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judge jeanine pirro, she goes sledding on a beer coaster, dana perino, the five. ♪ kamala is ready to assume biden's campaign needs it jim, the vp telling the "wall street journal" she's primed to be president of the big guy is no longer fit for office. she said quote, i am about that but would have to follow-up of a coconut tree to believe that. >> you think you fell out of a coconut tree? [laughter] in context. what came before you. >> the significance of the passage of time, so when you think about it, there is great significance to the package of time.

who doesn't love yellow school bus? can you raise your hand if you love the yellow school bus? >> i love been diagrammed, always ask for this. i'm telling you, it's fascinating. >> one then diagram you will never see, and voters who like her. 42% of americans said they have a negative view of the vp even the white house can't stand her. one senior official trashing her for being a lousy border czar think what she's at best ineffective and at worst, sporadically engaged and not seeing her responsibility. an opportunity for her and she didn't feel the breach. speaking of filling breaches promote the president looking confused and seemingly having no idea where to stand behind jordan's king the second yesterday. is it time for the cognitive exam? >> does the white house think the idea of the president taking cognition test, cognitive test as a part of this physical, a legitimate idea? >> it improves everyday how he

operates, how he thinks, making difficult decisions on behalf of the american people where there's domestic or security so he shows everyday how he thinks he operates so that how it seen. >> you, like me, must be enormously conflicted because we know kamala harris would be great for our shows but lousy for the country. in you are a patriot but also a self-serving monster so how you feel about that? >> happy easter, greg. [laughter] loved that sweater. i feel i'll be fine and even if kamala harris is president because of the deep state and i told reporters to keep asking this question because every time

they ask her, are you fit to serve? she says yes, we are reminded biden isn't fit and she will never be fit so keep asking this, i love this question and every time now the reporters asked them anything, to take a cognitive test, why doesn't he do a press conference? they showed he didn't know when he was vice president. if they say no, we are not going to do any of these things, it looks like they are covering up the age factor interface a released a video by didn't know when my son died, it looks like he didn't know when his son died so they are caught and i'm tickled. it looks like media permission to make an analogy has given their learners permit. remember when you're 16 hitting the road and you're only allowed to drive to and from work or you have to get home before 9:00, the media has been given license to cover the age factor before it was a fox news story and now it's mainstream, everything is covered by the lens of the age.

now he made a verbal slip up, he doesn't have anything on his schedule and to keep asking questions, he's ever had to face this before except peter doocy. [laughter] the media is divided into two, one side of the media says biden is einstein. [laughter] and the other side is like let's switch it up with newsom at the convention and this hurt the democrats because when the media is divided, they are not on offense against trump and maga and if you could keep the democrats on defense, that's how you win an election. >> no cognitive test they instituted in the 1500s but not part of this. >> that he's not taking it? >> this is the first president hasn't taken this as part of the physical exam. >> is just like he can't do the interviewer at super bowl, to

they say 20 million people watch that? they were going to let him make a fool of himself and when you are reading the introduction, joe biden goes to the right and then left and what you didn't see was he went back to the right behind the president, he doesn't even know where to stand, here is on the right, he'll go to the left and then to the right again. he goes to the right, it's cr crazy. [laughter] it's embarrassing but here's the thing. kamala harris, 42% of the people get a few of her, she comes out and says everyone meets because i'm ready to serve and i am ready. she can't identify anyone but then you say to yourself, wait a minute, isn't everyone who ever worked for you in the opposite direction? if you are leading, why are they quitting? there isn't anybody who wants to stick around and what have you done for the past three years?

i want to see a woman succeed. i want -- the border is the biggest issue to americans today and by the way, close to greg abbott, everybody trashed him and said he was the focal a start. the truth is now america gets what's going on, what have you done for the border, kamala? so many opportunities to prove yourself as an effective woman, a woman who could lead and how many times have they shamed her? in the end, she by the way, denied the sunday shows on her report yet she claims the reason they are not popular is because of messaging but he won't do an interview, she walked to an interview, she's not doing sunday shows because she can't talk about what happened with joe biden because they say he so effective, he's so effective in private. then in public, why is he not effective? >> i think the interview was

done before the horrible week. >> i don't know when. >> she saw this coming. >> well, it's becoming. >> what did you say? in my ear -- i hope that was a voice. [laughter] two days before. [laughter] kill jesse watters. [laughter] >> . she is sporadically engaged. that's not very good. it's almost like she's weapon the white house, you common and you see her and an effective show that 95 because it's realistic and then you get to the administration, this is reality. in the show, one of the funniest things, every time the vice president selena gomez get back to her office, she says to the president, did he call? they say no and that's what's happening here. then she doesn't interview and they say are you ready to go on plus i'm ready to go on day one.

