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watching. we'll be back here live saturday night 9:00 p.m. eastern time. until then, talk to the team at lj cross-country. set your dvr so you never miss a show and don't forget to text me. good night america. ♪ now and forever. gutfeld! is next. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: here we are. here we are. happy thursday, everyone. finally, finally, something worth watching on cnn, since the great dom lemon left.
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which means, it's time for trump versus cnn. insurrection two. the rematch. >> greg: so last night donald trump did a town hall on cnn and it went over as well as a spelling beefeded by john federer man. how dare you laugh at that. first, the standing "o." >> for president, donald trump. pla [applause] >> greg: we haven't seen a welcome that warm since someone came to the view with two cows and a bag of charcoal. what great idea. have a pro-trump audience just to make the heads of what's left
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of the cnn audience explode. remember, only people who watch cnn work for cnn or other media. seeing people applaud for trump, that's worse than cheering for jaws to eat more children. for an hour plus trump and his debate opponent, the town hall moderator, he talked and she undertalked. >> to put in seven ballots a piece. >> mr. president i have to stop you there because there is no evidence -- >> obama took them. nixon took them. reagan took them. included a raid on my house. can i talk? >> yes, what's your answer? >> i would like for you to answer the question. >> it's very simple to answer. >> that's why i asked it. >> it's very simple that you're a nasty person, i tell you that. >> greg: like when harry met salary. val had an easier time speaking in the "top gun" sequel. he would have laughed. trump was in front of a sympathetic crowd that laughed
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at his jokes and applauded his boasts while collins feebly tried to keep up. she tried to fact check him on live tv but with trump that's like trying to put sox on an octopus. i wonder, did trump have to pull it out. >> i have to pull it out. pla [applause] >> so when you look at on january 5, the day before, i said please support our capital police and law enforcement. they are truly on the side of our country. stay peaceful. stay peaceful. this was the day before, and this was in the form of twitter. now i use truth social. i think it's far superior. >> greg: always a promoter. he made a video outside the oval offers and he didn't need a
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script like the person needs who is in there right now. >> if you remember i made a video outside oval office in the rose garden. i'm very proud of that video. i didn't have is a script. i don't need a script like a certain person in there like that. >> greg: maybe he doesn't know her. i don't know her, i never met her. i have no idea who she is. her dog, or her cat, was named vagina. [laughter] >> greg: i'm guessing it was her cat. [laughter] [applause] i mean, it makes more sense. vagina, where did you get the dead mouse? but is that true? and does it matter? even if you hate trump, you've
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got to admit you just don't get this level of realness from any other candidate. that's what i boils down to. americans might find trump annoying, untrue or obnoxious but you know what you're getting and it's firing on all cylinders fast. people don't want to keep paying twice as much for everything. they just want to feed their families preferably using a gas stove. they want to live their lives without the samplings of these miserable elites and trump even makes the debt ceiling hilarious. >> you once said that using the debt ceiling is a negotiating wedge, could not happen. so why is it different now that you're out of office? >> bus i'm not president. >> greg: can't argue with you. but also trump gets the media in a way no other candidate in american history has which means he knows how to handle the people who lie to us every day. i wish i could get him to talk
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to my cable company. but the liberal response was as predictable as it was idiotic. aoc says cnn should be ashamed of themselves for losing control of the town hall. cnn fail journalism and the american public. the daily beast does no failed journalism. every one there is a failed journalist. listen to these jack ass. >> no surprises, and yet, it was just -- it was a disgraceful performance. >> i'm not going to pretend like it was easy for me to see the former president get this forum tonight to lie to the american people over and over and over again. >> i was wondering when he was going to be fact checked in real-time. >> this is a lie. this is a lie. this is a lie. this is a lie. >> what i didn't know is that the audience would be filled with his coats. i would like to know if cnn was passing out kool-aid before the event started.
