ah, great sport. uh, performed by the show directed by franco dragona now. unfortunately , too, the deceased and when i was on this show for the first time many years ago. and i watched a full house, then the show was simplified and the last time i was there, and 20 percent of people sat on the show. i thought, well, probably, maybe, just roughly speaking, such a stream of spectators now and then came to the same visit to another show, which was called absinthe. and this show is just such a tavern type, when everything is greatly simplified in the auditorium. you 're sitting on some dirty wooden chairs. and all this under the awning of such a cheap chapiteau and in the center of the stage, well, no more than the place where we are now with you and such simple numbers are working on it, and somewhere a little bit of eroticism and, uh, two leading uh full houses with obscene jokes, with

overfulfillment of the plan by the expansion of the state. uh, the second show from the same team opens already in those places where just past shows close. and it's all for drinking, it's all for. e. excuse me, so to speak, smoking and i, looking at everything, i understood this about what was happening degradation of the public along with those content producers, you know, because uh, there are two ways in my mind, as a director, and which was once many years ago. it's been about 20 years now. uh, they started doing major shows at luzhniki and my colleagues repeatedly asked me questions. lord why are you doing this? difficult? well, make it simple, because in fact it works like that. it will be easier for everyone and it will be easier for you. i say there are two ways, one - it adapts to the audience, and the second is to educate it. and they are two completely different way. if you adapt to the audience, then

you slowly slide down. why because it's easier to satisfy needs if they instinctively understand make uh funnier. if you're joking now, but you 're lowering the degree, this level is exactly art, as such, and the date is leaving some kind of entertainment, like so to speak. uh, as some say, well, this is not a movie. it's chewing gum. it's good when it exists in a certain segment. it must be a simple movie, he should be a simple circus, but segmented, as soon as it starts to turn into the so -called maine. here begins the degradation. it's the same as talking about a circus without animals. you see, when people say that the circus is without animals, how the form should take the place of the circus, as such it is the same as we will talk about the fact that comedies should replace all cinema, why can't this be done? well, on the one hand. why drama to watch that he torment the soul? let's look, so to speak, what pleases amuses sunny cheerful pink and so on, but in

fact it is impossible. why because life is multifaceted and the relationship between a person and an animal is a natural environment, but because we live all on one planet, and the circus and other forms in which this is present is a demonstration of the possibilities of current achievements. and so on. she can't. delete it cannot be denied. you cannot replace. it's the same thing we 'll ever say. and why suffer with a person, but a person is torn, breaks, and so on. let's have robots and that's it. or rude to say the e movie avatar is a wonderful movie technically. after all, it is perfect, but are we now ready to watch a movie without actors, in principle, will it be a movie? or we will watch cartoons, you know, but from the point of view of technology, it seems that technology has grown, yes, so to speak, it is, but we are being deceived. you see, when we watch the film dumbo, it’s an adaptation of the film, which , under cartoons, uh, somehow one lady, when she tried to argue with me in general on the topic of the relationship between man and animal, she

brought me. you need to see an example movie dam to understand how to communicate with animals. i say girl. this is a computer elephant that understands human speech from the first word and flies on its ears. you understand that this is fake, it's not real, but technology. roughly speaking, it deceives a person so much that a person begins to believe in it and the person is no longer in reality. how much do you have more about this pain. do you understand? why because no-no-no way really, this is an example of e, good quality on the circus is just right for du soleil the least of all questions in terms of art, as inferior and the circus is a wonderful question for understanding. just uh western circus, he ever set himself up at all. eh, the educational mission as a goal in general and or i was such a church. it was. yes, of course, this is a real western. it was always a spectacle. hey there woman,

you know our cardinal differences, that they left the market for a long time. and we came to him, there the last 20-20 years. and uh, they have an educational cultural part has been missing for a long time. that is, they all earned and earn at all someday. well, that is, it is they have someone abandoned. here, let's take it. uh, one of the most famous american circuses, having been there for over 100 years , ring brothers church. they curled up in one day and they have in principle, to my surprise i dreamed of being on this circus, why because since childhood, again, children of the nineties watched on video cassettes. we thought it was a miracle. and when i arrived, the first time. i was very disappointed. why because my old heeski cassettes and what i saw through there were actually the same thing for 25 years. we continue our