but the bare minimum of what the vice president is supposed to be able to do. voters have eyes, democrats and family members with biden saying he's great is expected, they have no third-party validator saying i was with biden the other day and he's fine. or i saw her in a meeting, she was incredible. you ever hear that from somebody being paid to say that? >> not at all. i was shocked what you said in the green room, he said greg, you look great in that and then you said they wouldn't be in this situation with fail president and incompetent vice president and instead they would have an array of strong candidates go after eight years of trump. i stayed and played fair and then you sort of beat me. [laughter] anyway. >> i said your time looks good but maybe i sent all that --

[laughter] i admire her confidence. [laughter] of all vice president's, cheney, pence, gore, biden, none of them lacked confidence, all of them thought they would be ready to serve if the opportunity presented itself. two of them had a chance to serve, h.w. did and biden did and biden is. [laughter] there's no getting around the fact that the vice president has had missteps. had our share on the show and she deserves to be spotlighted when those things happen. me the most glaring challenge for the vice president, she was given the most important combination of national security and domestic policy issue, the border. i think whomever the anonymous or person identified in the administration will question her

efficacy and effectiveness, that's a legitimate thing. without advice and tried to give advice, one thing i've never understood is she is one of the most effective crime fighters as an attorney general in the country, why he would travel around the country get best practices in crime-fighting figure out the best row, police officers around the country in particular proposals and plans to help police department, it's always baffled me. when it comes to the cognitive test, i don't agree we should give cognitive test -- >> even him? >> i think people do stupid things all the time and foolish things. a lot of people in positions of power do stupid things all the time, that doesn't mean -- look, you can have a piece of tape here, i would know where to sit, i would sit off and on and i'm only 53 and i hope my wife and kids don't want me to take a cognitive test but the truth is, she's like every other vice president i would say, he would

raise those numbers 42 to hire at the border had been a bigger part of the portfolio the last couple of years. >> coming up, by some bleeping eggs. bill maher mind on inflation. ♪

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♪ bill maher declaring a recent podcast he things the u.s. is grinning economically but his death in his group to lynn michaels back pointing to high cost of pretty much everything. >> we won the pandemic

economically. >> i don't feel that way, explained that inflation is insane. >> inflation is not insane. >> bill. my car -- >> i understand. >> my house has tripled here. [laughter] >> i get that people. >> by some [bleep] angst. >> major bite out of our pocketbooks since biden office, prices of 18% and brand-new numbers came in harder than expected today for january but president biden's friends at morning joe insists the economy is just fine. >> you want to know how biden is doing? look at your 4o1k. look at your stock at and see how much money you are making every hour because there's not a crazy lunatic in the white house but these brakes, i'm not sure but i think they will get from donald trump but they will get nineveh.

>> when trump was president, the stock market was considered not a measure of the economy but now democrats want to say the stock market is a measure of the economy but that's not reflective of what jillian michaels was saying, the price of eggs is still really hard for people. >> i do think president trump talked a lot about the market,. >> he got ridiculed for it. >> i think those of us who try to be thoughtful and become office, you have to acknowledge region records, your richardson you are and what jillian michaels but if you don't feel like you are doing well and you are not doing well you should understand you are doing better than you think, politicians are at home now and not elected office and they believe they can

do that. i said on the show and i will again from a three states prior to labor day i think are critical for any incumbent president, one is memorial day, what are gas prices at memorial day? for the july, what are food prices and gas prices like with the fourth of july? most schools in america northeast start between the first and third week of august, what are clothing prices, school supply prices during that time? every presidential race has had a correlation to what those numbers look like and after labor day a free-for-all in whomever is able to adjust and have the momentum likely wins the race. by economics has not been returned or packaging the minds of a lot of shoulders and there's no a lot of telling people even as great as bill maher is saying things are better and you should understand that unless people feel that way, we have a topic later about what minimum wage should be and

