can't bring a case because that would count as election interference. it doesn't apply to this. he's been indicted and the case

would have already started being litigated. that really changes the scope of what we're talking about with d.c. trials. the supreme court will take that up april 22 know. may be they'll weigh until end of their term. we won't get something until end of june. there's chance that you get your 88 days. that's what judge cutkin said. then, the ruling coming around. the election and the same could be true in florida. that has really scrambled all of this. the trump team, they are throwing stuff at the wall just trying to get delays on everything. he's asked for after the election and every possible circumstances that he can get. it doesn't look like he's going to get it. the argument, oh, i need to be out on the campaign trail is falling on deaf ears because, it's not a good enough excuse. you gone through an indictment process. that's what's most important

about the fani willis and nathan wade situation. even if you show a conflict of interest, either the appearance of impropriety or direct one. they went back to a doubletree. >> nathan paid for the hotel she paid for wine tasting. >> that's how she's claiming. she paid cash. >> if you're going to indict people, for breaking the law, should not be breaking the law yourself. throughout this process of digging up the dirt and

everything that we've seen, there's a big question about whether they were telling the truth under oath. also in this text, it says date him, don't hire him. she gave this guy inappropriately in violation of the law. i'm just disappointed that throughout this thing, they were smart enough not to take those crews pictures and post them. that would have been really nice to have those in evidence. we don't have them. i'm sad they weren't in evidence. >> to see nathan wade in a bathing suit. >> she wants concrete evidence. you think they knew from jump the lawyers knew this was a chance for them to make money. there was no real case here. >> they had to bring in fulton

county people. >> what i'm saying, it's starting to feel like, this isn't much of a case. we can make some money and get famous. she's bringing in all the people. it doesn't make sense. you want to beat supposedly the orange dragon and say this will be huge. this court victory will be monstrous. >> she's a government employee. he's not making any more money. she's doing it for free. >> thank you. >> the judge, he's appointed by the governor, brian kemp he has to get reelected. he's in fulton county where fani willis is popular. the way the election explodes and riot, there's a pressure for him to keep her. >> are you saying good people of fulton county would riot?

that's a high bar. even for the people of fulton county. that's a high bar. >> i don't think we'll be seeing a january 6th for fani. >> let's everybody stay calm in fulton county except nathan wade. you go. the dust settling on the dueling border visits. donald trump slamming joe biden for turning it in a war zone. ♪ ♪

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>> president biden, donald trump visiting two sectors different migrant apprehension rates. after surveying crossing point with top texas officials trump blasted biden for allowing things to really get out of control. listen. >> it's the worst border ever in the history of the world. there's never been a border where 15, 16, 18 million people have already crossed. i think nobody has any idea what the number is. we have million and millions of people. they come from jails and prisons. they come from mental institutions. you come to texas, this is now a war zone. they view it as a war zone. mexico is doing nothing to help us. >> migrant crime this week, president biden did not address the murder of georgia nursing student, laken riley. she was laid to rest today. police charging undocumented

venezuelan man. republicans, meanwhile, accusing democrats to trying to divert attention away from the border with this argument. >> this immigrant crime narrative is racist. it's not true. donald trump is out here saying that we're poisoning the blood of this country. the facts don't bare that out. >> this invasion rhetoric, it's disgusting. it's xenophobic and racist. >> right now, jesse, for the first time, the polls for the general election are starting to reflect that the border crisis and immigration is gearing up the number one issue for some general election voters. do you think biden's trip yesterday hurt him or helped more? >> i think it hurt. he's down 35 points on the issue. which is the number one issue in this country according to gallup

immigration. if you're the president and you're getting hammered, it's a big advantage. you go down to the border and you draw attention to the border, he brought every news camera in the country to the border. everybody just reminded about how he's blown it. the way president talks about this in military terms is smart. it's a trojan horse. you're getting tens of thousands of chinese nationals. this whole thing is being run by drug cartels. the funnelings, human smuggling, trafficking. you're bringing in massive amounts of fentanyl. you bringing. people that are raping kid. they are killing women. they are assaulting cops and flipping us the bird. to say that there's no relationship between migration and crime is pretty dumb. we don't know the relationship between migration and crime because sanctuary cities hide it.

