jokes about vasilvanych and the stove, when they mean they sit like that on a halt and sing, as they say vasilyevich and here you are, well, how will it all end. that's it. here you will go to the civilian life and what will you do, in general, what is your dream? he says there is a song i built a conservatory. ofiget this is the topic, of course, yes i will build sand, and on the roof there is a machine gun, the machine gun says. and why, well, to canned food do not steal canned food. so you promised me to tell some strange anecdote, that is, to emphasize that musicians are a little bit of such people. hmm. not everyone is like that. i remembered, he is not strange, but georgian is right-wing absolutely georgian absolutely. rumor, when my god before talking, the georgian conservatory. here is a child being led by

my child themselves with absolute pitch. he hears everything. now we press this any note, he will hear everything. here, well it's well become a commission of three people. here. hit the note baby. something like this, the jokes are very difficult, by the way, about musicians who can really fall right down and not, who are just some kind of music about it. yeah, that is, which just touch somehow uh musical theme, m-m, vasily ivanovich petka m-m in seeds. he says, all, as they say, ivanovich and you? can you? well, have you ever played the piano, he says, he played the piano many times. he says, seriously, yes, well, he played the guitar. he says petka was on the guitar. well, just

played remember playing. oh, super, in general, he says, she is a violin. he says, well, there were times, but awkward cards fall down. i mean, this is not a musical joke. yes, namely it is for how musical instruments. here somehow involved in this throughout the stem, i remembered one normal let's frenchman , englishman and georgians. here are the three musicians. they play all the time. uh, here, uh, 1 piano one drums and decided they don't want to do it anymore. hmm says, i he says, i went to shooter school. now, i'm shooting now, and so i can show you now. eh, that's an interesting thing. well , that's good, the frenchman is gathering an audience. everyone thinks that he will play. now on the piano, says, no trick now. puts a man puts an apple on him. the light turns off

shoots the apple shatters into two parts. here the dude stands says aim robin hood well , after all, well, bravo bravo, well, it suits, uh, the englishman says, well, if that's the case, i also learned to shoot. well, let's show to put three apples on the head of this man, again the public and shoots once. two, three, everything falls apart. all apples. everything is a living person right about the class bravo and they are wilgel and yet bravo, bravo, bravo, well, georgians. well, you say, besides music, be able to do something, of course, i shoot from the other side. let's. show insert man puts five apples there on the head. turn off the light, in short, there bang, bang, bang. you turn on the light man dead everything, there are apples to see everywhere the blood of taimsore. this once again emphasized that,

of course, specific musicians, uh, tell, right? and friends again. hello everyone vadim galygin jokes podcasts and my guest is producer singer author performer brandon stone hello, we are discussing musical jokes jokes in music and in general musical and about musical humor. say here. do you have, for example, well, not so happened musical career. yes, no it turned out, for example, yes, so that everything happens, yes, you would. for example, when you heard jokes about musicians. would you also react or not? because now, as you know, the producer reacts there after all. yes, it's funny to say. i know my worth, that is, here, and if it suddenly didn’t work out, maybe it would, as it were, leave an imprint on the perception of humor, but if there is a sense of humor,

any person has an unimportant musician or not, he will always perceive it fine. but i guess you're right, just musical jokes. and it's best to take it when you are a loser. well, when i succeeded in my career, and i thought, if, for example, i fail with a career as a musician, then i will become a cook, cook, cook. yes, because there are no more jokes about cooks. i like to cook. but, by the way, there are even jokes about chefs, probably, of course there are, huh? probe - about all professions, but there are not so many of them now now it's a good topic, by the way, to invite chefs here and in general to find out if there are there what are they joking about? chef? yes , there are russian forks, plates and fruits and vegetables. well , no, in general, as if about some kind of e cooking about some dishes, mmm, of course, there are a lot of jokes and how two housewives meet and yes, however, the second guest came, and there