people had to work two or three jobs believe their futures are brighter, he can't show any amount of numbers to make them feel better about their future but if things are better in may and july and september, i hope people around the country and the political table are able to say maybe things are better than even larry kudlow was able to say on his show, things are different than he thought. >> people are paying more than $1000 a month for the house they started building during covid. we note grocery prices are up, home and car insurance through the roof and these are things frustrating the middle class. >> a lot of pro biden and it's on tv are insulated from those placements because they been financially successful so they don't cover inflation, the cover it up think they are doing joe biden of favor covering up, a huge disservice because if you look at what the media covers, that's what democrats react to come off the media ask about ukraine, climate, mandate for

covid, january 6 the democrats say okay and take action on all those rooms. the media never asks democrats about inflation, border or crime so democrats don't do anything, they wait and wait and wait if you 4o1k and it's a legitimate issue but not a full picture because if you are young, he barely started 4o1k, if you're retired, you cashed out fixed income, who cares? one case, blacks and hispanics 401ks are not getting a massive group of people to appeal to biden things, i did a deal aims they could shift the blame for companies, he always blames groups of people who make work.

i'm surprised but they will take prices are down and they are right, but down him when? they always leave the context out monday leave the part, they basically say the last three months say all my credit did was speed. but yeah, that was after he rocked the bank. 17% to 18% higher since he took charge mckinney that context, you can't just pick my cherry pick the last couple of months and in eyespot he was referring earlier to people who drive maserati sent country clubs and he's talking about 4o1k and people with 4o1k, they usually do find independent of politics, that's how they got rich, they do investments to whether the bad times like now so ignoring

over joe, who cares when you can afford a maserati? i like the morning joe, it kind of shows how you can hear real people versus talking heads, you have jillian michaels on it he says something she disagrees with it she has the space to say it and he's learning in real time that can be done on morning joe, that's impossible. >> that's why they call it real-time. >> that's called something else. [laughter] >> i know. one of the things biden wants to talk about is his accompaniments and they show the big extra dog federal spending from covid that fueled inflation so the biggest accomplishment is vulnerability. we created vulnerability and the amazing part and i agree, bill maher and joe scarborough, these people are worth millions of dollars who not only can't feel

the way average americans feel that they want to tell the average american how they should feel when the truth is, the numbers are simple, a 18%, some say higher depending who, since joe biden took office. meanwhile wages are not up 18%, it's that simple. you can say your 4o1k is great. and people aren't buying them, young people can't even afford a house so all of a sudden they want to tell us how we should feel but the bottom line, to meet what gets under my skin is the fact that not just they want to tell us how to feel, an excerpt 35%, gas is up 19% since joe took office, right up 19%, groceries up 20.7%. we are now feeding 10 million illegals who came to this country illegally so food for them is taking money away from

americans so tired of this should feel better. no. we will get to this in a later block but i think we're spending way too much on people other than americans and telling americans you should feel good. >> coming up, team biden gave greg abbott a complement on the border. ♪

♪ greg abbott the scapegoat of the border crisis. too bad nobody's buying it. the genius of abbott making immigration a local issue of blue city's? the mark what greg abbott has

done is he's making a local issue for new york. >> he's been politically successful but when you look at the aliens, tens of billions of dollars texas has spent, he's proven even he can't control the company on the border. >> liberal city no it's clearly on the progressive leaders. turning on the will mayor for sharon illegals public funds instead of helping the homeless. one activist says it's time to defund the migrant. >> black and brown children one of the city of chicago are going to be hungry but they still find money to feed illegals. these people are fleeing to our country and taking resources. any more money spent is a true problem not just for black community but the brown and we are asking to defund migrant coming to the city the state of

illinois. >> brandon johnson is trying to make up to black and latino owned businesses handed $17 million to feed illegals. >> 17 million-dollar investment for these 18 black and brown small businesses, it really captures what i call the soul of chicago, is who we are. >> the soul of chicago the man i interviewed from a thousand interview on newsroom this morning, she's running for cook county supervisor so see about voting for her. the other thing about it she said 14-year-old daughter understand the problem enough so she wants to move to texas but she said she doesn't blame governor abbott for what he did because she said how could any state would deal with this? she wants the city of chicago to rescind the sanctuary city policy and the admiration she showed for governor abbott in terms of leadership reminded me

of something we haven't talked about is everybody thinks about who would trump take as a possible bp? greg abbott would be a good choice, he's proven he has the ability to deal with the border and wherewithal and if it's the number one issue and he's well liked, maybe he would be a good vice presidential choice. >> trump habit? >> i do. think about, he's the governor, were talking or kamala harris who charges the border, look at what he's done, i give the man critical he was called everything from xena public to racist that was a political stunt and all of a sudden america and the black community, they are taking second place to illegals about they know nothing happening in chicago, in denver, it's happening in new york, who got crime right now around this