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>> greg: usually to hear such inspired criticism you have to watch an episode of "dancing with the stars." so their surprise, it's contentious. outraged, he answered their questions. they are offended that he wouldn't back down. how stupid are these people? it's exactly what everyone would expect. it's as if the media has never heard of trump before. it's like they would be surprised if he ate pasta with his hands. or bragged about his penis at a funeral. that's how in sync they are with biden. now they have short-term memory loss. it's like they would be surprised to find out that the buildings were named after trump and not the other way around. they are just a march raid of [ bleep ] morons. then there is this. following town hall cnn interviewed the audience. >> how do you feel about the
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lies? >> part of sit the media narrative when you asked him about it rather than current stuff. >> don't you think it's time to start talking about 2024, not lies that are untrue? >> couldn't the media ask him a question about 2024. >> there were question, but right, that was the first thing. >> greg: the media complains that trump talks about the past after they ask him about the past. that's like asking a shark to leave you alone while you cover your naked body with barbecue sauce. even cnn reported on how messed up cnn is noting that their network boss is facing a fury of criticism within the company but maybe that outrage is meant to cover their tracks for having trump on. so did this town hall help trump for 2024? it didn't hurt. at least trump knows where he's going compared to this fellow. ♪
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♪ ♪ >> greg: can you imagine this confused fossil on stage for an hour getting peppered with gotcha questions from a hostile interrogator. it wouldn't be a town hall. it would be a town hanging but with donald trump when he enters the lions den it's the lion that gets nervous. >> here he is. >> welcome tonight's guest. third favorite molly after ringwald and the drug. >> enter molly hemingway. >> to do this show he needed a permission slip from his parents. best in show guy. she's so skinny kids from third-world countries send her food. fox news contributor kat --
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[applause] >> greg: hot air balloons have him on a no-fly list. guy, always a pleasure to see you, and i mean that this time. i was surprised to see you in the green room openly weeping about how great you thought trump did. you were basically saying, oh, my god, thank god he's back. it was amazing. i didn't expect that from you. >> because i didn't do that, but that's all right, a good story. i'm so confused by the kat name joke. maybe you can explain that. i don't know her at all but i know her cat's name. there is something fair head. there is something sort of delicious about cnn having their best rated show in recent memory, which is like an average night for the five but for them it's really good and they are tearing themselves apart for it.
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>> greg: right. >> that's wild to see, and their own like correspondence are trashing their own network for having this forum with the man who is the leading candidate for president of a major party, like what are they supposed to do? not ask questions of candidate? blackball him completely? we can't normalize him. i have issues with trump. he was president of the united states. he's normalized whether you like it or not. he's running for the office again. maybe you don't want to have a thunderdome of his fans cheering him on but caitlin collins on an island out there, supposedly it's a news network. >> greg: you're right. the thing is, i think, and this is my conspiracy theory of molly, all of this complaining from within the house of cnn is designed so that they could do this. it's like, that's their cover. what do you make of that conspiracy? >> i don't know. they are so desperate because they have such horrific ratings that, i thought it was kind of
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interesting that they did this. but seeing jake tapper near tears after it was an extra special delight in addition to getting to see what happened there. but this is not just the former president. this is like far and away top candidate for the next republican nomination. the idea, like the media meltdown over this means that they don't really trust the american people. ask him questions. get the answers. trust the american people to make the decision. >> greg: yes. >> but they don't. they handle everything by silencing him for the last few years and it counter intuitively made it more refreshing. you're not sick of hearing him for the last few years. white house, i forgot, this was great. >> greg: you kind of missed him, remember, he could be pretty tiresome. i don't know if you remember that guy. what was amazing about cnn, cnn, didn't have just one big panel, they had two big panels.