creative industry podcast hosted by roman karmanov elena kipr and is a guest. we have people's artists edgard and askold zapashnye but you don't post your programs. you can't see them anywhere. tell me interesting, my brother and i can boast. my brother and i can boast that we are over 40 years old. we are folk artists. we enter all kinds of governments at the entrance, which means, uh committees, but we and our show have never been shown by any federal channel. we on television can cook, eat, box from bulls, run away from anything from anything, but dancing is brighter, apparently, than a circus. well, because there is, you know, a certain stereotype that, and the circus is, well, such an unformatted and non-rated art that is unlikely to be appreciated by the viewer of the television audience. although it was the first channel that proved this. the reverse anniversary

of the centennial anniversary of rosgosstrakh was repeated three times already, because each time it was to the public many times more. although initially, while we persuaded few, who believed we had made a huge number of shows of the most different ones. as a suggestion, that is. or maybe you don't like this format. and let's here we have a show about vampires. we have musical. we have thrillers. we have comedy we have classic dirtism. we have shows dedicated to certain holidays, but we need shows dedicated to the world cup. listen, we recorded it all in high quality and went with this offer everywhere and very often. one of my girlfriend. diana is the same, and she, so to speak, having heard a similar conversation. she asked says. and how much really, just like that, i say, here you want dian paradox, not a single streaming service, not a single tv channel, just categorically does not take. she says friends on

one of the main streaming services in russia let me propose, i say no problem. you can write to me. i say send her all the commercials today. all layouts all take some 2-3 weeks. she calls me. how much does he say? i i don't understand anything. i say uhm. they looked at everything. everything was said. e no. i'm talking about the reasons explained, she says no, and you have some celebrities taking part in the circus, for example, who may come out here, well, this is what we have here, if you want, it works, but whether it is necessary, but whether it is necessary to know for purity is not the point. yes, look how we always orient ourselves backwards. and look, sometimes they shoot with films without a single popular actor, just races and people go there and went and we are just orientated. for some reason, it's always there all the time. now, if they succeeded there, then we ourselves are afraid. will that 's what the channel is about. now, if someone is suddenly

behind the screen, we are now, of course, ok, this is one explanation, it's because you have an animal and so on. we even have a circus without animals, we have a creative industry podcast elena kip roman pockets. our guest is the people's artist of russia, and i have a few personal impressions of this. i was in the circus as a child, a little later i visited circus by chance in gelendzhik and where where it was amazed, because acrobats really, showing the maximum perfection of the human body of the possibility, and risking their lives to receive 3,000 rubles. it's true for the number. maybe, yes, you know, i said that the church is a hardworking art and yes, e is not the highest paid. and as he said, at one time nikulin crazy people work here. to some extent, uh, it's true that

highly professional artists make good money, some make very good money. another thing is that in the general mass. yes, the average salary. she remains average. that is, well, only people who are devoted cannot risk their lives as an airplane. if you don't love fanatically, then how do you enjoy it. you know, as a director , i often have a problem when, well , a person deliberately risks his life, and you try to persuade him not to do this. well, in the literal sense of the word, you promise that he will be on the lounge. i promise everything 100% rises, because it is taken directly ; it pulls down; it descends. you ask what he's talking about, she doesn't interfere. seriously. yes , this is how to deal with it sometimes. uh, well, you just can't imagine, maybe there are still a lot of extreme people. just including this . people are confident people enjoy themselves

. and the most important thing is that they see that the viewer is treated too. uh, in a different way, he unfastened one thing on insurance, and he has a degree. eh, interest respect for him completely. this is where they change a lot. there's a glow in the hall changes instantly, and it is charged from this. he enjoys it. we held the international circus festival idol and came to us. uh, an american acrobat who decided to set a record, a on the largest unicycle. and so he brought with him an apparatus almost there 9 m. when i looked at this apparatus, which weighs under 100 kg, but one wheel is really one wheel, he climbed there, uh, and swept on the lounge. i say, well, great , great, i think, well, at the lounge every time he says, but i will go without a lounge. and then i i say, wait, what do you expect? i say, from such a height with such a huge heavy apparatus and you fall, it’s impossible for you to catch, not a single pa. in general , it won’t fit under you, because you fall from 100