building in times square with venezuelans now hooking up with ms 13, what is wrong with us as a nation that we are looking the other way when it comes to our own people, minorities, black sand brown communities who need our help saying we are taking these people we don't know how you and the sky brandon johnson binds a minority community giving so much to the illegals say will let them buy from your source which i guarantee illegals going to take over in the next shot keepers so i think greg abbott would be great, time for americans to stand up and sank we don't know who these people are, we are not liking what we see, we can't afford to live right now because we are literally destroying our schools, hospitals, social services, we cannot sustain this. we just can't and even more

egregious is the minority community. >> harold ford jr. >> i don't disagree with anything said, upset for a while i think governor abbott, it was leveled at him five members of my party and it was misplaced. i think the burden he was facing and texas when border cities and what that meant for those mayors and communities, beside the political figures but people in those communities having to withstand and sustain influx of people who didn't have resources and take advantage of resources and other people in those areas so particularly when the cities were advocating for policy more generous in the governor's work, this is what happens in a political system the political marketplace, it was the right thing but what i don't understand governor abbott should be as passionately angry

with republican friends in congress for not crafting a federal bill to deal with the issue he is having to deal about the border. for some who called a stock is 1% but not 99% of what he's doing with the best policy you could come up with, spread the burden across the country. we are willing to accept for the next ten months millions of more people coming in because there is a fear somehow the democrats they gain some political advantage if a bill was passed to deal with the border and border security, i think we will have to look ourselves in the mirror months from now and reckon from what did we do something or could we have done something more? governor abbott has been as effective advocate for real serious border policy and able to say to republicans in the house and senate give me a border security bill, border patrol you did support a and chamber of commerce, you don't get everything you want from a defense the ball and ensure we

get a better border security than we do now. >> family another superstar named greg. [laughter] very lonely at the top, greg abbott is stood up and has taken charge. i came up with the phrase just now, the sum is greater than its parts just now. [laughter] immigration is one thing, crime is another, immigration plus crime is way bigger than them separately. venezuelan drug gangs have made the mayhem and now we have been migration, crime, depletion of resources. you could probably address each one of these separately but now it's a mosaic of misery, overwhelming everybody especially people already having a hard time in the city's and that's why -- original thing i've talked about, you need republicans like john abbott to be in the room with democrats.

good cop, bad cop, mommy and daddy, up counterbalance to dan's who refuse to acknowledge there's a downside to their delusional upsides. a downside to sanctuary cities and now we know downside to know cash bail. a downside to instant asylum and now it's coming together, all these things have come together into desperation, a mentos into a diet coke. [laughter] >> will marry immigration crime. >> i was going to commend you on that myself. >> welcome. yes. >> up next, why not make it a million? democrats push a $50 minimum wage. ♪

♪ you can noise count on california took up the most insane liberal policies on the planet. senate candidate barbara he says she is considering a $50 minimum wage. that's seven times the current national minimum wage of 1.25 an hour. can you can you explain how that can be economically sustainable? >> 127 thousand for a family of four is just barely enough to get by. just do the math. of course we have national minimum wage that we need to raise to a living wage, 20, $25, fine but i've got to be focused on what california needs. >> republican candidate for california scented mlb legend steve garvey disagrees.

>> minimum wages where it is and should be. look at what california has done to fast food franchises right now, increasing minimum wage to $20 and was going to happen, it will increase costs for hard-working californians to go to franchise. >> so barbara leak says you got to be focused on what californians need and what the affordability factor is as. reason for minimum wage as opposed to why it costs so much in california. >> she's probably the dumbest woman in politics. i researched it is true, she's the dumbest woman in politics so you calculate $50 an hour year $104,000 for a burger flipper. let's take the burger clipper mary the one of the cash register, those are two people working in fast food making $208,000. what's going to happen to the college graduates so you can

make that cash flipping burgers, everyone is going to move to california and start flipping burgers and people with high school diplomas flipping burgers don't have a job anymore and we can't afford to buy the burger because the burger costs $40 in the burger joint can't afford to stay in business because they can't sell $40 burgers so they had to go out of business but this is a heatseeking missile directed at the california economy. >> governor newsom backed to union bills that raised minimum wage into industries only, healthcare industry and fast food industry and the way they collect through is they pretty much promised the unions that got assurances from unions that would make food chains liable for labor violations so the worker loses.