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they had one guy there and donaldson and some other dude, it was hill clairous. kat what did you make of this? >> exactly what we've seen before every time trump is on tv which is why i thought all of these reactions were all extremely dmramt particular, saying this is the end of the country. i don't think so. or even like chris said, america was very well served by this. no, it was about ratings. but that's what people do all the time but i think i'll start taking it up for myself. kat why, did you do that? which i get asked a lot. because i love my country. >> greg: that's great. that's good. >> why are you so mad at me? because i love my country. it holds a lot more weight than just saying i'm upset or i wanted ratings or i wanted attention. i feel lie everyone employs it so why can't i. >> greg: you had a great answer on ukraine and the media basically said he was soft on
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russia because he refused to commit on who should win, and he was holding himself to the metric of the body count. >> he gave a presidential answer. he wants to stop killing. he doesn't want to see russians die or ukrainians die. that's a presidential answer. two things, the timing of it wasn't great because it got -- it changed the news narrative. we're not talking about hunter and his stuff today. we're not talking about the bind corruption. so that was one reason that i wish it would have been more spaced out. because they are going to try to use this. and to your point, 1,000%, there was a meeting where they will publicly bash it. >> greg: yes. >> and bring him on because that will keep it going. they need him. so, and the moderator, i'm not sure what was being moderated, other than his responses, is, it's her turn now but she has to
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be careful. because acosta and other ones, they all got books out of it and they became part of the story and whenever a so-called journalist or opinion piece or whatever it is you want to be, when you become part of the story, your time is done. it's only matter of time before people move on and they won't take you seriously anymore. why is acosta? half of them have been fired because they were the story. so now this time they think they are clever with having everybody bash cnn for doing it so they can keep the news cycle going, because everyone is focused on trump, and you're trying to give break to biden. the good news about that is, all you have to do is wait for biden to speak and him get lost on a three-foot podium and then it kind of switches back. >> greg: that's true. i'll never become part of the story because i don't -- >> you narrate, but don't be part of the story. she's part of the story.
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♪ >> greg: thank you. the golden state has a snitch line for hate. california promotes squealing if someone hurts your feelings. it's true, greasy hair goon gavin newsom recently announced his state will be launching a hotline for reporting acts of hate. according to a website it includes name calling, bullying or refusing service. or as i call them, the three
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pillars of good management. [laughter] >> greg: ask, if you can still find them. the project known as california versus hate will allow victims and witnesses to report a hate incident against any group in a safe, anonymous manner. because california won't tolerate hate. unless you hate street crime or drug abuse and public pooping in. that case you're out of luck. who gets to define what a hate crime is, light? for some it's suffering through a new song by the red-hot chili peppers. for others it's suffering through an old song by the red-hot chili peppers. because they suck. [laughter] >> greg: newsom, a hate act is vaguely defined as any hostile expression or action against someone's actual or perceived identity. perfect example, telling leah thomas the pool is so cold it will give her shrinkage. telling rachel that she owes
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reparations. or telling brian kilmeade, he has to go home. it's like california handle rape and theft. maybe having place to report hostility isn't all bad. we've obtained tape of a few of the calls. [phone ringing] >> california hotline, how can i help? you >> my boss keeps telling people that i'm a drug addicted alcoholic. >> how many people is he telling? >> like a couple million every night. >> wow, that's messed up. anything else? >> yes, he also won't stop talking about his abs, quads and biceps. >> has he threatened you? >> no, no, no. he's super tiny, like crazy small. [phone ringing] >> california hate hotline. >> my so-called co-worker keeps
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asking me to pick him up and hold him like a baby. he won't stop talking about his abs, squads and biceps. >> sounds like he's obsessed? >> only with toilet humor. he just sent me a picture of him sitting on the toilet paper. please do something. >> i'll file this right away. >> i canned stand this -- arnoldas. >> thank you, sir. >> greg: do you think this is like the most necessary thing? >> yes, yes. give the police a break, let karen call somebody else. this is great. >> greg: that's a good idea. i didn't think of that. >> i'm calling them r. the police involved? no, shut up, karen. like, i mean, literally, it's a tattle tale hotline. >> greg: yes. >> we talked about this before, this is how they don't have to deal with this anymore. they can call a line and it will go into a little box. the complaint box and it will
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keep it in sacramento and the good news is they will have fresh toilet paper for everybody crapping outside. so it will work out just fine. >> greg: i forgot you said that, and molly, i felt like, with all the other crimes to occur, this is the one they are going to care about. the feelings that are hurt. but tyrus' point is they are trying to shut it off like reparation discussions. >> i worry, if you don't have police involved, who is involved? there is no due process. you make a complaint about someone and some other state agency gets involved to punish you, and it's all based on anonymous complaints. so like you lose out housing or benefits or something like that what's the whole point of this because it's not just going into an empty box. >> greg: where could it be going? >> the social worker will set me down to talk about my feelings. feels aren't facts so if someone says he looked at me the wrong
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way or gave me bad service, i want something done. the hundreds of phone calls that try up police officers and corrections facilities, now they have their own hotline and no police is involved. if i'm not breaking law enforcement, i don't care. >> think about where these normally are. on college campus where is the police are not involved and people will make an anonymous complaint. it will destroy someone's lives. they get kicked off campus and that ideology is now transported to the entire state of california. >> greg: kat, could this be therapeutic for someone who just needs vent their problems like perhaps -- >> me? >> greg: yes. >> no, i have a lot of problems. but i never had a problem where i'm going to feel better by calling a hotline like this, because it's a government hotline. so what's going to happen when you call, you're going to be put on hold. [laughter] >> you're going to be put on hold for a very long time, and nothing pisses you off more when
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you're hold. you finally get through and what are they going to say? they are going to hit you with i'm so sorry to hear that, man. why don't i call the dmv. >> i would so volunteer for this program just to take these calls and just screw with them. [laughter] >> but i think a lot of people, this already exists. it's every government officer. you call. you tell them things, you wait and tell them things. they say, man, i'm so sorry to hear that don't call me ma'am. [laughter] >> by the way the whole music will be the red-hot chili pepper. california occasion. >> greg: okay. so technically, red-hot chili peppers could call a complaint about me because of the things i say. i slandered them. >> two points, they say the police won't get involved.