kg, bullshit. uh, he says, i'm very sure of myself. and that's it, and he went really really did a few. yes, that's what works. you know, it's not, well, listen here too, the psychological portrait of a circus performer, he is also very specific why because, if you have already come here, then you have passion for certain achievements further competition gives rise to certain levels. that is, if everyone is doing the same thing, then you can't stand out among everyone. you have to do better anyway, and then the risk starts, you know? i mean, rare, uh, the circus genre is not risky, so there's actually uh, the dna is changing. no , no. it's not, just listen, it's not. simply, well, it’s all the same that you and i will discuss, in general, about outstanding athletes and even athletes who compete for the title of an outstanding athlete. they are all psychics. no. it's just a certain type of people who are bold about

their own lives, they challenge both themselves and society, that is, they show achievements simply, but if we take sports and the circus with you, these are close enough, uh, so to speak, well forms alone is art, which clothes the achievement still in art forms. and sport is a demonstration of achievement in its purest form. that's all, so now you need to come to the circus. eat people who are born there, yes, basically , yes, your dna is already born like this, if you have one generation, the second third, well, dna is an important question for me and i'm afraid not to ask it. just like the father of their children. so, who also took to the circus as a child. if i got to a bad performance here as children, i myself also got into it. there was a moment, i will never go again, in general, the church never led his children there until some very moment, and they have already grown up, even that's what to do. if you got into such a situation now e me. well sometimes they ask advise young directors

of young producers there. still, we are successful in the circus. i say guys, we have one very big problem, which protects us very much from the cinema and from the theater when we go to a bad movie. we are talking about this film. uh, this performance is nonsense, but when people go to a bad church, they say cheese circus is nonsense, not a specific show, not a specific person, and then the person, the next day goes to another performance by another artist, to another movie, and with others uh, but i can no longer go to the circus. that's how they've just been saying for years, so i say it's very important for us not to disappoint the public. well, when i went to the circus as a child, i was left with the impression that this was some kind of set of numbers, but once i got to las vegas, i found david copperfield and i was struck that it was not just a dove that appeared or something the whole story of the hero's arch, this narrative is a big script, that is , a performance in which that's what they do, when you

compose your programs, how are you? than we will we surprise? what story are we going to tell? where does the new program start? here , uh, my brother and i shared the producer and the director and his idea, uh, which, uh, he can brag about. they must have a time and a place, and so often we begin to discuss with him. and what next performance should we do and we set ourselves two tasks. the first thing that this performance should remain in order for it to be a family visit, so that everyone who comes to us will be left satisfied, the second is that people take something with them, because often people have such emotions back home. i led the clowns today. these games will continue to be very difficult. list what and there is no main one. eh, basic idea huh? yes, yes, nothing. well, therefore , for the last 15 years, askold has clearly set himself

the task that every time he must sow some thought, and now, uh, most of our colleagues, there and including. uh, there's a second circus in moscow church. nikulina also began to change the strategy, too, already moving from the form of divertissance, what you just said set numbers in the form of a performance, in order to communicate with the public already, so to speak, when the performance is over, so that people come home, discuss something and it didn’t come across. i liked it i didn't like it for the cause not for the cause. here, tell me your opinion. but let's go there again, and let's see if i didn't catch something , or vice versa, i liked it very much. we need to go again. some kind of little mermaid here in the circus, that's the story. yes , we have done a lot now, and as you know, the story was adapted there by sadko or camelot and so on author's stories, there is the mistress of the dead lake, 1 2 4 5, that is, every time some interesting things with immersion, and this is already in

the truest sense of the word, but a synthesis of a musical theater cinema circus and sports. this is what we can definitely brag about. the circus depends on money, probably nothing at all can be with one extreme. that is, you can invest an infinite amount of money of some mediocrity to decorate him, and he will be in a beautiful outfit and with beautiful decorations. but if he can't portray anything, then it's all the same there will be a failure, therefore, in general, in principle, it seems to me that any art is the harmony of the harmony of everything and, in fact, uh, rather a circus without money. can u survive than uh, money without a circus. that's how i would say, that is, if a person shows tricks, e, he can show it in simple swimming trunks, but for the time being, because if someone creates competition and the same artist, who is just in front of you in swimming trunks, you gave out some wonderful tricks, and also