>> consumers do, to because people are being laid off so you can get $20 an hour in california april 1, a compromise so it could have been higher in already stories of california laid off delivery workers in figuring out a way to use automation or shutting down operation completely because it's not just the high cost and prop 47 makes it you will get robbed so you can't figure out and it's the same with biden and inflation, if you are dealing with basic economics, companies need to make a profit and keep their lights on my wish biden would discuss how much more companies are paying to run their businesses which is why they are doing what they are doing. >> greg. >> let's do a head-to-head, and exciting senate campaign abruptly versus steve garvey.

batting average of 94? no. does barbara we have 2000 hits? note did she ever play first base for the l.a. dodgers? no. does she have huge hairy forearms? no. steve garvey, yes on every one of us. you can make it $50 an hour, 100 why aren't you making it 100? it's heartless if you don't get 100 or 200. the fact is, it doesn't matter because it doesn't make food cheaper, it doesn't make rent cheaper, it makes money cheaper. no increase in supply and housing or food or energy, the cost is going to rise to what it will bear, everything comes disaster prices will what the liberals call price gouging so the call for price controls it will cause an industry to collapse and lead to rationing and at the end, we have to eat each other. >> and california is the fourth most expensive state in the

country, why is that? democrats run it? >> republicans have and whenever i hear an issue like this or any issue, my instinct is like everybody i hope, to solve the problem so attractive he got when someone says something i disagree with, i want to get at what they are thinking. barbara lee is not the dumbest. >> who is? >> she's got somebody running in the house with her but we will come back to that. she represents one of the most extensive places in the world to live, all the things that have happened, i understand the instinct. my instinct when you think about these things, how do you ensure don't destroy small businesses trying to help employees? over the last 30 or 40 years, we've tried to give businesses tax breaks to raise wages or give people breaks on their taxes when they file to support their families and housing and costs and etc. so i get. fifty dollars an hour is not the

answer, look at creative way to use the tax code because the problem is with the problem is, people trying to work in san francisco who can't afford to live anywhere near the people who want their fast food service, hotel rooms cleaned by things and places but the people who work at those places can't afford to live anywhere near your guess where they are so i get it but $50 an hour for small business is not sustainable. figure out how to use the tax code to incentivize people working, incentivize businesses and give people a break and people are saying 50% of americans don't pay taxes, they are earning 40, 50, 60000 a year trying to live and serve people in communities across the country. i daresay anybody who wants to trade places with anybody, all right. in the bay area to earn 6 million a year end take 40% in taxes, i'm not that good at math to better math equation earning

6 million a year. >> steve garvey should have said that. >> she should have said that. ♪ [laughter] ♪

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childhood on a winter day like today, beloved no day but that's away from kids and big city because schools are choosing remote learning instead of just giving students the day off. judge, what you think, for sure kids like snow days? >> i don't want my kids to be on zoom or remote or anything. it is no, give them a day off and let them be real and interact with kids, let them fall in the snow, get a pot or pan if you don't have a sled and pulled them around. >> jesse junior got? >> he did get out in the snow and we need to bring romance back. you cannot say snow day the day before. you have to let the kids wake up in the morning and look out the window and asked him or data say about the school if they have to go and then you get the don't excitement.

>> him for the snow day, not remote learning and they should reduce teacher in-service days which are baloney. it's ridiculous. maybe one year but they had like ten so you could have snow days. teacher in-service days, to get the day off so teachers can w work. >> you have a unique story. >> back in my day we didn't have snow days, we trudged to the blizzard and that's how i lost my brother billy. [laughter] grew up in california, we didn't have snow days or even earthquake days, the only time you got a day off was when we were kidnapped. [laughter] >> one more thing up next. ♪ my late father-in-law lit up a room, but his vision dimmed with age.

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in columbus. putting through school. the technical gardens cincinnati. alright that's probably enough. >> okay. [laughter] judge kuester because today's national pancake day to celebrate we have some tasty pancake sunset. what does everyone like to put on their pancakes there syrup, butter, peanut butter, chocolate chips or whipped cream question what i am eating banana with heated syrup progress i am a maple syrup. >> i will go banana trick anyone pass those down and beating the whole dish. forks i can't eat on my show or a woody that looks delicious regrets retiring shock at 22 the first magic layer to have his number retired. cookies are tiring? >> have a great night. jon: nikki haley's popularity or home state might not be enough. as early voting is underway in south caro