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i don't believe them. it will be weaponized by someone at some point whether it's the police or not. second thought, this is about people who feel like there is an affront to someone's perceived identity. there are a lot of californians in the last few years who have a brand-new identity, floridians, texans, and so my thought process is, can they maybe dial up the hotline, the old hate line, and explain how much they hate their former state and why? that would be worthwhile. >> greg: that's an excellent idea. that would be listening to. maybe -- this is kind of a hotline for people to narc on people who narc, right? >> it goes in a circle because if you call on me, then i will call on you. we'll just keep calling on each other. >> greg: exactly. >> he reported me. he reported me. he made me feel bad when he reported me. he made me feel worse when he reported me. >> imagine if you're venting to a friend and the friend says why don't you call the government
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hotline. [laughter] >> greg: what's with that guy with a giant thing and he wore a suit with little question marks on it? i don't remember who it is. that's going nowhere obviously in this segment. >> ridler. >> greg: he looks like the ridler. you can get all of this free stuff from a government program. >> ask lesko. am i right? >> greg: the little kid got it. >> do i win something? >> greg: you always think you get a prize but you don't, do you, guy? up next, santos is my husband and i have never been more active. shingles doesn't care. i go to spin classes with my coworkers. good for you, shingles doesn't care. because no matter how healthy you feel, your risk of shingles sharply increases after age 50. but shingrix protects. proven over 90% effective, shingrix is a vaccine used to prevent shingles in adults 50 years and older. shingrix does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients or to a previous dose.
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[applause] >> greg: george santos' problems are mounting due to creative accounting. while sleepy joe's corrupting causes no disruption, congressman george santos pled not guilty yesterday to 13 federal charges including fraud and money laundering. he's famous for fabricating his entire life story including
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things no one cares about like volleyball. what is that? his lies were silly, unlike joe biden's, who, as you know, was raised by puerto ricans, and not just any puerto ricans, invisible puerto ricans that he likes to shake hands with. the irony was not lost on santos. the reality is, it's a witch-hunt. >> the reality is, it's a witch-hunt because, it makes no sense that in four months, four months, five months, i'm indicted. you have joe biden's entire family receiving deposits from nine, nine family members receiving money from foreign, from foreign destinations into their bank accounts. >> greg: watching fox is not a defense. because that's where it came. from anyway, a fairpoint. you really can't compare santos' actions to the corruption that
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the biden family is being investigated for. he has less power than a prius on a cold day so when it comes to corruption he's pop warner and the bidens are the nfl and joe has the head trauma to prove it. santos has no patients for reporters who have accused him of the charges. >> so are you accusing me or are you going to allow the process to clear itself and allow me to clear my name. >> greg: i wonder if he's been stressed. >> i quite frankly don't believe i was stressed. i did my best to keep my composure. i've fine but it's an experience for a book or something like that. >> greg: a book, please welcome back new york representative george santos. [applause] >> greg: so congressman, were you surprised at all about these charges? >> greg, i wasn't surprised
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about the criminal charges. i was surprised about the credit card charges that led to them. i mean, who am i campaign -- this ridiculous -- this is a con artist. rubbish. [laughter] >> greg: a little prompt comedy there from george santos. you mentioned you might use this experience to write a book. was that the plan all along? >> sure, my plan was to get elected to congress and go to prison so i could write a book. so his son could have painting career. [laughter] >> greg: now, by some chance you're found guilty and have to do prison time how do you think you will handle it? >> greg, i'm innocent. i'm swear on my mother's grave. the one from 2001 and the one from 2016. when felons tell me i'll do very well in prison, and so will