it rolls out, which means that the cakes and everything is in flour. it's all there. he says. oh what are you, he says, that's decided here's a cake from the oven. new recipe he says yes, what is the name. uh, brezhnev he says, brezhnev ask this for the cake he says, since napoleon only without eggs to hits like that. you see, here comes more. well, povarskoy, yes, you understand? ah here is such specific you more there. well, cooks. yes housewives, but about cooking. well, in general, it's good that you became a musician, not a cook, although, after all, in estonia, each of the men can learn to cook, you think, i like to cook honestly, but i found out today. eh, a lot of things for our viewers. i would like to summarize that musicians understand humor moreover, they have their own specific musical humor, respectively their own specific anecdotes themselves very much. today we friends

learned well, according to the opinion, here is the producer brandon stone what bar? it’s actually in a perception team, there some kind of female drum was a drum at first, but anyway, the one who sings actually takes everything, so if you suddenly wanted to send your child to a jazz pianist, it’s better to teach him to sing right away, because this is the future, and if he still finishes drumming courses, then it will be a very costly boy, it's all about me. i started out as a drummer, then i became a jazz pianist, and then a singer, so here it is, yes, well, thanks, friends for these jokes came to the end of our transmission podcast jokes. and i'm vadim galygin once again , i would like to thank you and introduce you to the brands on the stone of the rest of the producer for you. for us. now it's just infuriating, so if you suddenly see brendon stone somewhere, you know that he is a simple guy who went all the way through the musical path, and a jazz

pianist to a singer and producer, and see you on the next one. sending you all the best, good mood, goodbye. and come on, wait, wait, wait, the scandal ignites in me how old are the times topping up grieve is not the time to expect, the sky will help us, let us think will shine. i

read so well it was blown away, and we will be blown away to reshoot us so young. and we are at zero, but we will remember the moment this summer. music so yelling speed does not sleep. the two of us killed, dancing under the lantern, the music yells so speed to sleep and i give, we are the two killed. i will hold my breath and we will pretend to be your soul and consciousness. i want to draw next to you every moment. everything

you want will help us with a bright dawn, i will give you the music of light, the sea wave. let's lay aside the bodies with you, music moves our affairs the heart was pierced by a bee. i loved you. we're just bees, we're just bees, we 're ready for anything. and we love, and i'm lucky with me i'm lucky. you are a bee i am a beekeeper and we love, and i'm lucky and the girls are dancing, and we love, and i'm lucky with you i'm lucky. and we love, but not lucky and dances will carry away.

hello friends. this podcast is an unformatted place of power for young artists and an alley of fame for honored artists in the anton lavrentiev studio, my brilliant, beautiful co-host karina kross. valya carnival group gipsy band further, in theory, i was supposed to represent these wonderful people, but these are your friends. let's please beautiful charming dasha and vitya a group of times - and i thought you would say now, thank you, our coolest wonderful friends. and this is mrs. then wait, then the transition of control and uh, i built just the legendary soso pavliashvili meet, huh? hello

, i did not know that dashenka would be with us today. otherwise, i would take three letters, these are girls. can be one there the second our. i have an idea, it's better i know that you can unhook the heart of absolutely any woman. maybe you will conduct some quick course right now. i know that you somehow kneel down and somehow, like this , you will do it all with your hand. i beg you, i know everything, and i even have someone to train on. anton is not working. can you suggest how to do it so sincerely. and so amazing that they put all the hearts of a woman, and tell him what to do, it's just that women cry only from love, and now i just don't scream, quiet. let all women cry only from love

from happiness. that's right, handsome. thanks guys. i want you more. well, how would i introduce everyone again, because we actually have such a show, where there are already such great accomplished artists and young stars who simply bomb the internet with their hits. and i would like to say that from this you will be introduced to the guys from the group of times. to be honest, now i will pronounce this figure and my eye is already twitching a little. you imagine they have half a billion views on one clip. i'm just one of those or i'm also afraid of this situation. it just happens to be about music. today we will talk very, very, very much, but, unfortunately, as always, we do not have much time. i suggest going through everything very quickly in terms of this, the blitz