decorate it very beautifully, and invest in it money. it will also be special effects of the scenery and around a huge number of people will create additional scenes, of course, it will be more interesting, more advantageous, you know, so here. but you asked about the performances. i began to engage in performances and some kind of passion for the performance. we did a variety of shows, as i said , experimented with all possible formats. and here the point is that any art should be relevant, if the relevance lies in the fact that there are technologies that can improve, then you need this you understand, and money here is just equivalent to the very economy in which everything exists. and if there is an opportunity to do something expensive. but it's like talking about blockbusters in movies now. can they survive against the backdrop of, roughly speaking, a different economic model of streaming services. and now, a litmus test, there was just the release of the second avatar. yes, you know, so it's the same in the circus, that is, as if the circus owes everything. that time to feel, as i consider cinema theaters and so

on to feel the current audience, because that you can overfeed the blockbuster. for example, i am a fan of cinema, but recently , to my own surprise, i discovered that this no longer pleases me, that is, conditionally , just an abundance of special effects. it doesn't evoke any emotion in you. i want a soul and suddenly you realize that you want to see something much simpler. let the movie in terms of visual design, but , in which there will be an acting game, so to speak, where there will be acting, so to speak, the presentation is such that it will touch you in the shower, and therefore return , roughly speaking, to some forms, but it is also possible to control it, that is , you can first make a large number of, uh, performances, then understand that the audience is tired of this and return to the same divertissement. the most important thing is quality. in 50 and 100 years the circus will exist. if so, why, despite all the technology. yes, i believe that any living art will exist. so far, there is a person, because our work with you is

literally priceless, when they suddenly announced that animals were replaced with holograms in the german circus. there for a while the internet at this time was noisy, and everyone was talking. here it is. here it is the future, well, a month later it all died. well, what to watch on an ordinary cartoon on a cartoon. here we can and in the cinema because of much less and money, and then not all. eh, this one will definitely not cause applause. that's all, so here any living art. it seems to me that it has, well, such an eternal eternal continuation is another matter how it will be brother fantasized, and in his performance she did a circus with 2.0, our show was called the next next stage, where he integrated people already knocked down with prostheses, and with completely different possibilities a and i, looking completely different, what kind of

life will we have with you in 50 e 100 years. we can still fantasize, but once again i repeat. uh, i'm convinced my conviction that the next key to success, for example, many films will be where there will be an advertising slogan, there is not a single computer effect here. and this , on the contrary, will arouse more interest among people, because they will believe in what is happening to be a real person from your phone. and like it doesn't matter now we are coming to the conclusion that the acting profession, in principle, is already being replaced by computers, these stars will soon be there for some time. we will not understand whether this is a real person or a living person or someone who will not be alive on this. e, evaluates the talent of actors, yes, and i can sell , of course, and in fact, 100% circus will exist in one form or another, as long as a person naturally exists, because this is all a natural er, well, roughly speaking, the processes are vital as long as we want

to know ourselves, to know our own own possibilities. we want to see those people who were able to achieve something conditionally. if i now suggest that you go to , uh, a show at the aquarium, in which for the first time, uh, robot dolphins swim instead of dolphins. ultra quality you will definitely go the first time it will be very interesting, and the second time they will tell you, and now these same dolphins, yes, and now these g dolphins will constantly show you tricks. and you think, what's so amazing about that? strictly speaking, what technology, i have already appreciated. what's next, a how to interact with a live dolphin? here is the question. here is a miracle that is a natural miracle. you see, therefore the circus. yes, it took different forms. yes , ordinary human emotions, when a dog runs up to you and still continues to rejoice, despite the fact that yesterday you saw her the day before yesterday. you grew up and there was no spiderman, yes, which is still the end. you understand that he did this not because he worked on himself, because

, roughly speaking, they drew it very beautifully. you'll still be surprised later a person who artificially dances, who stands on his head, who juggles there with ten objects and so on, so the question is simply form. which form by the time you are talking about will be relevant. hello ordinary , at least say go to the circus, love cheese and the circus loves you too, and you had a podcast of the creative industry elena hyper roman pockets, folk artists, edgard and askold zapashny everything. good night friends. this is a podcast of jokes for everyone who does not sleep. again. good night, yes, well, to those who wait, i'm right, what kind of camera is mine , that's all. i’m just here for this light