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kytira. >> greg: what was she, your stage name? >> my stage name in brazil, that i was honest about the entire time. [laughter] >> greg: all right. george. congressman george santos, everyone. [applause] >> greg: molly, i sense a little bit of ageism here. we tolerate old corruption but not young corruption. if his hair was white, right? we would all be, just let him go. the guy clearly has a problem with telling falsehoods, but his career is politician. the idea that this is somehow noteworthy among a whole class of people up to and including joe biden who has 50 years of lying about everything from where he went to school to what degrees he got to where he placed in class to his life story, he totally plagiarized that politician's life's story. george santos is a good beginning of what you can become
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that joe biden fraught to fruition after 50 years. >> greg: that's so true. you know, i don't think it works in court when you're arrested and you point to something else. >> i know what i would do. i would just say, your honor, are you mad at me? [laughter] >> greg: and you did it because you love america. >> that's true. that's what he should have gone with. the bottom line is i love america and at least half the country will cheer if you say that. i love america. [cheers and applause] >> yes, you know, he didn't seem stressed, though. >> greg: no, he didn't. >> i feel stressed all the time and i don't have a single federal charge, not to brag. >> greg: good for you, keep your nose clean for now anyway. guy, where do you see this going? >> we have to remember under our system he's only guilty looking until proven guilty. so a couple of things here.
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i want to know who lent him the money to post his bond given his track record? that's maybe not the best decision. he lies about everything which is sad because the first time i met him he told me, he was a huge fan. can't possibly be true, and the thing is -- >> greg: where did you meet him? >> here in new york actually. >> greg: was it at a club? >> it was not. i have one more joke to make on. this i can sort of imagine him in prison down the line and like making this big announcement that he's joined a prison gang, and then the latin kings being like fact checked, no, we did not let him in. that's entirely plausible. that might be the end game gray. chapter in the book. >> greg: exactly. do you think he'll resign or will he just -- >> no, he'll serve while he's serving. his best bet is probably to call that hotline in california. [laughter] >> tell on some people. yes, it doesn't work when you're a child and you blame your brother for your bad behavior
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and bringing up the biden's corruption, they had a whole system, 50 years, bastards, and millions. you apparently had a checkbook and a dog watching scam so that's why they got new four months and everything out of your mouth is a lie so covering up with what about isms, i think his attorney said it best, i just want to find my car. >> greg: get the hell ou after advil. feeling better? on top of the worlddddd!!! before advil. advil targets pain at the source of inflammation. when pain comes for you, come back fast with advil liqui-gels.
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person wins this shirt courtesy of george santos. [applause] >> greg: and who doesn't want jesse waters on that i chest. [laughter] >> greg: kat, you get to go first because you rarely do. what state? >> illinois. i'm a midwest correspondent. again, i was promoted. >> greg: that's true. >> blossom is the new name of the cow that escaped from the high school. and why was he in the high school? because a bunch of seniors bought him on craig's list for a prank. now, i have a lot of questions here that have nothing to do with the name of the cow. like how did this get so far before the cow had to go missing? like why did the humane society need to take the cow? what was wrong the craig's list people who had the cow and did they have it between the school
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or the craig's list guy or did the craig's list people deliver the cow to the school? and how does a cow escape. >> greg: that's true. they are very slope. >> actually, their average speed is 17 miles per hour and they can sprint up to 25 miles per hour. i googled it. >> greg: never correct the host. >> what was the prank? there wasn't a cow here and now there is. >> greg: this is what i find so interesting. were they watching it through a hole in the fence? >> how do you lose a cow, bro? >> greg: i don't know. >> you go to all that work to get it on craig's list -- >> greg: that's something you don't normally get on craig's list. i just got the hpv virus. >> no, no, no. >> sorry. >> you're up. >> jesse had that shirt made, didn't he? >> greg: somebody makes these shirts for us. >> is that what he told you?