asks you for 7 seconds. it will be necessary to answer the question that i ask. guys, this is the first question for you three artists with whom you would like to do a collaboration, the time has come. and nastya, uh, she is nastya and she is nastya and she will come back right? well, yes. a next question to you all the juice five friends from show business time is up. chumakov vova presnyakov grisha leps iosif kobzon he is still my friend and very, very, very much, so many times . guys, quickly. the next question for you is the top three compliments, you see, the time has come from dasha. eh, the most generous most generous. the real guys are a woman, the next question for you

is three things, without which your concert will not start without spectators without music and without equipment, that the spectators come first. guys, you noticed this stunned, and the last question. guys to you five artists, uh, the older generation, the songs you listen to, uspenskaya, uh , elena vaenga if only three songs could be left in the repertoire, then what kind of songs are they all mine ? it seems to me, let's imagine the children of the song, how the children have grown up . what are you, just three of you, the children

won’t go anywhere. well, it seems to me, the sky in the palm of my hand was a song to me, i generally believe that i was born. despite the fact that i played the violin for 6 years and graduated from the conservatory, but god did it that way after the army. i recovered and finished the canned food. well, i already started to engage in pop music and immediately won one competition, the second, then the third, but i had an accident from the ninety-seventh. big problems began for 7 years. i had a ticket all the islands of the fatherland. i'm creepy. well, it's you. not all this happened in 2004, but i irochka gave birth to liza to us and everything was gone for me. it all went away after a few. months in a dream god god to us all not to me, but to us i gave everyone a shot, and let's pray for parents, thanks to the 2015 voice project. this song

blew up. i have 10 years. she lay and he was practically not taken anywhere. may i play? of course, have fun. as i want.

he is our guardian angel, and one day the children will pray for us. let's pray for our parents as our guardian angels, let's pray someday. pray children

thank you for these words. thanks a lot. it 's unusual when the song is called, but i put it out, i put it out, because i still ask the question about what the song sky is on palms. this is probably the song under which, according to statistics, so many people proposed to each other , got married, played weddings, joined hearts and asked for forgiveness. you know how many people there are in general, because before the pandemic we had 40 planes and i thank these songs. we

flew so much, we fly a lot now, but of course, then it was in general we didn’t have time to just live and that’s all. everything was given to our dear his majesty the viewer, or, by the way, it was written on the palm of our hand, we even have, uh, on cameras filmed then still the phone was not. well, they rested. raised in austria. what is the name of the right one? these wagons were lifted up and all sat together, the sun was still shining. everything is amazing and it doesn’t come like a shoelace, otherwise glory, god took it off, larochka and my dears, mommy. i never call her mother-in-law, because she is my friend, and she took it all off and then they came. he i came out of a trance and sent it down. boning the depth of this song, he wrote from and to him

in general applause. nevertheless, the twentieth year happened pandemic wedding celebrations, changed in some way and, for sure, if the song was not in the palm of your hand, some side was stylistically reworked. yes, there are daredevils. of course there is. here they are just such a dancespap, probably, and no. and we offer you a creative experiment, to which, of course, all representatives of tonight dear ones can and must participate. wait, wait, i suggested to me, please, 30 years ago, who was the first of our country, who was the thought, of course, that i'm a fool, or what? i don't know, maybe there is one song, i'm with you, this song introduced me to my little girl. i was then 16 years old, and oddly enough she listened

to good music then in the nineties, and she came to my studio and wanted to rewrite now for a new release. i just caught her then. and after that, we don't break up. we know that your wife, she is with you involved in your musical life as a wife and son and youngest daughter, when he has time for this work. well, as if you, as it were, have the same question for you, it’s hard, after all, being, well, a family in family at work together. is there something wrong if you want to be happy? sometimes e to find problems not to pay attention. and if it turns out some moments , it's just uh, to add a little adjika to pepper the relationship, and then, when the most important thing, when it goes to mirnoye, it's like oh great, ira turns out to be the first