, i’m sure, as if you know , a plane is landing on me, as if you know kamaz is definitely coming. i mean, you're like that, that's not my question. you work for someone. yes, say, millions of such highlights on the rink, when you ride, yes, yes, look, okay, let's do it again. let's get started with this podcast of jokes. i'm, uh, glad that some people suffer in a good way from insomnia. and this time will be spent with us. i have wonderful guests in my studio, connoisseurs. lovers the keepers of jokes are people who know how to tell them and i will gladly introduce them to you - this is michael the policeman. and valery utkin that is. actor singer composer not a singer just you know, now lately there have been a lot of different hypostases for different people. that is, as if you forget to name

there some very important definition that he is still a blogger at that moment, for example, and that’s all. people then get offended. well, i hope you don't carry no. and i also like it when they say, there, uh, an actor. uh, tv presenter winner crystal drop prize. well, you see, now we will start listing galaxy with us. i want to start a conversation. you know what, uh, in the current realities, they still say, yes, well, a joke, what is it? yes. this is somehow not fashionable. moreover, it is old-fashioned. that is. well, they say some not just young people and girls, but some direct skeptics of the present time. here the youth says, do you want a joke. do you want a joke? that is, it became just a joke, just a joke, but such a short, uh, joke meme, you know, the joke opens and

reads to you with a gadget in our childhood. do you remember gadgets? it was an appeal, uh, to a person who brings you a completely different meaning, and my daughters do it differently. they don't tell jokes, they talk. dad, look, cool, yes, well, yes, read something to tell to play. maybe this reflects, as it were, the reality in the sense that, uh, in particular, the youth. yes, she stops communicating with each other earlier. to be honest, let's say, well, my childhood is there . youth is there further e in the yard. yes, when everyone they were going to be like, uh, not that cool, as they say now, the youth was generally, well, it’s cool to tell a joke vying. yes, i'm not. listen, i'm tired. yes, i knew everyone there, everyone knew how to tell, and this was a means of understanding memory. you see, as he said, they loved for free and

counted in their minds. here is the generation, that is, the girl had to be impressed. you were not supposed to read from the phone, but to tell about memory from the heart, that is, to prove yourself, and now, just about the girl, so that was to impress. the two options, as i remember, are when you can play at least a few songs on the guitar. he is always in company. yes bravo band i played the guitar in the yard. i told you about it. i got everything from the beatles and our polish heroes back then were really like that, that is, well, the guitar, that is, you don’t know how to play. goodbye, but i know a joke. and then, in principle, there would still be such an option, in sports there were those guys who, uh, pulled themselves up or something from bruce lee could portray it already, yes, but basically at all times this will say more all the best, if all the

best performers start answering, whether it be classical music or frank the senator, for example, or carusa. it's not exactly the greatest vocalist at times. this is the greatest storyteller, because the song is like you wanted to tell something, you know how to tell. everyone listens, you don’t know how to tell, perfect solfeggio, high, low notes don’t take everything, so it seems to me that anecdote is still such the safety of communication is from eye to eye from the mouth. mouth and what you want to convey, of course, and show how, as it were, degrees and your own can already be told with your erudition of emancipation, by the way, on this occasion. eh, now you understand. why as they say dear, the spoon remembered a joke for dinner, and the joke that is there, there are two of them out of this joke, this is the great yuri nikulin yes, who was also the keeper of jokes. uh, and uh, his club there is a white parrot, so the story is next uh, there is

such an anecdote. i'll tell it to you now so, uh, the company is sitting. well, that is, in some kind of vector, well, let's say there, it means that the ladies are gentlemen there. well, that means that the new man is also sitting in this company. it’s just that some kind of hussar introduced him there, please, there’s passion and everything there, yes, and that means he got into the company in this, they sit in a circle and just 244 and everything ha-ha-ha-ha there 78, and like everyone else, they just laugh, and it means that he asks his friend, too , there is some young officer there, damn it, tell me, please, what’s going on, you say you know, all these people, all this society. we love jokes. we love so much love and so often we get together to tell each other. if the jokes are already, well, how would everyone know them by heart, and that it will not be repeated for a long time. we simply remember them and numbered them. here, let's say. right now, look, here is 302