if you're an illegal alien you get popped for anything in a sanctuary city, the sanctuary cities don't tell the fbi. at the end of the year, they don't show up in the statistics. meanwhile, all these guys, the newcomer as they are calling them who murdered laken riley when she was out in a jog, is classified as white in the police report. itthe fact that they are calling them newcomers. gone from illegal aliens, that's offensive, asylum seekers and now newcomers. we're losing the language war. they are going so start calling them lovers. pretty soon, they'll say republicans hate lovers. this is what they do. >> as long as it's not brothers. i'm good. >> jesse, republicans has been hammering the president for not going to the border. now he went to the border. they are critical of the sector. they say he brought up the

wong things in his speech yesterday. left out of wrong things, laken riley. is there anything he could have done to avoid some of that criticism? if the books were cooked? >> i'm getting a message from the republican article. you missed the show yesterday when -- >> i watched the show every night. >> i said, there's nothing president biden could do that would appease the republicans. it's impossible. it is what to do with election season. it also has to do with blind hatred for the man and destroys their narrative if he does anything that's remotely a gesture towards their priorities like a big bipartisan border deal, which donald trump told our own were ingrown. it helps the other guy. jesse is right that there are a bunch of people for whom immigration is their number one issue. they all identify as republicans. the latest quinnipiac poll

number one issue for democrats preserving democrats. joe biden talk about a lot. >> let talk about americans. in the latest gallup poll, all americans identify immigration. i'm talking about americans. >> we're not red and blue? >> there's some democrats. >> this has failed the republicans repeatedly. >> in 2018, trump won on immigration. >> i'm talking about 2018 and 2020 when we had these caravans. it was an illusion that we were having a mass evasion. people didn't like that language. that doesn't mean it isn't affecting liberal cities now. we are not relying on the fbi

data about migrant crime to say that areas that have gotten the most migrants from operation lone star have lower crime rates. we have city data. that's what nbc news did a big investigation and found that to be the case. laken rail -- riley is a terrible tragedy. >> what are they here for? what are millions of single military-aged men from china, from countries where they don't have any kind of documentation. what do you think they are here for? >> you think -- >> they're not working. they're getting debit cards from the mayor of new york. they are taking over healthcare. they've taken over homeless shelter. this gang of illegal immigrants. they've taken the street over. they are dealing drugs. they're getting arrested. it's not just laken riley. i can give you dozens of example of victims of crime. you had a 2-year-old killed by

an illegal immigrant in maryland. you had a young woman 14 years old raped by an illegal immigrant in louisiana. the list goes on. you have people hiding all of this in the community because they're undocumented and the women were in these situations have no voice when it comes to what's happening. back to the visit from yesterday with president joe biden and former president donald trump. donald trump was meeting with texas dps and texas national guard. people doing something to stop this from happening, to stop these people that joe biden invited into the country from hurting young women and children in every city across the country. joe biden was meeting with political officials and border patrol agents who he has given orders to work against texas. you had the standoff in the park they allowing people to come in where joe biden demand more money from american taxpayer. not to stop people but to process more of them. that's what he wants.

>> there's this problem, while it's a problem as i see it, jesse touched on it. which is there's this narrative from the left that it is racist and incorrect to connect or talk about illegal immigration and crime. the problem is that then, by extension, means that people aren't even allowed to in reporting the laken riley story, mention that the man who's accused of killing her is undocumented. >> that's when you decide how popular you need to be on social media. i'll say it. the man was a minority. he was invasive, illegal alien who killed an american citizen. we need to say that. let take they're talking points. when somebody missteps and misdiagnosis somebody's gender, that will be somebody say this affects everyone. this affects the whole

community. everyone is offended because jesse said dang to me black history month. we'll have whole campaign teaching everybody in this office not to say dang. everyone should be more alert on the border. we should be better. we need to protect him and his community from apparently giant phobic murders. it only works on their side of the street. anyone that comes into this country illegally, we're not against people immigrating. we're against people coming in the wrong way. people who want to say it's racist because it hasn't hit them yet. wait until somebody hurts your family member. wait until you get robbed. they need -- the president came

down there -- at this point, just be real with us. you got an office. you took every one of the executive orders, you went like that. you opened the door. this is what we wanted. we're breaking a few eggs. we're going to figure it out. we like this open border. we're not changing in. you don't like it republicans, tough, vote. >> he's talking about the texas wildfires and thanking first responders. he was in the local area. you are making the argument for the bipartisan border deal. yes, you are. >> i want one bill. i'm not paying for ukraine. >> guys, we got to go. stay with us. coming up next, is it a giveaway or a solution to the homeless crisis? you get to decide. democratic congressmanwoman have a new plan.