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>> greg: it's so big you could wear it as night shirt with nothing else. just walk around your apartment in d.c. wearing this, having a cup of cocoa. watching the golden girl's marathon. >> what kind of dog do you have? >> a bedlington terrier. i have never seen the golden girls. it's the worst game card takeaway. live tech which i in virginia which is my local news story. in virginia, one of the few things i don't like about our state is that the government runs the liquor stores. >> greg: true. >> which is very annoying so it's called virginia a-b-c, and they are going to headlined a lottery for rare bourbon and brandy bottles, where you can win, an opportunity to get these extremely rare and offensive bottles. for example, i'm a big blanton's guy but i can't afford it. i don't make your kind of money,
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so either i can make an appeal to the audience, to get in touch with me. >> greg: how much is that? >> i have no idea. too rich for my blood but as a generous host -- >> greg: i would be happy to and what die get in return? >> fabulous, fabulous performance on this show. >> greg: what do i get in return? all right, molly. >> i'm a native of colorado. rural colorado. and my high school prank did involve livestock in the hallways so it makes me happy to see cows running around as parts of pranks. in colorado a woman bought a house. moves in, and is unpacking and her dog is freaking out. she looks in the corner, and there are snakes everywhere in the house, behind the drywall, and they are like two to three years old. the snakes are. like they have been there forever. they are underneath the patio, and i just thought i would share this delightful feel good story
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from centennial, colorado. >> you entered the godzilla listing, how much they lied in that thing. >> greg: exactly. it's a real keeper upper. all right, tyus. >> boston finally some good news. no thanks to the bruins. the celtics get it together, tatum. red sox had a little run but then we lost. tom is coming home. thank you, tom, paid yachts to honor brady during homeowner at gillette stadium. maybe have his uniform on hand. maybe throw one more just for us. so it's going to be great thing. tom is coming back to new england so we have something to cheer for, for at least a minute, before the patriots get smoked. tough time to be a boston fan. >> greg: you know he's supposed to come to fox, right? fox sports. but i'll still be the most famous sarah high school graduate. i'm still more famous than tom
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brady, who wins this. you know what? i'm going to have to go with -- gosh, i forgot yours. i think, kat, you won this. there you go. up next, climate nuts.
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>> a story in five words. ♪ >> greg: five words, climate change kills short athletes. tyrus, a dartmouth study claims that climate change is favoring taller athletes because they thrive in warmer weather while making things tougher for shorter athletes who do better in the cold. >> this is the stupidest study i have ever heard in my life. they are running out of things to write about. taller athletes do better because they have longer legs. this is just stupid. this is stupid. this is somebody tall who wanted to pick on somebody short in the office and that's it. one human being, taller, is
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closer to the sun. >> greg: what are those guy called, jockeys. >> i'll have to agree with you, as a sports expert. i've seen four minutes of sports my whole life and all of it was goodness my will. so i just think it's funny, i know enough that you called yourself an athlete, i know must have to know that's funny. [laughter] >> you play cornhole when you drink wine? do you that. >> greg: what's the applause for. >> also -- i beat you. me and keith beat you every time. >> greg: i let you guys win. molly, to say the advantage only applies to men and not women, so climate change apparently is sexist. >> i think we knew that already. there is a website that lists all the things that have been blamed on climate change and
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it's walls of text. >> greg: how do you figure this one out? how do they do this? how do they untangle it? they just do a big china thing and find any variable. put a search thing in. it comes froe big city. >> they throw darts. >> greg: that's what it is, throwing darts. that's a sport, right? >> i'm sad that i've been left out of wine drink cornhole. pick a problem, like bigger athletes being better generally in athletic competition. what are we going to blame that on? you spin the wheel and it will be transphobia or white supremacy and it landed on climate change for this one and they went with it. >> give them the shirt.
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>> greg: we're out of time. thanks to ou "one nation" starts now. brian: welcome to "one nation." what was supposed to be a huge day in iowa. former president donald trump. and golf r governor ron desantis forced to cancel, outdoor event canceled, bad weather. ron desantis goes indoors.

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