there ha-ha-ha, he says, this is a very funny anecdote. i'm like, i'll tell you later. he says, you are there, well, that’s how you got used to it, and at some point there is such a deathly silence and a lady stands next to him, sitting slapping him once gets up and goes out. he's sitting. he just says what happened at a friend’s, hey, bro, we didn’t tell vulgar jokes in betrayal. well, here's an old joke. you are for sure. you know what he came up with. eh, nikulin, he came up with two sequels. that is, this anecdote means, and everything is the same beginning. uh, this, well, the new comer this man says, there, 147. in complete silence. just the dead thing looks at everyone and suddenly bends down and says, listen, well, don't be upset. there are just people who can speak. here it just

took off. and this and well, another third option. this is already a joke, when you die, there are 210, yes, and again the rough silence speaks. well, listen, well , they don’t tell funny things. we touched on something very important. uh, all the jokes in the company are what i told. it comes right there. osadtsy. you told, so a short on this topic is at the door. you know, let's give such a jewish correct and color anecdote, because this is how odessa is told, his homeland is a lawyer man's funeral. he says i don't believe that you left us. i refuse to believe it behind comrade, let me through. please, but , by the way, about the national flavor. yes, in jokes it is very important. yes, uh, to itself here is this short story. yes, e did not

affect some really quite like that. uh, well, let's say some ethnic issues. that is, from an offensive point of view. i mean, that is, jokes. you need to be able to tell, as it were, but also listen to them, because there were a lot in soviet times. remember the jokes were about the chukchi. yes, that is , in general, how did it happen? what here, apparently, the development of these lands and so on , meteorologists went, there are some there, uh, drillers and so on, they were laying bam there and so on and so on. that is, some of these cold ones. uh, well, some kind of siberian faces, that is, here appeared here, uh, jokes about the chuk, what is there? well, who lived down there and so on and so forth. everything is in our time. now they are in the group, however, do not meet at all. yes, i can’t even remember a single doctor. and i why why now, in the winter, i always remember this anecdote. this means that e is coming, that means a large settlement is coming, that means chubchik to his shaman.

he hi-yay-yay-yay there with this, it means that there is a tambourine there, it means that something is conjuring with a deer with a paw, it beats this tambourine, they come and say shaman , please tell me, here is winter, cold is coming, it will store a lot of brushwood or still. somehow we will make it there, but not so cold, and like, everything will be fine, that the winter will be warm, and it will be cold brushwood. no, they will freeze, in general, there will be more claims against me. and if i say what will happen cold, well, they will gather a lot of brushwood. well, it will be warm, but less will remain. maybe later, as if in the spring, we will live and such ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, i’ll say that the cold will be very hi-oh-oh, in general, the spirits say that the winter will be fierce, in general, collecting a nightmare. a lot of brushwood, they rushed about everything. they ran there. there, then, a tambourine was deposited by a deer paw and i really think, what kind of winter will it be, i’ll go to meteorologists, i’ll ask once about the skis. everything

went. so he comes there, so this yurt is standing. there is a yaranga. this is how he comes. this is a fellow meteorologist, so oh great. shaman yes hi tea will be he is, but he took tea there, that he came, he says, comrade meteorologist. and tell me this year, what kind of winter will be cold there, like or there , or what kind or a monster like that, i don’t know for a long time, this year there will be a very cold winter. very much he says, well, thanks there for what the comrades said. and how do you know, this is me, well, how would i have spirits there, everything is there, such a tambourine. yes, it's very easy to come here through the window. as long as you see choo-choo , they collect a lot of brushwood, which means that it is very cold. yes, we are not the only ones. a very northern nationality, do you remember the era of total scarcity, when, uh, any items, uh, consumer goods from czechoslovakia from the german democratic republic of this wall were especially valued, by that time here are

kochlov boots, there is nothing, they say i need a toilet, they say, they speak german , german. there is, not german means. well, let's give him two sticks, just two sticks and instructions, he reads the instructions. and what is it? speaks? read, damn it, rely on one that the wind did not blow away like that, and the second volkov was always a huge number of anecdotes, that is , the jewish theme, there and so on, because there are many and good storytellers. yes, and very much as if people are everything. well, everything seems to be perceived. yes, and, accordingly, there were colorful jokes, there were also about breasts. german radio, which has become a separate story there. yes, there are armenian jokes stirlitz yes chapaev and petka not i mean. now. i'm talking now, just about all sorts of national things. but part of the jokes, of course, but there was