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>> it's a giveaway. michigan congresswoman rashida tlaib proposing a program to pay homeless people. it will give $1400 a month for three years for people under 30. tlaib claims it can help end homelessness in america. this left wing fantasy has been tried out. washington d.c., it was a disaster. low income mom was given $10,000 and spent 6 ground on a luxury trip to miami. even san francisco is pulling back on their handouts. they are set to pass a law that

will force welfare recipients to pass a drug test. have we contributed billions of dollars in this homeless issue and they want to hand out more of your cash? >> how many homeless people were in the united states in 1990? it was 200,000. that number has tripled this 30 years. we spent billions. of we've tripled the homeless population. we're spending money to create homelessness and create an industry that profits from homelessness. everybody knows it's a drug thing. it's a mental illness thing. you can't even get arrested for sleeping on the sidewalks anymore. we bring back mental institutions and we incentivize the tax code to keep families together. may be throw some people in the prison so they hit rock bottom so they're not lounging at rock bottom with free needles and

free rei tents and everything else they want. my new book you can preorder on amazon "get it together," i interviewed a homeless junkie. he explains how his family was so dysfunctional. he started with marijuana and then it led to methamphetamine. now he's mentally ill, getting kicked out of the subway by police at 4:00 a.m. this is what happens. >> what caught my eye about her proposal the most outside of the money, obviously, it's for people under 30 years old. >> that's the age where you should be -- here's the problem with free money. it's free money.

it never works earned, it doesnt work. especially if you give a lump sum of money for somebody that's struggling, their first needs, they get into the wrong mindset. no, the incentive is to get out. the way to get out is hard times. lifetime welfare recipient is garbage. five years, three years. we'll help everybody. but it's help and not home. i'm going to get money. we saw it in the pandemic with how many people. we made new millionaires during the pandemic. then they were broke when the money stopped coming because they were going on vacations and trips. we need to look at our education system. it needs to start then. we need to get the parents back. we need grandma and grand pa back in the schools. we need to start building from the front. mental institutions, all that

stuff. safe the free money. put it in a building to get them help. >> it need to start in the home and may be you get a $10,000 check from the local government, you shouldn't spend it on a $6000 trip to miami. you should use that money for a college fund. >> six months rent. >> totally. to that point, there was actually a study out of vancouver, the new leaf project, which is a charitable organization. they found a group of 115 homeless people that were identified by local shelters. you have to be homeless for less than two years. they had $7500. they what group that got coaching and workshops without the money. everyone get the advice how to get a job, how to dress for success etcetera. the group that got the coaching and the money all spent the money in ways that you would deem appropriate on food, rent.

then it ended up actually they were able to find secure housings and saving the organization nearly $1000 per annum. that's the combination how this can work. i'm sure rashida tlaib will flush out the proposal more. we have seen success in vancouver of giving away "free money." >> i think katy's point is the most sanely. it's who you giving the money to that matters the most. it's very young people in this country, children and very old people who are the most vulnerable to becoming homeless, who are likely to be homeless. these are the people who need financial help. not people who are 18 to 30 years old who are likeliest to find work in this country. using that as a model, to me doesn't make any sense. no matter what district in the country you're in. >> coming up, dramatic video of a semitruck hanging off a bridge.