listener always when something new is born to me and very often she saved the songs with her course with her attitude, with her understanding, in general, what could be better with this song, so that it would not be spoiled. i have the situation is the same here, all the songs that i wrote, thanks to her, they entered the european union, because the wife is, well, especially the wife with taste, she is the most ready to return to the creative experiment. if happy eyes do not guess at any sure heaven is not cossacks for love, which branches will not return the sky for love amuator never happy for any sky, and you scoundrel's eyes for love, everything is decided by heaven never for

love. let your heart tell you with whom the scheme has not always failed. ay me in the palm of your hand, i'm in the snow for you. movements

what happens exactly, it all started, friends, he has hits, how tracks are born to him, how they are born to you, it’s just incredible, in fact, well, let’s not dissemble the bulk of the most addictive hits i came up with, of course you see, well, because for this you need some super creative one. it seems to me that my thinking is more according to lika. well, my verses, of course. and you see, of course, we can, just turn on the microphone, insert it and give out something unusual. i'm so hmm and we have a beekeeper's demo, lay for three months, probably, it just lay in the closet. and it was just introduced. at some point, i was just bees, we just drove the bees together there. i just added it, then already there, well, that's it, i wrote it there, and somehow

she walked past the room and like that. well, yes, it’s all the music themselves, and it’s as if it ’s normal that he sits there endlessly playing something. here are the guys. we know that you have some super super secret delicious songs. but if we want you to be born and say, he simply demonstrated. and we just let's say there is no secret. there is just a melody that takes you somewhere. just be good. well anyway. i know that soso can play the drum. so anton anton is just a break. a hit is born from a band growing, right here before your very eyes. yes, from soson in this it turns out to talk. what is

she a drum? you need to understand about nothing,

how cool we are, what we have on songs that have not yet been released. guys, tell me, you had such a situation that you worked, yes, together there, as i understand it, with some kind of label yes, and that, it interfered with your relationship, and you chose love instead of ah. tell about it. so important. we had such a situation that we generally worked in the same label even in general with no names. i should be a solo artist, then i should sing in a group there, and we, in short, somehow became friends. so, we played this love very much and it was impossible to do it at all, it was like being in a relationship, and that's it, and we broke everything. everything fell down to destroy the formats, yes, and we broke everything. and we just had to leave for krasnoyarsk and lived there for a year, and then

we sold priora there, we sold priora , and with this money we left for moscow, rented an apartment for the new year, and made an offer for the new year and said everything would work out. i just don’t believe it . this is a very cool test. they passed. right now they are playing the drums here on channel one. when i was little, i used to sing to myself, i really liked to copy. when you sang a song to please, and i walked around and i'm thinking, i heard such a divine. i'm just the ussr just, well no one slept. the creator is better, but

because, well, the soul of the voice, by the way, the melody of this song sounded. oh my god , i want him to come with you normally, he will come and tea on the table. we will not dance them honestly well. lord

almost do not believe. what are you? i have

a feeling that some corpora wedding. i'm going to tell the whole of russia about it . we didn't have a wedding. well, because when we got married, we didn't have anything at all, but today my dream came true. we danced a slow dance to the beautiful gorgeous artist. isn't this a fairy tale. it's just great for this song. i suggest trying to have soso sing your song the beekeeper in his own accent. i'm very interested. question no one will know where they disappear and fly like bees until the morning, whispered, buzzed with mines.

the moon accused me intoxicated, we are just bees, we are just bees, we are ready for anything. and i'm very lucky to have you. i'll be very lucky. and we love to love a very important destroy. wife

you are a man hey i want to go to you you create some trends for your new songs. if not, i will make you happy i will teach. we will now make your song, an amazing trend will collect millions of views . you are ready to eat now i will show you the movements.

you just need to remember and dance with me a million views. excellent toast five six seven eight, while we fight in a fairy tale