especially when it was in soviet times. remember there, when they were joking, what kind of anecdote can be given there for some years. yes, especially for this. yes, it's funny, like a joke. well, somewhere in the seven they started talking there for 12 years, yes, which are there in a whisper there in the kitchen. that's all they said, but it's still here. uh, how would people continue to do this. yes, this is how things have changed. what do you think, right now? uh, it became very open, that is, when in soviet times there, uh, these times were told here it is always kept anyway. in principle, this is like an example of jewish and everything is short, some kind of guru, i consider him to be my gorodomsky always spoke to me. in any case, valera is always so fond of everything short concert performance book anecdote course of treatment hmm everything is short so all this characterizes such abramovich and how did you meet your wife here? i

don't blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but these short ones i really like medical jokes when doctor my head is spinning, and i see i see, yes, or how they ignore me and do not notice so the next or when the doctor is there. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and were here and here. he says, let's undress, let's see. where do i put my clothes? yes, put it on my luggage, and when i have a doctor , it hurts here, oh, it hurts here. oh, my hand hurts here. give me a broken finger. well, look, for example, medical yes, these are all jokes. well, why because, well, let's say all people. is there something more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, a perfectly healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, probably, this allows somehow. still, after all, in a joke, yes, and in any humorous story, as a rule, a person.

laughs when they don't associate themselves with it. that is, for him, this is a story about someone he has such a familiar friend there. and so, as it is with doctors. yes , they intersect there since childhood, they go there to do vaccinations, and so on and so forth. it seems to me that such a large number jokes on a medical topic is related to the fact that a person. maybe, as it were, well, still calmly laugh. uh, roughly speaking about the protectors themselves, but how to combine stylish ones? it would seem that i really liked a person coming to the dentist, says the doctor. i have a problem's. what yellow teeth are yellow teeth. well, about green gas, everything was advised such you know, unexpected for what i love jokes, wait, man, in short, he says. do you know doctor? my stomach hurts so much,

just some kind of nightmare. have you pigeoned? what i didn’t eat a pigeon, and you ate a pigeon’s head , i didn’t eat a pigeon’s head. and you ate the head of a naked dove, damn it, daniel, i’m the head of a dove, what’s the matter, i’m a speech therapist in anything, i tried to help, at least yes, medical jokes. uh, a huge number of professional jokes in general, a lot, because there are a lot of musical anecdotes about theater musicians, and very often very often, especially people related to the profession. yes, they are, as in the case, there with the musicians. they are short jokes that i already knew, they tell with special gusto i draw the whole this exposition here. that is, they immerse you so much in general in what is happening, you know, there are a little theatrical

tales, really these theatrical tales, and which they then tell. like a joke, and it was right there in the theater, and there are even people who saw these stories, and you know what else there are jokes for. i have several of these that have been with me virtually all my life. i remember zhenya morgulis telling me the fields. i know that you love musical jokes gather. i really collected just such musical ones in order to spend the evening well in my environment. i'll throw you one musical anecdote, a son comes from school and his father says to his father. sorry two balls. today he said, in what subject in zoology. what 's with two points? well, you know, they asked who has the biggest balls, well, i said that the elephant, well, that's right, son. it makes sense, it's big. yes, it turned out dad that i got a good job and a deuce i got a boy son science life live,

age, study here he is such slow waltzes wrote. the big men this rushed son comes to his father and says, dad, what is incompetence and indifference. he says, i don't know, i don't give a fuck what, i don't know, and about the musical, uh, well, one of the most, probably , old ones when, uh, well, friends are going one says, and i won't go to the opera with you. tonight says why are you the premiere? well, he tells me yesterday rabinovich drank like that, and that's nonsense. and it’s like right away, uh, favorite topic after all - this association gave you clinging to some detail. she immediately you the memory works, and he flies out when he says, e company of men took his wife yesterday, put on a cult on a campaign. he says no, a warning. i don’t even know, uh, what

to ask you, dear viewers, did it pass for you or, on the contrary, you wanted to sleep, and most importantly, that after our program after this night podcast you were in a good mood. tell jokes. collect jokes. and we will try to save them, and together with you for posterity. good night. until we meet again.