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>> right as we speak, the cab of the semitruck is still dangling. again, everyone is safe. >> get off at 5:00, i can't pick the truck up until at least 6:00. >> hang in there. every time you just want to give up. a hero stands among us and comes in and saves the day. he gets a positive dang. we took the ugliness of dang. we've turned it around. dang, ladies and gentlemen, that's a hero. >> i don't really know what to say. that's my worst nightmare that i never knew i had. >> terrible. do you think it will be worse to be hanging there like that not to be rescued or have your vehicle fall in the water? >> i would rather hang than

drown and tray to get out of the truck. >> if that goes in the water. you're screwed. >> it was a female driver? i'm not saying -- i'm asking because i want to know from the females at the table, when the female driver was rescued by that heroic strapping young man, do you think she has feelings for him now? >> what did you say? [ laughter ] >> that's the worst question. >> do you think if you're dangling and this and do you think you might develop feelings? >> the producers trying to save your job. up next, who works out at 4:00 in the morning? this guy. ♪ ♪ [ indiscernible ] >> this is one of the toughest

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firecracker. what the most fun thing everyone should have this their backyard. go. >> trampoline. >> i'll say grill. >> a dog. >> that's a good answer. >> i agree. >> watching your children grow. question two. what is the funniest wrong number called or text you ever received? >> i can't say it on tv. >> oh yeah, i think i called my mom, it was supposed to be my wife. it was bad. >> we'll stop there. jessica? >> i haven't had that much. i had people call my dad instead of calling me. >> that keeps happening to me too. people calling to buy land from me. i don't have any land. [ laughter ] >> i got a missed call from -- what type of guest are you at a

party? >> i'm the best one. >> you can find me by the bar. >> how can i help. it's because my social anxiety. i don't want to talk to people. >> are you saying you're annoying at the party? >> i'm the life of the party. >> i'm usually paying for the damages. what everyday animal are you afraid of? >> a grasshopper. >> squirrel. >> rat. cockroaches. >> everything else. >> rats and cockroaches? >> i don't like cats that sit on people's laps. what's the best surprise you gave someone? >> proposal. >> my husband lost his wedding band and i replaced it. >> four children. >> what tv show past or present

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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." an airplane window battle. is this allowed? if you are not really seated next to someone's window on a plane, do you have the authority, some call it the audacity to knock it down? well, this guy went to war with what probably looks like a 9-year-old and won. "jesse watters primetime" tonight, a very special show, so special we can't give it away. but it is special and it is at 8:00. jessica? >> you are efforting a good guest? >> jesse: it might be the naked lady with the mace. >> katie: i sent you that extra video. >> jesse: that has something to do with it. >> jessica: i'm a fact finder now. you go girl.

>> jessica: kristin clark declared for the draft. fourth season with the hawkeyes will be her last even though she has another year of eligibility. >> her career chock-full of accomplishments from all five player of the year to now only being 18 points to passing member very much's scoring for the record both men and women before saying goodbye to the hawkeyes at the end of the season she hopes lead her team to the championship title. did you go girl. >> tyrus: what it is. ever wonder how the navy tests aircraft system. i do you will at time. they fling 80,000 cars off a catapult track on a super boat speeds topping 150 miles per hour before they soar in the air and splash into a river. >> oh my god. look at that. >> tyrus: looks like a good time right there. like skip and run. >> jesse: triple skip. >> tyrus: check out my "nuff

said" comedy tour or pick up copy of new book. >> jesse: can you pronounce some of those cities? >> tyrus: i will pronounce them during your time. i washed you. >> we worked our friendship is done! it's done! okay? i will noise. it was there. you corrected me on live tv. >> jesse: i did. >> tyrus: only reason why is because i know that the world still has a need for waters. but, when's up -- when it's up i'm coming for you like death on a. >> katie: at least got my name right today. >> tyrus: he did practice. >> katie: missouri state trooper does not day. he single-handedly moved this hay bale out of the roadway and maybe tyrus could give him a few tips. >> tyrus: no. form is phenomenal. >> katie: estimated to weigh between 1200 and 1700 pounds. insane. almost a ton.

he did it by himself. look at that. >> jesse: you go, boy. >> tyrus: no, that's a grown-ass man right there. >> jesse: you go grown ass man. >> shannon: i don't think they are supposed to be that big. that's nebraska big. missouri. >> gillian: owner is jack. he came back and realized the dog had eaten entire rotisserie chicken while he was gone getting another bag of groceries there he is the dog looking guilty. >> jessica: you can't future next to the dog. can't they not have chicken bones? >> tyrus: find out. >> gillian: he probably got sick. that's a lot of chicken. >> tyrus: dang, dog. >> jesse: thanks, everybody. have great night. that's it for us. see you on monday. >> bret: gillian in dana's seat with the dog story. nice job. >>